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Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Man arrested for exposing his whopper in Burger King

A Florida man has been arrested after exposing himself at a Burger King in West Palm Beach, police said on Thursday.
A witness told police that she saw Jefferson King, 33, exposing himself in a seat near the restrooms inside the restaurant on North Dixie Highway.
When the woman made eye contact with King and asked him what he was doing he replied: "What? I'm playing with my penis!" The manager was informed of the incident and asked King to leave. The manager said that King refused and continued to "stroke his penis."
She then called West Palm Beach police. King told the officers that he did nothing wrong and that he did not know what they were talking about. King has been charged with indecent exposure and was taken to the Palm Beach County jail.

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