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Monday, October 12, 2015

‘Too High’ Man Found in Pile of Doritos

An unnamed 22-year-old man in Austintown, Ohio, called 911 and reported that he was “too high on weed.”
When officers arrived, they were directed to an upstairs bedroom by the caller’s grandfather. As they got upstairs they could hear “groaning from a room at the end of the hall.” When they opened the door, they found the 22-year-old laying on the floor in a fetal position, surrounded by “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”
The man refused medical attention, and faces charges of drug and drug paraphernalia possession. The emergency call has been released.

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