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Thursday, September 22, 2016

Man covered in sticky white substance arrested for vandalism at Voodoo Donuts

Police arrested a man accused of covering Voodoo Donuts in Eugene, Oregon, with a “white, sticky food substance” on Sunday morning.
According to police, Voodoo Donuts asked 20-year-old Ean Mandrake Card to leave the premises earlier.
He later returned at around 6:45am and smeared a white, sticky food substance on the shop’s patio furniture and windows. Police located Card nearby. He was covered in a sticky white substance.
Police arrested Card for criminal mischief in the third degree, criminal trespass in the second degree and disorderly conduct. He was transported to the Lane County Jail.

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