Welcome to ...

The place where the world comes together in honesty and mirth.
Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Friday, June 13, 2008

Arrested At Graduation

Arrested at graduation - talk about a welcome to the adult world!

When school officials in Rock Hill, South Carolina, tell graduation ceremony crowds to hold their applause until the end, they mean it — Police arrested seven people after they were accused of loud cheering during the ceremonies.

Six people at Fort Mill High School's graduation were charged Saturday and a seventh at the graduation for York Comprehensive High School was charged Friday with disorderly conduct, authorities said. Police said the seven yelled after students' names were called.

"I just thought they were going to escort me out," Jonathan Orr told The Herald of Rock Hill. "I had no idea they were going to put andcuffs on me and take me to jail."

Orr, 21, spent two hours in jail after he was arrested when he yelled for his cousin at York's commencement at the Winthrop University Coliseum.

Rock Hill police began patrolling commencements several years ago at the request of school districts who complained of increasing disruption. Those attending graduations are told they can be prosecuted for bad behavior and letters are sent home with students, said Rock Hill police spokesman Lt. Jerry Waldrop.

All the cases, except for one that includes a resisting arrest charge, will be handled in city court and are punishable by a maximum of 30 days in jail and a $1,000 fine.

Orr said he thinks people should be allowed to cheer.

"For some people, it might be the only member of their family to graduate high school, and it was like a funeral in there," Orr said.

William Massey, 19, was arrested but said he plans to fight the charge. He said he simply "clapped and gave a little whoop" when his fiancee's name was called. Massey said there were warnings before the ceremony but none that said he could be arrested.

He said not everyone who cheered was arrested.

"There's a lot more people that did it than six or seven," said Massey, who graduated from Fort Mill last year.

Fort Mill Principal Dee Christopher says school officials don't ask that offenders be arrested but that he plans to keep a police presence at future graduation ceremonies.

"We think it's important for every graduate's name to be heard and for every person in the arena to be able to see that student cross the stage. ... That's why we have disruptive guests removed," he said.

Last year in Galesburg, Illinois, five students were denied diplomas from the city's lone public high school after enthusiastic friends or family members cheered for them during commencement. Students could get their diplomas after completing eight hours of public service for the school district.

*****

All I can say is I see the reasoning and the need for it. Raucous idiots interrupting the presentation of the diploma to the other graduates is rude and very disrespectful of the other graduates and their families.

However, a show of emotion that is brief and not over the top should be allowed by today's standards. It used to be that you needed not to be told to remain quite and respectful toward all graduates, it was simply done ... but over the years standards changed and not for the better or for the ill when kept in moderation.

Arrests were not warranted.

I just attended my granddaughter's graduation from Newberry High School in Newberry, South Carolina last week and there were a few louder than others "whoops and hollars" but none lasted long enough to interrupt the presentations ... the presenter paused long enough to allow some of the more lower class to make a scene briefly. The rudeness displayed that this ceremony was from people getting up and walking up and down the aisles during the ceremony and talking to whoever on their damned cell phones - and these rude ones were by in-large the same low class scene makers.

No one was hauled off by the police who were there in number, mainly for traffic duty (which was a bitch). At least one was hauled off by EMS due to the aforesaid traffic bitchiness and the first wreck of the graduation night - and not a half a mile from the ceremony site, to boot.

Seven Hundred


That's seven hundred posts in the ground and you are listening!

Muito obrigada,
Благодаря ти,
Hvala vam,
Být zavázán tebe,
Tak for lån,
Merci,
Gracias,
Kiittää te,
Je vous remercie,
Danke,
ευχαριστώ,
Köszönöm,
Þakka þú,
Grazie,
メルシー,
Takk skal du ha,
pasalamatan ka,
Dziękuję,
Obrigada,
Mulţumesc,
Благодарю,
Hvala ti,
Tack själv,
Ddiolch 'ch,
eyvallah,
Gratias ago vos,
谢谢,
당신을 감사하십시오,
go raibh maith agat,
tapadh leibh,
mauru'uru,
Ho'omaika'i, mahalo,
Asante,
Wa do,
cam on,
Dankie,
Yislamo,
,תודה, תודה לך!,
الشكر, شكر,
Miqk Katr
*****
Thank you.

If I left you out please forgive me. I only understand the languages above.
Well, ok, I understand a few more that aren't spoken any longer ... such is the curse of an Archaeologist.


Two dead at Bottling Plant - An Update

Two people were shot and killed Friday morning during an apparent robbery at a soda bottling plant north of Charlotte, authorities said.

Concord deputy police chief Guy Smith said authorities were using a helicopter and police dogs to hunt for the shooter, who was seen running away from the Sun-drop Bottling Co. carrying a box. He remained at large late Friday afternoon.

"We have 25 to 30 investigators who are following every lead," Smith said. "When someone is carrying a box from the scene, you want to talk to them."

Smith said the shooter walked into the plant's office around 10 a.m. during what they believe was a robbery. He identified the victims as Donna Barnhardt, 59, and Darrell Noles, 44.

Two employees working at the facility who did not hear the gunfire later found the bodies and called 911, he said.

Smith said Barnhardt had worked at the company for 18 years.

"She liked her job. She was just one of these people who was happy-go-lucky," said Charles Messina, whose brother-in-law is married to Barnhardt's daughter. "She was just bubbly all the time ... It's just amazing that something so senseless could happen."

Family members said Noles was not an employee at the plant, but was visiting the office to apply for a part-time job.

Smith said police don't know the shooter's identity or if there was a relationship between the shooter and the victims.

Sun-drop Bottling manufactures soft drinks and spring water at the plant about 25 miles north of Charlotte.

Quote of The Day

Anyone else see the irony in the Quote of the Day today by Euripides and the recent postings about the haters and their ilk.
For when you point out their hatreds and inaccuracies they call you foolish for having a brain and the willingness to actually use it and for having thoughts and ideas founded on facts and reality.
As Euripides says ...

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
~ Euripides

Judge under scrutiny declares mistrial in LA obscenity case

You knew it was coming ...

The federal judge under scrutiny for posting sexually explicit material on his own Web site declared a mistrial Friday in an obscenity trial over which he was presiding.

Judge Alex Kozinski said he would ask that the case be assigned to another judge.

Kozinski is chief judge of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals but was serving as a trial judge in a federal obscenity prosecution of a man who distributed videos showing bestiality and extreme fetishes.

"In light of the public controversy surrounding my involvement in this case, I have concluded that there is a manifest necessity to declare a mistrial," Kozinski wrote in his order.

The postings on the judge's Web site came to light earlier this week when opening statements were under way. The trial was suspended Wednesday after jurors had already watched some of the videos.

Kozinski on Thursday asked an ethics panel of the 9th Circuit to conduct an investigation of his own conduct and pledged to cooperate fully. He also asked Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts to assign the inquiry to a panel of judges outside the 9th Circuit's jurisdiction of nine western states.

In the obscenity case, the U.S. Department of Justice is prosecuting Ira Isaacs, 57, on four counts, including importation or transportation of obscene material for sale. He faces a maximum of 20 years in prison and forfeiture of assets if convicted.

Defense attorney Roger Jon Diamond said he was very upset about the mistrial and was considering his options.

He said it was unclear whether the case could proceed with the same jury and a new judge.

Diamond accused the Department of Justice of "intimidating Judge Kozinski into doing this." Justice Department attorneys are trying the case.

"We all have to be nervous and concerned when the executive branch can do this to anybody, including the sitting federal appeals judge," Diamond said.

You bet your sweet bippy we do!

And the survey says ... republican support, enthusiasm down

The republican party will face tough times at the polls come November, according to results of a new national survey.

A new national opinion survey out Friday indicates that 2008 will not be a good year for republicans up and down the ticket, even though most national surveys indicate the race for the White House between Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama is quite close right now.

Sixty-three percent of Democrats questioned say they are either extremely or very enthusiastic about voting this year. Only 37 percent of republicans feel the same way, and 36 percent of republicans say they are not enthusiastic about voting.

"republicans are far less enthusiastic about voting than Democrats are, and enthusiasm has plummeted among GOPers since the start of the year," said Keating Holland, the polling director. "There was already an 'enthusiasm gap' in January, when Democrats were 11 points higher than GOPers on this measure. Now, that gap has grown to 26 points."

"Bottom line: After eight years of the shrub's malignancy, republicans are demoralized," said Bill Schneider, a senior political analyst.

Fifty-three percent of registered voters questioned in the poll say they think that Obama, D-Illinois, will win the election, with 43 percent saying that McPain, R-Arizona, will win.

In elections, the public has a pretty good track record at predicting the outcome of presidential elections. The public correctly forecast that Bill Clinton would beat Bob Dole in 1996.

In the battle for Congress, 54 percent of those questioned say they would vote for the Democrat in their congressional district, with 44 percent saying they'd vote for the republican candidate.

"Democrats lead republicans by 10 points in the congressional vote. At this point in 2006, the Democratic lead was seven points. Democrats went on to win a landslide in 2006," Schneider said.

Another question hovering over this year's campaign: Race. Forty-two percent say Obama's race will make it more difficult for him to get elected, with 57 percent disagreeing.

*****
We already knew this, didn't we?!

Hey, I just realized today is Friday the 13th.
Spooky, ain't it. Must not be too much to that unlucky nonsense if I spent the better part of the day unaware it was Friday the 13th.

By chance how many of you know why Friday the 13th in considered by some to be unlucky?

It all comes from obscene wealth and avarice.

The obscene wealth of the Templar Knights in France and the avarice King of France.

The Templar Knights were very secretive and had more wealth in their temples and fortresses than did the King who was in desperate need of funds to run the country on - it was not just avarice on the King's part ... need played a small supporting role.

The King sent his soldiers to take the wealth of the Templars and to execute them as heretics against the teachings of christianity - remember the Templars were a christian sect - and the day he sent his soldiers was ... yep, Friday the 13th.

So, in reality Friday the 13th is only unlucky if you happen to be a member of the Templar Knights in France in the high middle ages.

`Friday the 13th' blackout hits nation's capital

A power blackout brought much of the nation's capital to a standstill for more than two hours Friday as the White House went to a backup generator, stranded commuters escaped the snarled Metro by trudging up stalled escalators and federal workers milled outside darkened buildings.

Frustrated officials muttered darkly about the "Friday the 13th" blackout as some government employees were given the rest of the day off. , the utility provider, reported power was restored to all customers before 11 a.m.

The power went out at 7:25 a.m., idling arriving office workers outside darkened workplaces. Two small fires on Metro tracks snarled morning subway commutes. It wasn't clear whether the fires were caused by power problems, which have been blamed in the past for track fires.

At one point, Pepco reported more than 18,000 customers without power. A single office building is one customer, and it was unclear how many affected were residential users, and how many were commercial customers.

The White House went smoothly to backup power.

"The White House had been running on generator power, and all essential functions were operational," deputy press secretary Tony Fratto said.

Pepco spokesman Bob Dobkin said workers traced the problem to some substation equipment in the Chinatown area and planned a statement later. The outage cast Pepco's downtown headquarters into darkness though a generator provided power for some lights and phones.

"We certainly know what our customers are experiencing," he said.

Elsewhere, traffic lights were knocked out, contributing to accidents in which two pedestrians were injured, said Alan Etter, a spokesman for District of Columbia fire and emergency medical services.

"Friday the 13th certainly is living up to its reputation," Etter said.

Metro riders experienced long delays after two fires at the Metro Center station, which forced trains to share a single track. The first fire was reported at 7:24 a.m. and the second at about 9:50 a.m.

Spokeswoman Taryn McNeil said officials hadn't determined the cause.

Metro also closed the Dupont Circle station because of a lack of power to run the escalators, which at 188 feet were deemed to long for passengers to handle.

Before the station closed, Etter said many people complained of breathing difficulties going up the steps. Nine people were treated, including a 50-year-old man taken to a hospital because of problems with his implanted defibrillator.

Meanwhile, some welcomed a long weekend.

Brian McDonald, a 27-year-old federal worker, said he stood for about an hour outside his darkened office building before being told he could go.

"I'm going to hit the links right now," he said.

Just then the lights came back on in his building, but McDonald was already gone.

*****

As Johnny Bravo would say ... Oooh, Friday the thirteenth-ery!

Pity Really

What is truly disappointing is the lack of recognition of the haters and hate filled rhetoric by some who are continuing to 'defend' the haters and accuse those who call them to task for their hate of not 'understanding' or being in error in their perceptions.

This is vividly illustrated on a forum wherein one of the most virulent haters is posting his flotsam and jetsam and those who are asking him to stick to the debate are being 'attacked' by yet another who claims to be one of the non-haters yet consistently posts hate laced posts and posts supporting hate and the haters.

This particular forum is fast going the way of the DoDo with uninspired pablum on threads and hate filled sputum on others ... a pity really for it once was a vibrant forum for all viewpoints - and is increasingly irrelevant as it has lost its focus in favor of becoming a soapbox for the haters to spew from.

What is even more funny is as that forum is falling off, viewer and readership here has climbed ... makes one wonder. Hate and intolerance versus humor and diversity ... hummm ... could it be?!

Dimensional Observations

There are three dimensions to credit cards:

Length,
Width,

and

Debit!

Hey, it's an offer!

The historic flooding in Iowa has led to the issue of a 'voluntary' evacuation order for residents in Des Monies and the surrounding areas.
Better make that mandatory because it is only going to get worse before it gets better by the way the weather gurus see it.
We'll take 1/100th of that rain off your hands in Iowa here if you'll take half the bloody heat and use it to dry up the over soaked farmland to the point of a natural balance.
We need the rain to end the drought and it's hot enough around these parts this time of year without the oppressive temperatures of the past few days.
Think it over.
But don't take too long, this offer has a half-life of how ever long the temperatures remain excessive ... and they are beginning to fall back to the normal overly hot temperatures we know and love.

Shrub's Third Term

If you still need proof that McPain is just running for the shrub's third term take a gander and lend an ear to this clip from Meet The Press.

More of this shit we do not need!

Shrub's Third Term

If you still need proof that McPain is just running for the shrub's third term take a gander and lend an ear to this clip from Meet The Press.

More of this shit we do not need!

Two dead in NC bottling plant shooting

Two women were shot and killed Friday at a soda bottling plant 25 miles north of Charlotte, police said.

Concord police Sgt. Lisa Linker said police were looking for the shooter, who ran away from the Sun-drop Bottling Co., which manufactures soft drinks and spring water at the plant.

Linker said an employee called 911 around 10 a.m. and told dispatchers there "were two females down" at the plant. The caller reported seeing the shooter running from the scene.

Linker said police were using a helicopter and police dogs to search for the shooter.

Police said they don't know the shooter's identity or have any ideas about a possible motive. They also don't know if there was a relationship between the shooter and the victims, whose names have not yet been released.

*****

It's this mother F'ing heat, I tell you!

It's driving people mad!

NC couple face murder charges in death of son tied to tree

A couple accused of tying their 13-year-old son to a tree for two nights to punish him for disobedience has been charged with murder in his death, authorities said Friday.

Brice Brian McMillan, 41, of Macclesfield, told a deputy that the child was being disobedient and was forced to sleep outside Tuesday while tied to a tree, the Edgecombe County Sheriff's Office said. The teenager was released Wednesday morning but again tied up that night for bad behavior, authorities said.

The boy was left tied to the tree until the following afternoon when his stepmother found him unresponsive, Sheriff James Knight said in a statement.

Dwight Jefferson, an emergency responder with Pinetops Rescue Squad who was first on the scene, said he did not know the cause of the child's death.

"What we found was a 13-year-old laying on the ground - CPR being done by his father," Jefferson said. "Then we took over."

Knight said the boy was taken to a local hospital where he was pronounced dead.

It wasn't immediately clear what the couple used to allegedly tie up the boy.

McMillan and Sandra Elizabeth McMillan, 36, also have been charged with felony child abuse. Two other children at the home, ages 7 and 9, have been placed in the custody of the Department of Social Services, authorities said.

They are being held in the Edgecombe County Detention Center under no bond. The sheriff's office said they did not know if the couple had an attorney.

Macclesfield is about 20 miles southeast of Rocky Mount.

*****

There is more to this than is known so far, I am sure, but they are getting off light with the murder charges if you ask me. I know some discipline is required in life but being tied to a tree is not discipline it is torture, so the line forms to the right for volunteers to exact society's punishment for these 'parents' infractions of its norms.

Are political labels losing their power?

This year an interesting question has been asked:

Is this an election year when name-calling won't win votes?

The answer: In some places, maybe. In some districts, swing voters focus more intently on issues, but most voters don't pay much attention to detailed statements on issues. A few labels, starting with the party label, provide all the information they want. That's especially true in districts drawn to heavily favor one party or the other.

However, a growing number of voters want more than that. Here are two recent signs of the shift:

In North Carolina and many other states, independents are the fastest-growing segment of the electorate. Party label may mean something to them, but it doesn't mean everything. They're the swing voters, who go one way or the other according to the appeal of the candidates or the clash of issues.

In some traditionally Republican districts, Democrats have won recent elections: a Mississippi congressional seat; a Louisiana congressional seat that Republicans had held since 1975; former House Speaker Dennis Hastert's seat in Illinois – a district Republicans had won in 37 of the last 38 elections.

One reason is the shrub's unpopularity. Under his leadership, the nation is at war in two countries, the economy is limping, mortgage foreclosures are soaring, middle-class incomes are stagnant, the dollar is weak and the prices of gasoline and food have skyrocketed.

Michael Steele, chairman of GOPAC, a group whose reason for being is to elect Republicans, knows that. He says "that Republicans 'lacked the brand power' to win on party label alone.” He urged candidates to “come to the table with a better game.”

In a recent article, Newt Gingrich, the former House speaker, cited a Washington Post poll showing “on every single topic” his party trailed the Democrats on which party can handle an issue better.

He wrote, “Americans now believe that Democrats can handle the deficit better (52 to 31), taxes better (48 to 40) and even terrorism better (44 to 37),” he wrote. He called it a “catastrophic collapse of trust in Republicans.”

Many voters are coming to believe the nation needs fewer ideologues and more problem-solvers. And one of the biggest problems is partisan gridlock in Washington caused by politicians who spend too much time calling each other names.

So the name calling will continue with the ones doing the most 'calling' whining about being called for what they are all the while becoming more shrill in their name calling of everyone else not of their ilk.

There will be bright spots - there always are ... it is just that this time around they will be more and they will make an impact, whereas in the past few dozen election cycles they have been very few and faint and have had no impact whatsoever. The trend will continue and shortly there will be no name calling, save from those who are the ones whining about it today when they are called for what they are - they will never change, it is not in their ideology to do so - but the rest of us will ignore them completely by then.

Not Surprised At All

I just finished a search for GOP Platform in hopes of finding out just what the devil those idiots are truly espousing and get this, not one ... let me repeat ... not one of the national, state, county or local web sites of the GOP on any search engine has the party's Platform on it.

Surprised? I am not.

And, they are beginning to wonder why no one likes them?!

Of course we all know what the Platform is - a quick perusal of the past few years shows it in stark clarity - and to use the euphemism of every teenager ... it sucks!

Busy Summer Taking Vows

It is going to be a busy summer this year on the wedding front.
I have 12, count'em, 12 weddings already on the books and calls from people requesting that I officiate their wedding keep coming in.

So far I have:

2 Renaissance themed weddings
(Good thing I have the appropriate costume[s])
4 Civil Service weddings
(Do I wear my tie-dye or my Pinpoint Oxford ... Hummm)
1 Pirate themed wedding
(Good thing I have the appropriate costume, too)
3 Traditional weddings
(Yep, have stole, will travel)
1 Nude wedding
(Got the appropriate costume here as well)
1 Highland Scots themed wedding
(Ok, I'm Scots so the costume here is no problem)

Yep, it's going to be a busy summer.

Whole Shebang May Be For Naught

The imminent start of war-crimes trials at Guantanamo Bay was thrown into doubt Thursday when the Supreme Court ruled that detainees have constitutional rights and can appeal to civilian courts.

Attorneys for an alleged Sept. 11 plotter and for Osama bin Laden's former driver told The Associated Press they would use the ruling to argue that charges against their clients should be dismissed.

Navy Lt. Cmdr. Brian Mizer said he would try to stop the first scheduled war-crimes trial, to start July 14, by arguing his client was denied his constitutional right to a speedy trial. He is defending bin Laden's former driver, Salim Hamdan, a Yemeni held at Guantanamo Bay for six years.

"The entire legal framework under which Mr. Hamdan was to be tried has been turned on its head," Mizer said.

The ruling also could have far-reaching consequences for the five alleged Sept. 11 conspirators, who were arraigned at Guantanamo last week. Navy Cmdr. Suzanne Lachelier, the attorney for suspect Ramzi Binalshibh, said she will use the ruling to seek the dismissal of charges.

"The whole purpose of the administration was to evade application of the Constitution. Apparently that doesn't work anymore," she said.

The Pentagon had no immediate comment on the Supreme Court ruling, but President Bush said he would determine whether new legislation "might be appropriate" in response. The trials operate under a law passed by a Republican-controlled Congress in 2006, but Congress is now controlled by the Democrats.

Attorney General Michael Mukasey said the ruling would not affect the Guantanamo trials against enemy combatants.

"I'm disappointed with the decision, in so far as I understand that it will result in hundreds of actions challenging the detention of enemy combatants to be moved to federal district court," Mukasey said at a Group of Eight meeting of justice and home affairs ministers Friday in Tokyo.

"I think it bears emphasis that the court's decision does not concern military commission trials, which will continue to proceed. Instead it addresses the procedures that the Congress and the president put in place to permit enemy combatants to challenge their detention."

"Obviously we're going to comply with the decision, we're going to study both the decision itself and whether any legislation or any other action may be appropriate."

U.S. officials have said the military can hold enemy fighters without charge for the duration of the conflict to protect the United States and its allies. In this case, the conflict is the war on terror, which could last generations.

"I believe the drafters of the Constitution would be turning over in their graves to find out that people intent on destroying our society have constitutional rights," said Air Force Col. Morris Davis, the former chief military prosecutor at Guantanamo who resigned in October amid disagreements with his Pentagon superiors.

Bush authorized war-crimes trials in the wake of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, but more than six years later not a single one has been held. One Guantanamo detainee, David Hicks, accepted a plea bargain in 2007, served nine months and is now free in his native Australia.

The process has been mired in confusion over procedures and temporarily halted by two previous Supreme Court rulings. This third ruling threatens further delays because it allows defendants to turn to civilian courts to challenge whether the military tribunals have the authority to try them.

"The Bush administration has had three strikes in the U.S. courts - and they're out," said Clive Stafford Smith, an attorney for Guantanamo detainees. "But the prisoners still have a long way to go."

Some 270 men are at Guantanamo, from committed jihadists such as confessed Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to Taliban foot soldiers to men who were sold to U.S. forces for bounties and who proclaim their innocence.

While the new ruling threatens to delay the military trials, it does not necessarily deal them a fatal blow, said David Glazier, an associate professor at Loyola Law School in Los Angeles.

"I think it makes it more likely than not that no trials will be complete by the time of the November election," Glazier said.

He said military judges may go ahead with the war-crimes trials while detainees' challenges move through federal courts, unless a federal judge tells them to wait. But he said some military judges may choose to wait, especially if they believe the defense could prevail in civilian court.

But Michael Ratner, president of the Center for Constitutional Rights, said it was unclear whether the 19 detainees who have been charged with war crimes can challenge their trials now, or whether they need to wait until their trials are over to appeal to civilian courts. He said judges typically favor the latter.

The Pentagon has said it plans to prosecute about 80 prisoners in all. Many of the other 190 or so remaining have been cleared for transfer to their home countries but languish behind bars because the U.S. has been unable to secure repatriation agreements.

Lawyers say the U.S. may now push harder to repatriate them to avoid more challenges in civilian courts.

"The government doesn't want a factual hearing because it will have to show its hand and will have to show it's been bluffing all these years and doesn't have any evidence," said Marc Falkoff, a Chicago attorney who represents Guantanamo prisoners.

The fate of the detention center itself seems bleak, since Barack Obama and John McCain both have called for the its closure.

(From the AP)

*****

Interesting?! Isn't it.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

I'm voting republican ... NOT!



What's the tragedy here is there are idiots who are actually going to vote republican for just the "reasons" given in the video.

Thankfully, there aren't that many of them.

Can You Tell Them Apart?

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Stumbled Upon

Carolina Naturally got a Thumbs Up review at StumbleUpon.Com for humor.

Thanks.

It's nice to know humor is still appreciated.

Who says news and information can not be presented humorously!

And I Quote

Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

~ From Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"

Unicorn born in Italy

 Us.Yimg.Com P Ap 20080611 Capt.B374481C5E3543Cfa80C045B09Fc6414.Italy Unicorn Pto101-1 This wonderful unicorn was born at the Center for Natural Sciences in Prato, Italy. Nicknamed "Unicorn," the magical unicorn is just a year old. His twin, a Roe Deer, has two horns.

They stop Traffic

It's that time of year again.

You know the time when the parking lot at the lake is packed and nothing is moving.

Only the 'parking lot' is actually the interstate highway crossing the lake.

Why is it a parking lot you ask?

On any given 'normal day' it can be a parking lot especially during 'rush hour' which around here consists of the time between the hours of 5am to 1am ... we're lucky to have a slow period 1am and 5am on a good day.

But what makes it the proverbial parking lot this time of year are boobs.

Yes you heard me, tits, knockers, boom booms or whatever of the over 2000 terms, (in English alone) for them you choose to use.

The ladies flashing the highway cause the traffic to stop over a narrow strip of land between three lakes ... most people assume it is a bridge over one lake but they are in error there ... on both sides of the strip.

What is funny is that the ladies who are nude on the lake attract less attention from the drivers than do the flashers.
The numbers seem to be about even between the nude and the boobie flashers.

So when traveling across that strip of land listen for the honking horns of a truck and count how many sets make an appearance.

And, no the ones already out do not count.

Daily Five (News Items off the Wire)

Japan: Video game launch canceled after stabbing

TOKYO - The suspect in a deadly stabbing rampage had an arsenal of knives with him during the attack, police said Wednesday, as an electronics maker canceled a launch event promoting a game that features a character armed with a huge dagger.

Tomohiro Kato, a 25-year-old factory worker who was spattered with blood when police arrested him after Sunday's assault, was carrying two knives and had two more stashed in his knapsack in a nearby truck, a police official said. Kato apparently dropped another knife during the attack, said the official, a spokesman for the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department who spoke on condition of anonymity, citing protocol,

The official said it appears Kato only used one knife to stab more than a dozen people in Tokyo's trendy Akihabara electronics district, the center of Japan's comic book and anime culture.

Police conducted a search of Kato's apartment Tuesday and confiscated empty packages that had contained knives and a club. They also found catalogues and receipts for the weapons.

No charges have been filed against Kato. Under Japanese law, prosecutors have 20 days after receiving suspects to either file charges or release them.

The assault began when a driver crashed a rental truck into a group of pedestrians, killing three of them. He then jumped out of the truck and slashed his way through the crowd, fatally stabbing four people. Another 10 were injured.

The attack horrified Japan, where news reports and talk shows have focused on what may have prompted the assault, Kato's troubled personality and a string of messages he sent to an Internet bulletin board warning he was planning to kill.

Amid rising concerns about street violence, gamemaker Konami canceled three launch events scheduled in Tokyo - including one in Akihabara - on Thursday for "Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots," an action game in which a grizzled commando shoots and stabs his way through enemy lines.

Konami canceled the events with the "safety of participants in mind," though similar events in the U.S. were to proceed as planned, a spokesman said on condition of anonymity, citing company rules. The game is stamped with a "mature" rating due to graphic blood and violence.

Woman convicted in partner's plot on London subway

LONDON - The partner of a would-be suicide bomber who attempted to attack London's subway system was convicted Wednesday for not warning police about the plot.

A jury in London found 32-year-old Yeshi Girma guilty of failing to provide information before her partner Hussain Osman and others attempted to set off explosions on the transit system on July 21, 2005. The bombs didn't explode fully and no one was injured.

The attempted attacks came two weeks after four suicide bombers killed 52 subway and bus passengers in London.

Mulu Girma, 24, and Esayas Girma, 22, Yeshi's sister and brother, were also both found guilty of failing to disclose information and helping Osman.

Mulu Girma's boyfriend Mohamed Kabashi, 25, pleaded guilty to both charges before the trial.

A date for sentencing was not set immediately. The maximum sentence for failing to inform police is five years.

Yeshi Girma, who wept as the verdict was announced, had claimed that she was not married to Osman, with whom she had three children, that she didn't live with him, and knew little of what he was doing. Prosecutors say she is his wife.

They said she helped Osman flee the country after the attempt, and that her fingerprints had been found on tapes of extremist Islamic sermons. She allegedly also allowed Osman to take their young son to a training camp in northwestern England where he met others involved in the plot.

"Yeshi Girma had prior knowledge of the events of 21/7. She had some information about what the bombers intended to do on 21/7, but failed to bring this to the attention of the police," prosecutor Max Hill told jurors.

"Armed with that prior knowledge of what was going to happen, Yeshi Girma could have attempted to prevent the attacks, which, but for shortcomings in the production of the explosive devices, would have killed and injured many people," he said.

Osman was sentenced to life in prison in the case along with Muktar Said Ibrahim, Yassin Omar and Ramzi Mohammed. Another plotter, Manfo Kwaku Asiedu, was sentenced to 33 years in prison.

Five other men were also convicted and sentenced to prison for assisting the plotters.


A month after quake, Chinese wait for housing

China - The sun is low in the mountains as Wang Wenying fries up potatoes, beans and chunks of braised duck over an outdoor wood fire.

Behind her is the camouflage-patterned tent that she and five other family members have occupied since shortly after their once-bustling village was toppled May 12 by the worst earthquake to hit China in three decades.

"The living conditions are poor. It's hot in the tents, the lines are long for water. ... I don't know when things will improve. The sooner the better," said the 38-year-old Wang, a rotund pharmacist with a ready laugh despite the hardships.

One month after the magnitude-7.9 quake centered in Sichuan province killed more than 69,000 people and left 5 million homeless, tents - and for some, the lack of them - are defining life in the disaster zone.

The lucky ones have already moved into prefabricated homes being erected by the government. But most remain in hundreds of tent communities that have sprung up on fields, mountains and city sidewalks as refugees try to regain a semblance of normal life. Many are small and haphazardly planned. Others resemble miniature villages, with row after row of bright blue, government-issued emergency tents converted into homes, schools and shops.

Still, there are not enough of them. As of Tuesday, more than 1 million tents had been delivered to the earthquake zone, short of the 3 million the government says is needed. Relief workers had put up 68,000 temporary houses and were at work on another 23,400.

Some survivors complained that only those with connections to local officials got tents. Others said they simply did not know how to get them.

Wang Xiuyu, an unemployed widow with two young sons, lives under the eaves of the Jiuzhou Stadium in Mianyang city, where tens of thousands were taken right after the quake. Now, only a few thousand are left.

"We don't know where to go. We have no tent," said Wang as she sat on a thin mattress on the concrete floor. "We are still waiting for accommodations from the government. We have no idea how to get one and when we are going to leave the stadium."

The disaster was a milestone for China in many ways. Unprecedented 24-hour TV news coverage united the nation as journalists were allowed to report with rare freedom. Hundreds of thousands of troops, police and emergency personnel were mobilized in a frantic scramble to save lives. Volunteers from across the country swarmed into the region, and donations poured in, unusual gestures of charity in a country where most are still busy trying to climb into the middle class.

But as with any disaster of this size - from the tsunami that struck parts of Asia in 2004 to Hurricane Katrina in 2005 - restoring people's lives will take time. And it is already trying the patience of many.

With or without a tent, Sichuan's oppressive, muggy heat is the hardest part of living outdoors, said Wang Wenying, the woman cooking her dinner outdoors. She wore her hair pulled back in a bun, a white T-shirt, denim shorts and pink rubber flip-flops.

Wang's house in the village of Zundao, a solid two-story concrete building, remains standing but the walls are cracked. "I don't dare stay inside," she said. "Even as I'm standing here, I feel the ground shaking and my heart is beating fast."

Instead, she lives with her parents, her mother-in-law, her daughter and nephew in a tent with three beds, a sofa, a TV and computer, all taken from her home.

"Our lives have been set back by 20 years," Wang said as she stirred her dinner.

On Taohua mountain, six members of an extended family live in a tent crafted from wooden poles and sheets of canvas. They and about 3,000 other residents of Qinglian town were forced up the slopes to wait for waters of a "quake lake" - the biggest of 30 formed after earthquake rubble blocked rivers - to recede.

The heat means their clothes are constantly soaked in sweat. At night, the mosquitoes swarm. The public toilets are overflowing, so they use the nearby forest and bury their human waste to prevent disease.

"I'm scared all the time. First there was the earthquake, then there are aftershocks and now maybe a flood," said Suo Jingyong, a 34-year-old clothing vendor, who shares the tent with her parents, her husband, his father and the couple's year-old daughter. The preserved meat they salvaged from their home is beginning to go bad, and fresh vegetables are hard to come by.

"There's nothing we can do," said Suo who makes sure visitors have cushions to sit on and apologizes for the spartan conditions.

A colorful maze of tents has been set up on the peak, a temporary village filled with makeshift homes, a clinic and a tiny convenience store offering shampoo and soft drinks. A water truck comes up to three times a day, and the area is disinfected at least twice daily.

But residents have been told they will be moved later in the month to another part of the mountain so that officials can better manage the area.

For some in the camp, it will be fifth or sixth time setting up a home since May 12.

"We're not scared of the earthquake, we're not scared of floods but we fear being moved frantically," Yu Taichun, a doctor in Qinglian, said in a text message. "It makes our lives harder. ... We appeal to the officials and the experts to think about the ordinary people."

The town of Hanwang, where almost all the buildings collapsed or were partially destroyed, is almost deserted. A few residents have salvaged furniture from their ruined homes and are selling it to scrap buyers.

A group of tents sit in front of a factory at one end of town. It is hot, and garbage is strewn on the ground. Residents sit slumped under any shade they can find outside the tents. One woman slicing sausage for lunch starts crying when asked how she's doing.

While many in the disaster area expressed gratitude for the central government's swift response, anger has been brewing over what some say is lower-level corruption and hoarding of donations.

State media reported one instance in which a tent was pitched in a well-to-do neighborhood of the Sichuan provincial capital of Chengdu, where there was little damage from the quake.

In Mianzhu county, taxi driver Yang Pengwei said he and his pregnant wife were denied a tent at an emergency station and a government office before finally getting one more than three weeks after the quake. Until then, they lived in a homemade shelter that trapped heat when it was sunny and leaked when it rained.

"The biggest problem is the long queues for food and the shortage of tents," said the round-faced Yang, 23, who cheerfully recounted his problems. "We've now entered the time of reconstruction. What needs to be fixed will be fixed, what needs to be torn down will be torn down."

Nepal's deposed king leaves palace for last time

KATMANDU - Nepal's deposed king has left the royal palace for the last time but has no plans to leave the Himalayan country.
Former King Gyanendra says he wants to stay to "help establish peace" as the country moves from a monarchy to a republic.

Hundreds of people came to see Gyanendra leave Katmandu's royal palace Wednesday night. His departure marks the end of the final chapter of the world's last Hindu monarchy.

Nepal was declared a republic last month after elections that saw the country's former communist rebels win the most seats in a special assembly charged with rewriting the constitution.

THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE. The earlier story is below.

KATMANDU - Nepal's deposed king made final arrangements to vacate Katmandu's main palace Wednesday and begin life as a civilian in the newly declared republic, saying he had no plans to leave the country.

Ousted King Gyanendra said he handed in his royal scepter and crown of peacock feathers, yak hair and jewels to the Nepali government Wednesday as he prepared to move to one of his former summer palaces on a forested hill on the outskirts of Katmandu.

There, he will be protected by police but will otherwise live as any other Nepali - albeit an incredibly wealthy one who some believe should still reign.

"I have no intention or thoughts to leave the country," Gyanendra said in his first public statement in months. "I will stay in the country to help establish peace."

The vast majority of Nepalis have made it clear they are pleased to see the monarchy no more, and while Gyanendra's throne was formally abolished last month, Wednesday's move carries great symbolism in a nation that was ruled by Shah dynasty monarchs for 239 years.

"This marks the beginning of a new Nepal and the end of a dynasty that has done nothing but harm this country," said Devendra Maharjan, a farmer who came to Katmandu to see the king leave the palace. "If it had not been for the kings, Nepal would probably not have remained a poor nation."

Nepal was declared a republic last month after elections that saw the country's former communist rebels win the most seats in a special assembly charged with rewriting the constitution.

"I have accepted the decision," Gyanendra told reporters.

Speaking in a grand palace hall decorated with portraits of the Shah dynasty kings, stuffed tigers and ornate chandeliers, he said: "I have done all I can to cooperate with (the government's) directives."

The Narayanhiti palace has been Gyanendra's home since becoming king in 2001, after a palace massacre in which a gunman, allegedly the crown prince, assassinated King Birendra and much of the royal family before killing himself.

Government officials plan to turn the pink concrete 1970s palace into a museum.

After his brother's death, Gyanendra assumed the throne. But the killings helped pierce the mystique surrounding a line of kings who had once been revered as reincarnations of the Hindu god Vishnu.

No proof has ever surfaced that Gyanendra was involved in the massacre, but rumors have swirled for years that he was behind the slaughter.

On Wednesday, he dismissed the accusations as a baseless "campaign to defame the royal institution."

In 2005, Gyanendra seized power from a civilian government, a move that made him deeply unpopular. He said he needed total authority to crush the communist insurgency. But the rebellion intensified, and a year later massive protests forced Gyanendra to restore democracy, after which the rebels began peace talks.

The king does not leave public life a pauper, even if his palaces have been nationalized and his $3.1 million annual allowance cut.

Before assuming the throne, he was known as a tough businessman with interests in tourism, tea and tobacco. He also inherited much of his family's wealth after the palace massacre.

The government is letting Gyanendra live in the summer palace - which was among the royal residences that were nationalized - because the former king's son is living in the family's private Katmandu residence.

Canada prime minister to apologize to aboriginals

OTTAWA - Michael Cachagee was 4 years old when he was taken from his parents and forced to attend a state-funded school aimed at stripping him of his aboriginal culture.

"The intent was to destroy the Indian," Cachagee said of the decades-long government policy.

On Wednesday, Cachagee and more than 80,000 surviving students will receive a public apology delivered in Parliament by Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.

At least 200 former students have been invited to Ottawa to witness what native leaders call a pivotal moment for Canada's more than 1 million aboriginals, who today remain the country's poorest and most disadvantaged group.

From the 19th century until the 1970s, more than 150,000 aboriginal children were required to attend state-funded Christian schools, where many suffered physical and sexual abuse, as part of a program to integrate them into Canadian society.

"Aboriginal Canadians have been waiting for a very long time to hear an apology from the Parliament of Canada," Harper told lawmakers a day before the apology.

Canada's Indian Affairs Minister Chuck Strahl said it would be a respectful and sincere recognition of widespread cultural devastation, as well as the physical trauma and sexual abuse, that continues to plague generations to this day.

The aboriginals say they are hoping it will be heartfelt.

"If it's just a hollow and shallow apology he might as well get one of the pages to do it," said Cachagee, who will have a seat on the floor of the House of Commons to hear it.

Phil Fontaine, the national chief of the Assembly of First Nations, agreed that if the apology is sincere and complete it would go a long way toward repairing the relationship between aboriginals and the rest of Canada.

"The fact that we are going to be there on the floor to witness this first hand, it's quite a moment," Fontaine told The Associated Press. "This is not just about survivors, this is about Canada coming to terms with its past and maturing as a nation."

The apology comes just months after Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd made a similar gesture to the so-called Stolen Generations - thousands of the continent's Aborigines who were forcibly taken from their families as children under assimilation policies that lasted from 1910 to 1970.

But Canada has gone a step farther, offering those who were taken from their families compensation for the years they attended the residential schools. The offer was part of a lawsuit settlement.

Cachagee spent 12 1/2 years at three different schools in Canada beginning in 1944.

"I was beaten. I was put in tubs of hot water. I suffered great pains of hunger. I was force fed rotten food. They called me all kinds of names," he said.

The federal government admitted 10 years ago that physical and sexual abuse in the schools was rampant. Many students recall being beaten for speaking their native languages and losing touch with their parents and customs.

That legacy of abuse and isolation has been cited by Indian leaders as the root cause of epidemic rates of alcoholism and drug addiction on reservations.

Fontaine was one of the first to go public with his past experiences of physical and sexual abuse.

"All kinds of abuse was inflicted on innocent children," Fontaine said. "There are thousands of these stories, all of them true. I think it's important to acknowledge that."

Fontaine said the prime minister's apology should mention all of the injustices done to Canadian aboriginals, who didn't have the right to vote until 1960.

Fontaine said he's been told the apology will incorporate much of what they requested and said framed copies of the apology will be handed out.

In 1998, Canada's former Indian affairs minister Jane Stewart expressed "profound regret" for the establishment of residential schools, but aboriginals didn't consider it sufficient in detail or substance.

Aboriginals set a sacred fire and conducted a ceremony at sunrise near Parliament to mark Harper's apology. More than 100 people gathered for a ceremony at the site of a former residential school in Shubenacadie, Nova Scotia, on Canada's east coast.

Television screens are being set up at locations across Canada so the event can be watched live. The House of Commons plans to put aside all other business for the apology.

In addition to the apology, a truth and reconciliation commission will examine government policy and take testimony from survivors.

The commission was created as part of a $4.9 billion class action settlement in 2006 - the largest in Canadian history - between the government and churches and the surviving students. About $59 million will fund the commission.

Also under the settlement, students who attended residential schools are eligible to receive $9,800 for their first they attended one of the schools and $2,900 for every year after. Victims of physical and sexual abuse are eligible for additional funds.

Aboriginal Judge Harry LaForme will oversee the commission and will eventually travel across the country to hear stories from former students, teachers and others. The goal is to give survivors a forum to tell their stories and educate Canadians about a grim period in the country's history.

*****

(all items above from the AP)

Incest victim awakens and the little things mean a lot.

The 19-year-old woman whose hospitalization exposed a shocking Austrian incest case is recovering well, and wants to see the ocean and a pop concert, her doctors and a family lawyer said Wednesday.

She and other children who were held captive for years are also slowly adapting to modern life, they said.

Kerstin Fritzl, who doctors placed in an artificial coma after she was admitted to a hospital in April for multiple organ failure, is now well enough to speak, stand and walk with assistance, her doctors said.

Doctors said "little novelties" such as seeing a cloud go by are now big events for the former captives.

Kerstin has said she wants to see the ocean and go to a concert by Robbie Williams, the British singer, said Dr. Berhold Kepplinger, director of the clinic where the family are now living.

He described how excited Kerstin was to hear Robbie Williams songs in her hospital room, and that she was moving around to the music so much that doctors even had to quiet her down.

It was then, Kepplinger said, that doctors became confident Kerstin can eventually become fully healthy and develop normally. Her immune system has improved and she is continuing to have physiotherapy, including strengthening exercises, he said.

The two parts of her family -- those who were locked in a basement, like Kerstin, and those who lived above ground, apparently unaware of the abuse of their mother and siblings -- are getting to know each other again, the doctors and the family's lawyer said.

"We are so glad that things have turned out so positively so far," said lawyer Christoph Herbst, who appeared at a news conference at a hotel near Amstetten, west of Vienna, where Kerstin and her family are now recovering.

Kerstin is the oldest daughter of an incestuous relationship between her mother, Elisabeth, 43, and Elisabeth's father, Josef Fritzl, 73, according to police. He is awaiting trial.

Police say he confessed to holding Elisabeth captive since 1984 and raping her repeatedly, fathering seven children with her. Six of the children survived.

Kerstin fell unconscious in April and Elisabeth persuaded her father that she needed urgent medical attention. Kerstin was admitted to a hospital in Amstetten, where staff grew suspicious and called police, who opened an investigation and uncovered the abuse.

Kerstin was suffering from kidney, lung, and liver failure when she arrived at the hospital, said Dr. Albert Reiter, director of the hospital. Doctors were able to turn her health around but they kept her in a coma with artificial respiration for weeks, he said.

Doctors started reducing Kerstin's medication May 12, allowing her to emerge from the coma, he said. Three days later, she opened her eyes and smiled at her carers, he said, and doctors were soon able to take the breathing tube from her throat.

Her mother was at Kerstin's bedside regularly, and doctors credited that with helping Kerstin's health improve.

Sunday, Kerstin finally met with other family members and was able to say hello to them, he said. Kerstin and the rest of the family were also able to move into an apartment at a regional clinic nearby.

"It was a special moment where, walking, we were able to support her and cross the threshold into a new house and into a new life," Reiter said.

Kerstin and two of her brothers, ages 18 and 5, had spent their entire lives trapped in the cellar with their mother, never seeing daylight. A television was their only contact with the outside world.

The other three children Josef Fritzl fathered with Elisabeth were taken as infants to live above ground with Fritzl and his wife, who says she had no idea her daughter was being held captive.

In recent weeks, the wife and the three children have had several meetings with Kerstin and the others formerly held in the basement. The doctors said all are receiving therapy and are getting to know each other.

"It is clear that (the two sides) have a different temper of life," Kepplinger said. "These different ways of living, the two parts of the family, still have to come to some agreement."

Still, the entire family is "very happy" to be reunited, Herbst said. "This is an incredible drawing-near to each other. There is incredible joy among them," he said. "It is wonderful to see the way they are living together."

He appealed to the public and the media to give the family privacy.

There continues to be "big ambivalence" about the "grandfather issue," as Kepplinger called it, and therapists are helping the family members cope with the complicated relationship they have with each other and with Fritzl, who is now behind bars.

This is going to be an ongoing story for years to come ...

Paranoia harming our way of life


By Leonard Pitts, Jr.

Columnist for the Miami Herald

Monday June 9, 2008

*****

You've seen this gag in a hundred old cartoons:

Cat turns to flee angry dog, steps on a rake instead, knocks himself silly. It's not sophisticated humor, but it is a visceral illustration of an abiding truth: Panic can make you hurt yourself.

Some of us, I think, need reminding. Consider the case of Rachael Ray and the scarf that made people scream.

Ray, of couse, is the preternaturally perky host of cooking shows on the Food Network -- and a spokeswoman for Dunkin' Donuts.

In that capacity, she wore the aforementioned scarf around her neck in an online ad -- and people started screaming. It seems that in the eyes of conservative columnist Michelle Malkin and a handful of blogosphere blowhards, the scarf resembled a kaffiyeh, the Arab headdress most infamously worn by the late PLO leader Yasser

Arafat.

Me, I thought the paisley scarf resembled a paisley scarf, but then, I haven't been taking my paranoid lunatic pills lately, so what do I know? Those with more discerning vision cried foul, and late last month, the doughnut maker crumbled, pulling the ad lest anyone assume the company was selling mass terror along with its iced coffees and crullers.

As it happens, at roughly the same time the Guardian newspaper in London was reporting the case of one Rizwaan Sabir, a 22-year-old student working on his master's at Nottingham University. Sabir was arrested, held for six days and subjected to what he describes as psychological torture after he downloaded a copy of an al Qaeda training manual.

Also arrested: a university administrator, Hicham Yezza, on whose computer the manual was stored. It seems Sabir had asked Yezza to print the 1,500 page document because he could not afford to.

But neither man will be prosecuted for terrorism. According to university officials, the materials Sabir downloaded were directly related to research for his degree. And get this: You know where Sabir says he got the offending manual? From a U.S. government website. In other words, it was publicly available and hardly top secret.

Taken together, these two episodes neatly illustrate what much of our world has become in the almost seven years since September of 2001. On the one hand, silly, able to see terrorism hiding behind every bush and hen house. On the other hand, petrified, convinced that overreaction is the only reaction. So we look suspiciously at everyone whose name is not Smith, Johnson or Jones, inspect scarves for terroristic subtext, but glance the other way as torture is committed, intolerance is embraced, habeas corpus is ignored and freedoms of speech, dissent and privacy are abridged.

It's like we have awakened into the 1950s. The paranoia is there, the gratuitous ruination of people's lives is there, the abiding and unrelenting fear is there. The only thing missing is Joe McCarthy asking, ``Are you now or have you ever been . . . ?''

Apparently, Colin Powell was wrong. ''We're Americans,'' he said after the Sept. 11 attacks, ``we don't walk around terrified.''

But we do. And because we do, we injure ourselves as surely as a cartoon cat panicked by a cartoon dog. So that here we sit, banged up something fierce: the rule of law, broken, moral authority, blackened, freedoms, fractured, seriousness of purpose on life support.

All in pursuit of a chimera called security we have yet to capture and never will. So we might as well go back to being America. I mean, when the Zeitgeist is indistinguishable from a Warner Bros. cartoon, something is wrong.

To put it another way, let me repeat: Panic will make you hurt yourself. What's it tell you that we have yet to learn something Bugs Bunny figured out a long time ago?

*****

Well, some of us figured it out along about the same time ol'Bugs did.
Now if the rest would have the proverbial light bulb turn on over their heads all will be Hunky Dory

FEMA gives away $85 million of supplies for Katrina victims

FEMA gave away about $85 million in household goods meant for Hurricane Katrina victims, a CNN investigation has found.

The material -- from basic kitchen goods to sleeping necessities -- sat in warehouses for two years before the Federal Emergency Management Agency's giveaway to federal and state agencies this year.

James McIntyre, FEMA's acting press secretary, told CNN that FEMA was spending more than $1 million a year to store the material and that another agency wanted the warehouses torn down, so "we needed to vacate them."

"Upon review of our assets and our need to continue to store them, we determined that they were excess to FEMA's needs; therefore, they are being excessed from FEMA's inventory," McIntyre wrote in an e-mail.

He declined a request for an on-camera interview, telling CNN the giveaway was "not news."

Photos from one of the facilities in Fort Worth, Texas, show pallet after pallet of cots, cleansers, first-aid kits, coffee makers, camp stoves and other items stacked to the ceiling.

FEMA said some of the items were donations from companies after Katrina, but most were purchased in the field as "starter kits" for people living in trailers provided by the agency. And even though the stocks were offered to state agencies after FEMA decided to get rid of them, one of the states that passed was Louisiana.

Martha Kegel, the head of a New Orleans nonprofit agency that helps find homes for those still displaced by the storm, said she was shocked to learn about the existence of the goods and the government giveaway.

"These are exactly the items that we are desperately seeking donations of right now -- basic kitchen household supplies," said Kegel, executive director of Unity of Greater New Orleans. "These are the very things that we are seeking right now. FEMA, in fact, refers homeless clients to us to house them. How can we house them if we don't have basic supplies?"

Kegel's group works with FEMA and other local organizations to rehouse victims of Katrina, the 2005 hurricane that flooded New Orleans and killed more than 1,800 people along the Gulf Coast. Community groups say thousands of people are still living in abandoned buildings in the city, though fewer than 100 people remain housed in tents.

Kegel said FEMA was told in regular meetings that Unity was desperate for household supplies and that the group has been forced to beg for donations. But she said FEMA never told Unity and other community groups that it had tens of millions of dollars worth of brand-new items meant for storm victims.

She said she learned of it from CNN, which found that those items never made it to people such as Debra Reed.

"An honest person like me didn't get nothing," said Reed, 54, who recently moved from a tent beneath a New Orleans bridge to a home with the help of Kegel's group. "I'm gonna turn, 'cause I'm gonna cry. I didn't get nothing. I fought to get my money, but they wouldn't give it to me. So I ended up going under the bridge."

FEMA confirmed it had kept the merchandise in storage for the past two years -- then gave it away to cities, schools, fire departments and nonprofit agencies such as food banks. In all, General Services Administration records show FEMA gave away 121 truckloads of material.

McIntyre said that most of the items given away were not "standard-issue type supplies" that FEMA would have distributed after other disasters. He said using the GSA, which manages federal property, to get rid of those stockpiles was "standard process."

Asked if FEMA believed Katrina victims no longer needed the items, McIntyre wrote: "If the state did not request the supplies, then FEMA would not know."

Pallets at the Fort Worth warehouse were piled high with boxes of buckets, boots, cleansers, mops and brooms. There were stacks of tents, lanterns and camp stoves for people still displaced, as well as clothing, bedding, plates and utensils.

Meanwhile, Kegel said, Unity's clients can take only "one fork, one spoon, one knife -- they can only take one plate. We don't have enough to go around."

But FEMA said the items were no longer needed in the stricken region. So it declared them "federal surplus" and gave them away.

Federal agencies such as the Bureau of Prisons, Postal Service and Border Patrol got first dibs on the material when FEMA started giving it away. Other agencies that received items include the National Guard, U.S. Marshals Service, the Air Force and Navy and the departments of Agriculture, Veterans Affairs and Homeland Security, according to a list the GSA provided to CNN.

These items also were offered to all states -- yet Louisiana, where most of the people displaced by the storm live, passed on taking any of them.

John Medica, director of the Louisiana Federal Property Assistance Agency in Baton Rouge, said he was unaware that Katrina victims still had a need for the household supplies.

"We didn't have anybody out there who told us they wanted it," Medica said.

Instead, 16 other states took the free items.

Kegel said she could not understand how Medica could not be aware of the need in the New Orleans area.

She said she had not heard of the agency and was not registered with them, but following CNN's interview, the agency contacted her about registering Unity of Greater New Orleans so it could qualify for available supplies in the future.


(From CNN)

*****

Yep, I can believe it. With this cabal anything is possible so long as it screws the people over.

Mom finds snake coiled around her baby

From the Newswire:

A woman who awoke to her baby's cries was shocked to peer into the crib and find a foot-long snake wrapped around her 7-month-old daughter's leg.

Cari Abatemarco said she was visiting family in the Long Island town of Brentwood last week when she made the startling discovery.

"Once I lifted her up and the snake fell off of her, she stopped crying. But then I was the one crying all night," Abatemarco told Newsday. She was in town from Troy, in upstate New York.

A relative removed the hissing snake from the crib with a back scratcher, and placed it in a bucket until animal control officers arrived. The child was unharmed.

The reptile, identified as a non-venomous California king snake, didn't belong to Abatemarco's family members. Officials say they don't know where the snake came from.

The animal is being cared for at a Long Island animal shelter.

*****

Talk about an eye opening discovery! Seven month olds' parents sleep little as it is, now this mom is getting none whatsoever ... who could blame her!

A Poem for thought

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night.

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

*****
You know what the poet was saying don't you? I do.

Thought for the Day

The difference between a manager and a leader is a broad as the distance between control and inspiration.

'No Regrets' says the shrub

The shrub said Wednesday that he had no regrets about the decision to invade Iraq and topple Saddam Hussein in 2003 and reiterated his determination to force Iran to halt its nuclear program.

The shrub, making the final official visit to Europe of his malignancy, was speaking at a press conference in Germany after talks with Chancellor Angela Merkel.

He said he had told Merkel that diplomacy remained his preferred choice for dealing with Iran. But he added that "all options are on the table" and said Tehran needed to "verifiably suspend" its uranium enrichment program. Iran maintains that its nuclear ambitions are peaceful.

"The message to the Iranian government is very clear: that there's a better way forward than isolation and that is for you to verifiably suspend your enrichment program and the choice is theirs to make," the shrub said.

On Tuesday the U.S. and the European Union on Tuesday issued a joint declaration urging tougher action against Iran over its nuclear program.

It said the U.S. and EU would implement previously passed Security Council resolutions on Iran and stood "ready to supplement those sanctions with additional measures."

Sanctions in place should be enforced, the shrub said, and allies should work together for additional sanctions if Iran "ignores the demands of the free world."

Merkel said that further sanctions would follow if Iran failed to meet its commitments. "We again said we want to give room for diplomatic solutions, we want to give diplomacy a chance, but we also have to stay on that particular issue."

Asked about Iraq, the shrub said "substantial" progress had been made in helping the country, adding that efforts in Iraq would "change the Middle East for the better."

"Removing Saddam Hussein made the world a safer place," the shrub said. But he admitted once again that he regretted the tough rhetoric he had used in the run-up to the conflict which had made it appear he was eager to go to war.

In an interview with UK's Times newspaper Wednesday, the shrub said using phrases such as "dead or alive" and "bring them on" had not created an impression of a man of peace.

He also said he had found it painful "to put youngsters in harm's way," adding that he had an obligation to make sure lives had not been lost in vain.

"One of the lessons of Iraq is that in order for a democracy to develop or for an economy to develop there has to be a measure of security, which is now happening," he said.

The shrub said he also believed that the U.S. would develop a bilateral strategic agreement relationship with Iraq, a pact now under negotiation.

He said reports that the United States wanted to develop permanent bases in Iraq were "erroneous."

"I think we'll get the agreement done," he said. "This will not involve permanent bases nor will it bind any future president to troop levels."

*****

Oh, and by the way "verifiably" is not an actual word - what a dumb ass.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

SC trooper seen ramming man with car indicted

A South Carolina Highway Patrol trooper who was caught on video ramming a suspect with his patrol car was indicted Tuesday on a federal civil rights charge, the U.S. Justice Department said.

Steve C. Garren was indicted by a federal grand jury in Greenville on a charge of willfully depriving a man of his constitutional right to be free from the use of unreasonable force by a police officer, authorities said. Garren is white; the suspect he rammed is black.

State and federal authorities began investigating the highway patrol in March after videos emerged that showed troopers using a racial epithet and ramming their cruisers into fleeing suspects. The head of the patrol, as well as the head of the agency that oversees it, both resigned in February amid charges of racism among troopers. The investigations continue.

Garren was placed on suspension without pay immediately, said Mark Keel, who was confirmed last week as director of the Department of Public Safety. Garren had also been suspended for two days after the 2007 incident.

It was not immediately clear if Garren, who is from Greenwood, had an attorney. Keel and the U.S. Attorney's Office said they did not know, and a home listing for Garren could not be found.

Black lawmakers and Gov. Mark Sanford criticized the patrol after a four-year-old video emerged showing an officer using a derogatory term for blacks while pursuing a suspect on foot. Several weeks later, the patrol released more videos showing troopers using their cars to ram fleeing suspects.

"You better run," the officer yells in the first video released, using a slur, "because I'm fixin' to kill you."

If convicted, Garren faces up to 10 years in prison and a fine of $250,000.

Walt Wilkins, recently confirmed as U.S. Attorney for South Carolina, did not say if more indictments would be forthcoming from the investigations. But he said he anticipated more presentations to the federal grand jury. He also said authorities would work to identify other possible federal cases.

*****
Just goes to show that those who are upholding the law are bound by it as well.

The trimming of the shrub


Washington, Jun 10 - Dennis J. Kucinich of Ohio
In the United States House of Representatives
Monday, June 9th, 2008
A Resolution

ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT FOR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

Resolved, that President George W. Bush be impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors, and that the following articles of impeachment be exhibited to the United States Senate:

Articles of impeachment exhibited by the House of Representatives of the United States of America in the name of itself and of the people of the United States of America, in maintenance and support of its impeachment against President George W. Bush for high crimes and misdemeanors.

In his conduct while President of the United States, George W. Bush, in violation of his constitutional oath to faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and, to the best of his ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States, and in violation of his constitutional duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed, has committed the following abuses of power.

INDEX

Article I
Creating a Secret Propaganda Campaign to Manufacture a False Case for War Against Iraq.

Article II
Falsely, Systematically, and with Criminal Intent Conflating the Attacks of September 11, 2001, With Misrepresentation of Iraq as a Security Threat as Part of Fraudulent Justification for a War of Aggression.

Article III
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Possessed Weapons of Mass Destruction, to Manufacture a False Case for War.

Article IV
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Posed an Imminent Threat to the United States.

Article V
Illegally Misspending Funds to Secretly Begin a War of Aggression.

Article VI
Invading Iraq in Violation of the Requirements of H. J. Res114.

Article VII
Invading Iraq Absent a Declaration of War.

Article VIII
Invading Iraq, A Sovereign Nation, in Violation of the UN Charter.

Article IX
Failing to Provide Troops With Body Armor and Vehicle Armor.

Article X
Falsifying Accounts of US Troop Deaths and Injuries for Political Purposes.

Article XI
Establishment of Permanent U.S. Military Bases in Iraq.

Article XII
Initiating a War Against Iraq for Control of That Nation's Natural Resources.

Article XIIII
Creating a Secret Task Force to Develop Energy and Military Policies With Respect to Iraq and Other Countries.

Article XIV
Misprision of a Felony, Misuse and Exposure of Classified Information And Obstruction of Justice in the Matter of Valerie Plame Wilson, Clandestine Agent of the Central Intelligence Agency.

Article XV
Providing Immunity from Prosecution for Criminal Contractors in Iraq.

Article XVI
Reckless Misspending and Waste of U.S. Tax Dollars in Connection With Iraq and US Contractors.

Article XVII
Illegal Detention: Detaining Indefinitely And Without Charge Persons Both U.S. Citizens and Foreign Captives.

Article XVIII
Torture: Secretly Authorizing, and Encouraging the Use of Torture Against Captives in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Other Places, as a Matter of Official Policy.

Article XIX
Rendition: Kidnapping People and Taking Them Against Their Will to "Black Sites" Located in Other Nations, Including Nations Known to Practice Torture.

Article XX
Imprisoning Children.

Article XXI
Misleading Congress and the American People About Threats from Iran, and Supporting Terrorist Organizations Within Iran, With the Goal of Overthrowing the Iranian Government.

Article XXII
Creating Secret Laws.

Article XXIII
Violation of the Posse Comitatus Act.

Article XXIV
Spying on American Citizens, Without a Court-Ordered Warrant, in Violation of the Law and the Fourth Amendment.

Article XXV
Directing Telecommunications Companies to Create an Illegal and Unconstitutional Database of the Private Telephone Numbers and Emails of American Citizens.

Article XXVI
Announcing the Intent to Violate Laws with Signing Statements.

Article XXVII
Failing to Comply with Congressional Subpoenas and Instructing Former Employees Not to Comply.

Article XXVIII
Tampering with Free and Fair Elections, Corruption of the Administration of Justice.

Article XXIX
Conspiracy to Violate the Voting Rights Act of 1965.

Article XXX
Misleading Congress and the American People in an Attempt to Destroy Medicare.

Article XXXI
Katrina: Failure to Plan for the Predicted Disaster of Hurricane Katrina, Failure to Respond to a Civil Emergency.

Article XXXII
Misleading Congress and the American People, Systematically Undermining Efforts to Address Global Climate Change.

Article XXXIII
Repeatedly Ignored and Failed to Respond to High Level Intelligence Warnings of Planned Terrorist Attacks in the US, Prior to 911.

Article XXXIV
Obstruction of the Investigation into the Attacks of September 11, 2001.

Article XXXV
Endangering the Health of 911 First Responders.

____________


A listing of the 35 known high crimes and misdemeanors the shrub is guilty of in offense to the American people and their nation.

Six-Six-Six is coming!


Pssst. It's already here.
This post is post number 666.

See that wasn't so painful now was ... arrrghh!

Pardon the interruption the commentator has been replaced with a mindless drone.
Please continue as if nothing untoward has happened.
That is all.


L.

CNN has it wrong


Take a look at the map CNN has done as to how they see the run for the White House breaking down in each state and the electoral college votes they have.


Not very accurate at all though.

They have North Carolina leaning toward Mc Pain and that is not anywhere in the ballpark much less being close. North Carolina is solid Obama country. More than a few of the "Toss-Up" states and the other "Leaning toward Mc Pain" states are solid Obama country as well.

America is tired of the haters and deniers, and has sent the message in loud and clear terms to the haters and deniers, but they are incapable of hearing - understanding - heeding (take your pick), the message. The lunatic fringe will not be allowed to steal the laughter this time (to paraphrase Red Rider). The media, which is right leaning and more and more so daily, denies it and refuses to report it hoping we will forget it.

And before you howling screech monkeys begin screeching about that "liberal media" nonsense try and engage a brain - if you have one - corporations own the media outlets and corporations are notoriously right leaning - that's conservative, by the way - and that bias carries over to their 'news reporting'.

To Greece

Since this Blog is now read in all 195 countries on the Planet I thought I would try and pass along things in the languages of my readers.

To start off I go to the classic model of modern western society - Greece and say ...

Γειά σου σε όλους τους ελληνικούς αναγνώστες μου.


Blog philosophy (if there is one)

This little old Blog is starting to get noticed more and more.
Maybe, I have hit on something here?

For all those new readers here is a brief description of the 'philosophy' behind this Blog ...

Life - in its myriad forms - looked at askew and akimbo.
That's it ... presented with humor and severity from an old warhorse who has seen enough to know he hasn't seen a thing.

You may find profundities. You may find absurdities. You may find distractions. You may find directions. You may even find someone dancing the old soft shoe.

Thanks for stopping by and staying a spell. Enjoy.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Ain't it the truth ... sadly

Animated Comics

Check out Mark's animated comics they are great.

The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

TS Eliot’s The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock,
Read by Michael Gough.

The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less


History_of_the_universe Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Terrorism. Internet expansion. Reunification. Dissolution. World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Extrapolation?

This is a re-post from 2004. It was composed by astronomer and science humorist Eric Schulman, a member of the editorial board of the Annals of Improbable Research. He later expanded this piece into a book, A Briefer History of Time.

Thought for the Day

Remember, your relatives had no choice in the matter, either!