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Saturday, June 25, 2016

Police hunt bikini-wearing burglar

Authorities in California are searching for a woman after she entered two homes, one that was locked, and stole valuables, while wearing a bikini.
Home surveillance cameras filmed the woman, who wore a yellow bikini bottom and a green bikini top. She broke into and stole from a locked property in Lancaster on Saturday.
She “took items,” according to Shirley Miller of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Later that day, the same woman took valuable items from an unlocked home in Lake Hughes, about 14 miles away, Miller said.
The suspect is described as a white woman in her late 30s, about 5-foot-5 and 120 pounds. Police said a witness saw the suspect driving away in a tan-colored sedan.

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