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Friday, November 13, 2015

Florida Lady Hides Xanax Up Butt ...

Pity it was Florida, not Texas. A Narcocorrido titled 'La SeƱora Con Xanax En Su Culo' would be so awesome.
Pro tip to potential criminal masterminds: If you're planning to go on a shoplifting spree, take the hidden Xanax tablets out of your butt first. Ginger Cooper, 28, was arrested Friday at a Walmart in Bradenton,...

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