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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Dominance of the internet is no longer the US’s domain

America’s decade-long control of the internet will end today when it bows to pressure and gives other countries a greater say in how the web is run.

The US Department of Commerce is expected to sign an agreement that will give the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (Icann), the body that co-ordinates the internet’s address system and ensures the smooth running of the web, much greater independence and loosen the American grip on it.

The move — which is expected to lead to the creation of a “G12 for internet governance” that will review and contribute to critical areas, such as web security — marks the “privatisation” of internet management and comes before the release of a flood of new web addresses early next year.

America’s grip on internet oversight dates back to Arpanet, the military network that was the forerunner to the modern internet. In 1998, while retaining control, the US Government delegated some of its authority to Icann, a not-for-profit California-based body.

Bodies including the European Commission have lobbied for a change in the system, which they say is unfair and outdated. Viviane Reding, the European Information Commissioner, has said that it was “not defendable that the government department of only one country has oversight of an internet function which is used by hundreds of millions of people in countries all over the world”.

The European Commission says that day-to-day management of the web should be left to Icann, but it has demanded the creation of a panel including representatives from North and South America, Europe, Africa, Asia and Australia, which would discuss and recommend policies.

Other countries, such as China and Russia, have pointed out that the next billion web-users are expected to be drawn mainly from the developing world.

The recent debacle over giving adult websites their own domain is among examples cited by critics of the unfair dominance of American authorities over the web.

While supporters of the idea argued that the cyber adultentertainment industry could be better regulated if the websites were kept within their own domain by moving from .com or .co.uk to addresses ending in .xxx, the Icann board rejected it.

“It was the US Bible Belt deciding on issues of public morality on the net,” one critic said.

The loosening of US control is the latest in a series of steps to liberalise web management. Last year Icann announced new rules that would enable anyone to apply for any “top-level” name at the end of a web address and allow brands to be turned into web addresses. Names already requested include .Berlin .eco and .green.

The United States will not sever its links with Icann. Last week Rod Beckstrom,[pictured] head of Icann, told Congress that it would seek to maintain a “long-term formal relationship with the United States Government”.

A SLice of Philosophy

I used to have a handle on things but it broke off

How to stay slim without the gym

How to stay slim without the gym

Most French women don't run endless miles on the treadmill yet still manage to stay trim.

Birthers = Idiots

More from the "Idiots Are Us" People (and I use the term people loosely)

Infomercial reignites 'birther' controversy

The group that made waves questioning the president's birthplace is back with a new TV pitch.

Giant diamond unearthed in South Africa

Giant diamond unearthed in South Africa

Its size isn't the only thing that makes this newly discovered white diamond both rare and valuable.

Arizona congressman calls Obama an 'enemy of humanity'

A repugican congressman who called President Barack Obama an "enemy of humanity" said Tuesday through a spokeswoman that he should have made clear that he was referring to the president's policies related to abortion.

Yeah, right, that is exactly what he meant.

Arizona congressman calls Obama an 'enemy of humanity'

When are we going to put these dangerous wing-nuts behind bars where they belong?!

Toyota orders its largest U.S. recall

Toyota orders its largest U.S. recall

The automaker is recalling 3.8 million cars to replace floor mats that could cause a crash.

Most workers live paycheck to paycheck

Most workers live paycheck to paycheck

Even some people earning six-figure salaries worry about making ends meet.

Craigslist goes down

If you were trying to search for apartments, free stuff, a job, or a pair of Red Sox tickets, you may have had a hard time finding them this afternoon.

That’s because Craigslist, the Internet classified site, went down this afternoon for a few hours – and for some areas of the country the site is still struggling to load.

A bunch of Tweets began circulating the Internet this afternoon asking if the site was down and if others were experiencing Craiglist withdrawal.

ceseco: Not sure if I’m the only one but looks like CraigsList is down down down… that bytes..

JaysonElliot Both CraigsList.org and AmericanExpress.com are down - and it’s not just me. What’s going on today?

friedoxygen Craigslist is down. I have two jobs that require this site to function. What do I do now?

What now?

It looks like the site is now loading in certain areas (Western Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Indiana worked around 3:45 pm EST, but The UK and the Caribbean didn’t load).

Last week, Google News shutdown. Gmail Contacts went berserk. And earlier this month, Gmail shut down for a few hours after a server error.

How a tiny bug slew T. rex

Could an oral hygienist have extended the life of many a Tyrannosaurus rex'?

How a tiny bug slew T. rex

Another Wing Nut Liar (as if there are any other kind)

James O'Keefe, the wing-nut who made those idiotic but widely-hyped videos posing as a pimp at Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) offices, has always maintained he is "absolutely independent" and funded his 'investigative films' himself.

That, of course, was a lie, a revelation which is hardly surprising.

Health News

Children’s Tylenol is being recalled due to a possible bacterial contamination.

Wheel crate driver loses ride after speeding

A biker has been banned by police after converting a beer crate into a mini quad bike.

The micro machine was given its last orders after Matthias Krankl tried to outrun cops in Maulburg, Germany.

"It has a tiny one cylinder engine but somehow he managed to break the speed limit," said one officer.

"It wasn't legal so we had to confiscate it but it looked like a lot of fun and would certainly make drink driving more risky," they added.

Shrub officials face liability for terror policies

Former Attorney General John Ashcroft and one of his hardline lieutenants face being held personally liable for alleged violations of individuals' rights in the aggressive aftermath of the 2001 terrorist attacks.

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You Don't Love Me


The Allman Brothers Band on The Late Show with David Letterman singing You Don't Love Me

Man asks to be deported, can't afford U.S.

Now here is something you won't see everyday (that is until the repugicans screwed the world's economy up the whazoo).

Police in Framingham, Massachusetts, say an illegal immigrant from Guatemala entered a police station, told officers he had stolen another man's identity and asked to be deported because he could no longer make ends meet in America.


Man asks to be deported, can't afford U.S.

Taiwan teen chops off dad's hands

A 17-year-old Taiwanese boy has been arrested for chopping off his father's hands, allegedly to avenge years of physical abuse, a police official said.

Taiwan teen chops off dad's hands

Chia Obama back after presidential nod

Ya gotta luv it - a man with a sense of humor is back in the White House.

After sitting in a warehouse for half a year, the Chia Obama is available again.

Chia Obama back after presidential nod

Adolf Hitler alive: weird conspiracy theories

Adolf Hitler: alive and well and living on the Moon?

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And now for a view from Science:

Hitler Suicide Has All Been Bullshit; DNA Casts Doubt - Skull Thought to Be His is a Woman's

In countless biographies of Adolf Hitler the story of his final hours is recounted in the traditional version: committing suicide with Eva Braun, he took a cyanide pill and then shot himself on 30 April 1945, as the Russians bombarded Berlin.

Some historians expressed doubt that the Führer had shot himself, speculating that accounts of Hitler's death had been embellished to present his suicide in a suitably heroic light. But a fragment of skull, complete with bullet hole, which was taken from the bunker by the Russians and displayed in Moscow in 2000, appeared to settle the argument.

Until now. In the wake of new revelations, the histories of Hitler's death may need to be rewritten – and left open-ended. American researchers claim to have demonstrated that the skull fragment, secretly preserved for decades by Soviet intelligence, belonged to a woman under 40, whose identity is unknown. DNA analyses performed on the bone, now held by the Russian State Archive in Moscow, have been processed at the genetics lab of the University of Connecticut. The results, broadcast in the US by a History Channel documentary, Hitler's Escape, astonished scientists.

According to Connecticut archaeologist and bone specialist Nick Bellantoni, it was clear from the outset that something was amiss. "The bone seemed very thin; male bone tends to be more robust," he said. "And the sutures where the skull plates come together seemed to correspond to someone under 40." In April 1945 Hitler turned 56.

Bellantoni had flown to Moscow to inspect the gruesome Hitler trophies at the State Archive, which included the skull fragment as well as bloodstains from the bunker sofa on which Hitler and Braun were believed to have committed suicide. He was allowed only one hour with the Hitler trove, during which time he applied cotton swabs and took DNA samples. "I had the reference photos the Soviets took of the sofa in 1945 and I was seeing the exact same stains on the fragments of wood and fabric in front of me, so I knew I was working with the real thing."

The samples were then flown back to Connecticut. At the university's centre for applied genetics, Linda Strausbaugh closed her lab for three days to work exclusively on the Hitler project. "We used the same routines and controls that would have been used in a crime lab," she said. To her surprise, a small amount of viable DNA was extracted. She then replicated this through a process known as molecular copying to provide enough material for analysis. "We were very lucky to get a reading, despite the limited amount of genetic information," she said.

The result was extraordinary. According to witnesses, the bodies of Hitler and Braun had been wrapped in blankets and carried to the garden just outside the Berlin bunker, placed in a bomb crater, doused with petrol and set ablaze.

But the skull fragment the Russians dug up outside the Führerbunker in 1946 could never have belonged to Hitler. The skull DNA was incontestably female. The only positive physical proof that Hitler had shot himself had suddenly been rendered worthless. The result is a mystery reopened and, for conspiracy theorists the tantalizing possibility that Hitler did not die in the bunker.

For decades after the war the fate of Hitler's corpse was shrouded in secrecy. No picture or film was made public. As the Soviet Army secured control of Berlin in May 1945, Russian forensic specialists under the command of the counterintelligence unit Smersh (an acronym for "Death to Spies") dug up what was presumed to be the dictator's body outside the bunker and performed a post-mortem examination behind closed doors. A part of the skull was absent, presumably blown away by Hitler's suicide shot, but what remained of his jaw coincided with his dental records, a fact reportedly confirmed when the Russians showed his surviving dental work to the captured assistants of Hitler's dentist. The autopsy also reported that Hitler, as had been rumored, had only one testicle.

But Stalin remained suspicious. In 1946 a second secret mission was dispatched to Berlin. In the same crater from which Hitler's body had been recovered, the new team found what it believed was the missing skull fragment with a bullet exit wound through it. The Russians also took fragments of Hitler's bloodstained sofa.

Even this failed to satisfy Stalin, who clamped a secrecy order on all matters related to Hitler's death. Unknown to the world, Hitler's corpse was interred at a Smersh center in Magdeburg, East Germany. There it remained long after Stalin's death in 1953. Finally, in 1970, the KGB dug up the corpse, cremated it and secretly scattered the ashes in a river. Only the jawbone, the skull fragment and the bloodstained sofa segments were preserved in the deep archives of Soviet intelligence. The bunker was destroyed in 1947 and eventually paved over. Then, in 2000, the Russian State Archive in Moscow staged an exhibition, The Agony of the Third Reich. The skull fragment was displayed, but only photographs of Hitler's jawbone were on view. The head of the archive, Sergei Mironenko, said he had no doubt the skull fragment was authentic. "It is not just some bone we found in the street, but a fragment of a skull that was found in a hole where Hitler's body had been buried," he said.

In the wake of Bellantoni and Strausbaugh's findings, Mironenko's confidence was clearly misplaced. But could the fragment of skull belong to Eva Braun, who died at 33 and was laid alongside her beloved Führer in the same crater? "We know the skull corresponds to a woman between the ages of 20 and 40," said Bellantoni, but he is sceptical about the Braun thesis. "There is no report of Eva Braun having shot herself or having been shot afterward. It could be anyone. Many people were killed around the bunker area."

Sixty-four years later, the world is still in the dark about what really happened in Hitler's bunker on 30 April 1945.

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It's been a slow news day.

Horse is shoe in for world record

News that matters
OK, so it is just fun
Deal with it

Measuring a whopping Ten Feet tall this giant horse is definitely the Mane attraction on his farm.

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One World Dollar

More bad news for the dollar. The head of the World Bank says the importance of American currency will continue to diminish in relation to the euro and the Chinese renminbi.
"The United States would be mistaken to take for granted the dollar's place as the world's predominant reserve currency," the World Bank president, Robert B. Zoellick, said in a speech at the School for Advanced International Studies at Johns Hopkins. "Looking forward, there will increasingly be other options to the dollar."
Full Story.

Despite one wing-nut's freakout about one world currency (which by the way already exists and everybody uses it - it's called the American Dollar, but that's not what she in her deluded rant thought ... Oh, well), it appears the 'threat' of just such a senairo as her deluded dreams conjured up aren't likely to occur.

What a long strange trip it's been ...

It's Deja Vu all over again - LSD makes a comeback (in the lab at least).

Nearly 40 years after widespread fear over recreational abuse of LSD and other hallucinogens forced dozens of scientists to abandon their work, researchers at a handful of major institutions - including UCSF and Harvard University - are reigniting studies. Scientists started looking at less controversial drugs, like ecstasy and magic mushrooms, in the late 1990s, but LSD studies only began about a year ago and are still rare.

The study at UCSF, which is being run by a UC Berkeley graduate student, is looking into the mechanisms of LSD and how it works in the brain. The hope is that such research might support further studies into medical applications of LSD - for chronic headaches, for example - or psychiatric uses. [...]

In 1966, the federal government made LSD illegal, and by the early 1970s, research into all psychedelic drugs in humans had come to a halt, although some scientists continued to study the drugs in animals.

LSD’s long, strange trip back into the lab

U.S. Job Seekers Exceed Openings by Record Ratio

Unemployement Rate for Young People at 52.2%

Job seekers now outnumber openings six to one, the worst ratio since the government began tracking open positions in 2000. According to the Labor Department’s latest numbers, from July, only 2.4 million full-time permanent jobs were open, with 14.5 million people officially unemployed.

U.S. Job Seekers Exceed Openings by Record Ratio

The number of young Americans without a job has exploded to 52.2 percent — a post-World War II high, according to the Labor Dept. — meaning millions of Americans are staring at the likelihood that their lifetime earning potential will be diminished and, combined with the predicted slow economic recovery, their transition into productive members of society could be put on hold for an extended period of time.

The dead end kids


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Can't find a job? Thank a repugican!

Why pregnant women can't get a flu shot

Why pregnant women can't get a flu shot

Despite their high-risk status, pregnant women are having a hard time getting vaccinated.

Germy habits you should break

5 germy habits you should break

Touching your eyes introduces all kinds of harmful bacteria and viruses.

Ways to annoy your job interviewer

15 ways to annoy your job interviewer

Hiring managers really do look for these off-putting mannerisms in applicants.

Science News

From BBC-Science:
Chinese paddlefish (Psephurus gladius)
A three-year survey fails to find a single Chinese paddlefish, one of the largest freshwater fish in the world.

Nasa’s Messenger probe will use its third and final fly-by of Mercury to slow itself sufficiently to get into orbit in 2011.

Coral reefs where lots of different fish species swim are healthier than overfished ones, scientists show.

Recession's impact on religion

Recession's impact on religion

Fallout from the economic crisis will significantly change religious life in America.

And this is a good thing!


Organized religion was already in trouble before the fall of 2008. Denominations were stagnating or shrinking, and congregations across faith groups were fretting about their finances.

The Great Recession made things better for our nation as far has religious ne'r-do'wells are concerned for it has brought us closer to the ideal of Freedom From Religion and religious interference which is what our founding fathers intended.

The 18th century use of the word "of" in place of "from" has confused the already confused even further in their knee jerk efforts to claim this nation as a 'christian' nation whereas the reality is we are no such thing - never were and never will be -

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is VFW Day.

Daily Almanac

Today is Tuesday, Sept. 29, the 272nd day of 2009.

There are 93 days left in the year.

Today in History, September 29.

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Prague, Hlavni Mesto Praha, Czech Republic
Blackburn, England, United Kingdom
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Grenoble, Rhone-Alpes, France
London, England, United Kingdom
Sandvika, Akershus, Norway
Istanbul, Istanbul, Turkey
Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Brazil
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

as well as India, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Your recent dreams have been vivid and rather entertaining, but do they hold valuable insight into how you can find happiness?
No.
They're just ideas your subconscious is playing with, and nothing more.

Be careful not to read too much into the numbers that keep popping up.
You can play them in the lottery, but don't expect a big win.
Your prosperity is much more likely to come as a result of your hard work right now.
Money still has to be earned.

Drat, there goes the villa on the Riviera.

Monday, September 28, 2009

A Slice of Philosophy

What is a weed?
A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

US income gap widens as poor take hit in recession

The recession has hit middle-income and poor families hardest, widening the economic gap between the richest and poorest Americans as rippling job layoffs ravaged household budgets.

The wealthiest 10 percent of Americans — those making more than $138,000 each year — earned 11.4 times the roughly $12,000 made by those living near or below the poverty line in 2008, according to newly released census figures.

Obama to travel to Copenhagen for Chicago's bid for 2016 Olympics

U.S. President Barack Obama will travel to Copenhagen, Denmark, to support Chicago's bid for the 2016 Summer Olympic and Paralympic Games.

Obama to travel to Copenhagen for Chicago's bid for 2016 Olympics

Opposition to Wilson at Rally

Opponents of Congressman Joe Wilson gathered at a town rally over the weekend in South Carolina.

Hitler Mystery: DNA Casts Doubt on Suicide Story

New tests show that a skull long thought to be Adolf Hitler 's is not the Nazi dictator's, casting doubt on the long-held notion that he committed suicide in his bunker as Allied forces closed in on him, according to scientists.

Hitler Mystery

Economy forces college grads back home

Economy forces college grads back home

When jobless college graduates move back in with their parents, everyone has a lot of adjusting to do.

Dimbulb Spews

You have to be brainwashed or mentally deranged to think
that that nigger in the White House is good for America.
~ the vulgar, racist Pigboy, Lush Dimbulb

Well, let's see - as I am not brainwashed (unlike you and your fellow mendicants) nor am I deranged (as you have continuously proven yourself to be), also I am not given to using a contrived expletive when speaking of the president, therefore you are incorrect in your assertion, Lush.

Activists protest Virginia strip club's Obama banner

Activists gathered outside a downtown strip club Monday to denounce as racist a banner depicting President Obama as the Joker from Batman.

"Not only is it an attack on the president, but also on all men and people of African descent," King Salim Khalfani, president of the Virginia NAACP, said of what he called "the abomination that's on the wall" outside Club Velvet.

The banner, unfurled within the past few days, depicts Obama as Heath Ledger's grotesque Joker character from "The Dark Knight." The president is shown with smeared red lipstick, a white face and darkened eyes. The word "socialism" is spelled out below the caricature.

Dancer Kaitlyn McGee handed out a statement from club owner Sam Moore, who did not appear. The statement described him as a "staunch libertarian" and said the banner was intended to show his displeasure with Obama's policies. McGee walked through the crowd with a sign that read "Strippers 4 Obama" to show that Moore is not opposed to the president himself.

"Mr. Moore would like to say that anyone who believes that his banner is racist is an ignoramus," it read.

But the activists said the Joker banner was typical of what they called escalating attacks on the president — from depictions of Obama as Hitler at rallies to South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson's "You lie!" outburst during Obama's recent nationally televised address to Congress.

"Racism is as American as apple pie," Khalfani said. "The presence of a president that as African blood is very, very troublesome to many in this country."

McGee, who described herself as a waitress and dancer, said customers had not complained since the banner was unfurled at the busy intersection in Shockoe Bottom, a historic entertainment and residential district.

"As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't really bother me," she said. "You could say a lot worse things about him."

Unique power of senator from Maine

Unique power of senator from Maine

Republican Olympia Snowe could give Democrats a landmark health care win with a yes vote.

Bargain homes near the best schools

Bargain homes near the best schools

These affordable neighborhoods also boast some of the country's top-rated school districts.

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Most overpaid CEOs

Best paid CEOs with worst performances

These chief execs made at least $30 million each in 2008 while their company stocks tanked.

Statues spied beneath 'magical' waters

Statues spied beneath 'magical' waters

Archaeologists make an exciting find at the bottom of a Roman emperor's prized swimming hole.

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Unique creation from 1 million spiders

Unique creation from 1 million spiders

When Nicholas Godley began to assemble this tapestry, many said he was insane.

Photo op goes wrong for Spain's first family

Photo op goes wrong for Spain's first family

A picture with the Obamas turned into a nightmare for the teenage daughters of P.M. Zapatero.

Thoughts on Life

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

~ George Bernard Shaw

And I Quote

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it.

~ Mark Twain

Facebook Pulls "Obama Death Poll"

From the "Well, Duh?!" Department:

Facebook has pulled, for obvious reasons, a poll asking users to vote on the question "Should Obama be killed?"

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Also from the "Well, Duh?!" Department:

Secret Service probing Facebook poll on Obama

The U.S. Secret Service is investigating an online survey that asked whether people thought President Barack Obama should be assassinated.

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And, you still wonder about the wing-nuts?
This is the kind of crap they are all about and they are insane enough to actually try to do just that ... kill the president.

Man jumps into grizzly bear exhibit

From the "I should say, so" Department:

A 21-year-old man is undergoing a mental evaluation after climbing into the grizzly bear exhibit at the San Francisco Zoo.

Man jumps into grizzly bear exhibit

A chicken lays an egg

From the "That's interesting" Department:

Scrambled eggs anyone?

That's the question a farmer in upstate New York may be asking his neighbors after finding an enormous egg.

A Rochester farmer's chicken passed an egg equal in size to a 25-pound baby

Nazi officer's estate to go to village where he was POW

A former Nazi SS officer who was imprisoned in Scotland during World War II reportedly plans to leave the bulk of his estate to villagers who befriended him.

Nazi officer's estate to go to village where he was POW

Man's face set on fire during fight over beer

From the "That stuff will make up stupid" Department:

A homeless Florida man was hospitalized after his face was set on fire by another homeless man during a fight over beer.

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Grandmother Arrested for Buying Cold Medication

From the "This is absurd" Department:

Last March, Sally Harpold, an Indiana grandmother of triplets, bought two boxes of cold medication in less than a week. Together, the two boxes contained 3.6 grams of pseudoephedrine, putting her in violation of the state's methamphetamine-fighting law, which forbids the purchase of more than three grams by one person in a seven-day period.

Police came to Harpold's home, arrested and handcuffed her, and booked her in a Vermillion County jail. No one believes Harpold was making meth or aiding anyone who was. But local authorities aren't apologizing for her arrest.

“I don’t want to go there again,” [Vermillion County Prosecutor Nina] Alexander told the Tribune-Star, recalling how the manufacture and abuse of methamphetamine ravaged the tiny county and its families.

While the law was written with the intent of stopping people from purchasing large quantities of drugs to make methamphetamine, the law does not say the purchase must be made with the intent to make meth.

“The law does not make this distinction,” Alexander said...

Just as with any law, the public has the responsibility to know what is legal and what is not, and ignorance of the law is no excuse, the prosecutor said.

“I’m simply enforcing the law as it was written,” Alexander said...

It is up to customers to pay attention to their purchase amounts, and to check medication labels, Alexander said.

“If you take these products, you ought to know what’s in them,” she said.

Harpold's photo was put on the front page of the local paper as part of an article about the arrest of 17 people in a "drug sweep." Alexander has generously allowed Harpold to enter a deferral program. If she commits no crimes in the next 30 days, her arrest will be wiped from her record. She'll still have to pay court costs and attorney fees.

Leave it to Vigo County Sheriff Jon Marvel to (unintentionally) put an exclamation point on the absurdity.

“Sometimes mistakes happen,” Marvel said. “It’s unfortunate. But for the good of everyone, the law was put into effect.

“I feel for her, but if she could go to one of the area hospitals and see a baby born to a meth-addicted mother …”

Because clearly the best way to prevent meth-addicted babies is to arrest women who buy cold medication for their grandchildren.

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This is why we need intelligence in those making and enforcing our laws. Something to this point we have been sorely lacking. And idiotic instances like this will keep occurring until someone with a functioning brain that has made it past the seventh grade says, whoa there buddy we need to think this one through. In the meantime real criminals are plying their trade with those charged with interrupting and ending their trade preoccupied with granny and her cold medicine.

850 New Species Discovered Underground in Australia

From Treehugger:

new species in australia photo
This new species is Phreatomerus latipes, from Coward Springs, South Australia. Photo credit: University of Adelaide via Eurekalert

Scientists have discovered 850 new species of invertebrates living in underground water, caves and micro-caverns across arid and semi-arid Australia. Over the course of a four-year study, the team found whole communities of previously undiscovered insects, small crustaceans, spiders, worms and many other creatures...and they say it is all evidence of past climate change.

Here come the airport rectal exams!

More TSA anal retentativeness ...

Cory Doctorow had this to say over at Boing Boing, today:

Uh-oh. Now that a terrorist has tried unsuccessfully to blow up a Saudi prince with a bomb shoved up his ass, the TSA is obliged to perform rectal exams on every flier for the rest of time. After all, once a jihadi failed to blow up a plane with his shoe, we all needed to start taking our shoes off. Then some knuckleheads believed they could blow up a plane with energy beverages and hair gel, so now we have to limit ourselves to 100ml of all liquids and gels, unless they're for babies or are prescription (because no mass-murderer would be so evil as to forge a doctor's note, which, as every junkie knows, cannot possibly be forged).

Now we found someone who was made to believe he could kill people with an asshole bomb, and so it follows that the TSA will have to ban -- or at least inspect -- our assholes. They're like opinions, you know, everybody's got one. Except, of course, most of us got to keep our assholes to ourselves. Not anymore.

Let's just be thankful that no one has yet convinced a suicidal murderer that he could blow up a plane with his mind, because once that happens, we're all in for mandatory airport trepannations. Because, you know, you can't be too safe. Every little bit helps. If an unhinged suicide bomber believes it's possible, we must take it seriously. To do less would be irresponsible.

For years, I have made the joke about Richard Reid: "Just be glad that he wasn't the underwear bomber." Now, sadly, we have an example of one.

Lewis Page, an "improvised-device disposal operator tasked in support of the UK mainland police from 2001-2004," pointed out that this isn't much of a threat for three reasons: 1) you can't stuff a lot of explosives into a body cavity, 2) detonation is, um, problematic, and 3) the human body can stifle an explosion pretty effectively (think of someone throwing himself on a grenade to save his friends).

But who ever accused the TSA of being rational?

Better World

There are some corners of the world where communities, city officials and governments are changing the environment for the better – here are some of them.

Better world: Global green heroes

Monster insect mimic lures prey with siren song

Male cicadas can't resist the katydid's sweet songs – unfortunately for them.

Monster insect mimic lures prey with siren song

Strange but clever economic indicators

Strange but clever economic indicators

These quirky signs might be better signals of the economy than stocks.

Seven easy dinners

Seven easy dinners

Minimize your cooking time with these quick menus for every day of the week.

'Lucy' from iconic Beatles song dies

'Lucy' from iconic Beatles song dies

The real-life Lucy who inspired "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" has died after a long battle with lupus.


Job cuts deal a blow to Social Security

Job cuts deal a blow to Social Security

For the first time in over 20 years, the agency will pay out more in benefits than it collects from workers.

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Reasons companies don't call back

6 reasons companies don't call back

Recruiters reveal why they don't even bother to contact many job applicants.

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is
Fish Tank Floorshow Day
and
World Maritime Day

as well as

Dussehra
and
Yom Kippur

Daily Almanac

Today is Monday, Sept. 28, the 271st day of 2009.

There are 94 days left in the year.

Today In History September 28, 2009

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia
Brescia, Lombardia, Italy
Zagreb, Grad Zagreb, Croatia
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Nanaim, British Columbia, Canada
Budapest, Budapest, Hungary
London, England, United Kingdom
Bristol, England, United Kingdom

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Sharing your life can be tricky, but you're handling the balancing act quite well -- especially now.
The only thing you may want to watch out for is spreading yourself too thin.
Unless you get enough time to yourself, you may lose focus on what it takes to make yourself truly happy.
Feel free to back off on social plans or reschedule social events to get the downtime you need.
Clear communication is essential -- let your loved ones know what's going on with you.

That's just what I am doing.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

And I Quote

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

~ Albert Einstein

Yeah, he went there

Obi-Wan Kenobi takes a young Luke Skywalker for his first meal at a Chinese restaurant.

They both order noodles,and proceed to have a conversation about the nature of good and evil.

After a couple of minutes Obi glances round at Luke,to see him visibly perspiring and really struggling to use the chopsticks.

Empathizing with his young friends obvious discomfort, Obi leans over and whispers into his ear "use the forks, Luke"

Surprising jobs that pay $25 an hour

Surprising jobs that pay $25 an hour

Many people overlook these careers that pay well and don't require advanced degrees.

Coulter Thinks Obama - Hitler Posters Created by Liberals

Proving yet again how deranged she (it might be a he, one can not be sure) is ...

You'll recall those posters of President Obama with a Hitler mustache that appeared at tea party rallies and health insurance reform town halls?
While appearing on Saturday's Geraldo at Large with Geraldo Rivera, Ann Coulter asserted those posters are the work of “liberal agitators.”

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Bill Clinton Says Right-Wing Conspiracy Now After President Obama

Clinton Says Attacks From Right Are Back, But Not as Strong as Before.

President Bill Clinton says the right-wing conspiracy that attacked him during his presidency now is after President Obama.
When asked whether the "vast right-wing conspiracy" is still present today, the former president answered without hesitation, "Oh you bet."

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