A homeowner in Hazel Dell, northwest of Vancouver, came home to find their roof blanketed with several apples. On the door, the man had left a note. "To The Good Citizens of Callisto, I crossed the Rubicon River. Today I did five houses. My backpack had fifteen apples in it, three apples per house. I pull up on my bike, take my backpack off, get the apples out, put the backpack back on, walk up a little closer and throw them high in the air over the house. The second and third apples are still in the air when the first one hits. Within seconds I am mounted up and gone. Roofs are not created equally so the sound effects vary. It can be nothing, to a muted thump, to louder thumps to almost a crashing sound.
"I took a right and a left, another right and a left and dropped down to Ladd's Addition. So I started out at the Baghdad Theater and ended up in those nice gardens by the roundabout and there I lay down. I felt good being guarded by flowers. It should be noted that the City of Portland might be the best place on earth for a hooligan riding a bicycle with a backpack filled with apples. There are bicyclists everywhere, even in the early morning hours. The neighborhoods are like corn fields, easy to get lost in." The bandit's most recent escapade left investigators with some solid leads, namely a pair of images captured by the homeowner's surveillance camera. Anyone who recognizes the culprit, or has information as to his whereabouts, is asked to contact police.
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