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Saturday, November 28, 2015

Naked man charged over Whopper

A naked man was arrested and charged after he allegedly stole a Whopper from a man’s car in Derby, 2400km north of Perth in Australia.
Derby police say the local man stole the Hungry Jack’s burger from a tradesman’s car parked in the remote town.
The tradesman had organized for a friend to bring him several Whoppers from Darwin (no less than 1800km north-east) in the days prior to the alleged theft. Police say one of the burgers was left in the car and the local forced his way inside and took it.
When he was confronted by the tradesman, the offender removed all his clothes and walked away, police said. Officers apprehended him in the street a short time later and charged him by summons with stealing and disorderly behavior.

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