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Friday, June 10, 2016

Naked man arrested after disagreement about feeding tacos to dogs

A man from Klamath Falls, Oregon, was arrested after baring all following an alleged disturbance over feeding tacos to dogs. Ben Bliss said he heard his girlfriend and a stranger arguing at around noon on Friday.
“I woke up to her arguing with the gentleman that decided to make a big old scene about feeding our dogs tacos.” Ashley Layne said her boyfriend threw the man out of their yard - and then things got even stranger. “Oh gosh, I had no idea he was going to get naked like that, I thought he was stripping his shirt off to fight, maybe, but no, everything came off,” said Layne.
36-year-old Dustin Lee Rice ran into a mini market when confronted by police, where was eventually handcuffed and arrested.“We don’t know exactly what the external factors were with this gentleman,” said Captain Ryan Brosterhous of the Klamath Falls Police Department.

“We took him for his own safety to be evaluated at the hospital, at which time he was released to the jail.” Bliss says he’s never seen anything like it. “We found some beer bottles over there, but I know beer doesn’t do that to you.” Rice was booked on charges of disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest. He was arraigned on the charges on Monday afternoon and was released on his own recognizance.

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