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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Beware of fine print on dining gift cards

Beware of fine print on dining gift cards

Discount restaurant certificates could come with a lot of strings attached.

More 'eyes in the sky' over Afghanistan

More 'eyes in the sky' over Afghanistan

Reaper drones and the top-secret Beast of Kandahar will support the U.S. troop surge.

Famous brands tweak their recipes

Famous brands tweak their recipes

Domino's says it's changing its pizza recipe in just about every way.

McDonald's to offer free wireless

McDonald's to offer free wireless

The fast-food giant drops their hourly fee for Wi-Fi service across the U.S.

City of 230,000 with no bookstore

City of 230,000 with no bookstore

If the bookstore in Laredo, Texas, closes, the nearest will be 150 miles away.

Gut-busting holiday foods without guilt

Gut-busting holiday foods without guilt

Enjoy eating your favorite holiday treats without finding yourself in a bigger pant size.

After 300 years, Britain to banish checks

After 300 years, Britain to banish checks

The surprisingly high cost of processing checks drives banks to phase them out completely.

Reasons not to retire — yet

Reasons not to retire — yet

Every year you delay retirement, Social Security benefits will increase 7-8%.

Countries struggling with massive debt

Countries struggling with massive debt

Experts fear these nations will have trouble paying back their giant loans.

2009's dumbest moments in business

2009's dumbest moments in business

For five years, one company paid a six-figure salary to a candidate who actually rejected its job offer.

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Work begins on world's longest sea bridge

The structure will be 31 miles long and cut what's now a four-hour trip to one hour.

Brazil toddler has 50 sewing needles inside body, doctors say they apparently inserted

A 2-year-old Brazilian boy has as many as 50 metal sewing needles inside his body and a doctor treating the boy said Wednesday they were apparently stuck there one by one.

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Austrian angry over divorce case shoots, kills court official during failed hunt for judge

A drunk man unhappy with a judge's ruling in his divorce case returned to the courthouse on Wednesday and fatally shot one of its employees, authorities said.

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Man's Blood Donations Reach 80 Gallons

A blood center in Cincinnati said a 79-year-old man has donated 80 gallons of blood during his lifetime, helping as many as 1,920 individuals in need of blood.

Man's Blood Donations Reach 80 Gallons

'Vampire leader' jailed over threats

A man claiming to be a vampire leader was sentenced to over two years in jail for threatening a judge in Indianapolis.

'Vampire leader' jailed over threats

Pair accused of faking death from bad oysters

A couple were charged in federal court in Sioux Falls with faking the husband's death to collect on life insurance.

Pair accused of faking death from bad oysters

Daily Ha Ha

A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places"

The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"

NC woman lay dead in bed for months despite visits

Authorities are investigating why the body of an 88-year-old woman lay in her bed for up to eight months even though caretakers visited the house daily.

NC woman lay dead in bed for months despite visits

I should say so!
Although I suspect the lady's medicaid checks kept rolling in ...

Kid trampling for a cure

A village godman in Bihar's Katihar region has been performing a bizarre ritual of trampling upon infants to 'cure' them of illnesses.

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'Santa' cited for open intoxicants

Police in Wisconsin said a man in a Santa Claus outfit was cited after stumbling out of a vehicle and hugging children playing in a yard.

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How shellfish saved the human race

Maggie Koerth-Baker posted this interesting piece over at Boing Boing today:

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A couple hundred thousand years ago, the planet became a much colder and drier place. In Africa, deserts expanded, species were wiped out and the human race was in deep trouble.

See, humans today may look pretty different from one another but, genetically speaking, there's not much diversity at all within our species. In fact, chimpanzees, which look pretty much the same from one individual to the next, are much more genetically diverse than we are. To scientists, that suggests that humans have come through a genetic bottleneck--a point where our numbers shrunk dramatically, and a relatively small population had to rebuild the species. For about 20 years, genetic anthropologists have been comparing the genes of modern human populations. Over time, they've used bigger and bigger samples, and better and better analysis, to hone in on when our bottleneck likely happened, and how many humans managed to slip through it.

Turns out, somewhere between 130,000 to 190,000 years ago, the human species was reduced to less than 1000 breeding individuals--just a few thousand people in total. Ancient, naturally driven climate change pushed our species to the brink, said Curtis Marean, Ph.D., a professor with the Institute of Human Origins and the School of Human Evolution and Social Change at Arizona State University.

What saved us? According to Marean, the answer may be "shellfish".

"They're a great source of protein," he said. "And shellfish are immune to colder ocean temperatures. In fact, when the water gets colder, those populations go up."

Marean used climate models to pinpoint locations in Africa where human hunter-gatherers could have hunkered down during a long glacial period that dried out the continent and expanded deserts. Of the four-to-six possible locations, he focused in on an area along the coast of South Africa.

"That area has a super high diversity of below-ground tuberous plants, which have high carb loads. People are excellent foragers for them. You need a digging stick and there wouldn't be a lot of animal competitors," he said. "And the tuberous plants are adapted to arid environments."

His team eventually found a site, dating to 164,000 years ago, that shows evidence of humans eating shellfish, working with natural pigments and creating technologically sophisticated tools. He thinks this could be the remnants of the humans of the bottleneck--ancestors of everyone alive today.

Other researchers have theorized that eating shellfish was actually the driver that allowed humans to develop the big brains we enjoy today, because shellfish are high in the Omega 3 fatty acids that the brain needs to function. But Marean thinks the big brain came first. You can't just walk down to the beach and score yourself some sweet shellfish action (at least, not enough to sustain a society) without being pretty bright. Ancient humans would have had to be able to do some pretty complex thinking about concepts like time, Marean said. They would have to be able to make connections between unrelated things, like phases of the moon, tides and when shellfish were most plentiful. And they'd have to be able to communicate all that to other people.

From Marean's perspective, big brains enabled a small group of humans to make the switch to a shellfish diet--an adaptation that allowed them to survive a climactic upheaval that wiped out most of their peers.

Naturally, this all begs the question, "Could humans adapt to and survive modern, anthropogenic climate change as well?" Again, Marean thinks the answer lies in our food supply.

"These people were hunter-gatherers, and beauty of a hunting and gathering economy is that it's very flexible. If you use 80 plants and 14 animals, and you lose 10 plants and two animals, you can just shift your resources. When you commit yourself to agriculture that has very narrow environmental parameters, and your whole population is dependent on that, slight changes in the environment can have catastrophic effects," he said. "I'd say we have the cultural and technological ability to make a change and adapt. But we need to get busy."

Science News

From BBC-Science:
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The European Space Agency has released the first scientific results from the recently launched Herschel Space Telescope.


Scotland's wild red deer are changing shape due to breeding with a foreign species, a new study finds.
Solar system (SPL) Planet-hunters find "super-Earths" orbiting Sun-like starsTawa hallae (J Gonzalez)
T.rex 'little cousin' discovered

Dangers of energy-efficient traffic lights

Dangers of energy-efficient traffic lights

Several U.S. cities are discovering that the new LED bulbs can create a winter hazard.

Foods not to ditch when you're on a diet

Foods not to ditch when you're on a diet

Cutting out starchy foods such as bread or potatoes could backfire on your weight-loss goals.

Volcano menaces with fresh explosions

Volcano menaces with fresh explosions

Eruptions of ash and lava from the Philippines' Mayon volcano look all too familiar to locals.

Getting a home loan to become harder

Getting a home loan to become harder

The credit score required for the best mortgage rates may be much higher than you think.

Why more Americans have blurry vision

Why more Americans have blurry vision

Nearsightedness in the U.S. has increased 66 percent since the 1970s, a study shows.

How bad hyperinflation can get

The remarkable story about Zimbabwean hyperinflation:
The cumulative devaluation of the Zimbabwe dollar was such that a stack of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (26 zeros) two dollar bills (if they were printed) in the peak hyperinflation would have be needed to equal in value what a single original Zimbabwe two-dollar bill of 1978 had been worth. Such a pile of bills literally would be light years high, stretching from the Earth to the Andromeda Galaxy.

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day.

Daily Almanac

Today is Wednesday, Dec. 16, the 350th day of 2009.

There are 15 days left in the year.

Today In History December 16

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Birmingham, England, United Kingdom
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Woking, England, United Kingdom
New Westminister, British Columbia, Canada
Binche, Hainaut, Belgium
Etobicoke, Ontario, Canada
Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India
Bern, Bern, Switzerland
Hanoi, Hanoi, Vietnam
Calgary, Alberta, Canada

as well as Latvia, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

From the starting point, the finish line looks far, far away.
However, once you hit your stride, you'll eat up the distance like it's nothing.
It doesn't matter whether you're working out, taking on a new business project or changing your entire lifestyle.
The same rules apply: Concentrate on the moment.
Put every ounce of energy into the task at hand.
You'll be exhausted when you finish -- but you'll finish far sooner than you might expect.

Cool.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Guests Dine With And Meet With The President, Uninvited.

It wasn't a state dinner, and they didn't crash it on purpose. Still, a Georgia couple who showed up at the White House a day early for a tour somehow wound up at an invitation-only breakfast with President Barack Obama and the first lady.

The White House and Secret Service both said the Dardens went through the appropriate security screenings and were allowed into the breakfast as a courtesy because there were no public tours the day they arrived.

That explanation was news to Harvey Darden, 67, a retired pharmacist, who said he and his wife never were told about the breakfast. They thought they were simply starting their tour until they were ushered into the East Room, offered a buffet spread and told they'd be meeting the president.

Chicago suspect knew of Mumbai attack

A Chicago man accused of planning a terrorist attack against a Danish newspaper knew in advance about a plot to attack Mumbai and offered congratulations to the killers afterward, federal prosecutors charged Monday.

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Merry Christmas Is Arrested

It won't be a Merry Christmas for Merry Christmas.
The 44-year-old woman, named Merry Christmas, has been arrested for obstruction of justice on Sunday night.

Book 99-years overdue returned to Massachusetts library

The fine came to 361.65, but not required.

The book returned to the New Bedford Public Library in Massachusetts this week wasn't overdue by a week, a month or even a year.

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Church daycare drugged kids?

Police are investigating Cincinnati's Covenant Apostolic Church day care for allegedly giving kids Melatonin mixed with candy to get them to sleep at naptime. Perhaps they were out of sacramental wine.

From Cincinnati.com:
“The investigation has just begun and the Springfield Township Police Department does not know definitively at this time which staff members were involved in providing the dietary supplement to the children and which children were given (it),” (Police Chief David Heimpold) wrote (in a letter to children's parents). “However, we are providing this information to you at this time so that you can take whatever actions you deem necessary to protect your child or children in the event that they were given Melatonin on one or more occasions..."

The daycare remains open today, but church officials have not responded to several requests for comment. Pastor Shelly Hendricks told WKRC-TV (Channel 12 News) on Monday night that the workers who allegedly gave the drug to the children no longer work there.

Trust firstborns to show their selfish side

Firstborn children are more likely to achieve greatness, but when they play a game for money they are mistrustful and uncooperative.

Trust firstborns to show their selfish side

Small fingers give women a sensitive touch

Women have a more sensitive touch than men, but only because their fingers are usually smaller.

The repugican motto

Afflict the afflicted and comfort the comfortable.

Olbermann

Keith Olbermann does it again.

Another cousin for Obama: Warren Buffett

Another cousin for Obama: Warren Buffett

Genealogists trace both men to a 17th- century immigrant with a classic "rags-to-riches" story.

Harassment drives Arab women inside

Harassment drives Arab women inside

Women from 17 nations report rampant public abuse — no matter what they're wearing.

Get your house ready for the winter

Get your house ready for the winter

Look for places where heat may be escaping your home, and change the filter on your furnace.

Lottery win to reunite family after 15 years

Lottery win to reunite family after 15 years

A man plans to use his $1 million win to bring his wife and 8 children to NYC from Ecuador.

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Trouble-plagued Dreamliner finally flies

Trouble-plagued Dreamliner finally flies

After two years of delays and mishaps, Boeing's hyped 787 takes to the skies.

Health care jobs, med school not required

Health care jobs, med school not required

You don't have to spend a decade in school to land one of these medical jobs.

Biggest real estate flops of the year

Biggest real estate flops of the year

The asking price on Leona Helmsley's massive estate sank by $65 million in just a year.

Inside the palaces of Saddam Hussein now

Inside the palaces of Saddam Hussein now

A photographer captures jarring images of the transformation of imperial palaces.

Firm fires four workers over fantasy football

Firm fires four workers over fantasy football

A former manager says it's "cold" that he was terminated for playing fantasy sports at work.

Worst names for automobiles

10 worst names for automobiles

These vehicles hit the market with some of the most awful, awkward, or just plain dull names.

Gifts guys say they’ll love

Gifts guys say they’ll love

See the list of hot items that many men say they hope to find under the Christmas tree.

And I Quote

Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.

~ Chester Bowles

NC Zoo Says Goodbye To Female Gorilla Who Lost Battle With Cancer

Donna, who was 42 was euthanized Monday after undergoing more than two-and-a-half years of treatments for cancer.

NC Zoo Says Goodbye To Female Gorilla Who Lost Battle With Cancer

Mother Sentenced For Putting Toddler In Boiling Water

Tabitha Rich pleaded guilty to two felony counts of inflicting serious injury to her then-33-month-old son.

Mother Sentenced For Putting Toddler In Boiling Water

Rise and fall of a dinosaur hunter

Nate Murphy made his name as a talented amateur palaeontologist.
Then he found the law was getting in his way.

Rise and fall of a dinosaur hunter

Senator upsets his allies and critics

Senator upsets his allies and critics

After Joe Lieberman's change of heart on health care reform, even his wife comes under fire.

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is

Bills of Rights Day

and

Cat Herder's Day

Daily Almanac

Today is Tuesday, Dec. 15, the 349th day of 2009.

There are 16 days left in the year.

Today In History December 15

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Oakville, Ontario, Canada
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Bristol, England, United Kingdom
Vigo, Galicia, Spain
London, England, United Kingdom
Reykjavik, Reykjavik, Iceland
Como, Lombardia, Italy
Krefeld, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Banbury, England, United Kingdom
Kiev, Kyyiv, Ukraine

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

On the one hand, you're feeling just about uncontrollably excessive and lavish and extremely (uncharacteristically) unconcerned with a bill that will inevitably arrive next month.
On the other hand, your ordinarily frugal nature is tugging desperately at the back of your mind, just about begging you to try to stop yourself.
Forget that.
It's the time to play.
Why play halfway?
Go ahead.
Have the fun you're after.
All of it.

All of it!