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Saturday, November 21, 2015

Fake-breasted man with enema unwittingly put on sexual 'performance' for police chief

A Tennessee man allegedly intended to put on an unusual sexual performance for an audience on Tuesday morning at Surgoinsville Riverfront Park. What he didn’t intend to do was perform a public sex act in the presence of the local police chief, who was in an unmarked vehicle. Surgoinsville Police Department Chief James Hammonds said he’d been receiving complaints recently of unusual behaviour at the park, prompting him to increase patrols there. Hammonds noted, however, that over the course of his 17-year career in law enforcement, he hasn’t seen anything more unusual than what he witnessed at the park on Tuesday morning.
He arrived at the park shortly after 9:30am. Only one other vehicle, a silver Dodge minivan, was in the parking lot at that time. “I rode through and saw somebody in the van,” Hammonds said. “It’s not unusual for someone to take a nap down there every now and then, but when he saw me he kind of moved around in the vehicle, so I sat and watched him for a minute. That’s when he got out of the van with his pants kind of down.” The man, who was later identified as David James Kimbrough, reportedly walked right past Hammonds in the unmarked patrol car. Kimbrough then walked to the fishing pier and allegedly exposed himself while performing a sex act.
“He didn’t know I was a police officer,” Hammonds said. “He thought I was just another person who pulled up and was going to sit there a few minutes. He knew he was doing it in front of an audience. He walked on to the fishing pier like he’d walked onto a stage and was putting on a performance.” Kimbrough, 43, of Rogersville, was walking back to his van when he noticed Hammonds was a police officer calling him over to the unmarked car. That’s when Hammonds discovered the performance included wardrobe and props. “He had panties rolled up to make it look like he had breasts, and I shook them out,” Hammonds said.
“When I cuffed him and started to have him sit in the car, that’s when he told me he had to get something out. He said he had an enema up his rectum.” Hammonds added, “I didn’t believe him, so I pulled his pants back a little and he was wearing pantyhose and thong panties. I said, ‘There isn’t anything down there’, and he said, ‘It’s hurting. I’ve got to get it out’. So, I removed the cuffs and allowed him to retrieve it himself to keep from having to take him to the hospital and get it removed.” Hammonds admitted that he has never been involved in a case this unusual. “This one took the cake,” he said. Kimbrough was charged with indecent exposure. He was being held in the Hawkins County Jail without bond pending arraignment in Hawkins County Sessions Court.

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