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Monday, July 18, 2016

Naked man's attempt at seeking courtship with neighbor ended with his arrest

A man is facing charges after he decided to get naked and go to his younger neighbor's apartment door in search of "courtship" police said.
The 30-year-old female victim from Woodward Township, Pennsylvania, answered her door at about 12:30pm on Tuesday.
She found a nude Patrick R. Marsh, 59, standing there with his genitals in his hands, according to police.
Marsh went to the woman's door in the apartment complex "in an attempt to obtain courtship," the Pennsylvania State Police said. His neighbor found the gesture offensive, and Marsh found himself charged with indecent exposure.

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