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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Man arrested after stuffing steak and lobster down his pants

A 57-year-old Florida man was arrested for reportedly stealing steak and lobster from the Brooksville Walmart on Thursday. Mark Alan Belkola, from Brooksville, was caught with 6 packages of steak and 2 packages of lobster in his pants.
He “was then observed passing all points of sale,” police said. The total value of the steak and lobster was $172.98.
Belkola was taken into custody without incident and is being held on $2,000 bond.

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