Cave Funeral home in Allendale, SC and its director, Michael Cave, have had their licenses revoked after it was discovered the home cut off the legs of a man so that his body would fit into a casket.
Welcome to ...
Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Man arrested for the 153rd time to plead guilty
A New Hampshire man has been arrested for the 153rd time, this time after he was accused of punching someone in the face over the weekend.
Twenty UFOs fly in formation?
Mystery ... bright objects light up night sky
This incredible picture captured the strange sighting of what appeared to be more than 20 UFOs buzzing over awestruck Britain.
China Blocks Twitter, Hotmail and Flickr
China ramps up Internet censorship as the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre approaches.
The government accidentally posts sensitive nuclear info
Officials insist that the mistakenly published information is not a "road map for terrorists."
The government accidentally posts sensitive nuclear info
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More debris, few clues in Air France flight search
Despite new finds hopes are fading for conclusive answers to the still-unexplained crash.
More debris, few clues
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Past flight may offer clues to Air France crash
The flight computer of a similar Airbus jet sent it on a 650-foot dive last October, injuring more than 100 passengers.
Past flight may offer clues to Air France crash
Careers that remain red hot
Qualified applicants are still hard to find for these jobs that can pay as much as $86K.
Careers
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Where the unemployment rate is highest
Unemployment
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Daily Horoscope
Your natural leadership skills are a curse and a blessing.
They're a blessing for others because, when things get out of control, they know they can turn to you for help.
The curse part comes in when you're out for recreation, looking forward to some fun, and then, suddenly, you're asked to take over.
Like today, for example.
Oh, well. Think of it as a compliment -- or resolve to find yourself another companion.
Ain't it the truth.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Today in history ...
There are 212 days left in the year.
Today In History June 2
Dachshund Adopts Tiger Cub
Dachshund Adopts Tiger Cub
Mom was ring leader of teen gang
Mom was ring leader of teen gang
Plane crash site located in Atlantic Ocean
Brazilian officials confirm a 3-mile stretch of debris is the site of the Air France disaster.
Plane crash site located in Atlantic Ocean
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Police say suitcases carried by woman who was to fly from Chile to Spain were made of cocaine
Israeli woman survives attempt at suicide by train
Israeli woman survives attempt at suicide by train, video captured on closed circuit TV
Girl, 5, raised by dogs and cats
A Russian girl was taken into police custody last week after she was found to have been raised by dogs and cats.
Infomercial gadgets that do — and don't — work
Infomercial gadgets that do — and don't — work
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GM employees react to plant closing
The bankrupt car maker brings bad news to central Ohio, sparking anger against the president but also a show of resilience.
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Dimbulb Spews
Dimbulb: President Obama hates white people
Projecting there again are we, Lush ol' boy!?
Dimbulb says Dimbulb should shut up
Like that is going to happen. Would be nice, but it isn't going to happen.
Assorted Wing-Nuttery
Dick Morris thinks convincing the Japanese to develop nuclear weapons is the solution to dealing with North Korea
Oh, like that is a great idea!
Swill O'Really again claims that if gay marriage was legalized, "you could have married a duck"
Well, since he's brought it up again - if he really wants to marry a duck I dare say most of us won't have a problem with it ... it would explain an awful lot though.
RedState's Erick Erickson compares lush Dimbulb to Jesus Christ
Whatever Erick has been smoking must be some really GOOD SHIT for him to come up with this bullshit.
Hysterically funny repugican video uses Abe Lincoln to attack Barack Obama
Only problem is they think it's serious - not funny ... how stupid of them. Then again, that is normal for them isn't it?
Wing-nuts claim Sonia Sotomayor is Harriet Miers.
Oh, Please! Now, I have a headache!
The history of the repugicans
The Truth About Abortion
Pro-life terrorists imagine a country awash in abortions, but they are in fact much harder to procure than most people realize.
The Truth About Abortion
Air France plane search efforts turn up debris
Search efforts turn up debris
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Space Monkeys
National Geographic celebrates the first monkeys in space with a photo-feature of the primates in their capsules:
SPACE MONKEY PICTURES: 50-Year AnniversaryA squirrel monkey named Baker peers out from a 1950s NASA biocapsule as she's readied for her first space mission. Baker and a rhesus monkey named Able launched aboard a Jupiter AM-18 rocket on May 28, 1959 -- 50 years ago this week. The pair returned to Earth alive after a 15-minute flight, becoming the first primates to survive a trip into space. Miss Baker, as she came to be known, spent the latter part of her life at the U.S. Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama. She died of kidney failure in 1984 at the ripe old age of 27.
Now, if that don't beat all ...
THIS new foreign limousine has a hot and cold water folding wash-basin of aluminum built into its right front fender. Beneath the hood is a 2-compartment tank holding two and a half gallons of water. The hot water section is heated by exhaust gases passing through a spiral pipe. The two faucets give water of any desired temperature. The basin is automatically emptied when it is folded into the fender.
Repugican vs Repugican
Were our earliest hominid ancestors European?
A 12-million-year-old fossil from Spain suggests that hominids migrated into Africa before the evolution of modern humans.
This makes more sense than the 'out of Africa' theories because the most activity among hominids has ever been in the 'temperate zones' of the Earth and not the 'tropical zones'.
Earliest hominid ancestors European
Temple timbers trace collapse of Mayan culture
Temple II at Tikal
Timber use in an abandoned city provides first direct evidence that the Mayans ran out of wood as they over-exploited the environment.
The collapse of Mayan culture
Heavy clouds hamper search for Air France jet
Heavy clouds hamper search for Air France jet
Burger Kings deny global warming
Burger Kings deny global warming
Just some things that happened
Fla. teen gets woman out of car before train smashes it
High school sophomore Edward Music was watching television about 4 a.m. Saturday when he heard tires squealing and a big bang.
Car loses all four wheels on highway
A car traveling on a motorway in Switzerland lost all four wheels simultaneously, coming to an immediate halt in the middle of the highway, police said on Saturday.
A US man found a quarter of a million dollars stuffed into carrier bags in the street - and handed it in.
Giant feral pig that ate a cow 'an internet hoax'
The story of a giant feral pig being shot after a farmer found it gorging on one of his prize cows has been dismissed as an internet hoax by Australian authorities despite this picture.
Cops and Robbers
British mother and lover jailed for two months for adultery in Dubai
The British mother of two accused of cheating on her estranged husband in Dubai has been jailed for two months.
French 'Spiderman' Alain Robert arrested climbing Sydney skyscaper
Around 200 people gathered to watch as Robert, known for scaling some of the world's tallest and best-known buildings without ropes or other equipment, climbed to the top of the Royal Bank of Scotland Tower.
Police: Calif. bank robber took 5-story plunge
Authorities in Southern California say a bank robber leapt off a five-story parking garage while fleeing police and was badly injured.
On Being Sure
- I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.
- ~ Bette Davis
Science News
Chainsaw Motor Powers Bicycle
Kids' skin issues you shouldn't ignore
Kids' skin issues you shouldn't ignore
Liars and Fools
The Faux News edition
Faux's Brick on Obama: "His friends and his nominees and everything, they're all Marxist"
Karl Marx is rolling in his grave at this one - who knew the dead could laugh do hard.
Faux's Brick suggests ACORN founders were inspired by "strategy" to "transform" US "into a socialist-Marxist state"
Again, Karl is spinning from the laughter.
Faux's Brick says Sotomayor appointment is more evidence of a Marxist "hostile takeover" of the U.S.A.
Damn. let the poor man stop spinning - all the laughter is really breaking him up ... literally.
Fox's Brick: "When did we get to the place in America to where we can't have disagreements without demonizing each other?"
Come again?! 1980, if you must know! And your demon(er, saint) ronnie raygun started it all.
Faux talker Peters has a Gitmo solution: Just kill them all
Typical NAZI. 'Nuff said.
Faux Nation baselessly claims Sotomayor "wants to ban guns"
They also claim repugicans are 'normal' people too, so is it surprising their delusions continue?
Faux Sports article on top women athletes includes a horse
Yep, that sounds about right - they can't tell a human from a horse.
Kim Jong Il's youngest son likely successor
Kim Jong Il's youngest son likely successor
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Surprising jobs that pay six figures
Top ship captains and gaming managers can pull in a healthy salary — see other jobs that can pay surprisingly well.
Surprising jobs that pay six figures
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Daily Horoscope
Keep it low-key.
I'll be over under the shade tree then, just wake me in time for lunch.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Cheney on gay marriage: 'Freedom for everyone'
I agree with something the Dick said!
The world is most assuredly turned upside down!
Dick Cheney said Monday he supports gays being able to marry but believes states, not the federal government, should make the decision.
Cheney makes candid comments on gay marriage
While I agree with the idea that gays should be allowed to marry - like the comedians have said ... they have the right to be miserable too and marriage has always been 'the same sex' anyway - I am none too sure of the Dick's motives.That said, his support of 'same-sex' marriage - if genuine - is his only redeeming feature and it is sure to blow up a hell of a dust storm among the troglodyte faithful because it has already stirred up a healthy wind of skepticism among the rest of us.
All government should be out of the 'marriage' business in the first place ... state and federal. What would be the best solution to this quandary would be for the federal government to require all states to recognize marriage licenses from other states ... some do not even with the 'traditional' marriages from other states.
Man charged in slaying of abortion doctor
A 51-year-old Kansas man was charged with first-degree murder late Sunday in the death of a physician whose Kansas women's clinic frequently took center stage in the U.S. debate over abortion, authorities said.
Weather phenomenon worries meteorologists
Vast ocean search under way for Air France jet
Military aircraft is scanning the Atlantic, but the first ship isn't expected to reach the area of the plane's disappearance until Wednesday.
Search under way for Air France jet
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What 'value menu' items really cost restaurants
What 'value menu' items really cost restaurants
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Obama puts 31-year-old in charge of fixing GM
Obama puts 31-year-old in charge of fixing GM
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Alphabet War? GMAC vs ABA
Ally Bank, the banking arm of GMAC Financial Services, is in a budding dispute with the American Bankers Association over the higher interest rates the lender is offering on its savings accounts.
GMAC chief executive Al de Molina today sent a letter to the ABA's leader calling the trade association's recent complaints about its interest rates “inappropriate.” De Molina also defended his bank's health and stressed Ally Bank's effort to be “straightforward” with customers.
De Molina's missive was prompted by a letter last week from ABA CEO Edward Yingling to Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. CEO Sheila Bair that drew attention to GMAC's above-average rates.
“ABA believes it is completely inappropriate, and indeed risky, for GMAC Bank/Ally Bank to be allowed by regulators to continue to pay rates well above the market,” Yingling wrote. “We urge you to apply the same principles that would apply to other banks in a comparable situation to GMAC/Ally.”
GMAC changed the name of its bank to Ally last month and began stressing its commitment to higher rates and fewer fees in a bid to add more deposits at an institution hard hit by the auto industry's travails and a load of bad mortgage loans. GMAC converted to a bank holding company last year to receive federal bailout funds.
In his letter, Yingling said Ally was offering six-month certificates of deposit last month at rates at 2.13 percent, more than double the national average. He called this strategy “egregious” because GMAC is a “troubled bank” in which the government has a “controlling interest.” He also noted that GMAC lost money in 2008 and the first-quarter of 2009.
In his response, de Molina said the bank is considered more than “well capitalized,” no longer makes the mortgage loans that have spurred its losses and is lending as required under the government's Troubled Asset Relief Program. In a filing Friday, GMAC said the government holds 35 percent of the voting power in the company.
“You might want to assist your members in figuring out how they are going to compete in the new market place rather than ask regulators to direct Ally Bank to pay its depositors less competitive rates,” de Molina wrote.
Detroit-based GMAC has been expanding its presence in Charlotte, where de Molina, Bank of America's former chief financial officer, lives. Its hiring of former Bank of America executives has addled his former employer, which has sent letters to former employees now at GMAC reminding them of their obligations under non-compete and other agreements.
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Don't you just love it when these snakes in-fight!
Swine Flu in Mecklenburg
Mecklenburg County has its first confirmed case of swine flu.
The Mecklenburg County Health Department spoke about its first case this morning at a 10:30a.m. news conference.
The elementary school student contracted the swine flu when the family visited New York Memorial Day weekend, said Dr. Stephen Keener. The child was well on Friday, but fell ill on Monday when the family returned by car to their home in Mecklenburg County.
The child was in contact with an ill person in New York, but Keener could not confirm if that person had the swine flu.
The child did not go to school and was admitted to Carolinas Medical Center on Wednesday. The child has since been discharged. The child is isolated at home, Keener said.
"There is no intervention that needs to be done with the school because there was no exposure at the school," Keener said. It is not known what school the child attends.
The child has only had close contact with her parents. So far the parents have not shown any symptoms.
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North Carolina now has 15 total cases of swine flu, although the state still has far fewer cases than some of its neighbors. Federal health officials have counted about 9,000 confirmed swine flu cases nationwide.
South Carolina officials report 37 people have been diagnosed since the first case in the state was confirmed in late April. A handful were hospitalized, but no one has died. Nearly 300 people suspected of having the virus were asked to stay home under voluntary isolation for up to a week.
Most of the cases were linked to a private school in Newberry whose students had returned April 20 from a trip to Mexico.
Officials say the voluntary quarantines and quick dispensing of medicine helped contain the virus in South Carolina.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has linked the virus to 15 deaths in the United States.
Headlines
- Pakistan militants abduct 400 students in troubled region
- Chasing ghosts: Fighting the Taliban - if the U.S. can find them
- Suspect identified in Kansas abortion doctor's killing
- Gay-marriage complicating San Francisco mayor's run for governor
- British singing star Susan Boyle suffering from exhaustion
- President Obama makes good on campaign promise to Michelle
- Missing French jet hit thunderstorms over Atlantic
- AP NEWSBREAK: U.S. military tweets
- Canadian at Guantanamo asks to dismiss US lawyers
- Netanyahu rejects U.S. calls for settlement freeze
- Reports: North Korea prepares long-range missile launch
- UK singing star Susan Boyle suffering exhaustion
In the News ...
Stocks open higher on more signs of recovery Stocks are starting June with a gain, as upbeat data on overseas manufacturing and U.S. consumer spending added to hopes for a global economic recovery.General Motors to close or idle 12 more plants General Motors Corp. says it will permanently close nine more plants and idle three others to trim production and labor costs under bankruptcy protection.Assembly plants in Pontiac, Mich., and Wilmington, Del., will close this year, while plants in Spring Hill, Tenn., and Orion, Mich., will shut down production but remain on standby.Nutritionist Charged in Fraud Case A Silver Spring nutritionist who was convicted of Medicaid fraud last year has now been charged with mortgage fraud.Mom finds abducted son on Facebook A British woman has been reunited with her son, who was abducted by his father 27 years ago, thanks to the social networking Web site Facebook.
Judge OKs Chrysler-Fiat Deal Judge OKs Chrysler-Fiat Deal Chrysler LLC has told a bankruptcy court it plans to eliminate 789 of its dealers - or about 25 percent of them - across the country as part of its restructuring process.
Duluth Man Makes Music From Bizarre Instruments
Far-flung dino?
Warship fires on village by mistake
The Russian navy said on Friday that one of its anti-submarine ships had fired artillery at a village by mistake, state RIA news agency reported.
Taiwan confiscates cocaine-laced energy drinks
Taiwanese authorities say they have confiscated nearly 18,000 cases of Red Bull energy drinks containing slight traces of cocaine and imported from Austria.
Remains of Loch Ness-style creature found
The remains of a Loch Ness-style creature that lived in the English Channel 200 million years ago have been found on a beach.
Jogger injured after using Twitter as he ran
James Coleman, a jogger, has become the first man in Britain to suffer a 'twinjury' - an injury sustained while using Twitter.
Drowning man kept alive with tube
A HIRE boat operator has been hailed a hero after using a vacuum cleaner hose to save a worker trapped underwater by machinery.
Air France Flight Missing
The flight left Rio de Janeiro on Sunday at 07.00 p.m. local time and was expected in Paris on Monday at 11.15 a.m. (0915 GMT), a spokesman said.
There are 216 passengers and 12 crew on board the plane.Air France plane disappears mid-flight
A plane carrying 228 people from Brazil to Paris hits strong turbulence and goes missing.
Question and Answer
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
Bing gets it right
What is amusing about this is that as of today (right now as a matter of fact) on Google the first result for a search of "miserable failure" is a listing of their 'bomb' removal of the first result being the shrub - so even though they bar the shrub from being the 'first' result for "miserable failure" , he still shows up as the first result.
You cannot block the truth!
Man threatening suicide is pushed off bridge
Giant Feral Pig Ate Cow - Mystery 'Solved'
Weird Drinking Laws
Bride rescues family from house fire
America's most promising cities for jobs
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We got a month all to our own!
In keeping with that theme we the staff here at Carolina Naturally (all two of us) will be featuring stories of interest to men - so naked women and beer here we come!
No seriously we will feature 'real' articles of interest other than the stereotypical ...
Unusual Holidays and Celebrations
Perennial Gardening Month
Turkey Lovers Month
Bathroom Reading Month
National Iced Tea Month
The Power of the Wind
General Motors files for bankruptcy
General Motors files for bankruptcy
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Daily Horoscope
It's not usually tough to get along with you.
To dear ones, you're almost predictable because you're so grounded, stable and solid.
Those traits won't apply to you now, though, especially since once you open your mouth, you'll be anything but predictable.
Kind of fun to surprise them every now and then, though, huh?
You bet it is!
Sunday, May 31, 2009
It was twenty years ago today ...
Urinals Among Top Memorabilia Requests
Urinals Among Top Memorabilia Requests
I have always said Yankees fans were strange (to be polite about it).
Texting While Driving is as Dangerous as Drunk Driving
A recent study found drivers who use their cell phones behind the wheel perform just as poorly as legally drunk drivers.
Dying Man Bets on Own Life and Wins
Dying Man Bets on Own Life and Wins
New passport rules begin Monday
Travel from the U.S. to Canada or Mexico will require more identification as tighter security measures take effect.
New passport rules
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Perks and pitfalls of taking a nap
Perks and pitfalls of taking a nap
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California lab unveils 'super laser'
A U.S. weapons lab, with the help of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, shows off a powerful new laser that can burn as hot as a star.
'Super laser'
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Interesting thing about Lobsters ...
If a Lobster looses an eye he grows a new one.
Senior Bowlers Thwart Teen Thief
Terrorists struck in America this morning
George Tiller, the Wichita doctor at the center in the debate over abortion, was shot to death this morning as he walked into church services.More here
Policeman Fights Paramedics With Patient In Ambulance
IN America, they give the idiots - the really dangerous idiots - a gun and a brown shirt. Yeah just like the Nazis.
Oklahoma’s Tulsa World newspaper reports on a fight between a brown-shirted highway patrol officer, who has pulled over an ambulance that was racing a patient to hospital, and the paramedic.
The ambulance did not have a siren on. The copper did.
Having issued a “failure to yield” citation to the ambulance driver, the man in the brown shirt was further upset when he believed one of the paramedics flipped him the finger.
The brown shirt then insists one of the paramedics wait in his car. He then tries to handcuff the paramedic, which results in a fight.
The patient’s husband films it all. And then the man in the brown shirt lets the ambulance go.
And the really amazing thing is - get this - the coppers never shot the man in the face nor tasered him in the neck and heart. How’s that for restraint!
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One thing to point out - there is no legal standing for the police to issue a 'failure to yield' citation to an ambulance driver even if the police have their lights on. There is however a law that makes what the police did criminal because they 'hindered an emergency medical worker in the performance of his duties'.
All vehicles must yeild to emergency vehicles even other emergency vehicles - but there is a hiearchy to the yielding and the police are at the bottom of that hiearchy and therefore must yield to other emergency vehicles - especially ambulances.
Did you know ...
A tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable.
Kindness works every time
It was the power of cookies - or rather the power of kindness behind the cookies that 'broke' torture victim Abu Jandal and yielded actual truthful and useful information about bin Laden.
Ali Soufan, a former fbi interrogator, says that Osama bin Laden's bodyguard, Abu Jandal, talked about the 9/11 attack only after he was given sugar free cookies. Jandal is diabetic and was unable to eat the regular cookies given to him with his tea. noticing this, Soufan offered the suspect sugar-free cookies at their next meeting. Soufan says it was this act of kindness, not rougher methods, that opened up a dialogue between the two. "we had showed him respect, and we had done this nice thing for him. so he started talking to us instead of giving us lectures," soufan said.