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Monday, September 12, 2016

Woman arrested for stealing three French fries from police officer's plate

A woman was arrested for stealing three French fries from a police officer who was dining in Washington. It all happened at around 9:45pm on Wednesday at the Italian Pizza Kitchen.
A woman allegedly sat down next to the officer and tried to start a conversation, an MPD source said. The source said she then reached down and took a French fry from him as he was eating.
The officer asked the woman to stop, but she took another. The police officer again asked the woman to stop, warning her that she was engaging in theft and could be arrested. She proceeded to take another fry, so the officer arrested her.
According to the police's report, the "offender appropriated the listed property without the consent of the complainant." In the report, the property stolen is listed as “French fried potato.” She was charged with second-degree theft.
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OK, this is a wee bit of an over-reaction by the cop.
Besides that third fry she "stole" could have been the one to finally clog his heart completely and she saved him by taking it ....

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