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Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Woman accused of flashing breasts at motorists says she was scratching bee or bug bite

A Florida woman who police say exposed her breasts to passing motorists and was seen lying on the ground yelling at people to have their way with her was arrested on Tuesday for indecent exposure of sexual organs in public.
Officer Joseph Kelly was called to Champion BBQ in Ocala, where, witnesses reported, a woman was showing her breasts while walking.
As he was driving to the restaurant, Kelly saw a woman lift up her shirt and slap her breasts numerous times while facing traffic.
Kelly stopped and talked with the woman, Denise R. Belflower, 34, of Sorrento, who said she had a bee or bug bite under her breast and was scratching it. She also told him she was intoxicated. She was arrested and taken to the Marion County Jail.

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