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Sunday, February 21, 2016

Speculation that the Loch Ness monster may be lurking under flooded racecourse

Strange geyser-like eruptions at Worcester's flooded race course have led some people to speculate that the Loch Ness monster has taken up residence.
Passers-by stopped to watch the strange phenomenon exploding from various locations, asking 'is it a whale or is it a drain?'
One woman said: “I think it’s the Loch Ness Monster. They’ve been looking for it for years and it turns up here on Pitchcroft!”

However, others think it was something far more mundane including a drainage problem on the racecourse. Gulls were circling the spot, leading some to speculate that it was a porpoise or a seal.

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