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Sunday, October 23, 2016

Police remind residents to lock their doors after man entered home, stripped and cooked eggs

Police are reminding residents of Vancouver, Canada, to lock their doors and windows after a man was arrested in connection with an unusual home invasion. Investigators said a 35-year-old walked into a home on Tuesday night, through a closed but unlocked door. He removed all of his clothing, took eggs out of the fridge and began making a meal in the kitchen, police said.
He managed to damage the stove and microwave during his meal preparation. A resident of the home was in another room watching TV, but when he heard the intruder he assumed it was his roommate.
He decided to investigate anyway, and found a naked stranger in his kitchen. The resident chased the man out of the house and then called police, who arrested a suspect a few blocks away. Police have recommended that the Crown lay charges of mischief and break-and-enter.

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