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Monday, November 21, 2016

Tutu-wearing man who stole fruit and soda from farmers market arrested

The search is over for a hungry, tutu-wearing thief who broke into a farmer’s market in Florida.
Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office deputies say they’ve caught the man who broke a glass door to a farmer’s market in Tampa.
Investigators say Jevon Ryner Jamison, 22, of Tampa was wearing a tutu and wig when he broke into the farmer’s market with another male at 1am on Nov. 1.

Once inside, surveillance cameras recorded the man in a tutu drinking a soda and eating fruit. Deputies arrested Jamison and charged him with Burglary of an Unoccupied Structure, Criminal Mischief, and Petit Theft.

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