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Sunday, November 29, 2015

Woman accused of burglary left behind her dentures and a note with her name on it

A woman has been charged in two burglary cases in Dauphin County, Pennsylvania. Police say 52-year-old Connie Frances Perris entered two apartments in Lykens Borough on Thursday, Nov. 19.
Authorities say the occupant of the first apartment was home when Perris entered and promptly called police. Police say Perris then entered a second apartment, which was not occupied at the time, and began to steal and eat candy.
Officials say Perris then urinated on the floor. They say she also took out her dentures and left them in the apartment, along with a handwritten note with her name on it. Police used the items and note to find Perris.
When troopers caught up with her, they say she was visibly intoxicated and did not recall the incidents. Perris, of Pittsburgh, was staying with a friend in Lykens. She has been charged with burglary, criminal trespass, theft, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness.

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