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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Lunatic Fringe

Lunatic Fringe
There may be someone somewhere who'd be surprised to learn that the "tea party" movement was orchestrated from the beginning by a big repugican-connected public relations firm as a fundraising device. 
I am not that someone.


Birther round-up. Stupidity and racism without end.

Liars and Fools
Calling all cars, calling all cars: a lunatic has escaped - he is considered dangerous to all he contacts use extreme caution and extreme force in apprehending the mad man.

Repugican Governors Association adopts Guy Fawkes (terrorist) theme for its website
Appropriate for a bunch of losers to model themselves after another loser who failed in a spectacular way, don't you think.

Nope, you moron it'll be those little gray and green men from planet Stupidia that will do that.

Lush Dimbulb lies: Obama "has only resentment for capitalism". 
Again, with the talking into the mirror, Lush - when will you learn ... OK, forget I asked that question.

Jim DeMint (reptile-South Carolina) explains the driving force behind the tea party movement: Theocracy.
This lunatic needs to be dealt with severely and swiftly.

Mindless Drones

Why don't tea partiers care about Wall Street corruption that sank the US economy? 

Wingnut fantasy for America

A ten-year-old girl, raped by her stepfather, is not allowed an abortion and must carry her child and step-grandchild to term. This is in Mexico, but as the headline notes, it's pretty much exactly what the wingnuts want to see in America.

Andy Capp

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How to Eat Less

From the "Duh!" Department:
People who serve themselves at the kitchen counter instead of at the table eat less, a new study finds

It's The Economy Stupid

It's The Economy Stupid

U.S. consumers come roaring back

There are strong signs that Americans are more willing to open up their wallets. 
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Why hundreds camped out for special jobs

Unemployed workers braved the rain all weekend just to get one of the 750 application forms.  
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Best cities for economic opportunity

The recession has battered much of the country, but these places offer strong job prospects.
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Careers

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Ever feel you're in the wrong career?

On The Job

Five ways to improve a job you hate

If every day feels like a Monday and you can't quit, here are tips to make work more tolerable.  
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Best looks to land the job you want

Make a great first impression at the interview by choosing an outfit that exudes confidence.
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How to eat right when you're at work

Picking the wrong lunches or snacks can tank your productivity as well as your waistline.  
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New grads' biggest first-job mistakes

Habits that worked just fine in college can ruin your professional reputation.  
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Overpaid and Underworked

1/3 of city's municipal workers earn $100K

This major U.S. metropolis pays out an average of $93,000 before benefits to its workers.  
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Interesting In General

Interesting In General

Your real odds of winning the lottery

Striking it rich in a Powerball drawing is as likely as dying in a vending machine accident.  
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Blue stork surprises German villagers

A rare blue bird has been ruffling feathers in a German village - rare because the blue bird is a stork enthralling locals and tourists alike.

No one's quite sure how the stork came upon its striking blue plumage.


But experts believe it probably took a bath in some blue paint or coloured water.

Locals say the picture perfect bird has been good for business and they're now selling postcards of the stork, and its white mate.

There's another video here.

Learn by napping

Optimize your naps for faster learning

Dreaming about a problem can help you solve it, but getting it into your dreams takes some work.   
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Cactus Gum Could Be the Secret to Cheap, Clean Water for Everyone

cactus up close photo
Photo via kretyen
Millions of people lack access to clean water globally, and that lack of access - or rather, access to unsafe drinking water - kills as many as 15 people per minute. We have many options for filtering water, but a primary problem with clean water technologies is they're expensive and not simple to maintain once placed where they're needed. Yet, that could change. By using a cactus found commonly worldwide, a team of researchers have devised what could be a solution for access to clean water.
Article continues: Cactus Gum Could Be the Secret to Cheap, Clean Water for Everyone

Four Nights in the Swamp

11-year-old girl recalls swamp ordeal

Nadia Bloom describes how she survived for four days in an area teeming with alligators.
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US & Canada Lose Higher Percentage of Forests Than Brazil

fallen log photo
photo: Owen Renn via flickr.
All I can say is wow! Mongabay is highlighting a new study in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences which reveals that between 2000 and 2005 over one million square kilometers of forest were chopped down worldwide, with both the United States and Canada losing a greater percentage of forest than the poster children of tree destruction, Brazil and Indonesia.
Article continues: US & Canada Lose Higher Percentage of Forests Than Brazil

Bad Habits and Old Age

Habits that can age you by 12 years

Researchers identify habits that not only increase the risk of death, but also make people seem older.  
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What to eat

Seven simple dinners

Make dinner in a snap with these easy menus for every day of the week.
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Unhealthiest seafood dishes in America

One salmon salad entrée with field greens has over 1,200 calories and 15 grams of saturated fat.  
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In Matters Of Health

In Matters Of Health

Biggest misconceptions about allergies

When many people reach for allergy medications, it's already too late to get maximum relief.  
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Why carrying an extra 10 lbs. might not hurt

Extra weight may offer some benefits, like preventing osteoporosis and the appearance of aging.
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Interesting Stuff

Jellyfish sting victim amazes doctors

Jellyfish sting victim amazes doctors

Interest in the lethal box jellyfish surges after a young girl inexplicably survives a vicious encounter.
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Wizard of Id

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Perspective


youarehere.jpgAbove: the first image ever taken of Earth from the surface of a planet beyond the Moon. Photographed by the Mars Exploration Rover Spirit one hour before sunrise on the 63rd Martian day, or sol, of its mission. (March 8, 2004).

Scientific Minds Want To Know

Scientific Minds Want To Know
A newly discovered species of monitor lizard, a close relative of the Komodo dragon, was reported in the journal Zootaxa this week by a professor at UC Santa Barbara and a researcher from Finland.
Chimpanzees
Chimpanzees deal with death in much the same way as humans, according to two studies.

Europe's Planck telescope traces the dust and gas that fills the great space between the stars in its latest release of pictures

Recordings of elephants trumpeting as they flee from bees make other elephants bolt – suggesting they can warn of specific threats

Lost Soviet device rediscovered on moon

The laser reflector was part of a lunar mission which landed four decades ago.
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Ossekeag Creek Marsh

Ossekeag Creek Marsh by wallygrom.
This is at the start of Spooner Island, which is on the left.

Typha is a genus of about eleven species of monocotyledonous flowering plants in the monogeneric family, Typhaceae. The genus has a largely Northern Hemisphere distribution, but is essentially cosmopolitan, being found in a variety of wetland habitats. These plants are known in British English as bulrush, bullrush or reedmace, and in American English as cattail, punks, or corndog grass. Typha should not be confused with other plants known as bulrush, such as those of the genus Scirpus.

Cattails are alternate and mostly basal to a simple, jointless stem that eventually bears the flowers. The rhizomes spread horizontally beneath the surface of muddy ground to start new upright growth, and the spread of cattails is an important part of the process of open water bodies being converted to vegetated marshland and eventually dry land.

Typha plants are monoecious, wind-pollinated, and bear unisexual flowers developing in dense, complex spikes. The male flower spike develops at the top of the vertical stem, above the female flower spike. The male (staminate) flowers are reduced to a pair of stamens and hairs and wither once the pollen is shed, leaving a short, bare stem portion above the female inflorescence. The dense cluster of female flowers forms a cylindrical spike some 10 to as much as 40 cm long and 1 to 4 cm broad. Seeds are minute (about 0.2 mm long), and attached to a thin hair or stalk, which effects wind dispersal. Typha are often among the first wetland plants to colonize areas of newly exposed wet mud.

Species
Typha angustifolia - Lesser Bulrush or Narrow Leaf Cattail
Typha domingensis - Southern Cattail
Typha ×glauca (angustifolia × latifolia) - Hybrid or White Cattail
Typha latifolia - Common Cattail
Typha laxmannii - Laxman's Bulrush
Typha minima - Dwarf Bulrush
Typha muelleri - Raupo
Typha orientalis - Raupo
Typha shuttleworthii - Shuttleworth's Bulrush

Typha plants at the edge of a small wetland in Indiana.The most widespread species is Typha latifolia, extending across the entire temperate northern hemisphere. T. angustifolia is nearly as widespread, but does not extend so far north; it is introduced and invasive in North America. T. domingensis is a more southerly American species, extending from the U.S. to South America, while T. laxmannii, T. minima and T. shuttleworthii are largely restricted to Asia and parts of southern Europe.

Typha latifoliaTypha plants grow along lake margins and in marshes, often in dense colonies, and are sometimes considered a weed in managed wetlands. The plant's root systems help prevent erosion, and the plants themselves are often home to many insects, birds and amphibians.

In North America, the native cattails are increasingly being supplanted by the invasive Typha angustifolia, Typha ×glauca and purple loosestrife Lythrum salicaria.

Edible uses
Cattails have a wide variety of parts that are edible to humans. The rhizomes are a pleasant, nutritious and energy-rich food source, generally harvested from late Autumn to early Spring. These are starchy, but also fibrous, so the starch must be scraped or sucked from the tough fibers. In addition to the rhizomes, cattails have little-known, underground, lateral stems that are quite tasty. In late spring, the bases of the leaves, while they are young and tender, can be eaten raw or cooked. As the flower spike is developing in early summer, it can be broken off and eaten like corn on the cob. In mid-summer, once the male flowers are mature, the pollen can be collected and used as a flour supplement or thickener. Cattails have also recently been suggested as a source of oil.

The boiled rootstocks have been used for increasing urination, or used mashing, to make a jelly-like paste for sores, boils, wounds, burns, scabs, inflammations, and smallpox pustules.

Other uses
Typha seeds are very small, embedded in down parachutes, and very effectively wind-dispersedThe disintegrating heads are used by some birds to line their nests. The downy material was also used by Native Americans as tinder for starting fires.

Native American tribes also used cattail down to line moccasins, provide bedding, diapers, baby powder, and papoose boards. An Indian name for cattail meant, “fruit for papoose’s bed”. Today some people still use cattail down to stuff clothing items and pillows.

The down has also been used to fill life vests in the same manner as kapok.

If using the cattail for pillow stuffing, it is suggested to use thick batting material, as the fluff may cause a skin reaction similar to urticaria.

Cattails can be used as a source of ethanol, instead of cereals. They have the advantage that they do not require much, if any, maintenance.

One informal experiment has shown that cattails are able to remove arsenic, which is dangerous when consumed by humans, from drinking water. Such a filtration system may be one way to provide cheap water filtration to people in developing nations.

Pachyderms Have Special Alarm Call To Warn of Buzzing Foes

elephant herd photo
Photo via Kevinzim
It's strange to think that something as big and thick-skinned as an elephant would be scared of bees. But then when we consider how aggressive African bees are, it shouldn't be such a surprise. We know that elephants are wary of bees. In fact, solutions for farmer-elephant conflict have even been devised by leaning on that fear, with fences touting speakers that make bee hive sounds warding off any elephants looking to invade a farmer's crop. However, it turns out that fear is so deeply rooted into elephants that they even have a special warning call that they sound when they run into a hive.
Article continues: Bees Vs Elephants: Pachyderms Have Special Alarm Call To Warn of Buzzing Foes

Barnacles

When you think of barnacles, you think of animals that are fixed in place. But they are not all like that...


The photographer tentatively identifies this floating barnacle as Lepas fascicularis, but searching around suggests that that name is no longer valid. It might be Dosima fascicularis, which are given the common name of buoy barnacles.

Helpful Hints

Best and worst cleaning products

Find out which household cleaning products give you the most bang for your buck.  
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Are $200 jeans worth the money?

Many people think expensive designer jeans must fit better and last longer.
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Dillon Earl takes control

8-year-old boy jumps behind the wheel

Dillon Earl takes control of a pickup truck speeding down a highway and prevents an accident.
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Odds and Sods

Odds and Sods
In Cop News
Despite suicide threats, Florida police sergeant remains armed and on duty

Un-named Oklahoma cop shoots another cop when he meant to shoot burglary victim's dog

Despite pleas, Texas cops tow disabled man's car, leaving him stranded

Florida Sheriff predicts cop will be cleared in killing of doorbell-ringer, as "investigation" begins

New York cops snap padlocks, impound hundreds of bikes as "security" before Obama visit

Florida police officer is charged with aggravated child abuse

Three California deputies charged in beating of inmate

Oklahoma cop gets 20 years for five armed robberies

Florida deputy who served time for murder is arrested for threatening family of victim

Louisiana deputy arrested for selling drugs, cell phone to inmate

Former Indianapolis deputy constable sentenced to 14 months for conspiring to commit bribery


Philadelphia police officer charged with indecent exposure, official oppression and false imprisonment

New Jersey police officer is charged with official misconduct, theft by deception and tampering with public records

California cops raid tech reporter's home, probably illegally

Off-duty Ohio prison guard is arrested for pepper spraying man at a local bar

New York cop charged with petit larceny and criminal possession of stolen property

Ohio cop admits asking for sexual favors in exchange for dropping charges

California cop is arrested for unlawful use of an electronic tracking device

Big cat is just a big kid

Hosting a dinner party with children can be quite a saga. But it's near impossible when your ''child'' is a 70-kilogram, 10-month-old tiger that is prone to climbing on the furniture. ''He's often up on the table,'' said Clive Brookbanks, who has raised Kinwah, a hybrid Bengal tiger, at Mogo Zoo on the NSW south coast.

Kinwah was born with a defective hip joint and has lived with Mr Brookbanks and his partner, Sally Padey - the owner of Mogo Zoo - since he was 10 days old. There was a big possibility his mother would reject him, said Mr Brookbanks, so it was decided that Kinwah should be hand-reared. ''Big cats … will reject [their young] if they are not perfect. In the wild big cats [assume] they're not going to survive … Parents either leave or kill disabled young. It is part of nature,'' he said.


Kinwah spends part of his day in the couple's backyard, where he is fed morning and evening and can play with his best friend Rumble, a 20-month-old German shepherd. The pair run, jump and bounce on each other. They even share chew toys. Kinwah also makes himself at home in the kitchen. But he's been getting a bit cheeky of late, said Mr Brookbanks. Last week he stole a frozen chicken from the fridge.

Mr Brookbanks is well aware that Kinwah's present ''freedom'' cannot continue. The tiger has started spending more time in an enclosure next to the house. ''He is a tiger, and he can become unpredictable,'' said Mr Brookbanks. ''You cannot make these animals a pet. He will definitely go into an enclosure, but it will be a gradual process.''*****