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Friday, September 9, 2016

Woman called police to report theft of her pet rock

A Florida woman called police to report that her pet rock had been stolen. The rock was taken from a table on her porch, according to Niceville Police Department.
She told officers she was going to see if she could get increased security at her unit due to the theft.
She added that she didn’t know when she had last seen her rock, which is valued at $8.

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