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Monday, October 26, 2015

Man spotted lurking in bushes told police he was the creator and that it was none of their business

A 61-year-old Florida man trying to hide in some bushes was arrested for loitering and prowling after claiming he was “the creator,” according to the Lake County Sheriff’s Office.
Allen Clay Ramsey, of Astor, was arrested while trying to go back into the bushes and refusing to give his name to deputies. Ramsey is currently in the Lake County Jail in lieu of $500 bail. According to an arrest affidavit, a deputy was patrolling in Astor when he spotted a man, later identified as Ramsey, trying to conceal himself in some bushes.
The officer said it appeared that Ramsey was watching an employee at the Kangaroo Express convenience store as she picked up garbage outside the store. When the deputy asked Ramsey to come out of the bushes, he reportedly attempted to better conceal himself before eventually coming out.
The affidavit adds when asked what he was doing, Ramsey said: “I am the creator and it’s none of your business.” And when asked who he was, Ramsey said: “I am the Alpha and the Omega, look it up,” as he attempted to go back into the bushes. The deputy said due to Ramsey’s odd behaviour and his refusal to answer any questions, he was arrested. Ramsey reportedly continued to mumble about being the creator and that he owned the world during his arrest.

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