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Saturday, May 16, 2009

First time since 1924 - A filly wins Preakness

A filly wins Preakness—first time since 1924In her first race against the boys, filly racehorse Rachel Alexandra beats Mine That Bird by a length.

A filly wins Preakness

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The Ultimate Money-Waster

$4,000 Xbox Shoes

All right, don't get the wrong idea. These so-called Xbox shoes are not affiliated in any way, shape, or form with Microsoft. And you'd think, for the price, the darn things would have a built-in remote or something. But noooooo.

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Octomom's Hospital Fined $250,000


Kaiser Permanente in Los Angeles, the hospital that delivered the octuplets of Nadya Suleman (AKA Octomom), has been fined $250,000, but not for participating in the highly criticized fertility treatments that ended up with Suleman having 8 more babies for a total of 14. No, it was for workers who pried into her medical records.

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College president catches heat for Obama invite

College president catches heat for Obama inviteThe man at the center of the storm over the president's Notre Dame speech remains confident in his decision, friends say.

Obama invite

New Lincoln penny a hot item

New Lincoln penny a hot itemOne collector even hired people to help him snag rolls of the new coin.

New Lincoln penny

Did You Know ...

You know of course the Preakness Stakes are run today, but did you know it was also National Sea Monkey Day?

Vietnam Vet dies in Iraq

Army Maj. Steven Hutchison fought battles in the jungles of Vietnam. Then he fought an epic battle on the home front. And at age 60, he still wasn't done fighting for his country.
Maj. Steven Hutchison served 22 years in his first Army stint, then returned at age 57. He died Sunday.

Maj. Steven Hutchison served 22 years in his first Army stint, then returned at age 57. He died Sunday.

The battle ended for Hutchison on Sunday. He died in Basra, Iraq, of wounds from a roadside bomb in Al Farr. He is the oldest U.S. service member to die in Iraq or Afghanistan.

Read the rest here.

Homegrown jobs that will stay put

Homegrown jobs that will stay putThese outsource-proof jobs pay as much as six figures and are expected to grow.

Homegrown jobs that will stay put

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Saturday Jam

In today's Saturday Jam, we have:

Veteran Of The Psychic WarsBlue Oyster Cult
Burnin' For YouBlue Oyster Cult
Joan CrawfordBlue Oyster Cult
Of course you can't have a Cult jam without:
Don't Fear The ReaperBlue Oyster Cult
and
GodzillaBlue Oyster Cult

President Obama's Weekly Address

Remarks of President Barack Obama
Weekly Address
Saturday, May 16, 2009


Good morning. Over the past few months, as we have put in place a plan to speed our economic recovery, I have spoken repeatedly of the need to lay a new foundation for lasting prosperity; a foundation that will support good jobs and rising incomes; a foundation for economic growth where we no longer rely on excessive debt and reckless risk – but instead on skilled workers and sound investments to lead the world in the industries of the 21st century.

Two pillars of this new foundation are clean energy and health care. And while there remains a great deal of difficult work ahead, I am heartened by what we have seen these past few days: a willingness of those with different points of view and disparate interests to come together around common goals – to embrace a shared sense of responsibility and make historic progress.

Chairman Henry Waxman and members of the Energy and Commerce Committee brought together stakeholders from all corners of the country – and every sector of our economy – to reach an historic agreement on comprehensive energy legislation. It’s another promising sign of progress, as longtime opponents are sitting together, at the same table, to help solve one of America’s most serious challenges.

For the first time, utility companies and corporate leaders are joining, not opposing, environmental advocates and labor leaders to create a new system of clean energy initiatives that will help unleash a new era of growth and prosperity.

It’s a plan that will finally reduce our dangerous dependence on foreign oil and cap the carbon pollution that threatens our health and our climate. Most important, it’s a plan that will trigger the creation of millions of new jobs for Americans, who will produce the wind turbines and solar panels and develop the alternative fuels to power the future. Because this we know: the nation that leads in 21st century clean energy is the nation that will lead the 21st century global economy. America can and must be that nation – and this agreement is a major step toward this goal.

But we know that our families, our economy, and our nation itself will not succeed in the 21st century if we continue to be held down by the weight of rapidly rising health care costs and a broken health care system. That’s why I met with representatives of insurance and drug companies, doctors and hospitals, and labor unions who are pledging to do their part to reduce health care costs. These are some of the groups who have been among the fiercest critics of past comprehensive health care reform plans. But today they too are recognizing that we must act. Our businesses will not be able to compete; our families will not be able to save or spend; our budgets will remain unsustainable unless we get health care costs under control.

These groups have pledged to do their part to reduce the annual health care spending growth rate by 1.5 percentage points. Coupled with comprehensive reform, their efforts could help to save our nation more than $2 trillion in the next ten years – and save hardworking families $2,500 each in the coming years.

This week, I also invited Speaker of House Nancy Pelosi, Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, and other congressional leaders to the White House to discuss comprehensive health reform legislation. The House is working to pass a bill by the end of July – before they head out for their August recess. That’s the kind of urgency and determination we need to achieve comprehensive reform by the end of this year. And the reductions in spending the health care community has pledged will help make this reform possible.

I have always believed that it is better to talk than not to talk; that it is far more productive to reach over a divide than to shake your fist across it. This has been an alien notion in Washington for far too long, but we are seeing that the ways of Washington are beginning to change. For the calling of this moment is too loud and too urgent to ignore. Our success as a nation – the future of our children and grandchildren – depends upon our willingness to cast aside old arguments, overcome stubborn divisions, and march forward as one people and one nation.

This is how progress has always been made. This is how a new foundation will be built. We cannot assume that interests will always align, or that fragile partnerships will not fray. There will be setbacks. There will be difficult days. But we are off to a good start. And I am confident that we will – in the weeks, months, and years ahead – build on what we have already achieved and lay this foundation which will not only bring about prosperity for this generation, but for generations to come.

Thanks so much.

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Cebu, Cebu City, Philippines
Mendoza, Mendoza, Argentina
Puebla, Puebla, Mexico
Chatham, England, United Kingdom
Schoos, Schoos, Luxembourg
Manila, Manila, Philippines
Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Helsinki, Southern Finland, Finland
Thessalonki, Thessalonki, Greece
New Delhi, Delhi, India
Wolfsburg, Neidersachsen, Germany
Jinan, Shandong, China
Manchester, England, United Kingdom
Nepean, Ontario, Canada
Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires, Argentina
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Leiden, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan, Malaysia
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Seoul, Seoul-T'ukpyolsi, Republic of Korea
Bristol, England, United Kingdom
Landerneau, Bretagne, France
Saint Catherines, Ontario, Canada
Vienna, Wien, Austria
Pune, Maharashtra, India
Capalba, Queensland, Australia

as well as Serbia and Montenegro, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Your engine is all revved up, but there's really no place for you to go today.
All of your projects are moving forward nicely, and the people in your life are doing fine -- there will be no dramas and no frantic phone calls from people begging for your sage advice.
So what should you do with all of your energy?
Spend it on yourself!
This is a great day to go off on your own and do whatever makes you feel connected to the world.
Take an afternoon nap.

All Right!

Friday, May 15, 2009

You Really Got Me

The Kinks

Drunken judge drowns in 4 inches of water after slipping into stream walking home from the pub

A drunk judge who fell into a stream and drowned after a night in a pub was more than two and a half times the drink-drive limit, an inquest heard.

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Laundry tricks that protect your clothes

If you even have clothes that is ...
Laundry tricks that protect your clothesAvoid wardrobe malfunctions with these 10 helpful how-tos.

Laundry tricks

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Boy can't be denied chemo, judge rules

A 13-year-old Minnesota boy with cancer must be given conventional treatment over the objections of his parents.

Boy can't be denied chemo

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Technical issues

Woo Hoo, we have our 'authority' back and it's even higher than before and our ranking is at it's highest to date.

Pigs root out wartime bomb

Army bomb disposal experts detonated a First World War bomb today - after it was unearthed by a herd of pigs.

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Ice cream maker flies in Italian tenor to sing to cows

Ice cream maker Frank Frederick has flown in an Italian opera tenor to sing to his herd of Friesian cows in the hope they will produce creamier milk.

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Telling it like it is ...

Wanda Sykes: Rush is the 20th hijacker; Let Olbermann waterboard Hannity

Science News

In Science News:

Winged submarine is Ferrari of the depths

The world’s first production “winged submersible” should prove a boon for research and movie-making – and for those that can afford it, says Peter Aldhous – thrills too

'Lone' longitude genius may have had help

While dismantling John Harrison's pioneering clock Jonathan Betts found evidence he did not work alone as is usually assumed. He also uncovered hidden features like this decorative bird deep inside the mechanism - click the gallery link in the main text (left) to see more. (Image: NMM)

The legend of John Harrison suggests he was a carpenter who single-handedly built marine clocks of unprecedented accuracy – but new evidence suggests he had assistance with the tricky bits

Molecule of life emerges from laboratory slime

Two essential elements of RNA have finally been made from scratch – under conditions similar to those that likely prevailed during the dawn of life

Climate change diagnosed as biggest global health threat

Doctors warn that global warming will worsen virtually every health problem we know of over the coming century

Space shuttle's robotic arm captures Hubble telescope

After a two-day approach to rendezvous with the Hubble Space Telescope, the space shuttle Atlantis has captured the probe and stowed it safely in its payload bay. Astronauts will begin the first of five full days of spacewalks on Thursday to refurbish the probe and extend its life until at least 2014 (Image: NASA)

After floating alone in space for years, Hubble is now ensconced in the shuttle Atlantis's payload bay – on Thursday, astronauts will begin a series of five spacewalks to fix the telescope

Lost robot crosses city by asking directions

A wheeled robot called ACE can find its way around a city without using GPS or even a map: it just asks pedestrians to give it directions

Swine flu vaccine won't be ready for next wave

The vaccine industry is waiting for a WHO decision on whether to keep making regular flu vaccine, or whether to switch to vaccines for the current swine flu outbreak

The science of voodoo: When mind attacks body

The placebo effect has an evil twin – the nocebo effect – which can make you think yourself ill, or even dead

Comet crystals created in stellar burps

An analysis of the dust surrounding the outburst of a young star suggests an explanation for how the crystals inside comets are formed

Will designer brains divide humanity?

We're on the brink of technological breakthroughs that could augment our mental powers beyond recognition – but what will this mean for the future of humanity?

The man who discovered greenhouse gases

People were debating the greenhouse effect 150 years ago – until Irish physicist John Tyndall showed conclusively that the effect is real

Experts urge caution in bringing Mars samples to Earth

If soil and rocks from Mars contain life, there is a small but non-zero chance that such life could be dangerous to terrestrial life (Illustration: Cary Bass/Wikimedia)

Since soil and rocks brought back from Mars might contain potentially dangerous life-forms, NASA should build a super-secure facility to house them, experts say

Cancer's one-way ticket to the brain

The discovery of a genetic "ticket" that grants cancer cells entry to the brain in mice could lead to drugs that would stop human cancers spreading in the same way

Nanoscale origami folds DNA into 'medicine cabinet'

Drugs could soon be delivered from minuscule lockable containers made of DNA thanks to an advance in "DNA origami".

Prairie dogs issue warnings in glorious technicolor

Not only do the rodents' alarm calls tell others about the type and size of approaching predators, but they also seem to warn of the color of an imminent threat

Mars rover may not escape sand trap for weeks

Engineers will try to recreate the terrain that Spirit is stuck in at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California, where similar tests were performed in 2005 (above) to help extricate Opportunity from a sand trap (Image: NASA/JPL)

NASA's Spirit rover is stuck in the sand up to its hubcaps, and a quick escape does not look likely

Migrating blue whales rediscover 'forgotten' waters

Parts of the northern Pacific that once saw blue whales hunted out of existence seem once again to be on the migration route

Swiss find sweet way to test water purity

A common sweetener has provided a way to follow water from treatment plant out into the environment – with surprising results

Birds swell the ranks of critically endangered species

191 bird species have been added to the IUCN red list, the roster of the world's most threatened species – habitat destruction is the main reason.

Birds swell the ranks of critically endangered species

Ivory 'Venus' is first depiction of a woman

We have posted about this before, but here is a photo of the carving itself and not a photo of an enlarged photo of the carving.

With its outsize breasts and exaggerated genitalia, a statuette of a woman has pushed back the history of figurative art by 5000 years.

Ivory 'Venus' is first depiction of a woman

Habits job recruiters hate

Habits job recruiters hateFind out what recruiters say are the fastest ways to get on their bad sides.

Habits

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And I Quote

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

New swine flu outbreak closes NYC schools

New swine flu outbreak closes NYC schoolsA flare-up of the virus sends hundreds home sick and leaves one adult in critical condition.

New swine flu outbreak

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Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today happens to be:

National Chocolate Chip Day,
Nylon Stockings Day,
International Virtual Assistant Day,
and
National Pizza Party Day

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Brussels, Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest, belgium
Stockholm, Stockholms Lan, Sweden
Willich, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
London, England, United Kingdom
Taipei, Taipei, Taiwan
Gorlice, Nowysacz, Poland
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
Copenhagen, Kobenhavn, Denmark
Leipzig, Sachsen, Germany
Gent, Oost-Vlaanderen, Belgium
Bucharest, Bucuresti, Romania
Bochum, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Lublin, Lubelskie, Poland
Indore, Madhya Pradesh, India
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Villahermosa, Tabasco, Mexico

as well as Scotland, Singapore, Wales and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Add one or two new things to your bucket list today.
Your future is a big chunk of time -- how do you want to fill it?
If you need new ideas, ask your friends what areas of life they think you need to cultivate, and they'll offer some nutty adventures that might be fun.
Get ambitious about where you want to explore -- no one will be monitoring what you do and don't do except you, so why not write down something that hasn't even been invented yet, like golfing on Mars?

Golfing on Mars ... hummm? This could be interesting.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Technical issues

We were wondering if anyone else is having 'issues' with technorati right about now?
It seems they are experiencing some difficulties with their system(s).

One day we had and 'authority' of such and such and a ranking in the low 400,000s - the next, we had another (lower) 'authority' and a ranking nearer the 500,000 mark - then zero 'authority' and no ranking and no blogs claimed.
When we tried to claim (or reclaim in this case) this blog they said the blog was already claimed and to view the blog's page (and when you try you get the blog not found message).

Just curious - anyone else having this occur?

And I Quote

Joe the plumber quitting the GOP?
That's like the Grateful Dead losing stoners.

~ Bill Maher

Another Montauk Monster Found?


The "Montauk Monster" was an unidentified creature whose carcass allegedly washed ashore on a beach near the Montauk, New York business district in July 2008.
New reports are that another, similar carcass has washed ashore, and now conspiracy theorists are pointing the finger at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center.

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Man saves kangaroo drowning in shark-infested waters

This is too, cool!

An Australian man has saved a kangaroo from drowning in shark-infested waters by using his surfboard to rescue the exhausted animal.

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Mom accused of using child to block Taser

You know it had to be in Missouri didn't you?!

Police said a northeast Missouri mother used her 1-year-old child to shield a man from a Taser during a confrontation with officers.

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'Slumdog' actor suddenly homeless

9-year-old 'Slumdog' actor suddenly homelessAuthorities demolish the shanty home of a "Slumdog Millionaire" child star, forcing him into the streets.

9-year-old 'Slumdog' actor suddenly homeless

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College student charged with growing pot in dorm

What ever happened to the good ole days of moonshine stills in the dorms?

Police said a Unity College student who failed to do a thorough cleaning of her dorm room before leaving campus faces criminal charges after security guards found several marijuana plants growing there.

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Cocaine and LSD found in air of Spanish cities

Well, that explains Dali, then.

Spanish scientists have discovered traces of cocaine and LSD in the air in the cities of Madrid and Barcelona.

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Phone 'confiscated' at White House briefing

See phone 'confiscated' at White House briefingPress Secretary Robert Gibbs deals with two reporters' ill-timed phone calls as the rest of the press corps doubles up with laughter.

See phone 'confiscated' at White House briefing

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Can these dangerous items be recycled?

Can these dangerous items be recycled?Environmental foes such as house paint, motor oil, medication, and cleaning products can be disposed of safely if you know how.

Can these dangerous items be recycled?

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Homeowner insurance tips

8 crucial homeowner insurance tips

Most homeowners don't realize there's an issue with their insurance until they file a major claim. Find out how to make sure you have the coverage you need.

8 crucial homeowner insurance tips

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Social Security shortfall

Social Security shortfall: Who's safe and at riskBaby boomers' retirement may be fine, but younger generations stand to lose out.

Who's safe and at risk

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Violent tornadoes caught on tape

Storm chasers head into a cluster of twisters to film the impact and the aftermath.

Violent tornadoes

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Women switched at birth share emotional journey

After 56 years of suspicions, a startling discovery delivered the truth to Kay Rene Reed Qualls and DeeAnn Angell Shafer.

Women switched at birth share emotional journey

Welcome New Readers

Carolina Naturally wants to welcome our newest readers in our newest country:

Netherlands Antilles

Our 168th Country

And I Quote

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

~ Elbert Hubbard

Obama shrugs off university's snub

Obama shrugs off university's snub

In his commencement address at Arizona State, the president worked the controversy into laughs and a lesson.

Obama shrugs off university's snub

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How to tell when someone is lying

Well, the crossed fingers usually are a pretty good clue ...
How to tell when someone is lyingCertain clues and behaviors can tip you off when someone is stretching the truth.

How to tell when someone is lying

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Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

New Delhi, Delhi, India
Lisbon, Lisboa, Portugal
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Bocholt, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Aberdeen, Scotland, United Kingdom
Huddersfield, England, United Kingdom
Winchester, England, United Kingdom
Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
London, England, United Kingdom
Turin, Piemonte, Italy
Cluj-Napoca, Cluj, Romania
Istanbul, Istanbul, Turkey
Windsor, Ontario, Canada
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Harpenden, England, United Kingdom
Alba Iulia, Alba, Romania
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Philipsburg, Saint Maarten, Netherlands Antilles

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Take a closer look at that new project someone is so excited for you to become a part of -- they've left out quite a few details in their sales pitch. If you are wary of this new scheme, you'd better speak up, no matter how you think they might react to your skepticism. Use your tact and charm to get them to reevaluate their plan. They need a dose of reality, and you are just the person to give it to them.
They trust you and value your opinions.


You got it.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

In case you didn't know

... or even care.

Sarah Palin has a book deal.
She is going to publish her memoirs.

You know it will be a coloring book, so that the people who support her will understand it.

Foreclosures make surprising jump

Foreclosures make surprising jumpThree states are especially hard hit in the grim report.

Foreclosures jump

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Cheerios' advertising criticized

The popular cereal doesn't do what it claims for your health, says the FDA.

Cheerios' criticized

Cheney comments may mean trouble for GOP

Cheney comments may mean trouble for GOP

On the talk show circuit to defend his legacy, the once-reclusive former VP is stirring things up.

Cheney comments may mean trouble for GOP

May mean? What do you MAY mean ... they're nothing but trouble.

But then again this is a bad thing, how?

Player pulls off one of baseball's rarest feats

Player pulls off one of baseball's rarest feats

Philadelphia's Jayson Werth goes berserk on the basepaths, accomplishing something only done a handful of times since World War II.

Player pulls off one of baseball's rarest feats

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Another bizarre 'monster' found on N.Y. beach

No ... it wasn't Lush Dimbulb, unfortunately.

A strange new sighting brings the legend of the "Montauk Monster" roaring back to life.

Bizarre 'monster' found on N.Y. beach

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Baseball park designates peanut-free section

A minor league baseball team in New Jersey is designating a special section for fans who want to go out to the ballgame but buy no peanuts or Cracker Jack.

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Girl threatens sister with gun to get her to play with her

You know this happened in West Virginia don't you?!

A West Virginia girl threatened her sister with a gun to force her to play with her.

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Classical excerpts

If you don't know about Classical Music then let this be an introduction.

Rotten office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital

An office worker cleaning a fridge full of rotten food created a smell so noxious that it sent seven co-workers to the hospital and made many others ill.

Full Story

Feds file age-discrimination suit against Cover Girls strip club

Now this is the kind of federal government you're getting now that Obama's in office — the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is suing a Houston strip club for firing a worker because she was too old.

The EEOC's Houston office says AHD Houston, Inc., which owns Centerfolds and Cover Girls — described by the agency as "'strip clubs' catering to male customers" — violated age-discrimination laws when it fired Mary Bassi, a 50-year-old waitress.

Bassi had worked for the company for 13 years, but had gotten too old for this shit, as they say in the movies: "In August 2005 a male manager for Cover Girls who was in his 30s began harassing Bassi because of her age," the EEOC says. "On multiple occasions, this manager and another manager referred to Bassi as 'old' and...[told] her she was exhibiting signs of Alzheimer's disease."

Classy!!

And so the federal government has taken on this woman's crusade to continue working in a titty bar.

"Age discrimination is prohibited by federal law, even within the adult entertainment industry," R.J. Ruff Jr., district director of the Houston EEOC office, said. "The EEOC will not stand idly by while employees in any industry are subjected to discrimination because of their age."

Ruff then retired to his office to watch his newest Grandmothers Gone Wild DVD. Well, probably not.

Texas Senate Blocks Appointment of Anti-Sex Toy Nominee to Board of Pardons

In a rare rebuke of a governor's appointment powers, the Texas Senate voted Wednesday to block one of Gov. Rick Perry's nominees to the state Board of Pardons and Parole over concerns she is unqualified.

The 27-4 vote against Shanda Perkins of Burleson was a resounding bipartisan rejection of the former banker. Unlike the occasional high-profile debates over presidential nominees, the Texas Senate rarely votes against a governor's appointment.

Critics, including the American Civil Liberties Union, had assailed Perkins' nomination, noting she has no college degree and had no criminal justice background before Perry selected her for a board with the power to grant parole and recommend clemency in a death penalty case.

Perkins worked in banking for more than 20 years. She told senators last week she is qualified for the parole job because through her church she has often counseled youth and women who have been through drug and physical abuse and had family members in prison.

"This person is unqualified," said Sen. John Whitmire, D-Houston, who led the charge against Perkins' confirmation. "This is not a partisan issue. This is not a personal issue."

The parole board, Whitmire said, "literally considers life or death matters."

Fifteen Republicans joined the 12 Democrats voting against Perkins, who had sailed through the nominations committee on a 4-1 vote. No senator spoke in her defense Wednesday and the Senate approved three other nominations to the board, including current members Rissie Owens and Juanita Gonzalez and new member Thomas Leeper, who is an attorney.

Perry spokeswoman Allison Castle said Perry stands by his decision to appoint Perkins.

"The governor thought she was the candidate for this position," Castle said.

Technically, the vote simply sent the nomination back to committee with a little over two weeks lefts in the session that ends June 1. But the overwhelming vote against her suggests the nomination is dead.

Perkins had not served on the board while awaiting confirmation. Perry could wait until after the legislative session to appoint someone else and that person could serve until the Senate meets again in regular session in 2011.

Perkins was also notable for her role in stopping the sale of sex toys in Burleson in 2004. An arrest in that case eventually led a federal appeals court to overturn Texas' law banning the sale of sex toys.

Perkins has said she informed city officers about the city ordinance that prohibited the sale of sex toys at a business or near a school but did not initiate the criminal complaint that led the arrest.

In February, Perkins distributed fliers linking U.S. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison to President Barack Obama and abortion rights. Perry, who is running for re-election, is expected to face a tough battle with Hutchison in the Republican primary.

Daily Riddle

What has four asses?

Eight half assed politicians.

Man kills girlfriend over slow cooking

Andrew Norman wanted to eat damper and he expected his girlfriend to cook it. So when she turned her back on him he picked up a knife and stabbed her in the back.

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Tattooed man pledges to donate his skin to National Gallery

An Australian man whose body is covered in tattoos has pledged to donate his skin to the National Gallery when he dies.

Full Story

Children's advisor on healthy eating told son is overweight

A children's advisor on healthy eating, Michala Forder, has been warned her son Zac is overweight and risking cancer because he is one pound over NHS guidelines.

Full Story

Fish that triggers hallucinations found off British coast

A species of bream, sarpa salpa, which can trigger hallucinations when eaten, has been been discovered in British waters due to global warming.

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I Got It Bad

Rosie Ledet
This is what Zydeco is all about.

500-pound moose 'fell out of the sky'

Police said a 500-pound moose fell 18 feet to its death when it apparently leaped a guardrail on an Interstate 95 overpass and landed on Hinckley Road.

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Hungry suspect caught in Taco Bell parking lot

Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot.

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Michigan teacher spends 65 hours in tree

David Buth is rewarding the tree-mendous fundraising efforts of his Michigan middle school students by spending 65 hours in a perch 40 feet above ground.

Full Story

Amish teen ticketed for having beer in buggy

Police cracking down on rowdy Amish youths ticketed a teenager for having beer in his horse-drawn buggy when they pulled him over on a western New York road.

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Dimbulb Spews

Dimbulb Spews:

Dimbulb says people are "more afraid of their government than they have ever been"
Nope, that was the past eight years.

Dimbulb says liberals "have contempt for average people"
Wrong again, you moron, we are the average people.

Daily Funny

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

To get away from the noise.

Liars and Fools

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Student dupes world media with fake quote

This is why I do not like Wikipedia as a source of information it is just as reliable as Faux News for truth and honesty.
Student dupes world media with fake quoteA Dublin student's prank Wikipedia update is reposted by papers around the world.

Student dupes world media with fake quote

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Soldier charged with murders showed stress

Soldier charged with murders showed stressThe father of 44-year-old Sgt. John M. Russell hopes an investigation finds his son "snapped" under pressure in Iraq.

Soldier charged with murders showed stress

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Best work-at-home careers

5 best work-at-home careersThese traditional office jobs pay as much as $71K and require a BA or less.

5 best work-at-home careers

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And I Quote

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Man's 'worst laugh in the world' a video hit

A French man's shrieks and squeals make him a viral sensation, but is he amusing or annoying?

'Worst laugh in the world'

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Hackers targeting PowerPoint

Microsoft says hackers targeting PowerPointThe popular presentation program is vulnerable to attack..

Hackers targeting PowerPoint

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35,000-year-old ivory carving found

The figurine, found in 2008 in a cave in Schelklingen, southern Germany is allegedly the world's oldest reproduction of a human with an estimated age of at least 35,000 years.

Find out more and see other photos here.

We've always maintaines this ...

Now science backs us up ...

From BBC-Science:
Men really do have an excuse for being wimpy about coughs and colds - their immune systems are not as strong as those of women.

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Edinburgh, Scotland, United Kingdom
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Riyadh, Ar Riyad, Saudi Arabia
Uslar, Niedersachen, Germany
Oslo, Oslo, Norway
Luqa, Luqa, Malta
Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan
Munich, Bayern Germany
As, Limburg, Belgium
Granada, Andalucia, Spain
Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
London, England, United Kingdom
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Gloucester, England, United Kingdom
Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India
Seoul, Seoul-T'ukpyolsi, Republic of Korea
Cluj-Napoca, Cluj, Romania
Turin, Piemonte, Italy
Santa Fe De Bogota, Distrito Especial, Colombia
Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Bombay, Maharashtra, India
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Krakow, Malopolskie, Poland
Santiago, Region Metropolitana, Chile
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Kontich, Antwerpen, Belgium
New westminister, British Columbia, Canada
Markhan, Ontario, Canada

as well as Wales, Hong Kong, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Get ready to have a great day with your friends! There is a blast of high energy coming into your social circle right now, and you will be loving all the good vibes bouncing around. Take advantage of any social invitations -- sharing small talk with people you know well will leave everyone in the room laughing and smiling. This is a period of bright opportunity for you, so it's a great time for a job interview or any other situation where you want to make a good impression.

Impressed, yet?!