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Monday, January 18, 2010

The Sounds of Ice

This remarkable recording of ice-sheets cracking on a frozen lake sounds just like a Star Wars blaster fight.

Andreas Bick, a Berlin sound designer/composer, made the recording and explains, on his Silent Listening blog:
"In my experience, thin ice is especially interesting for acoustic phenomena; it is more elastic and sounds are propagated better across the surface. Snowfall, on the other hand, has a muffling effect and the sound can only travel to a limited extent. The ice sheet acts as a huge membrane across which the cracking and popping sounds spread. Underwater microphones proved especially well-suited for these recordings: in a small hole drilled close beneath the surface of the water, the sounds emitted by the body of ice carry particularly well."


Cruise ship docks at private beach in Haiti for barbeque and water sports

The Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines' ship Independence of the Seas went ahead with its scheduled stop at a fenced-in private Haitian beach surrounded by armed guards, leaving its passengers to "cut loose" on the beach, just a few kilometers from one of the worst humanitarian disasters in the region's history. The ship's owners justified it as a humanitarian call, because the ship also delivered 40 palettes of relief supplies while its passengers frolicked on zip-lines and ate barbeque within the 12-foot-high fence's perimeter:

The Florida cruise company leases a picturesque wooded peninsula and its five pristine beaches from the government for passengers to "cut loose" with watersports, barbecues, and shopping for trinkets at a craft market before returning on board before dusk. Safety is guaranteed by armed guards at the gate.

The decision to go ahead with the visit has divided passengers. The ships carry some food aid, and the cruise line has pledged to donate all proceeds from the visit to help stricken Haitians. But many passengers will stay aboard when they dock; one said he was "sickened".

"I just can't see myself sunning on the beach, playing in the water, eating a barbecue, and enjoying a cocktail while [in Port-au-Prince] there are tens of thousands of dead people being piled up on the streets, with the survivors stunned and looking for food and water," one passenger wrote on the Cruise Critic internet forum.

"It was hard enough to sit and eat a picnic lunch at Labadee before the quake, knowing how many Haitians were starving," said another. "I can't imagine having to choke down a burger there now.''

Mexican megacrystals formed by climate back-and-forth

Crystals up to 11 meters long found a decade ago in Mexico may have been fueled by a cyclic swinging between wet and dry periods.

Mexican megacrystals formed by climate back-and-forth

Newton's apple

A manuscript has surfaced from the Royal Society that tells the truth about Newton and the apple.

Evolution

From BBC-Science:
The evolution of human hands was a "side-effect" of evolutionary changes in our feet, according to research.

Cop News

Just like a repugican

John Michael Farren, who was deputy White House counsel during the shrub-dick cabal, has been charged with the attempted murder of his wife.

He thinks he should've been #1

James Inhofe (reptile-Oklahoma) is disappointed with his ranking as the planet's seventh worst enemy.

He thinks he should've been #1.

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Photo via Copenhagen

Climate change denier James Inhofe, the repugican from Oklahoma, has announced himself to be the planet's #1 worst enemy. I kid you not--his words. This made news late last week, but it somehow slipped through my radar--not sure how, as I usually keep a pretty keen eye out for any and all Inhofe antics. Here's what he said.


Wingnuts, teabaggers and repugicans

OK, that was a bit redundant, however ...

A large and growing number of "Tea Party" operatives are running for Congress, challenging repugicans in numerous races.

You know, it might turn out to have been unwise for the wingnut's big-money puppeteers to have lit a fuse under the stupidest segment of the wingnut base.

January 18th is 'most dangerous day on roads'

Research shows that today - January 18th - is the most dangerous day on the roads with accidents going up on average 68% according to Esure claims figures.

Take care

Theft suspect drove by officer

An Albuquerque man was arrested Friday after police said he drove a trailer by an officer investigating the theft of the trailer.

Vietnam aims to carve world's biggest jade Buddha

One of the flamboyant entrepreneurs making it big in booming Vietnam unveiled a massive precious stone on Monday that he plans to transform into the world's largest jade Buddha.

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Invasive bugs imported into U.S.

Invasive bugs imported into U.S.

Insects arriving through global trade are attacking trees throughout the U.S.

TV crews pull baby from Haiti rubble

TV crews pull baby from Haiti rubble

Australian news crews put down their cameras to rescue an 18-month-old baby.

Today is ...

Today is Monday, January 18, the 18th day of 2010.

There are 347 days left in the year.

Today In History January 18

Today's unusual holidays and celebrations are:

Winnie the Pooh Day,
Do Dah Parade Day,
and
Thesaurus Day

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

London, England, United Kingdom
Magdeburg, Sachsen-Anhalt, Germany
Grenoble, Rhone-Alpes, France
Istanbul, Istanbul, Turkey
Calcutta, West Bengal, India
Derby, England, United Kingdom
Manchester, England, United Kingdom
Santiago, Region Metropolitana, Chile

as well as Hong Kong, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Sure has been a hectic weekend, hasn't it?
Lots of work, lots of emotional matters coming up -- you name it, you've done it over the past few days.
So aren't you due for some serious recreation time?
You bet you are.
It's time to forget you're a Capricorn, put all those household projects on the back burner and go all out to indulge yourself.
Start work on this project tonight.
With the stars feeling emotional and sensitive, a bubble bath, hot tub or massage is definitely in order.
Don't forget the scented candles.

Woo Hoo!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

The national garbage dump

Alabama is gaining a reputation as one of the best places in the nation to dump garbage.

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The Big Picture

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Ten ways ten pounds can change your life

Ten ways ten pounds can change your life

Shedding ten pounds can help you sleep, boost your energy, and cut your risk of cancer.

Haiti rescuers rush to find last survivors

Haiti rescuers rush to find last survivors

Looters and rioters ransack markets as the task of finding quake survivors becomes harder.

And I Quote

If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.

~ George Bernard Shaw

Top Teabagger is mad: Don't call us 'an offensive sexual slur'

Joe Sudbay at AMERICAblog had this to say today:

The teabaggers don't like being called teabaggers. Yesterday, via email, I got a press release from one of the leaders of the teabagging movement, David Webb, the "Co-Founder Tea Party 365, Inc." Webb is steamed at Senator Chuck Schumer:
The senior Senator from New York has joined the ranks of Janeane Garofalo, Bill Maher, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews in insulting Americans who exercise their rights in a Democratic manner. These stalwarts of Liberalism claim to uphold fiercely the rights of all, unless you hold a position that does not suit them. Massachusetts residents have legitimate policy concerns about Martha Coakley and a 1st Amendment Right to voice them.

Senator Schumer stated in an official email "Martha Coakley is running to fill the rest of Ted Kennedy's term, and her opponent is a far-right tea-bagger Republican." The accurate definition of "tea-bagger" or any derivation is an offensive sexual slur referring to the placement of a man's testicles on a woman's chin. One can only wonder how the women in Senator Schumer's offices, residents of New York or any woman who interacts with the Senator feel about his public and official use of such an offensive sexual slur in referring to American citizens he is elected to represent.
Who knew the teabaggers were so thin-skinned? And, I don't think Webb's definition is quite "accurate."

Samantha Jones explains it here.

This press release reads like it was inspired by Andy Cobb's teabagger video:

Of course, Webb's reaction also means we must only refer to the teabaggers as teabaggers.

*****

Isn't 'quite accurate' is correct - but it is to expected from an idiot who cannot even spell his racial slurs properly.

Winning the Genetic Diversity Race in Lost City

From Treehugger:

Wreckfish at Lost City thermal vents  photo
Image: D. Kelley of University of Washington, IFE, URI‑IAO, UW, Lost City science party, NOAA

Lost City of Atlantis
The Lost City is so named because it juts from an Atlantic undersea mountain named Atlantis and was coincidentally discovered by the scientific expedition aboard the research vessel Atlantis. Scientists who noticed the white columns growing 65 to 200 feet up from the ocean floor were soon credited with finding a completely new type of hot spring environment. Previously, the only hot springs known derived their heat from the hot magma below the earth's crust.

But the Lost City represents a remarkable chemical process that may now be providing the best empirical evidence for the widely believed theory that when conditions change, relatively rare indigenous species may quickly take over and dominate a biosphere at the expense of previously successful species.

Green sea slug makes chlorophyll like a plant

green sea slugThe photosynthetic sea slug Elysia chlorotica appears like a dark green leaf as a result of retaining chloroplasts from its algal prey, Vaucheria litorea, in cells lining its digestive tract.
Image credit: Mary S. Tyler/PNAS.

Teabaggers getting scammed

Frank Rich in the NY Times notes that the scammers are taking over the teabaggers.

We here at Carolina Naturally wish the scammers all the very best.

Health overhaul leaves gap for disabled workers

Disabled by chronic back pain and unable to afford medical insurance, Lea Walker hoped President Barack Obama's health care overhaul would close a coverage gap that has trapped her and millions of other workers.

Iraq's 'Chemical Ali' gets 4th death sentence

Saddam Hussein 's notorious cousin "Chemical Ali" was convicted Sunday of crimes against humanity and received his fourth death sentence, this time for involvement in one of the worst poison gas attacks ever against civilians.

Iraq's 'Chemical Ali' gets 4th death sentence

Ohio county pays man $1,500 for bat bite

An Ohio county has agreed to pay $1,500 to a man who was bitten by a rabid bat and turned to a little-known state law that allows for compensation.

Ohio county pays man $1,500 for bat bite

Minnesota urologist banned from impatient surgery after removing wrong kidney from patient

A urologist has been indefinitely barred from inpatient surgery for removing the wrong kidney of one patient and taking a biopsy from another patient's pancreas instead of a kidney.

Minnesota urologist banned from impatient surgery after removing wrong kidney from patient

You might want a second opinion if this is your doctor.

Anonymous Employee Reveals Ugly Details of Facebook's Inner Workings

The whining and gnashing of teeth that immediately greet any changes to Facebook have become a cliched social networking punchline. The site, though, is currently being hammered over very real and pertinent concerns that go far beyond mere member tempter-tantrums.

The brouhaha began early last year when Facebook implemented, and then almost immediately retracted, new Terms of Service that many believed would give the site perpetual ownership of member information (like photographs).

Over the course of the last year, despite the reversal, those concerns over privacy have only escalated, and some recent revelations by an anonymous Facebook employee should only serve to intensify the cacophony of complaints.

The spike in Facebook vitriol has amplified primarily because of December changes to Facebook's privacy guidelines. The new user settings were initially described as a method for members to completely control their profile activities. People steadily identified some glaring holes in the supposed security measures, though, including the inability to securely lock down profile pictures, fan pages, and friends lists.

According to the unnamed snitch, those aren't the only issues, as the employee claims that everything you do is not only permanently stored and saved, but completely available to Facebook staff and associates. The site All Facebook has expectedly and deservedly retaliated to the whistleblower claims, and has dismissed the supposed revelations as common knowledge with which all Facebook members should be completely familiar.

Speaking to the Rumpus, the Facebook worker asserted that when a member makes "any sort of interaction on Facebook -- upload a photo, click on somebody's profile, update your status, change your profile information," that activity is stored on Facebook's servers.

In order to identify a member's "best friends," a feature which quietly debuted recently, the site tracks and stores (at one of four massive data centers) every possible interaction. All Facebook countered by saying this practice is "widely known," and that "if you don't want Facebook collecting information about you, don't give it to them." (Excellent customer service -- MySpace would be thrilled if Facebook adhered to an official "take it or leave it" approach.)

One of the most troubling revelations in the anonymous interview is the claim that any Facebook employee could log into any member account with a single master password (which was some derivation of Chuck Norris -- not so funny in this scenario). The shadowy interviewee also said that various employees (at least two of whom were terminated) were caught inappropriately using that password to gain access to accounts. But, according to some, that password issue "isn't really that big of a deal." That may not sound comforting, but the site says it has a zero tolerance policy for snooping and it has also created a Chief Privacy Officer position.

The comprehensive interview covers even more topics, including fascinating discussions on developments in "psychological analysis," incredibly creepy Facebook interactions, the low-down on the huge programming nerds, and Facebook's international future. Lastly, make sure to check out All Facebook to get both sides of the story.

Which one ...

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.

Just a thought ...

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Birthday Girl

From the "I must be really getting old" Department:

http://www.supermusic.sk/obrazky/47041_The-Bangles.jpgSinger Susanna Hoffs (The Bangles) is 51 today.
She's the one on the far left by the way.

Just yesterday she and the rest of the Bangles were twentysomethings and I had dark hair ... what happened?!

Spanish lawmaker's photo used for bin Laden poster

A Spanish lawmaker was horrified to learn that the FBI used an online photograph of him to create an image showing what Osama bin Laden might look like today.

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Alan Grayson On Expected SCOTUS Ruling: 'The Law Itself Will Be Bought And Sold'

I just love Alan Grayson - and I especially love the names for his proposed bills, and I can't wait to hear why the Republicans won't support them:

Anticipating a Supreme Court decision that could free corporations to spend unlimited amounts of money on political campaigns, Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla.) introduced five bills on Wednesday to choke off the expected flood of corporate cash.

"We are facing a potential threat to our democracy," Grayson said in an interview with HuffPost. "Unlimited corporate spending on campaigns means the government is up for sale and that the law itself will be bought and sold. It would be political bribery on the largest scale imaginable."

At issue in the Supreme Court case is whether the government can limit corporate spending during presidential and congressional campaigns. The case is pitting Citizens United, a conservative group, against the Federal Election Commission. The FEC banned ads for Citizens United's film bashing Hillary Clinton during the 2008 election season.

Grayson introduced a handful of bills on Wednesday -- the Business Should Mind Its Own Business Act, the Corporate Propaganda Sunshine Act, the End Political Kickbacks Act, and two other measures.

Discovery casts light on Bible's age

Discovery casts light on Bible's age

The words on an ancient tablet suggest the Hebrew bible was written far earlier than thought. Although it is still thousands of years younger than the stories it plagiarizes.

Today is Sunday, January 17, the 17th day of 2010.

There are 348 days left in the year.

Today In History January 17

Today's unusual holidays and celebrations are:

Bald Eagle Appreciation Day,
Customer Service Day,
Hot Heads Chili Day,
and
Kid Inventors' Day

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Parma, Emilia-Romagna, Italy
Cambridge England, United Kingdom
Riga, Riga, Latvia
Plymouth, England, United Kingdom
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Londrina, Parana, Brazil
Paris, Ile-De-France, France

as well as Scotland, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Your friends will definitely not recognize you for a while, maybe even a long while.
You've already changed, seemingly overnight, from being reticent and polite to being bold and brazen -- but today you'll be adding a touch of rebellion into the mix.
This is just not your usual style -- but hey, don't rein it in.
Not one inch.
It's good to keep 'em guessing.
And fun, too!

Bold and Brazen ... who Me!

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Weight Watchers Floor Collapses During Weigh-in

20 zaftigs piled into a Swedish Weight Watchers facility to have their corpulence quantified: "We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed..."

Americans Trust Obama On National Security

Despite repugican rants outlining President Obama's failure to protect the nation from the threat of terrorism, a new CNN poll shows that America's confidence in the administration's ability to keep the homeland safe remains strong.

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NYC crews sent to Haiti draw on 9/11 experience

When the twin towers came down on Sept. 11, 2001, deputy police inspector Robert Lukach was there, working on the pile, digging through the rubble for survivors.

Iraq says it captures man who oversaw UN bombing

Iraqi authorities have captured a senior leader of a militant group linked to al-Qaida in Iraq who oversaw the 2003 bombing of the United Nations headquarters in Baghdad and other attacks, the military said Saturday.

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Body of UN mission chief Hedi Annabi found in rubble

Rescuers recovered the body of veteran diplomat Hedi Annabi, who was in charge of the U.N. peacekeeping mission in Haiti when the earthquake struck and collapsed the U.N. headquarters building, Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon announced Saturday

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Kids build military weapons that fire marshmallows

Genghis Khan's military tactics were advanced for his time and shockingly brutal.

Kids build military weapons that fire marshmallows

Clinton visits Haiti as relief arrives

Clinton visits Haiti as relief arrives

The secretary of state tells the people of Haiti that the United States will provide long-term help.

Forget Fish Oils. Are Algae Oils an Omega-Rich Solution to Overfishing?

From Treehugger:

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Image via: TheAgonist.org

To fish oil or not to fish oil has been the ongoing question among wellness- and eco-minded folks such as myself. For good reason, too. The benefits from omega-3 supplements are hard to give up: healthy skin, hair and joints in addition to their ability to fight heart disease, Alzheimer's, and depression. But the benefits hardly justify the fact that our fondness for fatty acids are threatening our ecosystems and depleting our fish populations.

Luckily, according to TIME.com, there's a fish-free solution in the works that still offers both DHA and EPA acids (unlike vegetarian-friendly flax).

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools today are:

Wingnut sqawker Jim Quinn says if health care passes "you are going to see insurrection," "an uprising" and "it's going to be a bloodbath".
Promoting sedition is treason so when is this moron going to be put behind bars where he belongs?

Lush Dimbulb lies saying Obama will say "capitalism hasn't worked" to force people to "accept a transformation" toward socialism, fascism".
Yet again, Lush proves he is just so stupid it is painful for the rest of us

Jon Kyl (reptile - Arizona) lies saying he's never seen a piece of legislation that will take more of our freedom" than the Senate's health care reform bill.
He must have read some of his own 'legislation' with his eyes closed then.

Wingnut sqawker Jim Quinn continues to lie saying he thinks Obama is a Muslim.
Again, when is this delusional idiot going to be incarcerated like he belongs?

Haitian doctor turns home into hospital

Haitian doctor turns home into hospital

In a nation desperate for care, Claude Surena is providing victims with medical treatment.

One will cost more, one may be less

One will cost more, one may be less

A ruling that may help you save on taxes and increased baggage fees stir up the Web.

Jobs that can't be outsourced

Jobs that can't be outsourced

These five rewarding careers will always be needed close to home.

Rescue missions running out of time

Rescue missions running out of time

An untold number of people in Haiti are alive under rubble, but not everyone's getting help.

Polar bear poo helps in superbug hunt

Polar bear droppings are helping scientists shed light on the spread of deadly antibiotic-resistant superbugs.

Polar bear poo helps in superbug hunt

1 in 4 female teens involved in violence

About one in four female teens is involved in some sort of violent behavior at school or at work, according to a government report.

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55 Million Americans Sickened by Swine Flu So Far

An estimated 55 million people in the United States were infected with the H1N1 swine flu from the time the disease first emerged in mid-April until mid-December, and approximately 11,200 people died, federal officials reported Friday.

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Big nations with major debt dangers

Big nations with major debt dangers

Huge national debts threaten many of the world's biggest economies, from Japan to the U.K.

Justice suit accuses Johnson & Johnson of paying kickbacks

And you know they're still doing it too.

Medical giant Johnson & Johnson paid tens of millions of dollars in kickbacks to boost sales of its drugs in nursing homes, including an antipsychotic that can be used as a chemical restraint, the Justice Department alleged in a lawsuit Friday.

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Terrorist leader killed in Pakistan

A U.S. missile strike in Pakistan killed one of the FBI's most-wanted terrorists, a man suspected in a deadly 1986 plane hijacking with a $5 million bounty on his head, three Pakistani intelligence officials said Friday.

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Electrosensitives tortured by a radio tower that had been switched off for six weeks

A group of South African "electrosensitive" activists had been tormented by their local packet-data radio tower, with terrible symptoms that only subsided when they left the area.

They're suing.

Only one problem: during a six week period while they were experiencing their symptoms, the tower was switched off, but the symptoms persisted.

So, either the symptoms are psychosomatic, or these people are "allergic" to very tall pieces of inert metal.

Of course, they're still suing.

In an email one Craigavon Task Force member, Tracey-Lee Dorny, describes the affected community's symptoms: "several rash cases were presented in person and by photos from people who could not attend [a meeting with iBurst]. Headaches, nausea, tinnitus, dry burning itchy skins, gastric imbalances and totally disrupted sleep patterns, especially with some of the children, were some of the issues presented by the residents."

Dorny told The Star that she and her son are spending alternate nights at her mother's house to get some relief. "When I'm off the property, the symptoms subside," she said... At the meeting Van Zyl agreed to turn off the tower with immediate effect to assess whether the health problems described by some of the residents subsided. What Craigavon residents were unaware of is that the tower had already been switched off in early October - six weeks before the November meeting where residents confirmed the continued ailments they experienced.

Hey, I'm allergic to work ... can I sue and get paid?

Science News

From BBC-Science
Photos of solar eclipse seen across Africa and Asia
How satellites are used to help after disasters
Scientists follow narwhals; strange, unicorn-like whales

The military's special alphabet

The military's special alphabet

When soldiers say "tango," "foxtrot" and other unusual words, what code are they using?

Science Headlines

Various Science Articles

Today in history ...

On January 16, 1957, the Cavern Club in Liverpool, England, opened.http://www.liverexectours.com/images/beatles%20cavern%201.jpg
It became famous as the place where The Beatles were a house band.

Sea level on N.C. coast continues to rise

The only question: how much?

The sea level on the N.C. coast is likely to rise by 1.2 feet to as much as 4.6 feet this century, a panel of scientists told a state forum today.

The broad range reflects the uncertainty in how much the seas will rise, the panel reported. Globally, the rise has accelerated since the 1990s and that trend is expected to continue.

The estimates will be used by coastal managers for planning purposes, but they could widely affect residents too. By including sea level rise in land-management plans on the coast, for instance, areas that are likely to flood in future decades could be declared unsuited for high-density development.

The N.C. Department of Transportation is already considering the likely rise of the sea in coming decades as it designs coastal bridges and highways, officials said.

Addressing sea-level rise "is going to cost. It's pay now or pay later," said David Knight, an assistant secretary of the N.C. Department of Environment and Natural Resources. "It's hard to think 80 to 100 years down the road, which is why it's important to incorporate it into long-term planning and let science lead on this."

The panel presentation wrapped up a two-day sea-level science forum organized by the N.C. Division of Coastal Management.

More on this story at This Old State: A frightening sea?

Mortgage Fraud

Homebuyer pleads guilty in mortgage fraud case

L.A. man charged with participating in conspiracy to inflate price of house in Waxhaw to get higher mortgage.

The first homebuyer has agreed to plead guilty in a growing mortgage fraud case involving expensive Union County homes.

Charles Harris Mathis Jr., a Los Angeles business owner, was a "straw buyer" for Mortgage Fraud Cell No. 2, according to federal court documents filed last week. He faces up to five years in prison and a fine of $250,000 for one felony count of mortgage fraud conspiracy on a deal that inflated the price of a Waxhaw house by $444,000.

Participants in the fraud ring agreed to buy houses at one price from builders and then arranged buyers such as Mathis at a higher price, according to court documents. They lied to get mortgages at the higher amount and then shared the difference, court documents say.

On Feb. 23, 2007, Mathis paid almost $1.5 million for a house in Waxhaw's Woodhall subdivision, according to county and court records. A year later, the house went into foreclosure, as often happens in such frauds. The house resold last summer for $559,000, a loss of almost $1 million, according to Union County records.

Mathis could not be reached at his California business, Peak Performance Transportation. His Charlotte attorney, former prosecutor Brian Cromwell, said the firm provides transportation for people with special needs. Cromwell, with Parker Poe, declined to comment on why his client entered a guilty plea or how he came to buy a house across the country from where he lives.

"That will come out during sentencing," Cromwell said.

The Mathis case is linked to another participant in cell No. 2.

He bought the house from Todd and Jennifer Jackson. Neither is charged in his deal. But last month, Jennifer Jackson entered a guilty plea to felony mortgage fraud conspiracy on the July sale of a different Waxhaw house.

In that case, the seller was Jackson Custom Homes, which prosecutors called a small Union County builder of custom homes. Jennifer Jackson was described in the court case as an owner and operator of the firm. Both she and her husband signed the deed, filed with the county for the sale, as the firm's managers. Prosecutors have not filed charges against him. The U.S. attorney's office declined to say why he has not been charged.

Jennifer Jackson's attorneys say building was not her primary career, and that she will not renew her contractor's license this year. They would not identify her career. State records indicate she is a registered nurse.

In August, Jennifer Haynes Jackson renewed her license with the N.C. Board of Nursing, said David Kalbacker, the agency's spokesman. A question on the renewal form asks whether the applicant has "any charges pending whatsoever that have not been previously reported to the board." Jackson checked no, Kalbacker said.

Prosecutors declined to say whether they began discussing charges with Jackson before the August renewal date. Her employer was listed as the pediatric cardiology unit of Sanger Heart & Vascular Institute, at Carolinas Medical Center in Charlotte. The hospital, the flagship of the Carolinas HealthCare System, confirmed Jennifer H. Jackson works in that unit of the heart clinic.

Kalbacker said the board was unaware of Jackson's mortgage fraud case and would likely review the court records and talk with her. He said such cases are evaluated on an individual basis and disciplinary measures can range from probation to license revocation.

Last month, Jackson, wiping away tears, entered her guilty plea in federal court. She faces a maximum of up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

One of her Charlotte attorneys, Nathan Taylor, has previously said his client "deeply regrets being dragged into this conduct and has accepted responsibility for her minor role."

The buyer, Mathis, is the 13th person who has agreed to a guilty plea in the "Waxhouse Investigation" in which prosecutors have identified five mortgage fraud cells operating in 2006 and 2007 in Mecklenburg and Union counties. The first plea agreement came more than a year ago.

Home sale prices in the cases were generally inflated by $200,000 to $500,000.

The 12 people who have previously agreed to plead guilty include lawyers, builders, a real estate agent, a loan officer, a paralegal and a notary public.

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Along the same vein:

New charges brought in '01 mortgage fraud case

Man tied to scheme involving 11 home loans in Charlotte area, documents say.

A man who fled prosecution more than seven years ago in a Charlotte mortgage fraud case has been arrested and faces new federal charges.

Patrick Corvo, 46, was originally apprehended in June 2001 in New Hampshire in connection with a Charlotte scheme that tied him to "eleven fraudulent home loans" in 1999, according to court documents. He was indicted on charges of mail and wire fraud and faced decades in prison, if found guilty.

During a hearing in New Hampshire, the judge directed Corvo to appear in court in North Carolina. The judged advised him that not showing up would be "another federal crime" that could add two years to his sentence, according to court documents.

"Like the dumbest move in the world not to show up," he said. "Really stupid."

The next month, Corvo appeared in federal court in Charlotte, as directed. He was released on the same conditions. The trial was delayed several times at Corvo's request.

He "allegedly suffered a back injury" the day before one court date, according to court documents. Corvo was declared a fugitive after failing to appear for trial in September 2002.

The alleged Charlotte scheme had the characteristics of a common mortgage fraud.

Corvo recruited "straw buyers" for foreclosed or inexpensive houses that were located by co-conspirator David Roberts, who acted as the seller, Realtor or broker on most of the deals, according to documents. Buyers were told rental payments would cover the mortgages while the houses were remodeled, then resold, and the proceeds shared. Roberts, now 47, and Corvo lied to get loans in the buyers' names, documents said.

Corvo collected rent but never paid the mortgages and the properties fell into foreclosure, with a loss to lenders of about $1.2 million, according to documents.

Roberts, the co-conspirator who also faced a lengthy prison term, "provided significant intelligence" to build the case against Corvo, documents said. As a result, prosecutors recommended a lighter sentence. He was given five months and ordered to pay restitution in excess of $300,000.

Corvo was arrested last year in Canada while attempting to cross the U.S. border, according to people familiar with the case. On Dec. 30, he was committed to Mecklenburg County jail pending trial. Additional charges include failure to appear and obstruction of justice.

Candy-ass vice-principal calls the bomb squad over an 11-year-old's science project, recommends counseling for the student

A San Diego school vice-principal saw an 11-year-old's home science project (a motion detector made out of an empty Gatorade bottle and some electronics), decided it was a bomb, wet himself, put the school on lockdown, had the bomb-squad come out to destroy X-ray the student's invention and search his parents' home, and then magnanimously decided not to discipline the kid (though he did recommend that the child and his parents get counseling to help them overcome their anti-social science behavior).
When police and the Metro Arson Strike Team responded, they also found electrical components in the student's backpack, Luque said. After talking to the student, it was decided about 1 p.m. to evacuate the school as a precaution while the item was examined. Students were escorted to a nearby playing field, and parents were called and told they could come pick up their children.

A MAST robot took pictures of the device and X-rays were evaluated. About 3 p.m., the device was determined to be harmless, Luque said...

The student will not be prosecuted, but authorities were recommending that he and his parents get counseling, the spokesman said. The student violated school policies, but there was no criminal intent, Luque said.


Sheesh, what paranoid, delusional idiots are 'running' schools these days!?!?
I guess that model volcano from eighth grade science class that actually DID explode and have flowing 'lava' would be out of the question then.

President Obama's Weekly Address


Remarks of President Barack Obama
As Prepared for Delivery
Weekly Address
January 16, 2010

Over the past two years, more than seven million Americans have lost their jobs. Countless businesses have been forced to shut their doors. Few families have escaped the pain of this terrible recession. Rarely does a day go by that I do not hear from folks who are hurting. That is why we have pushed so hard to rebuild this economy.

But even as we work tirelessly to dig our way out of this hole, it is important that we address what led us into such a deep mess in the first place. Much of the turmoil of this recession was caused by the irresponsibility of banks and financial institutions on Wall Street. These financial firms took huge, reckless risks in pursuit of short-term profits and soaring bonuses. They gambled with borrowed money, without enough oversight or regard for the consequences. And when they lost, they lost big. Little more than a year ago, many of the largest and oldest financial firms in the world teetered on the brink of collapse, overwhelmed by the consequences of their irresponsible decisions. This financial crisis nearly pulled the entire economy into a second Great Depression.

As a result, the American people – struggling in their own right – were placed in a deeply unfair and unsatisfying position. Even though these financial firms were largely facing a crisis of their own creation, their failure could have led to an even greater calamity for the country. That is why the previous administration started a program – the Troubled Asset Relief Program, or TARP – to provide these financial institutions with funds to survive the turmoil they helped unleash. It was a distasteful but necessary thing to do.

Many originally feared that most of the $700 billion in TARP money would be lost. But when my administration came into office, we put in place rigorous rules for accountability and transparency, which cut the cost of the bailout dramatically. We have now recovered most of the money we provided to the banks. That’s good news, but as far as I’m concerned, it’s not good enough. We want the taxpayers’ money back, and we’re going to collect every dime.

That is why, this week, I proposed a new fee on major financial firms to compensate the American people for the extraordinary assistance they provided to the financial industry. And the fee would be in place until the American taxpayer is made whole. Only the largest financial firms with more than $50 billion in assets will be affected, not community banks. And the bigger the firm – and the more debt it holds – the larger the fee. Because we are not only going to recover our money and help close our deficits; we are going to attack some of the banking practices that led to the crisis.

That’s important. The fact is, financial firms play an essential role in our economy. They provide capital and credit to families purchasing homes, students attending college, businesses looking to start up or expand. This is critical to our recovery. That is why our goal with this fee – and with the common-sense financial reforms we seek – is not to punish the financial industry. Our goal is to prevent the abuse and excess that nearly led to its collapse. Our goal is to promote fair dealings while punishing those who game the system; to encourage sustained growth while discouraging the speculative bubbles that inevitably burst. Ultimately, that is in the shared interest of the financial industry and the American people.

Of course, I would like the banks to embrace this sense of mutual responsibility. So far, though, they have ferociously fought financial reform. The industry has even joined forces with the opposition party to launch a massive lobbying campaign against common-sense rules to protect consumers and prevent another crisis.

Now, like clockwork, the banks and politicians who curry their favor are already trying to stop this fee from going into effect. The very same firms reaping billions of dollars in profits, and reportedly handing out more money in bonuses and compensation than ever before in history, are now pleading poverty. It’s a sight to see.

Those who oppose this fee say the banks can’t afford to pay back the American people without passing on the costs to their shareholders and customers. But that’s hard to believe when there are reports that Wall Street is going to hand out more money in bonuses and compensation just this year than the cost of this fee over the next ten years. If the big financial firms can afford massive bonuses, they can afford to pay back the American people.

Those who oppose this fee have also had the audacity to suggest that it is somehow unfair. That because these firms have already returned what they borrowed directly, their obligation is fulfilled. But this willfully ignores the fact that the entire industry benefited not only from the bailout, but from the assistance extended to AIG and homeowners, and from the many unprecedented emergency actions taken by the Federal Reserve, the FDIC, and others to prevent a financial collapse. And it ignores a far greater unfairness: sticking the American taxpayer with the bill.

That is unacceptable to me, and to the American people. We’re not going to let Wall Street take the money and run. We’re going to pass this fee into law. And I’m going to continue to work with Congress on common-sense financial reforms to protect people and the economy from the kind of costly and painful crisis we’ve just been through. Because after a very tough two years, after a crisis that has caused so much havoc, if there is one lesson that we can learn, it’s this: we cannot return to business as usual.

Thank you very much.

Today is ...

Today is Saturday, January 16, the 16th day of 2010.

There are 349 days left in the year.

Today In History January 16

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Appreciate A Dragon Day

and

Nothing Day

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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Your financial situation seems to be a bit shaky at the moment -- or is it only that you're worried about it because you've been pleasantly distracted by more tender matters?
Regardless of how or why it's happened, return your attention to numbers, just for a bit.
If the emotional situation is for real, it won't go anywhere -- and definitely not in the time it takes to balance the checkbook, sort through credit card receipts and get your financial house in order.

Is it that time of the month already!?