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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Did comet kill 1st humans in America?

Researchers says a comet that exploded over eastern Canada nearly 13,000 years ago is likely responsible for wiping out large Ice Age animals such as the woolly mammoth and North America's first human inhabitants called the Clovis people .

Did comet kill 1st humans in America?

Boy drinks gas to become Transformer

A Chinese boy was left seriously ill after drinking gas to try and turn himself into a Transformer robot.

Full Story

Monkey used in thefts at nursery

Owners of a Texas plant store were shocked to discover the bandit responsible for a recent string thefts at the nursery was a monkey.

Full Story

Stealthy symptoms you shouldn't ignore

Stealthy symptoms you shouldn't ignore

Super-chapped lips or dark circles under your eyes could indicate health issues worth looking into.

Stealthy symptoms

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Solar eclipse will be longest for more than a century

The longest total solar eclipse of the 21st century begins at dawn on Wednesday near the west coast of India and crosses southern China before heading out into the Pacific Ocean. Red lines denote regions where a partial eclipse is visible. Blue lines indicate mid-eclipse in Greenwich Mean Time. (Illustration: Fred Espenak)

On Wednesday, the moon will pass in front of the sun, producing a total solar eclipse that will last longer than any other until 2132.

Solar eclipse will be longest for more than a century

Girl with half a brain retains full vision

A girl born with half of her cerebral cortex missing sees perfectly because of a reorganisation of the brain circuits involved in vision

Girl with half a brain retains full vision

Stone-age innovation explains ancient population boom

The advent of stone microblades set the stage for the Indian subcontinent's explosive population growth, new research suggests.

Science News

From BBC-Science:
Millions of people in Asia will see the longest total solar eclipse this century as swaths of India and China are plunged into darkness.


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Faux News Analyst: As Far As I'm Concerned, Taliban Can Kill Captured U.S. Soldier

Why aren't these traitors in prison?

They are constantly proving their disloyalty to and hatred for America.
According to Peters, Bergdahl's fellow soldiers have reported that he "wandered off" and left his post.
The suggestion that this kid (and he is a kid) deserted is both inflammatory and premature, but let's suppose he did.
Peters would have us accept that he therefore deserves whatever is coming to him, and not only that, but that if we leave it to the Taliban, it will save us "legal hassles and legal bills."
(Seriously: that's what he said.)

Not that it is hard to do ...

Crooks & Liars brings us a video of Tom Arnold out-thinking Sean Hannity.

Wet paper sacks do it everyday.

Tell It Plain

repugicans want Americans to go bankrupt over medical bills.
repugicans want American to suffer and die.
repugicans are putting politics over people.
repugicans are putting campaign contributions over country.
A private memo distributed by the repugican national committee calls for like-minded advocates to help defeat President Barack Obama's health care proposals by delaying its consideration.

..in an effort to slow down reform, the rnc advises its advocates to use a whole host of political tools, from organizing town halls, to writing letters to the editor, to booking surrogates on radio and television, to engaging in "street theater" protests outside democratic events. and in a bit of irony, the memo's authors encourage readers to frame the president as the one acting out of political motivations.

Read the rest here

Amateur's amazing discovery about Jupiter

Amateur's amazing discovery about Jupiter

Astronomers are stunned after a man using his backyard telescope finds evidence that an object has hit the planet.

Amateur's amazing discovery about Jupiter

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Jupiter sports new 'bruise' from impact

Infrared observations taken at the Keck II telescope in Hawaii reveal a bright spot where the impact occurred. The spot looks black at visible wavelengths (Image: Paul Kalas/Michael Fitzgerald/Franck Marchis/UC Berkeley/SETI Institute)

A new black spot about as big as the Earth has been found on Jupiter – astronomers say it was caused by an impact, not by one of the planet's famous storms

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools - The Faux News edition:

Faux's Varney: Obama and Congress are "essentially socialists
Again, a wing-nut fails to understand the definition of what a 'socialist' is.

Faux's O'Really claims media using Goebbels tactics to push "propaganda," left trying to "knock out Judeo-Christian traditions"
I see Swill is channeling Josef (Goebbels) again ... using the old smoke and mirrors - and failing - accusing everyone else of what he is doing.

Faux's Handjob calls in to Faux to declare Obama's "Soviet-style" health care will "destroy capitalism"
"Calling" in to himself ... talk about schizophrenic.

Ingrate puts crosshairs on Planned Parenthood: What are these people at Faux thinking?
And she still misses by a country mile.

Faux's Brick: "The president is a Marxist" who is "setting up a class system"
Look up the definition of a 'marxist' before opening mouth. Oh, and that 'setting up a class system' thing that was done over the centuries by the wealthy to keep their wealth and only until the recent past has that been somewhat rectified - and the wealthy and their troglodyte faithful lap dogs continue to seek to restore it ... the shrub and cabal tried to re-institute it, but we would not let them.

Faux's Brick on European health care: "How many times do they have to goose-step" before we decide not to follow them
So, stop goosestepping you Nazi.

Faux's Brick warns: "The ACORNS of the world" are not "about voter registration," but "riots, planned riots"
As ever the wing-nuts don't want people to vote - it makes it harder for them to steal elections when more people vote.

Privacy attack on ESPN journalist 'scary'

Privacy attack on ESPN journalist 'scary'

The invasion of Erin Andrews' privacy could give aspiring female journalists pause.

Privacy attack 'scary'

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Best bargain real estate markets

Best bargain real estate markets

The national housing bust has created some outstanding opportunities for would-be home buyers — if you know where to look.

Best bargain

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I'm Yours

Jason Mraz

Couple with same unique name to wed

Couple with same unique name to wed

Kelly Hildebrandt is in love with Kelly Hildebrandt, and soon they'll be married.

Couple with same name to wed

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Bikini Cyclist Reveals All To Fans

A nearly-nude cyclist, dubbed the Classy Tallahassee Bikini Bicyclist, in the Florida capital has become a bona fide local celebrity, residents say.

Bikini Cyclist

Key West May Get Nude Beach

The city of Key West, Fla., which contains a nude rooftop bar and nude pools, may finally get its first nude beach, city officials said.

Key West Nude Beach

Japan's prime minister dissolves parliament

Japan's prime minister dissolves parliament

Amid Japan's steep recession and political gridlock, Taro Aso calls for national elections next month.

Japan's prime minister dissolves parliament

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Surprising facts about the 1969 moon mission

Surprising facts about the 1969 moon mission

Find out which Apollo 11 astronaut has a hip hop single, and who may have flubbed a famous line.

The 1969 moon mission

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Daily Almanac

Today is Tuesday, July 21, the 202nd day of 2009.

There are 163 days left in the year.

Today In History July 21, 2009

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Rouen, Haute-Normandie, France
Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Manchester, England, United Kingdom
Bratislava, Bratislava, Slovakia
Delft, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
Nottingham, England, United Kingdom
Cairo, Al Qairah, Egypt
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Seoul, Seoul-T'ukpyolsi, Korea
Xalapa, Veracruz-Llava, mexico

as well as Brazil, South Africa, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

It's time to acknowledge that you cannot change how people make decisions.
If you want the people you love to be happy, all you can do is encourage them and remind them that they are entitled to be happy.
Ultimately, it is up to them to improve their situations.
You can't do the hard work for them.

Don't worry, be happy! Got it.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Wing Nuttery

Wing-nuts keep on yammering

"I don't think she quit." — John McCain on Sarah Palin
What is it about the words 'I' and 'Quit' are you having trouble understanding there McPain?

Gingrich proposes toppling the Iranian government by provoking a gas crisis through covert 'sabotage'
Still off your Meds there, Newt?!

Thomas Jefferson hated the Theory of Evolution he'd never heard of
This one is a hoot!
First ... he would have embraced the Theory of Evolution - as he loved science and detested religion.
Second ... he died decades before the concept of the theory was even a twinkle in Darwin's eye, much less a published work.

Wing nut stupidity shines through again!

Tell us something we don't know

A study reveals what everyone who's ever held a job knows: Pricks are likely to become managers, while nice people aren't.

Read the rest here.

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools today are:

DeMint (retard-South Carolina) says US government is fascist
It was during the shrub error, not so any longer and the Fascists don't like it.

MSNBC's Buchanan thinks white men deserve so much more
To tell the truth, we do ... and so does any 'other demographic' that is willing to work to obtain it. No one deserves a 'free ride'.

MSNBC's Buchanan still ranting about Sotomayor's purported "lifelong resolve to discriminate against white males"
Paddy ol'boy you missed the boat on this, so stop crying on the dock.

Radio host Cunningham advocates "beating the hell outta" homeless people with "a big old cane, Singapore-style"
Only if he 'volunteers' to be the practice dummy - he already has the 'dummy' part down pat.

At top of radio show, CNN's Dobbs repeatedly says Obama needs to "produce a birth certificate"
No matter how many times you beat a dead horse, he won't get up and win the Derby for you.

Dimbulb repeats claim that Obama was "raised by communists," claims Dems "out to destroy the private sector"
And as usual the fat pig has it wrong - that was the shrub and cabal's desires ... and were more in line with 'communist' philosophy than the current (and legitimately elected) administration.

Disney's Savage declares that Obama, Pelosi, Axelrod, Emanuel, Waxman and "others" want "absolute power over your life"
Wrong. That was the core desire of the shrub and the cabal.

Obama demands Congress move quickly on healthcare reform

President Obama, calling the need for healthcare reform "urgent" and "indisputable," said today that it is not his own political fortune that is at stake, but rather the health of the nation's economy.

Full Story

Brian Kilmeade Apologizes for Racist Comments (Sort Of)

Every time you turn around, the wing-nuts are exhibiting racism in one form or another.
This one here verges on xenophobia.
Of course, Kilmeade apologized today.

Whoopee.

Full Story

Angry Arroyo eyes death penalty revival

An outraged Philippines President Gloria Arroyo on Monday threw her full support behind anti-narcotics authorities after members of a drug syndicate purportedly abducted and raped a government agent's daughter over the weekend.

Angry Arroyo

Indonesian police: Explosives 'identical' to Bali

Explosive material recovered from the scene of two suicide bombings at hotels in the Indonesian capital is "identical" to that used by the Southeast Asian terrorist network Jemaah Islamiyah in earlier attacks, police said.

Full Story

Mumbai attacks suspect admits guilt

The lone surviving suspected gunman in the November attacks in Mumbai admitted his role in the shooting Monday in a dramatic confession in an Indian court, reversing months of denials.

Full Story

Chinese government executes 196 Uighurs


A Chinese court sentenced 196 Uighurs to death on July 18 accusing them in participation in the unrest.

The court decision was immediately executed and all accused persons were shot dead. It is not clear where the execution took place and did the government hand over the bodies to their relatives or not? According to the official statistics, 184 people were killed last month in the unrest in Xinjiang-Uighur autonomous province of China last month, but unofficial figures showed more than 1000 people dead and nearly 2000 arrested. The Chinese officials didn’t rule out that the arrested people would be executed.

Full Story

Serb cousins guilty of burning more then 100 Muslims alive

A U.N. tribunal convicted two Serb cousins Monday of having burned alive more than 100 Muslims in what the presiding judge called a part of the "wretched history of man's inhumanity to man."

Milan Lukic and Sredoje Lukic were convicted of crimes dating back to the early 1990s, during the bitter ethnic conflict that ravaged the former Yugoslavia.

The crimes include two incidents in which Muslim men, women and children were forced into homes that were then set on fire -- and some who tried to escape were shot.

Full Story

Gordon From Peter And Gordon Has Died

The Gordon half of Peter and Gordon has died.

Gordon Waller was the lead singer of the duo.

Toking with tots - not the best of ideas

They don't call it "Dope" for nothing ...

Travis County Sheriff's deputies arrested two men after they found nearly 3 pounds of pot in their car, along with a 3-year-old child.

Two smoked pot with tot in vehicle

Need to Score Some Pot? There's an iPhone App for That

Now what isn't there an iPhone app for?
This new iPhone app, "Cannabis," will help you score some pot (medicinal, only, however).

Superstition surrounds upcoming eclipse

Superstition surrounds upcoming eclipse

Scientists are playing down astrologers' fears about this week's total solar eclipse.

Superstition and the upcoming eclipse

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Eat pizza, pasta without gaining weight

Eat pizza, pasta without gaining weight

Don't let the low-carb craze scare you away from your favorite foods.

Eat pizza and pasta

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Montana resident now world's oldest man

Montana resident now world's oldest man

A 112-year-old Montana man appears to be the world's oldest, after the death of a British WWI vet.

World's oldest man

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Criminal convictions in jeopardy?

Hundreds of criminal convictions, including that of a man found guilty of a crash that killed three people, could return to court because the Indiana prosecutor who oversaw the cases had an inactive law license for more than three years.

Criminal convictions in jeopardy?

Aging Lawyer Claims to Know Zodiac's Identity

The Zodiac killer's identity has been unknown for more than 40 years.

Deborah Perez says at a press conference that her father was the killer.

Zodiac's Identity

Ayatollah warns against helping Iran's enemies

From the "Who gives a shit!" Department:

Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei warned senior officials on Monday not to help Tehran's enemies after two former presidents expressed defiant opposition to the result of June's disputed presidential poll.

Ayatollah warns against helping Iran's enemies

Baboons steal underwear from rooftop luggage carrier

Bosses at Knowsley Safari Park are warning motorists to beware of the baboons, after the animals learned how to open rooftop luggage and began stealing items such as underwear.

Full Story

Brits spend 2yrs of their lives feeling bored

A new study says that British people, on average, spend over two years of their lives bored to tears.

Brits bored to tears

World's oldest man dies at 113

World's oldest man dies at 113

World War I veteran Henry Allingham piloted one of the first airplanes and leaves an amazing legacy.

World's oldest man dies at 113

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Mysterious giant blob along Alaska identified

If you guessed Sarah Palin you weren't far off ...
Mysterious giant blob along Alaska identified

The strange dark goo stretching for miles near the coast has been identified, but residents are still uneasy.

Giant blob identified

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Industries that face slowest recoveries

Industries that face slowest recoveries

These struggling fields have weak prospects for improvement any time soon.

Slowest recoveries

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Daily Almanac

Today is Monday, July 20, the 201st day of 2009.

There are 164 days left in the year.

Today In History July 20

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Brasilia, Distrito Federal, Brazil
Nottingham, England, United Kingdom
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Eindhoven, Noord-Brabant, Ntherlands
Portsmouth, England, United Kingdom
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Wolverhampton, England, United Kingdom
Hannover, Neidersachsen, Germany
Santiago, Region Metropolitana, Chile
Ankara, Ankara, Turkey
Reading, England, United Kingdom

as well as Australia, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Recent personnel additions to your social scene have stirred up some confusing feelings -- and more than a few suspicions.
Do you feel as if someone isn't being totally up front about who they are and what they want?
Another friend may have the same concerns in mind.
Drop a few subtle hints here and there to see whether they feel the same way.
Keep in mind that friends should give each other the benefit of the doubt for as long as they can.
A discussion is warranted.

As long as it isn't "The Discussion".

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Easy ways to beat mindless munching

Easy ways to beat mindless munching

Identify your key triggers and take these simple steps to banish overeating.

Beat mindless munching

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Invasive mussels imperil western water system

Two years after an invasive mussel was first discovered at Lake Mead, the population has firmly established itself and gone on a breeding binge, with numbers soaring into the trillions.

Despite efforts to stop their spread, scientists say it's only a matter of time before quagga mussels appear throughout the West's vast system of reservoirs and aqueducts, raising operation and maintenance costs by untold millions.

Water agencies and wildlife managers in California, Arizona, Nevada and Utah have put in place aggressive measures to try to prevent their spread, including mandatory decontamination or quarantine of boats traveling from infested areas or chlorinating some water inlets to try to kill off the mussels.

But as their counterparts in the northeast and Great Lakes region have found, eradicating the mussels is virtually impossible. The thumb-sized mollusks attach to almost anything and can clog drains and pipes, freeze up cooling systems, kill off native species and render power boats inoperable.

Read the rest here.

July eclipse is best chance to look for gravity anomaly

Chinese researchers are poised to find out for sure whether gravity fluctuates during a total eclipse – a discovery that would challenge our ideas about how gravity works.

Cure for Diabetes

Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes;

Declaring diabetes mellitus non-existent, managed care companies nation-wide have managed to wipe out diabetes throughout the United States, it was announced today. It was explained that any patient insisting that they have diabetes will be re-diagnosed as having paranoia, and hence will be ineligible for medical care, as mental health benefits are essentially nonexistent in most managed care plans. The insurance industry also announced that their pre-existing policy of refusing to reimburse for syringes or blood glucose test strips, and discouraging patients' Primary Care Physicians from referring to endocrinologists, has been "totally vindicated."

According to an anonymous spokesman for a major managed care company, it is expected that curing diabetes, and terminating contracts with deceased endocrinologists, will allow approximately 57 more insurance company executives to claim 6-figure bonuses at the end of the current Fiscal Year, while only resulting in an additional 15 minutes loss of sleep per night for the average Primary Care Physician, and only an estimated 2,000,000 covered lives to become uncovered deaths.

(What is so funny/tragic about this 'news release' is that it's not that far from the truth!)

Slain couple's daughter to care for 13 children

Slain couple's daughter to care for 13 children

Ashley Markham, whose parents were shot in their home, says she plans to move into the house and raise the special-needs children.

Slain couple's daughter to care for 13 children

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Opinions for sale

The American Conservative Union asked FedEx for a check for $2 million to $3 million in return for the group's endorsement in a bitter legislative dispute, then flipped and sided with UPS after FedEx refused to pay.

Full Story

Card check dropped from Employee Free Choice Act (EFCA)

From the "Screw the little guy" Department:

Management wins key provision

A group of Senators have been working behind closed doors on compromise amendments to the Employee Free Choice Act (EFCA) ever since moderate Democrats pledged to vote against the “card check” provisions in the legislation. Word has leaked out that the chief sponsors of the bill have agreed to drop the card check provisions in order to gain enough votes to overcome an expected filibuster..

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Ann Coulter: "Being Black Trumps Being an Insect"

More insanity from the Wing-Nuts

Ann Coulter on the Glenn Beck show on Friday, decided to spew out another new nutty idea.

Full Story

Turkey extends smoke ban to bars, restaurants

Patrons of a usually smoke-filled hookah bar stepped outside to light up Sunday as Turkey extended a ban on indoor public smoking to bars, restaurants and coffeehouses.

Turkey extends smoke ban to bars, restaurants

Tiny Tuvalu aims to be climate neutral by 2020

Solar panels are set up at a stadium in Funafuti, Tuvalu.
The tiny island nation of Tuvalu, already under threat from rising seas caused by global warming, vowed Sunday to do its part for climate change by fueling its economy entirely from renewable sources by 2020.

Tuvalu

Lost British backpacker says he was 'total idiot'

British teenager, Jamie Neale, who was found dehydrated and freezing after 12 wintry days lost in Australia's wilderness said he wrote farewell notes to his family and expected to die of starvation.

The Full Moon

Native American Full Moon Names

JanuaryFull Wolf MoonThis full Moon appeared when wolves howled in hunger outside the villages. It is also known as the Old Moon. To some Native American tribes, this was the Snow Moon, but most applied that name to the next full Moon, in February.
FebruaryFull Snow MoonUsually the heaviest snows fall in February. Hunting becomes very difficult, and hence to some Native American tribes this was the Hunger Moon.
MarchFull Worm MoonAt the time of this spring Moon, the ground begins to soften and earthworm casts reappear, inviting the return of robins. This is also known as the Sap Moon, as it marks the time when maple sap begins to flow and the annual tapping of maple trees begins.
AprilFull Pink MoonThis full Moon heralded the appearance of the grass pink, or wild ground phlox—one of the first spring flowers. It is also known as the Sprouting Grass Moon, the Egg Moon, and the Fish Moon.
MayFull Flower MoonFlowers spring forth in abundance this month. Some Algonquin tribes knew this full Moon as the Corn Planting Moon or the Milk Moon.
JuneFull Strawberry MoonThe Algonquin tribes knew this Moon as a time to gather ripening strawberries. It is also known as the Rose Moon and the Hot Moon.
JulyFull Buck MoonBucks begin to grow new antlers at this time. This full Moon was also known as the Thunder Moon, because thunderstorms are so frequent during this month.
AugustFull Sturgeon MoonSome Native American tribes knew that the sturgeon of the Great Lakes and Lake Champlain were most readily caught during this full Moon. Others called it the Green Corn Moon or the Grain Moon.
SeptemberFull Corn MoonThis full Moon corresponds with the time of harvesting corn. It is also called the Barley Moon, because it is the time to harvest and thresh the ripened barley. The Harvest Moon is the full Moon nearest the autumnal equinox, which can occur in September or October and is bright enough to allow finishing all the harvest chores.
OctoberFull Harvest MoonThe Harvest Moon is the full Moon nearest the autumnal equinox and is bright enough to allow finishing all the harvest chores.
NovemberFull Beaver MoonFor both the colonists and the Algonquin tribes, this was the time to set beaver traps before the swamps froze, to ensure a supply of warm winter furs. This full Moon was also called the Frost Moon.
DecemberFull Cold MoonThis is the month when the winter cold fastens its grip and the nights become long and dark. This full Moon is also called the Long Nights Moon by some Native American tribes.

Cars you can buy under 'Cash for Clunkers'

Cars you can buy under 'Cash for Clunkers'

Find out which new cars are eligible to be purchased under the trade-in program.

'Cash for Clunkers'

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Steal My Sunshine

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ATMs that spray pepper-spray

Some South African ATMs have pepper-spray squirters that are intended to debilitate anyone who tries to tamper with them or install a card-skimmer.

The idea is that spray incapacitates you while the cops come out. Unfortunately, they've also been known to incapacitate the poor bastards who install them by randomly firing capsaicin at them.
The extreme measure is the latest in South Africa's escalating war against armed robbers who target banks and cash delivery vans. The number of cash machines blown up with explosives has risen from 54 in 2006 to 387 in 2007 and nearly 500 last year.

The technology uses cameras to detect people tampering with the card slots. Another machine then ejects pepper spray to stun the culprit while police response teams race to the scene.

But the mechanism backfired in one incident last week when pepper spray was inadvertently inhaled by three technicians who required treatment from paramedics.

North Carolina Waterfalls

Western North Carolina has been called the "Land of Waterfalls" with good reason.

Woman Saves 5-Legged Dog From Sideshow

A Charlotte, N.C., woman paid $4,000 for a five-legged puppy to save it from a life on display in a sideshow featuring animal freaks.

Woman Saves 5-Legged Dog

High school quarterback turned gay by knock on the head

From the "I ain't so sure about this ..." Department:

Miles Johnson, 18, of Gurley AL, was playing Quarterback when he was knocked flat by an opposing player for the Hilltown Hogs.

He was knocked out for 30 minutes and he was unable to complete the game.

When he woke up he was suddenly gay.

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Wife Shoots Ex-Husband in Groin to Create Exit for Demons

From the "Ouch!" Department:

Surely there are easier ways to create an exit for demons from your ex-husband's body than shooting him in the groin.

Seriously, you think?

Full Story

Female veterans want female-friendly VA

Female veterans told a Senate panel last week that the Veterans Affairs Department often fails to provide adequate medical care to female military veterans.

Female veterans want female-friendly VA

A Funny One

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

Most popular ice cream no longer vanilla

Most popular ice cream no longer vanilla

Which flavor has taken over the top spot, according to a new poll?

Most popular ice cream

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Burk Uzzle's photos of Woodstock

 Images Uzzle Woodstockmain2  Images Uzzle Woodstockcolor Flag In celebration of the 40th anniversary of the Woodstock Music & Art Fair, New York's Laurence Miller Gallery is hosting an exhibition of Burk Uzzle's photographs of the event. The iconic images can also be seen online.

From the gallery site:
Burk Uzzle shot the festival from the vantage point of a participant. In one particularly telling photograph, a sea of humanity as dense as a carpet of wildflowers in a meadow spills over a hillside; in another, a young hippie couple standing in a tender embrace under a grandmother’s quilt became the icon of a generation. Rather than document the music, Uzzle chose to focus on details of living, existence, and enjoyment over that three day period. In so doing, he captured the spirit of the festival and ultimately an era.

Why yawning is contagious

Why yawning is contagious

Yawning in response to someone else's yawn may may be due to a primitive instinct.

Why yawning is contagious

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Daily Almanac

Today is Sunday, July 19, the 200th day of 2009.

There are 165 days left in the year.

The moon is waning.

Today In History July 19

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Exeter, England, United Kingdom
Scarborough, Ontario, Canada
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
San Jose, San Jose, Costa Rica
Cebu, Cebu City, Philippines
Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India
Eger, Heves, Hungary
Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
Tokto, Tokyo, Japan
London, England, United Kingdom
Utsunomiya, Tochigi, Japan
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
Lincoln, England, United Kingdom

as well as these cities around the United States ... Cranston, Pepin, Orland Park, Gaffney, Brockport, Sparta, Rock Hill, Durham, Huntersville, Oneida, Nisswa, Live Oak, Liberty, Vallejo, Corvallis, Calabasas, Glastonbury, Kennedale, Camas, Alsio Viejo, Pinellas Park, Brea, Raleigh, Charlotte, Glen Burnie.

(Carolina cities are highlighted)

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

A big change is coming that will affect your home life and shift things around in a slightly confusing way.
But don't worry -- in the end, these changes will improve things dramatically.
The only tricky part is that it's not a change you can make happen -- you just have to be patient and wait for it!
While you're waiting, indulge in some fresh thinking about rearranging furniture, considering a new paint color, or researching the purchase of a major appliance.

Interesting ...

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Man Ticketed for Showering in His Truck

But, officer, the A/C wasn't working!

A driver in China was ticketed for taking a shower while driving his truck.

Full Story

Hard-liners accuse top Iranian cleric of defiance

Iranian hard-liners on Saturday accused one of the country's most powerful clerics of encouraging opposition supporters to continue their postelection protests, a day after he criticized the ruling system's response to the disputed election.

Hard-liners accuse top Iranian cleric of defiance

The Wing-Nuts are fucking insane!

No further proof is needed ... The Wing-Nuts are fucking insane!
Just listen to this crap!

New Rules

Real Time with Bill Maher from July 17, 2009

Parents may not be to blame for fussy kids

Parents may not be to blame for fussy kids

Whether you have an "easy" baby or a fussy one may have nothing to do with your parenting skills.

Fussy kids

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McCartney plays first concert ever ...

Sir Paul McCartney knighted another New York Mets ballpark Friday night, playing the first concert ever at Citi Field.


Rules for getting along in the South

1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.

3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are hogs. That's why they smell like hogs. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 goes north and south.. Pick one and go.

5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed.. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. Every person in the South waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during the hunts, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah. We eat bass, catfish, and deer. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.

11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah . . We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.

16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

Overzealous

When we were looking to buy property, I had this overzealous realtor show us what can only be described as a totally worn-out old farm. I mean the land had just been worked to death. The weeds on the property were hardly even growing.

The smiling super salesman said, "Now really, all this land needs is a little water, a nice cool breeze and some good people."

I replied, "Yeah, I agree. But, couldn't the same be said of Hell?"

Kids say the darnedest things ...

A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them.

"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on !"

Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!"

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Daily Almanac

Today is Saturday, July 18, the 199th day of 2009.

There are 166 days left in the year.

Today In History July 18, 2009

Saturday Jam

For today's Saturday Jam we go PUNK!

Rock Lobster
The B52's

Blitzkreig Bop
The Ramones

Good Girls Don't
The Knack

Rock the Casbah
The Clash

President Obama's Weekly Address


Prepared Remarks of President Barack Obama
Weekly Address
Saturday, July 18th, 2009

Right now in Washington, our Senate and House of Representatives are both debating proposals for health insurance reform. Today, I want to speak with you about the stakes of this debate, for our people and for the future of our nation.

This is an issue that affects the health and financial well-being of every single American and the stability of our entire economy.

It’s about every family unable to keep up with soaring out of pocket costs and premiums rising three times faster than wages. Every worker afraid of losing health insurance if they lose their job, or change jobs. Everyone who’s worried that they may not be able to get insurance or change insurance if someone in their family has a pre-existing condition.

It’s about a woman in Colorado who told us that when she was diagnosed with breast cancer, her insurance company – the one she’d paid over $700 a month to – refused to pay for her treatment. She had to use up her retirement funds to save her own life.

It’s about a man from Maryland who sent us his story – a middle class college graduate whose health insurance expired when he changed jobs. During that time, he needed emergency surgery, and woke up $10,000 in debt – debt that has left him unable to save, buy a home, or make a career change.

It’s about every business forced to shut their doors, or shed jobs, or ship them overseas. It’s about state governments overwhelmed by Medicaid, federal budgets consumed by Medicare, and deficits piling higher year after year.

This is the status quo. This is the system we have today. This is what the debate in Congress is all about: Whether we’ll keep talking and tinkering and letting this problem fester as more families and businesses go under, and more Americans lose their coverage. Or whether we’ll seize this opportunity – one we might not have again for generations – and finally pass health insurance reform this year, in 2009.

Now we know there are those who will oppose reform no matter what. We know the same special interests and their agents in Congress will make the same old arguments, and use the same scare tactics that have stopped reform before because they profit from this relentless escalation in health care costs. And I know that once you’ve seen enough ads and heard enough people yelling on TV, you might begin to wonder whether there’s a grain of truth to what they’re saying. So let me take a moment to answer a few of their arguments.

First, the same folks who controlled the White House and Congress for the past eight years as we ran up record deficits will argue – believe it or not – that health reform will lead to record deficits. That’s simply not true. Our proposals cut hundreds of billions of dollars in unnecessary spending and unwarranted giveaways to insurance companies in Medicare and Medicaid. They change incentives so providers will give patients the best care, not just the most expensive care, which will mean big savings over time. And we have urged Congress to include a proposal for a standing commission of doctors and medical experts to oversee cost-saving measures.

I want to be very clear: I will not sign on to any health plan that adds to our deficits over the next decade. And by helping improve quality and efficiency, the reforms we make will help bring our deficits under control in the long-term.

Those who oppose reform will also tell you that under our plan, you won’t get to choose your doctor – that some bureaucrat will choose for you. That’s also not true. Michelle and I don’t want anyone telling us who our family’s doctor should be – and no one should decide that for you either. Under our proposals, if you like your doctor, you keep your doctor. If you like your current insurance, you keep that insurance. Period, end of story.

Finally, opponents of health reform warn that this is all some big plot for socialized medicine or government-run health care with long lines and rationed care. That’s not true either. I don’t believe that government can or should run health care. But I also don’t think insurance companies should have free reign to do as they please.

That’s why any plan I sign must include an insurance exchange: a one-stop shopping marketplace where you can compare the benefits, cost and track records of a variety of plans – including a public option to increase competition and keep insurance companies honest – and choose what’s best for your family. And that’s why we’ll put an end to the worst practices of the insurance industry: no more yearly caps or lifetime caps; no more denying people care because of pre-existing conditions; and no more dropping people from a plan when they get too sick. No longer will you be without health insurance, even if you lose your job or change jobs.

The good news is that people who know the system best are rallying to the cause of change. Just this past week, the American Nurses Association, representing millions of nurses across America, and the American Medical Association, representing doctors across our nation, announced their support because they’ve seen first-hand the need for health insurance reform.

They know we cannot continue to cling to health industry practices that are bankrupting families, and undermining American businesses, large and small. They know we cannot let special interests and partisan politics stand in the way of reform – not this time around.

The opponents of health insurance reform would have us do nothing. But think about what doing nothing, in the face of ever increasing costs, will do to you and your family.

So today, I am urging the House and the Senate, Democrats and Republicans, to seize this opportunity, and vote for reform that gives the American people the best care at the lowest cost; that reins in insurance companies, strengthens businesses and finally gives families the choices they need and the security they deserve.

Thanks.

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Raanana, Hamerkaz, Israel
Graz, Steiermark, Austria
Delhi, Delhi, India
Jakarta, Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
Manchester, England, United Kingdom
Mumbai, Maharashtra, Idia
Odessa, Odes'ka Oblast, Ukraine
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Helsinki, Southern Finland, Finland
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Liberia, Guanacaste, Costa Rica
Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Lecce, Puglia, Italy
Nice, Provence-Alpes-Cote D'Azur, France
Newmarket, Ontario, Canada
Islamabad, Islamabad, Pakistan
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada

as well as Portugal, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Sure, you have a lot of decisions to make right now -- but don't think that you have to spend the same amount of time making each one!
Prioritize and act more quickly than you usually do.
Don't waste too much time mulling things over.
Your gut is going to help you make the right choices, so use it.
Too much research and deliberation will paralyze you.
Act without really knowing what outcome will be, and things will be most favorable for you.

Time for another leap off the cliff, eh?