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Monday, April 6, 2009

Things worth buying before the economy improves

Things worth buying before the economy improves

Shoppers can score bargains on big-ticket items like laptops and furniture, but when the economy rebounds, the deals may vanish.

Before the economy improves

Also:

Obama embraces Muslim world with speech

Obama embraces Muslim world with speech

"Let me say this as clearly as I can," Obama says in his first trip to a Muslim nation as president, "the United States... will never be at war with Islam."

Obama embraces Muslim world with speech

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Deadly earthquake rocks Italy

Deadly earthquake rocks Italy

At least 70 die when an earthquake knocks down entire blocks of buildings as residents slept inside.

Deadly earthquake rocks Italy

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Space Station

International Space Station Expands Again
Credit: STS-119 Shuttle Crew, NASA

Kerwood Derby


Rocky and Bullwinkle

News a bit off kilter

The Law and Order edition.

Art Framed with Marijuana

It wasn't the beauty of the paintings that caught of the eye of Customs agents.

It was their drug-sniffing dog turning up his nose at the art that stopped the show.

Full Story

Judge Orders Parrot To Appear In Court

An African Grey parrot must appear in a Florida court as part of a civil lawsuit over its rightful owner, a judge says.

Full Story

Elderly woman rescued on runaway scooter

An elderly Cornish woman had to be rescued by police yesterday after her motorized scooter sped out of control.

Full Story

Dimbulb leaving town

Dimbulb spews about leaving town ...
The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
Rush Limbaugh Leaves New York
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... and Jon wishes him "well" (and even offers him, his ez-pass to speed him on his way).

The only trouble is ... the rest of us don't want him in our towns, either.
And he can't go to Hell, they have already said they were more refined and sophisticated there and they won't have 'his kind' ruining the place.
I heard there was an old outhouse down in the Hollow a ways that might be just the place, though.

Tartan Day

Happy Tartan Day!

Aspartame and Pandas

The red panda turns out to be very fond of aspartame – something only certain primates were thought to be able to taste.

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Seoul, Seoul T'ukpyolsi, Republic of Korea
Siauliai, Siauliu Apskritis, Lithuania
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Blackburn, England, United Kingdom
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Selfoss, Arnessysla, Iceland
Lyngby, Kobenhavn, Denmark
Roubaix, Nord-Pas-De-Calais, France
Casablanca, Casablanca, Morocco

as well as Kuwait and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Watch yourself in flirtatious situations and make sure that you don't start seeing connections as being deeper than they really are.

I always do, I always do!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

HIV-resistant Ugandans found

A small fraction of Ugandans have been able to naturally knock off HIV from their body, a development that could lead to an HIV vaccine, scientists have said.

Full Story

Secrets to saving $50 a day

Secrets to saving $50 a day

Three super-saver families share the changes they made — and the deals they found — to pinch more pennies.

Secrets to saving $50 a day

Also:

Shooter Video Games ‘Sharpen Vision’

Interesting:

Far from being harmful to eyesight, as some had feared, action games such as Counter-Strike, Call of Duty, or Left 4 Dead provide excellent training for what eye doctors call contrast sensitivity, the study found.

Contrast sensitivity is the ability to notice tiny changes in shades of grey against a uniform background, and is critical to everyday activities such as night driving and reading. It often degrades with age.

Read more from Shooter Video Games ‘Sharpen Vision’

It's Tartan Day tomorrow

Since tomorrow is TARTAN DAY ...
tartan sheep
Tartan clan: Grant Bell's sheep

A farmer has bred the first ever tartan sheep – creating a minor tourist attraction at his farm in Scotland.

Grant Bell has taken to parading the colorful flock across his East Lothian property to the sound of bagpipes.

'The sheep are a great attraction for the public and are the talking point of the area,' Mr Bell said.

Lookin' Out My Back Door


Credence Clearwater Revival

Sick turtle checks herself into hospital

Also found this over at TreeHugger:

loggerhead sea turtle ill photo
Photo: Corvette Diver via Flickr

A 73-pound loggerhead turtle materialized in the waters near the Turtle Hospital in Marathon, Florida on March 29. Loggerhead turtles are not common in the harbor. When hospital personnel first spied the turtle, they assumed it had gotten lost. After further examination, the staff observed that the sea-bound reptile had large barnacles on its shell and appeared to be emaciated, both signs of poor health. Hospital workers sprang into action. Dinghies were deployed and nets were wielded. For nearly an hour, there was no sign of the turtle.

The Seasick (Septic) Sea Turtle
When the turtle finally surfaced after 45 minutes, it was dragged into the boat and taken to the hospital. The turtle, a female, was dubbed Kincaid. Her blood work revealed that she was septic. After a few weeks of antibiotics and treatment, Kincaid should make a full recovery. You can check for updates on her status at the Turtle Hospital's blog.

From Turtle Hospital blog:

This was by far the easiest rescue to date! If there was ever a case for evolution… this would seem to be evidence like no other – a sick animal arriving at the hospital on its own! Of course, we could only wish this were true.

Loggerheads are a Threatened Species
Loggerhead turtles are listed as "threatened" under the Endangered Species Act. Commercial fishing, specifically artisanal fishing has had a hefty impact on loggerhead turtles. Environmental contamination is also listed among the top threats to marine turtles. Find out how you can help the sea turtles.

Kincaid "the Sick Sea Turtle's" Fate
Once her treatment is at an end, Kincaid will be released back into the harbor where she was found, just fifty feet from the hospital. The Turtle Hospital allows visitors, so if you're in the neighborhood, you can pay Kincaid a visit. She's certainly not shy.

*****

Cute story with a happy ending in the offing - a rarity these days it seems.

Get the wolves back on

From TreeHugger:

Northern Rocky Mountain Gray Wolves.jpg
photo: U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service

Over 100 Northern Rocky Mountain Wolves have been killed since the shrub cabal removed the wolves from the federal list of endangered species last year. The State of Idaho recently proposed killing another 120 in the Clearwater region alone and may destroy an additional 26 packs statewide. In response, the National Resources Defense Council and numerous other conservation groups are suing the US Fish and Wildlife Service to stop the slaughter.

Article continues: Conservation Groups Fight to Get Northern Rocky Mountain Wolves Back on the Endangered Species List

Kelebek-Türk

From TreeHugger:

turkish butterflies species collage photo

Just a few of the 400 butterfly species in Turkey.

Photo via Kelebek-Türk Gözlemciler Grubu

Lepidopterists are few and far between in Turkey, with just a few dozen butterfly-watchers, compared to 10,000 in England, for example. But the objects of their attention are present in abundance. Some 400 butterfly species are found in the country, and 253 of them are featured in a colorful new report, the Kelebek-Türk 2008 Almanac. (Kelebek is Turkish for butterfly.)

Article continues: Turkey's Butterfly Bounty Documented in New Report

Lie of "Liberal Media" Exposed

The 'liberal media' is AWOL completely on the issue of UNION SIGN UP;...The Employee Free Choice Act (EFCA;) as being waged in congress.
For a true picture of the leanings on your favorite media, look at their position on this issue.

Man Robs Disabled Woman, Makes Strange Request

It was bad enough that a disabled North Texas woman had to make a trip to the doctor's office; then the appointment was delayed by a knife wielding robber.

Full Story

Tipped off, Police break up pillow fight

Police in Detroit have ruffled some feathers after they cracked down on an organized pillow fight at a downtown park.

Full Story

And I Quote

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

~ Mark Twain

In the path of the storm

The speed at which a hurricane progresses across the ocean may help forecasters predict which areas are at risk from flooding by storm surges.

Unusual source for Bio-Gas

With the help of a novel bacterial trick, electricity from power plants can be used to turn CO2 into methane – it could help solve reliability problems with wind and solar power.

Bacterium eats electricity, farts Bio-Gas

The five ages of the brain: Adulthood

The peak of your brain's powers comes at around age 22 and lasts for just half a decade - but there is an upside to the ageing brain (Image: Steve Craft / Stone / Getty)

Part 4: The peak of your brain's powers comes at around age 22 and lasts for just half a decade – but there is an upside to the aging brain.

Adulthood

Antarctic ice shelf half the size of Scotland on verge of collapse

The Wilkins ice shelf in the antarctic is in the last stages of collapse and could break up within days in the latest sign of how global warming is changing the face of the planet.

Read the Guardian's story here.

Read the BBC-Science story here.

White-nose syndrome

White-nose syndrome, a deadly fungal infection that has devastated bat populations in New York and New England in the past two years, has now spread to three states on Maryland's borders - and seems poised to strike there next, biologists say.

Eleanor Rigby


The Beatles

Taliban threaten two attacks per week in Pakistan

Suicide bomber targets Pakistani police
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Suicide bomber targets Pakistani police

A suicide bombing at a crowded Shiite mosque south of Pakistan's capital killed 22 people Sunday, the latest evidence of how security in the U.S.-allied nation is crumbling well beyond the Afghan border region where al-Qaida and Taliban fighters thrive.

The violence came as a senior Pakistani Taliban commander said his group was behind a deadly suicide bombing Saturday night in Islamabad and promised two more attacks per week in the country if the U.S. does not stop missile strikes on Pakistani territory.
Relatives of victims killed by a suicide bomber in a mosque, react in a hospital
Relatives of victims killed by a suicide bomber in a mosque, react in a hospital in Chakwal city in Punjab.

Read the rest here.

*****

If this is how these nutcases are going to act then we should INCREASE the number of missiles targeting them and wipe them off the planet once and for all.

There is no place on this planet for this type of idiotic behavior and insane antics and any who engage in such shall be summarily and utterly destroyed by whatever means works the swiftest.

The people of Pakistan are tired of this crap as much as the rest of us - it is their government's responsibility to eradicate these felons ... something they have yet failed in.

Now is the time to stamp out these blights on the world because Mother Gaia will if we do not ... and one does not fool around with Mother Gaia - it is akin to grabbing a tiger by the tail, pointless for the business end of the tiger will come back upon you when you do.

And these insane fools have tugged at the Tiger's tale once too often.

Dog Urine, A Fight and Three Dead Police Officers ...

... what do these three things have in common?!

A 911 call that brought two city police officers to a home where they were ambushed, and where a third was later killed during a four-hour siege, was precipitated by a fight between the gunman and his mother over a dog urinating in the house.

North Korean rocket launch

The rocket appears to have fizzled in the Pacific Ocean, while world leaders criticize defiant North Korean leader Kim Jong Il.

Outcry over North Korean rocket launch

Also read:

Do dogs really look like their owners?

Do dogs really look like their owners?

An experiment matches certain breeds of dogs with particular kinds of people.

Do dogs really look like their owners?

Welcome to Tone-Deaf Bureaucracy

Now, starring Corey Surrency
Obscure rule thwarts rising NCAA football star

A seldom-used regulation cuts short the college career of Florida State's Corey Surrency.

The rule in question:

The rule is No. 14.2.3.5 in the NCAA Division I Manuel [sic]. It is titled, "Participation After 21st Birthday," and it mandates the following: If an individual participates in an organized sport after his 21st birthday, but before enrolling in college, that participation "shall count as one year of varsity competition in that sport.
Welcome to Tone-Deaf Bureaucracy indeed.
Surrency played with the (Tampa, Florida) Kings after he had turned 21. Had he not, he might never have had the chance to go to college. Regardless, though, his time with the Kings has cost him his final year of eligibility — at least for now. Florida State is appealing on Surrency's behalf.

If FSU loses the appeal, Surrency's college football career would be over. It's likely, too, that [with the loss of his athletic scholarship] his pursuit of earning a degree in criminal justice — Surrency would become the first member of his family to earn a college degree — would also be over.

As if the bureaucracy cared.

Obscure rule thwarts rising NCAA football star

America's most livable cities

America's most livable cities

These towns are the easiest places to live in, according to a survey that measures quality-of-life factors.

America's most livable cities

Check out:

And I Quote

You can observe a lot just by watching.

~ Yogi Berra

Police issue traffic ticket for over $37,000

A police captain in Pennsylvania's Lehigh Valley said it's the highest fine he's ever seen on a traffic ticket: $37,554.54.

Bethlehem Police Capt. David Kravatz said the major violation was not getting the "super load" permit that was needed because the truck was hauling a 213,000-pound steel cylinder. Police cited the driver and truck owner.

Kravatz said the truck sat idle for almost three weeks after it tipped on March 12 because a new route, proper permits and a police escort took so long to plan.

It was removed Wednesday.

Man arrested just before grand opening at store

Just as a Massachusetts man was about to open his new urban clothing store in Newport, New Hampshire, police arrested him on a federal warrant.

The 26-year-old man was arrested in front of his store, Mr. G's Fashions, shortly before its grand opening Wednesday.

The New Hampshire Union Leader reported the man was arrested on a federal warrant for a charge of felon in possession of a firearm.

Police also said they found heroin and cocaine in the car he arrived in.

It was unclear whether the store, which would have started selling clothing, music and other items, would open in the future.

Making Crystal Meth Religiously

Crystal Meth makers wrote recipe in Bible

Police investigators in Elkhart, Indiana say they found the recipe for making methamphetamine in an odd place: in a Bible on the last page of the Book of Revelation.

Officers made discovery as they searched an apartment after arresting two people on methamphetamine possession and manufacturing charges Tuesday night.

Police Lt. Ed Windbigler said the recipe was handwritten on the bottom of the page.

Because there was an active Meth lab in the apartment, officers evacuated the building's other 18 residents.

It was the second time in the past six months a Meth lab was discovered in the building.

A meth lab exploded there in October, sending two to the hospital.

*****

Might just be a 'revelation' is going on it that building. No telling what they're 'seeing' there.

Man pleads guilty to serial shrimp shoplifting

A Massachusetts man has pleaded guilty to being a serial shrimp shoplifter at a New Hampshire supermarket, but hasn't explained why he couldn't stay away from the frozen fish.

John Silvera, 46, pleaded guilty to charges of shoplifting and simple assault in connection with his arrest last month. Police said he stole about $500 worth of shrimp in four separate trips to the Salem Market Basket.

The Eagle-Tribune reported his plea deal required him to waive extradition so he can answer to another shoplifting charge from Methuen, where he is accused of making off with a jacket full of frozen shrimp at a Market Basket there.

Silvera was expected to spend several months in jail before being sent to Oklahoma to face drug trafficking charges there.

*****

Doesn't he know shrimp are BAD for your health - they have the highest level you can eat for cholesterol ... the LDL kind, you know the badass cholesterol (with the exception of maybe pure unrefined lard - then again Oleo/Margerine is like injecting liquified plastic directly into you arteries).

W.Va. retiree aces consecutive holes

A Boone County golfer has two reasons to celebrate a hole-in-one at Charleston's Coonskin Park. Retiree Carl Smith, 70, aced consecutive holes on the executive par 3 course Tuesday. Starting his round on the back nine, Smith used a pitching wedge to ace the 70-yard 18th hole. He said it never entered his mind to try for another.

After a short snack break, Smith used a sand wedge on the 100-yard first hole and saw his tee shot bounce twice before disappearing into the cup. His friend, Bob Roy, witnessed the feats.

Smith took up golf after retiring in 1999 and finding a full set of clubs at a discount store for $4.95. His first hole-in-one came three years ago.

Smith was busy with other matters Wednesday - he's in a weekly bowling league.

I want to be a rock star


Nickelback and 'Guests'

Live grenade found by Texas roofers

Texas City, Texas workers removing a roof in Texas nearly had the job done for them ...

... by accident.

Police in Texas City said a construction crew found a live World War II-era hand grenade in the attic of a home Thursday.

Police say an FBI bomb technician was called and the grenade was detonated at a shooting range with no injuries.

Doug Johnson says he bought the house in 1992. It's more than 50 years old.

The roof was being replaced because of damage from Hurricane Ike last year.

N.C. foreclosure filings back up after lull

FORECLOSURE

Mecklenburg activity grows 40% in March over the previous year; state filings up 11%.

N.C. Foreclosures

Just a Question

It's Sunday!
Why aren't you sleeping in late?

Liars and Fools

Today's Liars and Fools ...
You guessed it's Faux News.
Check out this moron.

This is a recording of Steve Bierfeldt, a US citizen who tried to board a domestic airplane while carrying $4700 in cash, and was detained by the TSA and subjected to abusive language and threats when he said that he would only answer the TSA's inquiries ("Where do you work?" "Why are you carrying cash?") if he was required to by law.

The TSA agents threatened to turn him over to the DEA.

He was returning from a Ron Paul event in St Louis, MO, having worked for the campaign.

The cash was from sales of t-shirts and stickers at the event.

The transport cops in the audio recording of his interrogation actually tell him if he's not guilty he has nothing to fear.

So, exactly what security threat does cash pose to an airplane?

Now, wait for it ...

Here comes the clueless commenter chiming in who opines, "Well what did he expect when he told the law enforcement person that he expected to be informed of his rights and legal obligations before he would answer his questions?"

You mean our constitutional liberties are only there to be admired, not exercised, right?!

Everyone, let's countdown, 2, 1, ... 'you fu(king moron!'

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Kyoto, Kyoto, Japan
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Kaiserslauten, Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
Rimbo, Stockholms Lan, Sweden
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Haar, Bayern, Germany
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Nepean, Ontario, Canada
San Jose, San Jose, Costa Rica
Kiev, Kyyiv, Ukraine
Moscow, Moscow City, Russian Federation

as well as Washington, District of Columbia, United States and all fifty states in the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Just use your imagination to come up with ideas or choices that will fill in the blanks and keep you going!

You got it.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Walgreen's Pulls Chia Obama Products

For once, some sort of Obama-related stuff that's not obviously racist or meant to degrade his image (such as Obama waffles).

On the other hand, it is just plain silly.

Full Story

Never tear us apart


Inxs

Spilled milk prompts assault at Pennsylvania juvey school

State police say the girl faces aggravated assault and other charges in Fayette County Juvenile Court for the assault Tuesday at the Adelphi Village alternative school in Fairchance.

Full Story

Suicide Bones Found 29 Years Later

Authorities in Germany said they have discovered the skeleton of a man who shot himself while atop a tree 29 years ago.

Full Story

An Agatha Christie Mystery - Alzheimer's?

Canadian researchers have found signs of Alzheimer's disease in later works of Agatha Christie, one of the most prolific and popular British mystery writers.

Full Story

California Woman Gets 6 Years for Fatal Texting Crash

A woman who crashed into a line of stopped vehicles while text-messaging on her cell phone has been sentenced to six years in a California prison for killing a woman in one of the vehicles.

Full Story

Lemon Creme

A Dessert for any occasion.

What you need:
2 slightly beaten eggs
1 envelope unflavored gelatin
1/3 cup lemon juice
Lemon peel strips (optional)
1-1/2 cups water
1/2 of an 8-ounce container frozen light whipped dessert topping, thawed
1/4 cup Splenda
1 tablespoon finely shredded lemon peel

How to:
1. In a medium saucepan combine the Splenda and gelatin; stir in water. Cook and stir over medium heat until mixture bubbles and gelatin is dissolved. Gradually stir about half of the gelatin mixture into the slightly beaten eggs. Return the mixture to the saucepan. Cook, stirring constantly, over low heat for 2 to 3 minutes or until slightly thickened.

2. Transfer to a medium bowl. Stir in the shredded lemon peel and lemon juice. Chill in ice water about 20 minutes or just until the mixture thickens slightly, stirring occasionally.

3. Fold the whipped topping into the lemon mixture. Chill again in ice water about 15 minutes or just until mixture mounds, stirring occasionally.

4. Spoon into individual dessert dishes or souffli dishes. Cover and chill at least 2 hours or until set. If desired, garnish with lemon peel strips. Makes six 1/2-cup servings.

Surprising credit card advice

Surprising credit card advice from top expert

Suze Orman offers shocking words for some Americans: Pay only the minimum due on your credit card balance.

Surprising credit card advice from top expert

Also of interest:

Fox Terror


Foghorn Leghorn

As West warms, some fear for tiny mountain dweller

The American pika — a short-legged, hamster-sized fur ball that huddles in high mountain slopes — isn't built for long-distance travel.

So as the West's climate warms, the tiny pika has little choice but to scurry a little farther upslope to beat the heat.

Problem is, in some places, they've run out of room to run, according to scientists. Without cool rocky refuges, the finicky pika can't survive.

This undated photo released by the U.S. Geological Survey, shows a

This undated photo released by the U.S. Geological Survey, shows a mountain-dwelling American pika.

Read the rest here.

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat

April is Poetry Month so here goes ...

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!"

Pussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

*****

Edward Lear (1812–1888)

The five ages of the brain: Adolescence

Teenagers are selfish, reckless, irrational and irritable, but given the cacophony of construction going on inside the adolescent brain, is it any wonder? (Image: joSon / Photonica / Getty)

Part 3: Teenagers are selfish, reckless, irrational and irritable, but given the cacophony of construction going on inside the adolescent brain, is it any wonder?

Adolescence

Dark matter 'pancake'

Our galaxies disc of stars and gas capture dark matter from colliding galaxies, new calculations suggest, which would form a massive pancake of the mysterious substance.

On the trail of mythical beasts

(Image: HarperCollins)

Why are stories of unicorns and wild-men like Bigfoot so enduringly popular?

Two new books suggest they meet deep-rooted human needs.

On the trail

Things to do while you have a job

4 things to do while you have a job

If you are worried about losing your job, prepare yourself by getting these things done now.

4 things to do while you have a job

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is:
World Rat Day
and
Tangible Karma Day

Saturday Jam

Today's Saturday Jam includes:

Jazz

Arturo Sandoval

It Don't Come Easy

Ringo Starr

Rock Around The Clock

Bill Haley and The Comets

Just Like A Pill

Pink

South's Gonna Do It Again

Charlie Daniels

President Obama's Weekly Address


Prepared Remarks of President Barack Obama
Weekly Address
Saturday, April 4, 2009

In this new century, we live in a world that has grown smaller and more interconnected than at any time in history. Threats to our nation’s security and economy can no longer be kept at bay by oceans or by borders drawn on maps. The terrorists who struck our country on 9/11 plotted in Hamburg, trained in Kandahar and Karachi, and threaten countries across the globe. Cars in Boston and Beijing are melting ice caps in the Arctic that disrupt weather patterns everywhere. The theft of nuclear material from the former Soviet Union could lead to the extermination of any city on earth. And reckless speculation by bankers in New York and London has fueled a global recession that is inflicting pain on workers and families around the world and across America.

The challenges of our time threaten the peace and prosperity of every single nation, and no one nation can meet them alone. That is why it is sometimes necessary for a President to travel abroad in order to protect and strengthen our nation here at home. That is what I have done this week.

I began my trip by attending a summit of the G20 – the countries that represent the world’s largest economies – because we know that the success of America’s economy is inextricably linked to that of the global economy. If people in other countries cannot spend, that means they cannot buy the goods we produce here in America, which means more lost jobs and more families hurting. Just yesterday, we learned that we lost hundreds of thousands more jobs last month, adding to the millions we’ve lost since this recession began. And if we continue to let banks and other financial institutions around the world act recklessly and irresponsibly, that affects institutions here at home as credit dries up, and people can’t get loans to buy a home or car, to run a small business or pay for college.

Ultimately, the only way out of a recession that is global in scope is with a response that is global in coordination. That is why I’m pleased that after two days of careful negotiation, the G20 nations have agreed on a series of unprecedented steps that I believe will be a turning point in our pursuit of a global economic recovery. All of us are now moving aggressively to get our banks lending again. All of us are working to spur growth and create jobs. And all of us have agreed on the most sweeping reform of our financial regulatory framework in a generation – reform that will help end the risky speculation and market abuses that have cost so many people so much.

I also met this past week with the leaders of China and Russia, working to forge constructive relationships to address issues of common concern, while being frank with each other about where we disagree. President Hu and I agreed that the link between China’s economy and ours is of great mutual benefit, and we established a new Strategic and Economic Dialogue between the U.S. and China. President Medvedev and I discussed our shared commitment to a world without nuclear weapons, and we signed a declaration putting America and Russia on the path to a new treaty to further reduce our nuclear arsenals. Tomorrow, I will lay out additional steps we must take to secure the world’s loose nuclear materials and stop the spread of these deadly weapons.

Finally, I met yesterday with our NATO allies and asked them for additional civilian support and assistance for our efforts in Afghanistan. That is where al Qaeda trains, plots, and threatens to launch their next attack. And that attack could occur in any nation, which means that every nation has a stake in ensuring that our mission in Afghanistan succeeds.

As we have worked this week to find common ground and strengthen our alliances, we have not solved all of our problems. And we have not agreed on every point or every issue in every meeting. But we have made real and unprecedented progress – and will continue to do so in the weeks and months ahead.

Because in the end, we recognize that no corner of the globe can wall itself off from the threats of the twenty-first century, or from the needs and concerns of fellow nations. The only way forward is through shared and persistent efforts to combat fear and want wherever they exist. That is the challenge of our time. And if we move forward with courage and resolve, I am confident that we will meet this challenge.

Thank you.

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Bristol, England, United Kingdom
London, England, United Kingdom
Brno, Jihomoravsky Kraj, Czech Republic
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Moulineaux, Haute-Normandie, France
Granada, Andalucia, Spain
Manchester, England, United Kingdom
Nuenen, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands

as well as Brazil and the United States
(Including Carrboro, Huntersville, Gastonia, Charlotte, Rocky Mount, Durham, North Carolina and Gilbert and Gaffney, South Carolina)

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You deserve to get more respect, and luckily you are about to get some.

Age has it's benefits.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Goin' down to the river


Mississippi Fred McDowell

How we did it

Speaking of numbers:

We are averaging over 600 visitors a day this year.
63,084 visitors in the month of March alone.
Our technorati authority is 12 now.
We are still the number one blog on four different search engines.

Thanks to all of our readers we are getting better and better.

We did it!

We did it!
Carolina Naturally cracked the top 500,000 today!
We sit at 469,402nd place, woo-woo!
(About Time!)
We sat at 501,008th place for sooooo long!

Man Takes Nine-Year Old Daughter with Him During Robbery

Shades of Curly Sue.
Or perhaps he just couldn't find a sitter.

A Washington state man held up a convenience store as his young daughter watched.
The robber told the clerk he is unemployed and needs money to support his daughter.

Full Story

Jury in diet-drug case convicts attorneys

A federal jury on Friday convicted two disbarred lawyers of scamming their clients out of nearly $95 million in a diet-drug settlement.

Full Story

Judge rejects Vick's plan to emerge from bankruptcy

From the "It couldn't have happened to a 'nicer' guy" Department:

A federal bankruptcy judge has rejected suspended NFL star Michael Vick's plan to emerge from bankruptcy.

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Oh, My Love


John Lennon and George Harrison from 1971

The five ages of the brain: Childhood

Life experiences in our early years help shape our emotional well-being, but neglect or harsh parenting may change the brain for good (Image: Stephanie Howard / The Image Bank / Getty)

Part 2: Life experiences in these early years help shape our emotional well-being, but neglect or harsh parenting may change the brain for good.

Childhood

Titan's soggy interior

Titan may look like a sphere, but radar studies by the Cassini probe show it is slightly squashed (Image: NASA/JPL/Space Science Institute)

The shape of Saturn's hazy moon Titan has been measured for the first time – its stout shape suggests it may hide vast amounts of liquid methane beneath its surface

Titan's squashed shape hints at soggy interior

Earth may have largest ripples in the solar system

On Argentina's Puna plateau, blistering winds have formed the largest known ripples on the planet, and they may even trump those on Mars.

New cosmic map reveals colossal structures

The new survey mapped the positions of more than 100,000 galaxies. The black strips are areas the survey did not cover because matter in our own galaxy blocked the view (Illustration: Chris Fluke/Swinburne University of Technology)

One of the biggest galaxy surveys ever made is turning up some surprises, including a void that is so big it challenges current models.

New cosmic map reveals colossal structures

Rocket fuel chemical found in baby formula

Rocket fuel chemical found in baby formula

The CDC report sheds no light on potential health effects, say researchers, but does raise concerns.

Rocket fuel chemical found in baby formula

New York Tragedy

Video:14 dead in Binghamton shootingPlay Video
Police have not yet established the motive of a man who killed 13 before shooting himself at an immigrant center

14 dead in Binghamton shooting

Student's question prompts Obama to open up

Student's question prompts Obama to open up

Being the president isn't easy, Barack Obama tells a crowded Town Hall in France.

Student's question prompts Obama to open up

Fannie, Freddie bonuses to top $200 million

Fannie, Freddie bonuses to top $200 mil

Mortgage finance giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac say millions are needed to give 7,600 workers incentive to stay.

Fannie, Freddie bonuses

Active Ingredient in Marijuana Kills Brain Cancer Cells

New research out of Spain suggests that THC — the active ingredient in marijuana — appears to prompt the death of brain cancer cells.

Active Ingredient in Marijuana Kills Brain Cancer Cells

Hometown Security through Local Co-ops

The current climate might not seem like the best time to open a grocery store. A group of residents in Burlington, NC - a town that has seen its fair share of unemployment and company closures over the years - would beg to disagree. They argue that this is exactly the time to support local, sustainable businesses that can breathe life back into America's towns and cities. That's the inspiration behind Company Shops Market - a locally owned co-operative that is setting out to refurbish an old grocery store built in 1949, offering local, sustainable food from the area's farmers. But can community co-ops offer a more sustainable solution to economic development?

Cash for Clunkers

From TreeHugger:

cash for clunkers congress photo

Two new bills that would pay American consumers to get rid of their old gas guzzlers in exchange for new, more fuel efficient cars are picking up steam in Congress. The cash for clunkers bills have garnered wide bipartisan support and could reward new car buyers up to $5,000 for getting their pollutin' jalopies off the road. But would the plans work?

Article continues: "Cash for Clunkers" Gains Momentum in Congress

Superstition


Stevie Ray Vaughan from 1987

Animal Conservation Group Partners With Mount Sinai School of Medicine to Protect Jaguars

From TreeHugger:

Panthers lounging photo

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The link between human health and animal conservation isn't an obvious one, but one wildlife-conservation group wants to demonstrate that saving jaguars and other big cats can also improve the lives of people.

Panthera, an international organization that works to protect wild cats and their habitats, has teamed up with the Mount Sinai School of Medicine's Global Health and Emerging Pathogens Institute to train a new brand of "doctor conservationists" in Brazil's Pantanal region, a UNESCO World Heritage Site that boasts over 700 square kilometers of critical jaguar habitat. It also happens to be the largest cattle-ranching domain in the world and a hotbed of rancher-jaguar conflict because of the threat the cats represent to livestock.

Article continues: Animal Conservation Group Partners With Mount Sinai School of Medicine to Protect Jaguars

Sarah Palin's sister-in-law arrested for felony burglary

The Wasilla Hillbillies are at it again!
A half sister of governor Sarah Palin's husband is accused of breaking into the same home two times with the intention of stealing money.

Diana Palin is charged with two counts of felony burglary and misdemeanor counts of criminal trespass and theft in connection with the break-ins this week at a home in Wasilla, the governor's hometown…

Deputy Wasilla Police Chief Greg Wood says the 35-year-old woman was confronted by the homeowner, who hid in the home to see if he could catch the burglar who stole $400 Tuesday night.

Wood says tire tracks and shoe prints tied Diana Palin to the scene in both burglaries.
Police have not linked her with a burglary at the home last week.
These yahoos make Billy Carter look like the height of sophistication (ah, the good old days when your hillbillies had some semblance of a brain)!

And I Quote

I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

~ Homer Simpson

Man sentenced for firing crossbow at neighbor

A 49-year-old Nebraska man was sentenced to two - to four years in prison for firing a crossbow after a dispute about the breed of a neighbor's dog last June.

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Dengue researcher catches disease in lab

From Down Under Way ...

Health says there's absolutely no risk of people in Brisbane catching dengue fever - despite a local scientist being diagnosed with the disease.

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Re-creating the Face


BBC-Science: Re-creating the face ... Neanderthal.

Where America in moving to

The ten places Americans are relocating to according to Forbes are:

1: Raleigh, N.C.
2: Austin, Texas
3: Charlotte, N.C.
4: Phoenix, Ariz.
5: Dallas, Texas
6: San Antonio, Texas
7: Houston, Texas
8: New Orleans, La.
9: Atlanta, Ga.
10: Denver, Colo

Forbes: Ten Cities Where Americans Are Relocating

Commonly overlooked tax deductions

It's crunchtime again ...
Commonly overlooked tax deductions

The little details about your charitable contributions and state sales tax could net you more savings than you expected.

Commonly overlooked tax deductions

'Earth's refrigerator' rapidly losing ice

'Earth's refrigerator' rapidly losing ice

The dramatic melting of Arctic sea ice could mean the region may be ice-free in as few as 30 years, a new study suggests.

'Earth's refrigerator' rapidly losing ice

When will the job market turn around?

The harsh new unemployment report is not cause for panic, says one financial expert who's seeing a light at the end of the tunnel.

When will the job market turn around?

And I Quote

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right.

~ Jill Ruckleshaus

So, that's why I always win any argument ... who knew?!

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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Why not plan a dinner or social outing with a few close friends?

I can do that.