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Friday, September 25, 2009

More witch-hunting

In its Glenn Brick-driven witch hunt for "czars" in the Obama administration, Faux News has turned its attention to attacking Office of Safe and Drug-Free Schools director Kevin Jennings, with Sean Handjob and Faux & Friends asking whether Jennings should be "fired" and whether he is "the guy for the job."

It is amazing how those unqualified for anything are ever spouting off about those that are?!

Faux News targets "safe schools czar" Kevin Jennings

Bizarre Fish Not a Mystery After All?

A bizarre fish recently caught off the coast of Brazil may not be a completely new kind of creature, as originally thought.

Bizarre Fish Not a Mystery After All?

Prehistoric sea cow worshipers

French archaeologists have discovered the oldest known place of worship dedicated to the dugong, or sea cow, on an island just north of Dubai, two research centers said today.

Prehistoric sea cow worshipers

Men accused of unrelated bomb plots

Two men unconnected to each other or to the investigation that has spawned recent national terrorism warnings are in federal custody after attempting to detonate what they thought were bombs outside an Illinois courthouse and a Texas skyscraper, authorities said.

Best and worst

'Our best and worst financial moves'

Personal finance experts reveal when they failed to follow their own advice.

'Four-winged' dino may be missing link

'Four-winged' dino may be missing link

A feathered fossil confirms that birds descended from two-footed dinosaurs, claims a scientist.

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Iran must open secret nuclear site

Obama: Iran must open secret nuclear site

The president and other world leaders demand that Iran grant access to a facility it tried to hide for years.

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Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is

National One Hit Wonder Day

and

Love Note Day

Daily Almanac

Today is Friday, Sept. 25, the 268th day of 2009.

There are 97 days left in the year.

Today In History September 25, 2009

Our Readers

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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Are you ready to make a big impact on someone else's life, today?
Good -- all you need to do is open your heart and be there for that person when they need you.
It won't take much -- a sweet smile, an extra handkerchief, a sympathetic shoulder to cry on.
But the littlest gestures you make will create a positive outcome in the life of someone who could use a friend.
And you don't have to come up with words of encouragement, either.
Listening is all you need to do.

Will do.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Montana man spots his stolen car

A Montana man was driving home from work Monday when he spotted someone driving the car that was stolen from him that morning.

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How butterflies find their way

How butterflies find their way

Painting butterflies’ antennas black helps scientists shed light on one of nature’s mysteries.

Longevity advice from world's oldest man

Longevity advice from world's oldest man

Walter Breuning attributes his long life to one thing he hasn't done in 35 years.

Still working, going strong at 100

Still working, going strong at 100

Astrid Thoenig celebrated her 100th birthday at her job, working with her grandson.

Chance to stay in famed Wright house

Chance to stay in famed Wright house

Visitors now have the opportunity to live in one of architect Frank Lloyd Wright's masterpieces.

Busted for gaming at work

Busted for gaming at work

The cops who played Wii on a raid aren't the only ones in trouble for gaming on the job.

Worried about Alzheimer's, then get some sleep

Sleep deprivation in mice causes more plaques to form in their brains – an insomnia drug reduced the amount of plaque-forming protein.

Science News

From BBC-Science:

Oceanic whitetip shark
With half of the world's sharks threatened with extinction, Palau creates the world's first "shark sanctuary".


A white stag in the Forest of Dean White buck caught on camera

Glenn Beck loses 62 advertisers

Excerpt:
Now we know why Glenn Beck hates Van Jones so much: Fox News' ad revenue from Beck's show has been cut in half since Color of Change launched an advertiser boycott against the show.

Color of Change, the advocacy organization co-founded by Glenn Beck's archnemesis Jones, began calling on advertisers to pull their ads from Beck's show in early August, shortly after Beck accused Obama of having a "deep-seated hatred for white people." Since then, 62 advertisers—from Geico to Proctor & Gamble to Men's Wearhouse—have pulled their ads from his show even as his ratings surged.

Fox's stock response to the boycott has been that, while some advertisers may have moved their spots to other shows on the network, no one was pulling ads from Fox outright, so the whole hubbub wasn't affecting the network's revenues. But today, citing "data analyzed from industry sources," Color of Change announced in a release that Beck's weekly ad revenue dropped from $1,060,000 in the first week of August, when the boycott began, to $492,000 in the first week of September. The chart above shows the drop.

Dimbulb Spews

Dimbulb ranting "Obama is ruining my self-esteem. It's two days in a row, now, that I'm feeling really small.
I'm feeling worthless. I'm feeling like I have no purpose and no meaning to my life, and it's all because of Obama."
Well, Lush if you fell so bad why don't you just do the 'right' thing ...

Dimbulb lying and says Obama is "surrendering" the U.S. to "the global powers"
What and to whom is he 'surrendering' to there Lush, Ol'boy?

Lush lies again and claims Obama's policies are fascism, socialism, liberal, progressive, "whatever you want to call them",
Can't get it correct so you just spew them all, eh, Dimbulb?

Dimbulb continues lying saying Obama is "gonna show the rest of the world how to rip us and how to tear us apart"
Nope, Lush, you and your fellow troglodytes have all ready done that job all too well.

Lush lies yet again saying "in Obama's America, the white kids now get beat up with the black kids cheering"
Just a little race-baiting there again you racist prick?!

Dimbulb taking race-baiting to puzzling extremes
This fat pustule is disgusting.

Did you know ...


High fructose corn syrup, the additive that's omnipresent in the processed foods that make up most of most Americans' diet, has mercury in it.

High fructose corn syrup is quite unhealthy, and has been repeatedly linked to the epidemic of diabetes that's been sweeping America in recent years.

Mercury, of course, is rather unwholesome item to have on your menu thrice daily as well.

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools

Faux's Glenn Beck lying again "the country may not survive Barack Obama"
We've stopped listening to this insane clown ... the sane people that is.

Faux News's Mike Ozania lies saying Obama "believes in socialism"
Just how many idiots work over at Faux News anyway?

Tammy Bruce lies and says Obama has “some malevolence towards this country which is unabated”
Another vacuous void masquerading as a human being spews, I see.

Michael Savage lies and says hijacker Mohamed Atta speaks for the Obama administration
So, Michael, communicating with the dead again are we?

Jim Quinn freaks out again calling for "riots in the streets"if health care reform passes
Again, when is this traitor going to be locked behind bars permanently.

The Melodious Sounds of the Pipes

Glasgow Fire Department bagpipers Kevin Poynter and Jeff Manning play while firefighters Joey Rock and David Moss prepare to raise an American flag.

Firefighters love sounds of bagpipes

Jailed man freed for baseball game

Jailed man freed for baseball game

An Iowa judge allows a die-hard Red Sox fan serving 20 days to see his favorite team play.

HIV vaccine breakthrough

HIV vaccine breakthrough

For the first time, an experimental vaccine has prevented infection with the AIDS virus.

Things to avoid saying in interviews

Things to avoid saying in interviews

Revealing a political affiliation, slack reading habits, or your kid's health issues may not be wise.

Feds thwart McVeigh-style plot to blow up Illinois federal courthouse

A 29-year-old man has been arrested on charges that accuse him of planning to bomb the federal courthouse in Springfield and kill employees there.

Feds thwart McVeigh-style plot to blow up Illinois federal courthouse

Terror Suspect Charged in Brooklyn With Plotting to Use Bombs

A Denver airport shuttle bus driver who was arrested there last weekend was charged in Brooklyn on Thursday morning with conspiring with others to make and use bombs.

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Tricks to improve your memory

Tricks to improve your memory

If you're experiencing more senior moments lately, try these memory-improving tips.

Health Care News

Insurance giant AETNA is sponsoring a 'real' (wink, wink, nod, nod) "town hall" meeting on health care reform, to be 'moderated' (ahem) by CNN's Tony Harris.
Problem is, this isn't any thing out of the ordinary.

Eric Cantor (reptile-Virginia) explains the repugican position on health care reform, which is, of course, that people who lack health insurance are doomed to suffer and die.

Vanz Can't Danz


John Fogerty Vanz Can't Danz

Same song - Better Audio

"Very Serious Concern" That Census Worker Death Was Politically Motivated

AP reporter Devlin Barrett visited MSNBC's "Rachel Maddow" show Wednesday night to discuss the hanging death of a census worker in Kentucky. While tragic enough on its own, the fact that the word "fed" was drawn on his chest has led to the involvement of the FBI.

Scientists stunned to find water on moon

Scientists stunned to find water on moon

A surface called "drier than any desert" has traces of water lurking all over it, probes confirm.

Don't be shocked by Social Security checks

Don't be shocked by Social Security checks

Checks for Social Security benefits in 2010 won't include the increase of past years.

How to fit more people on airlines

How to fit more people on airlines

A design company comes up with a way to fit up to 50 percent more passengers on planes.

Obama reveals tougher persona

Obama reveals tougher persona

After drawing fire for his "nice guy" style, the president shows the world a bolder side.

ACORN fights back

ACORN fights back

The embattled group is launching a campaign to hold on to millions in federal funds.

It's a hoard all right

Amateur unearths huge treasure hoard

A man prowling with his metal detector stumbles across a treasure that could help rewrite history.

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is Punctuation Day.

Daily Almanac

Today is Thursday, Sept. 24, the 267th day of 2009.

There are 98 days left in the year.

Today in History.

Our Readers

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Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Budapest, Budapest, Hungary
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada
Melbourne, Victoria, Canada
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Cairo, Al Qahirah, Egypt
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Lincoln, England, United Kingdom
London, England, United Kingdom
Manchester, England, United Kingdom
Szeged, Csongard, Hungary

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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

All kinds of breakthroughs and positive developments can be yours if you concentrate on strategies related to your property, investments, products or services.
An especially keen insight and plenty of background information could turn difficult decisions into child's play.
That idea for transforming a hobby into a moneymaking opportunity also deserves another look.
Focus on building gradually.
Who knows what kind of an empire you can develop?

Who knows, indeed!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

A first for the famed Hope Diamond

A first for the famed Hope Diamond

The world's largest blue diamond has never been viewed publicly in its current state.

Dimbulb Spews

Dimbulb spews and gets it handed back to his fat arse in spades

The Army, the Marines do not have uniforms that fit that big an ass.
~ Lush Dimbulb, railing against Hillary

And the responses are:

A genuine rarity--Rush shows interest in a woman's rear end.
~ AB-001

Hey Rush...Mrs. Clinton is a mother in her 60s. What explains your lard bottom?
...and indeed, what explains your fixation with other people's backslides?
~ epkklk851

The Army didn't have a uniform that could fit both a fat ass and a pilonidal cyst either, eh, Rush?
~ Easy to refute wingnuts,

Since when is this guy an expert on military uniforms?
Like many of the leaders on the right, Rush refused to wear one.
~ worrierking,

Of the many responses to this stupidity from Lush this one is the best:

She does have more curves than the average adolescent Dominican boy.
~ Col Sanders

Whack-A-Wingnut


This is fun!

Census Worker Found Hanging with "Fed" Written on His Chest

The FBI is investigating the hanging death of Bill Sparkman, 51, a U.S. Census field worker who was found near a Kentucky cemetery.
His body was found Sept. 12th, but what has raised the interest of the FBI is the word "fed" which was scrawled on Sparkman's chest.

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It is already starting ... the direct result of the wing-nut calls for violence and hatred!

Repugicans Attempt to Block U.S. Agency's CO2 Rules

Repugicans are trying to block the Obama administration for a year from issuing regulations restricting carbon dioxide emissions from power plants, oil refineries and factories.

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Canadian delegation leads walkout as Ahmadinejad speaks

The Canadian delegation leads walkout as Ahmadinejad speaks Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attends the first day of the UN General Assembly at the United Nations headquarters in New York on September 23, 2009.

Canadian delegation leads walkout as Ahmadinejad speaks

ACORN Sues Filmmakers

ACORN has filed a lawsuit against the makers of a hidden-camera video that showed employees of its Baltimore office giving tax advice to a man posing as a pimp and a woman posing as a prostitute.

ACORN Sues Filmmakers

Teacher Stabbed to Death at Tyler, TX High School

Todd R. Henry, a music therapist for special needs students at John Tyler High School, was stabbed by a student earlier this morning.
He later died, and the student has been taken into custody.

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Gadhafi's fiery speech makes waves

Gadhafi's fiery speech makes waves

The Libyan leader's U.N. tirade caps weeks of drama and sparks interest online.

Antarctic coastal ice thinning surprises experts

Scientists are surprised at how extensively coastal ice in Antarctica and Greenland is thinning, according to a study Wednesday that could help predict rising sea levels linked to climate change.

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8 places every American should see

8 places every American should see

From Monticello to Graceland, these national landmarks deserve a visit.

What to stash or trash

Which documents to stash or trash

Some papers need to be kept forever, others for a few years, and some not at all.

Most remote inhabited spot on earth

Most remote inhabited spot on earth

These islands are 1,700 miles offshore and are visited by a mail ship only once a year.

NC airline hit with EEOC suit after CEO's arrest

A charter airline that once operated as Hooters Air has quit ferrying NBA stars and rockers as it struggles against lost contracts and a felony charge against its CEO for allegedly failing to make payments on his employees' group health insurance.

NC airline hit with EEOC suit after CEO's arrest

America's happiest workers

Survey finds America's happiest workers

A poll of more than 100,000 Americans reveals careers with the most-satisfied employees.

Money isn't everything
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Why banks take so long to credit deposits

Why banks take so long to credit deposits

Banks seem quick to withdraw funds, but take their sweet time to credit deposits.

Foods that help you sleep better

Foods that help you sleep better

Eating nonfat popcorn 30 minutes before bed will help your brain relax.

Who would have thought it possible

Historic bullet shortage in U.S.

Bullet-makers are working around the clock but can't keep pace with demand.

Winning the Lottery

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?

It pays the "winner" 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Did you know ...

I'll take my share in cash if you don't mind.

I'm A Loser


The Beatles (live in Paris 1965)

Torture Doesn't Work and Here's Why

While we wait for Dick Cheney, the Pentagon, or the CIA to release evidence that "enhanced interrogation techniques" produced useful, truthful intelligence that could not be obtained without torture, neuroscientists are weighing in on how likely torture is to elicit such information—and they are not impressed.

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Self imposed homework

A schoolboy gave himself a monster piece of homework...writing a 455-page book about President Barack Obama's journey to the White House.

The schoolboy who has written a book on Obama

Ahmadinejad urges Obama to see Iran as a 'friend'

From the "He's funny, ain't he" Department:
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad urged President Barack Obama to see Iran as a potential friend instead of a threat ahead of addresses both leaders will give to the United Nations General Assembly on Wednesday.

In Archaeological News

Israeli archaeologists say they have uncovered a ritual bath in Jerusalem that was likely used by Jewish pilgrims coming to the temple two millenia ago.

Bath used by Temple pilgrims found in Jerusalem

Man who Made Toddler Smoke Pot Gets 10 Years

An Ohio man who videotaped himself forcing his 18-month-old niece to smoke marijuana has been sentenced to 10 years in prison.

Man who Made Toddler Smoke Pot Gets 10 Years

Should have been 100 years!

10 ways to keep your boss happy

10 ways to keep your boss happy

The key to keeping your job is making your manager realize you're valuable — and very cool.

Don't expect U.S. to fix it all

Don't expect U.S. to fix it all

In a remarkably blunt address to the U.N., President Obama challenges America's critics.

Teen shows off wild talent

Teen shows off wild talent

This 14-year-old "Jurassic Park" fan makes a big impression by mimicking animals.

Red Dawn

Huge dust storm chokes Sydney

A storm shrouds eastern Australia in red dust, causing chaos at airports and forcing people indoors.

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is Innergize Day.

Daily Almanac

Today is Wednesday, Sept. 23, the 266th day of 2009.

There are 99 days left in the year.

Today In History September 23, 2009

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Stavanger, Rogaland, Norway
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Helmond, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
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London, England, United Kingdom
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Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Few things in life are more exciting than gossip, and you are going to get some of the juiciest news today!
The information you get could be more incendiary than you realize, so make sure you don't share it too quickly.
Spreading this kind of dirt at full speed could land you in hot water.
You need to be careful and go slowly.
Wait until you know the coast is clear before you start spilling the beans.
Otherwise, you could get a reputation as someone who can't keep secrets.

That will never happen.