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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Things They Won't Tell You

Things They Won't Tell You
We're told by present-day Chinese state media that the USSR and Communist China were at the brink of nuclear war in 1969. Until Tricky Dick Nixon came to the rescue, talking everyone out of it by promising that the US would get nuclear-involved lickety-split.

And the Moral is: The world's fate lies in the hands of numbskulls and nincompoops, and it's amazing that we're not all dead already.  

Man killed by heat from cannabis farm inside his home

From the "Idiot" Department:

Luke Holmes died in bed after being overcome by the heat from a cannabis farm inside his home.

Holmes, 28, set up three foil-lined tents each containing marijuana plants cultivated under a battery of halogen lamps.

The powerful lights sent the temperature in his home soaring to more than 100°F (38°C), an inquest heard.


Holmes died in his sleep and was found three days later when friends broke into his house in Halifax, West Yorks.

Police almost fainted from the heat when they entered the property on a warm day last June.

The inquest in Bradford heard that Holmes was a drug user, although no drugs were found in his system.
He died from hyperthermia, or excessive heat.

Verdict of the inquest: Accident.

Man fined for killer slug attack

Neighborly love ... how sweet it is ...
A 59-year-old man in western Sweden has been found guilty of harassment after dumping a bag full of killer slugs in a neighboring woman's garden.

Alingsås district court said the man had engaged in a form of "adult bullying" when he emptied his sack of slugs. The 59-year-old was ordered to pay almost 15,000 kronor ($2,000) in fines and damages.


The woman whose garden was infested with the destructive Spanish slugs had previously taken out a restraining order against her neighbor. The man had taken to following her around and had on one occasion thrown a firecracker into her garden.

The 59-year-old denied behaving badly towards the woman or throwing anything onto her property. But his testimony was contradicted by witnesses who reported often having seen him hanging around outside the woman's house.

Planet Earth

Planet Earth
Night Market
Turns out there really isn’t anything illegal going on at the renegade art event called Lost Horizon Night Market, an ongoing participatory project with an elegantly simple idea: “Proprietors” rent a truck and do something creative in it, with public interactivity a central element.
There are no admission fees. Participants mainly provide enthusiasm (or homemade jam, or lap dances, or ukulele serenades), and get to soak in a hot tub or share a smoke in the Jesus Christ Hookah Bar. The proprietors exchange their time, money and artistic energy for the distinctive euphoria of seeing people interact with an environment of their own creation.
“For one night, we make an autonomous neighborhood,” said Lost Horizon Night Market co-founder Mark Krawczuk, who enjoys spurring people to act on their creative desires. “I get a kick out of seeing people do stuff. I’ve got 40 people into the game … got people who’ve never done installation art before to do it.”
Part 21st-century street carnival, part Burning Man-style artgasm, the Night Market is an empirical example of the participatory culture movement. To potential proprietors, the scale of a project in a 10-foot by 14-foot or 24-foot space is liberating in its constraints. It’s small enough to visualize a project, big enough to do something with impact, and open-ended in a way that seems to immediately spark flurries of ideas from those who hear of it.

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Arizona immigration law divides police

Officers disagree on how to enforce the state's law without resorting to racial profiling. 
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Girl grows two new kidneys after old ones fail

A girl left seriously ill when both her kidneys failed astounded medical experts by growing two new ones. Angel Burton from Louth, Lincolnshire, suffered from painful kidney infections from birth to the point where she required surgery at the age of five.

But surgeons were amazed to discover the little girl had four kidneys, with two new fully formed organs sitting on top of her old ones. And the new ones had taken over the role of the others, meaning she was effectively 'cured' of kidney failure.


Now, three years on, Angel, now eight, is fighting fit and her family are still thankful for the miracle that changed her life. She has an rare condition known as 'duplex kidney' - common to just a handful of people in Britain.

A duplex kidney is fused to the other at the centre and may share or have an independent ureter draining urine to the bladder. In Angel's case both her kidneys are 'duplex' and fused to the other. Each has a separate ureter, meaning that she has four kidneys and four ureters.

Angling Tot

Ella Haag uses a toy fishing pole to make a catch that rivals her in size.  
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Frugal teen buys house with 4-H winnings

The story of Lindsay Binegar's home purchase began when she won a hog show at age 4. 
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Ziggy

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I want my country progressive

 
New Rules

Lunatic Fringe

Lunatic Fringe
Liars and Fools
Faux's Sarah Palin feeds into phony — and dangerous — Obama anti-gun hysteria.
I see where the puppetmasters still have their hands up her ass making her lips move.

Wingnuts claim Kagan is an inexperienced, socialist, Marxist bad driver who hates the military and wants to steal your guns.
I just bet they do - then again reality isn't a strong suit of theirs now is it.


Newt Gingrich (reptile-Georgia) lies: the Democrats' "secular-socialist machine represents as great a threat to America as Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union once did".
We kicked NAZI ass (and they're still pissed about that by the way - only today they are known as repugicans) so they weren't that much of a threat now were they. As for the Soviets ... they never were a threat.

Faux's Sarah Palin lies: "It scares us then when we see this road that America is on towards some socialist policies".
We're on the road away from socialist policies and the wingnuts don't like it one bit. In a word ...Tough.

Lush Dimbulb lies: Holder and Obama share the same "values" as radical Islamists.
Nope, that'd be you, you asshole. You need to stop talking into the mirror - it's a sign of mental illness you know.

Lush Dimbulb lies: "Do you think the [Obama] regime cares about American human rights right now? Not in the slightest".
Again, speaking into the mirror ... time for the Thorazine again, Lush.

LunaticMichael Savage lies: Elena Kagan is "a New York City radical, Marxist lawyer through and through.".
So, how's that being banned from more and more countries going for ya, moron? This idiot has less of a grip on reality than does some of the other wingunts - and they have none whatsoever.

On Glen Brick's hate radio show,  Newt Gingrich (retard-Georgia) lies: Obama admin. is trying to "end ... America as it has been for the last 400 years".
No, that would be the repugican party since their inception and they don't like the fact Americans won't let them. 
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Texas congressman uses porn to kill science funding


I know that there are rules to the way laws are made by our government here in the U.S., and that sometimes these rules seem weird and arcane. In general, these rules have evolved to make sure that the majority doesn’t stomp on the minority, and the minority still has a voice.

But it’s also clear that those rules can be abused. In the case of Ralph Hall (r-TX- pictured), “abuse” isn’t nearly a big enough word. “Cynically manipulated” might be a bit better. He killed a bill that would fund science innovation and education by tying it to punishing people who look at porn at work.

Seriously. This is truly disgusting, and has to be seen to be believed.

Basically, the America COMPETES act, instituted under the shrub cabal in 2007, funds a lot of technology and other endeavors to keep the US competitive in the world market. Of course, in the current economic market, we don’t have a lot of money to go around. But this bill would have re-authorized that earlier act, funding what is essentially seed corn, making sure that in the years to come we have a robust investment in our own economy. I wasn’t that familiar with it, but after reading about it I’ll say it’s one of the few things done by the previous President I think is a good idea. So did a lot of others: this re-authorization bill had over 100 co-sponsors in the House.

I say “had”, because after the shameful and politically transparent move by Hall, the bill is basically dead.

This bill would have extended funding for several more years in key places, including science education. Hall is the ranking repugican on the House Science and Technology Committee that prepped the bill. There had been objections by repugicans on the committee to the amount of spending of the bill. The Democrat-controlled committee made some concessions in that area (shaving 10% of the spending off), but still passed the bill out of committee. The next step would be a vote on the floor of the House.

However, right before it was to go to the floor, Hall called a Motion to Recommit. Because of those weird rules I mentioned above, this meant that Congress would either have to agree to the Motion and have the bill sent back to committee — where it would die — or overrule the Motion. Now follow this carefully: part of the Motion Hall submitted was language added to the bill that said that it would prevent the government from paying salaries to employees who looked at porn on government computers.

By doing this, Hall basically bet all his chips. Hall’s move left Congress, notably Democrats, with two options: kill this much-needed bill that invests in America’s future in science and technology, or overrule a motion punishing people for downloading pornography. If they did the latter, the wingnut noise machine, always eager for red meat in the political arena, could then say Democrats voted to continue paying employees who looked at porn.

Facing this sort of choice, a large number of Democrats backed off. Hall’s Motion passed, and the bill went back to committee where it’s now essentially dead.

Of course, watching porn on the government’s dime has nothing to do with this bill. The only reason I can think of that this language was added is that it was a gambit where Hall wins either way: the bill dies, or Democrats put their head in the wingnut media guillotine. Representative Bart Gordon (D-TN), who is the Chairman of the committee, agrees:
We’re all opposed to federal employees watching pornography. That is not a question; but that’s not what this was about… The Motion to Recommit was about gutting funding for our science agencies.
And while Hall pulls this deplorable stunt, our nation is suffering mightily in scientific education. Astronomer and educator Pamela Gay, laments how we’re letting our teachers and our children down by not funding science, technology, engineering, and mathematics.
Our future is more important than being a chip in a political game of poker. Unfortunately, in this case, Congress folded.

It's Only The Environment After All

It's Only The Environment After All
Tar balls showing up on Key West beaches
They have not yet confirmed they are from the latest oil leak.
Who wouldn't want to spend their hard-earned vacation swimming with tar balls? The Florida tourist office has to be excited with the prospect of such a "natural" experience.
The U.S. Coast Guard says 20 tar balls have been found off Key West, Fla., but the agency stopped short of saying whether they came from a massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
From Crooks and Liars:
No Global Warming, Huh?
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Graph via Paul Krugman, who points us to this important story:
It was the hottest April on record in the NASA dataset. More significantly, following fast on the heels of the hottest March and hottest Jan-Feb-March on record, it’s also the hottest Jan-Feb-March-April on record [click on figure to enlarge].
The record temperatures we’re seeing now are especially impressive because we’ve been in “the deepest solar minimum in nearly a century.” It now appears to be over. It’s just hard to stop the march of manmade global warming, well, other than by reducing greenhouse gas emissions, that is.
Most significantly, NASA’s March prediction has come true: “It is nearly certain that a new record 12-month global temperature will be set in 2010.″
Software engineer (and former machinist mate in the US Navy) Timothy Chase put together a spreadsheet using the data from NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies (click here). In NASA’s dataset, the 12-month running average temperature record was actually just barely set in March — and then easily set in April.
Actually, NASA first made its prediction back in January 2009:
Given our expectation of the next El Niño beginning in 2009 or 2010, it still seems likely that a new global temperature record will be set within the next 1-2 years, despite the moderate negative effect of the reduced solar irradiance.”
Of course, there never was any global cooling — see Must-read AP story: Statisticians reject global cooling; Caldeira — “To talk about global cooling at the end of the hottest decade the planet has experienced in many thousands of years is ridiculous.”
In fact, the 12-month record we just beat was set in … 2007!

North Korea Logging in Protected Forest Discovered With Google, NASA Data

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Busted! You just can't get away with anything these days, thanks to watchful eyes that utilize Google Earth. After looking at data from both Google and NASA satellite data, a student from Purdue University found evidence of North Korea logging in the Mount Paektu Biosphere Reserve, a 360,000 acre forest protected as a United Nations forest preserve.
Article continues: North Korea Logging in Protected Forest Discovered With Google, NASA Data

Non Sequitur

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Scientific Minds Want To Know

Scientific Minds Want To Know
Glowing orbs of light that can appear during thunderstorms may be phantasms triggered by the magnetic fields of nearby lightning bolts.

Mysterious ball lightning may be a hallucination


A nursery for the extinct giant shark known as the Megalodon — the largest shark that ever lived — has been unearthed in the Isthmus of Panama.
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Solving Everest

Climber Duncan Chessell begins a search that could change the history of the peak. 
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Interesting In General

Interesting In General
Meet Spider Goat - the DNA-enhanced web-flinging nanny that may one day knit bones
On farm in Wyoming, USA, goats are being milked for their spider webs. And if that sounds bizarre, molecular biologist Randy Lewis claims that within two years, spider silk milked from goats could replace your body's tired or strained tendons and ligaments - maybe even bones. Professor Lewis and his team at the University of Wyoming have successfully implanted the silk-making genes from a golden orb spider into a herd of goats and are now, finally, producing one of nature's strongest products in useable quantities.

The technology is cutting edge, but the science isn't. Spider silk has been used for centuries to dress wounds with varying degrees of success, but the problem has until now been how to get it. "We needed a way to produce large quantities of the spider silk proteins," Prof Lewis said. "Spiders can't be farmed, so that route is out and since they make six different silks, even that would not work if you could."


Spiders also have a tendancy to eat each other, so milking one thread from six out of a solo spider was clearly never going to service the entire human race. Prof Lewis and his team singled out the "dragline" - the outer strand of the web - as the strongest of the six types of silk. They spliced the DNA that creates the silk into a female goat's DNA, then waited for it to give birth and start lactating.

"(The splicing) turned out to be relatively easy as there are known gene promotors that only produce expression in the mammary gland during lactation," he said. "Those were hooked up to our spider silk genes." After the milk is collected, it's taken back to a laboratory where the silk protein is filtered out. It solidifies when exposed to air and is wound onto a roller.



Prof Lewis said the team collects about four metres of silk for every four drops of protein they gather. The pure material had a wide range of medicinal applications as sutures and binding agents - including ligament replacement - but its use could extend well beyond our hospitals. "If it works, frankly one of the first applications is maybe fishing line," Prof Lewis said.

"I think we will be testing real world applications in less than two years (but) when they reach market is really beyond my control." Prof Lewis said there was no evidence to suggest the goats in the experiment behaved any differently to regular goats, in either physiology or "psychology".

In Matters Of Health

In Matters Of Health
White House speeding up implementation of new benefits under health care reform bill
Good. And damn smart of them to do so. While the bill that passed was so watered down it was pathetic, it does contain some provisions that will be helpful to people. The administration needs to get those rolling asap, and it seems they got the message.
President Barack Obama and his Democratic allies are using the levers of government to speed up and promote what they consider the most popular aspects of the new health care law before a highly skeptical public passes judgment in November.

Top administration officials, who meet regularly with outside special interest groups to coordinate the public relations effort, have so far focused on expediting and amplifying four key areas of the new law: expanding coverage to young adults, covering sick people with pre-existing conditions or high medical costs, providing tax breaks to small businesses and helping a select group of seniors pay for prescription drugs.

In one case, the administration moved so quickly to provide coverage to young adults under their parents’ health plan that it cut short the conventional period for the public to weigh in on the new rule.

In another, it used taxpayer money to alert small businesses that they will get a break on this year’s taxes.

Both are perfectly legal but also politically beneficial.



What if you could get rid of fat without surgery? You can make your love handles disappear without pills. You can literally freeze your "behind" off.

Pesticides and ADHD

New research suggests that chemicals commonly found on fruits and vegetables may increase risks.  
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On The Job

On The Job
Men still make more than women in most occupations, but these fields are the exceptions.
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These tricks for cold-calling a potential employer can help you land an interview.
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Job fairs have become thankless, confidence-crushing cattle calls, says one hiring expert. 
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It's The Economy Stupid

It's The Economy Stupid
These smart moves will help you save on your tax bill throughout the year.
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Experts say the country is in danger of turning into a two-class society — the haves and the have-nots.  
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Ways you're getting ripped off

If you've fallen for one of these consumer traps, you're probably paying way too much.  
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Riverdance Monkeys

 
Riverdance Monkeys

Wizard of Id

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Great-grandmother becomes town's mayor

Evelyn Obenour is lured out of retirement at age 79 to serve her community in Texas. 
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Supreme Court rules life in prison without parole is cruel and unusual for juveniles

The Supreme Court has ruled that teenagers may not be locked up for life without chance of parole if they haven't killed anyone.

Text messages from beyond the grave bring killer to justice

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 messages from beyond the grave bring killer to justice</a>Unaware of the grisly fate that had befallen Lisa Spence, police investigating her disappearance had her cellphone number assigned to a new phone and sent a text message to their main suspect.

"Just wait til I got better," the message read.

It worked, police say: Minutes after they sent the message, Paul Edwards, 44, got into his mother's car and drove to several South Florida locations, one of which would later lead police to Spence's decapitated body.

Edwards was arrested Wednesday on one count of first-degree murder. On Thursday he was ordered held without bail.

Police accuse him of stabbing Spence, his girlfriend, more than 33 times, cutting off her head and stuffing her body into a barrel, which was found two months later in northern Miami-Dade County.

The head remains missing.


Odds and Sods

Odds and Sods
In Cop News
Sleeping on couch, Detroit girl, 7, fatally shot by cop

Heart attack for 76-year-old woman as Georgia cops raid wrong house

Ohio cop found guilty of felonious assault for videotaped shooting of motorcyclist in the back, leaving victim paralyzed

Alaska cop and DARE leader resigns amidst "serious allegations" that police department won't detail

Second Mississippi police officer is charged in arson case

Texas cop gets probation for kicking down the apartment door of his estranged wife's male friend, threatening him with a gun, then, after the man jumped off a second-story balcony to escape, firing a gun in his direction

Chicago pays $16.5-million to settle class action suit over police brutality

Minnesota cop charged with possession of illegal steroids

California police officer behind bars on drugs, weapons charges

Minneapolis police accused of illegal strip search

Philadelphia police officer lied about being shot by black man

Chicago cop accused of lying to FBI over alleged scheme to try to fix Police Board case

Police brutality justice completely dependent on good YouTube videos

Texas cop is acquitted in shooting of wrong black man

Richmond County deputy fired after being found intoxicated at strip clubs in uniform
Reports of too much alcohol and a night out at strip clubs have the Richmond County Sheriff's Office operating with one less deputy.

Deputy Mark Albright was fired last week.

We're told he was wearing his sheriff's deputy uniform while intoxicated. He visited two strip clubs in downtown Augusta, Georgia

Authorities responded to the scene. Albright was tested for alcohol. Albright's alcohol level was twice the legal limit.

Monday, May 17, 2010

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
You're all set for a sweetly romantic evening -- and if you're lucky, that energy could last for the next 48 hours.
You likely find that your companion needs a serious heart-to-heart conversation -- but it can't ruin the mood. Once you've decided where you are and where you're going, you should probably end up being a lot closer than you were to start with.
Some of our readers today have been in:
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Rome, Lazio, Italy
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Bourges, Centre, France
Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan, Malaysia
Oldenburg, Niedersachsen, Germany
Bremen, Bremen, Germany
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Caracas, Distrito Federal, Venezuela
Buenos Aires, Distrito Federal, Argentina
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Cairo, Al Qahirah, Egypt
Rotterdam, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
Poznan, Wielkopolskie, Poland
Coffs Harbor, New South Wales, Australia
Lucca, Toscana, Italy
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Copenhagen, Kobenhavn, Denmark

as well as Sweden, Colombia, Scotland, Brazil, and the United States in such cities as Argyle, Chesnut Hill, Swansea, Redwood City and more

Today is Monday, May 17, the 137th day of 2010.
There are 228 days left in the year.

There are no unusual holidays or celebrations today.

As The World Turns

As The World Turns
Ex-candidate's disappearance rattles Mexico
The mysterious disappearance of a former presidential candidate is stoking fear in Mexico that nobody may be safe from relentless kidnapping and rampant drug violence.

A fire in Brazil destroyed what may be the world's largest scientific collection of dead snakes, spiders and scorpions that served as the main source for research on many species, scientists said Sunday. 

Desmond Tutu blasts corruption in government

While his focus was on the government of South Africa his points could be said for many governments rife with corruption

He also had some very positive remarks as well including the country staying together following the murder of the white supremacist Eugene Terre'Blanche. The bulk of his criticism was probably aimed at the shamed ANC Youth leader Julius Malema who is eager to stoke racial hatreds and divides. If South Africa ever falls into the hands of Malema or anyone like him, it's game over and another Zimbabwe.

The world needs a lot more like Desmond Tutu.
Expanding on this, Tutu wrote: "Issues such as corruption would certainly hurt him, as well as the gutter level of discourse by some politicians within the ruling party. We naively thought struggle attributes such as altruism were transferable, but sadly this was not the case, as seen by the high level of corruption that has plagued us since we gained our democracy."

The 78-year-old continued: "Poverty, health issues such as HIV and Aids, inadequate service delivery and lack of balanced discourse are some of the issues that would worry Mandela. One would have imagined that in our old age, we would sit back and watch the younger generation making a go of turning South Africa into a pride."

The remarks could be seen as a swipe at Julius Malema, president of the African National Congress youth wing, who faced a party disciplinary hearing over his recent behavior. Malema has hurled personal abuse at opponents, been convicted by a court of hate speech, and called a BBC journalist a "bastard" and "bloody agent". He has also been accused of using his connections for financial gain.

Heavy metal legend passes away

Ronnie James Dio, who replaced Ozzy Osbourne as the lead singer of Black Sabbath, has died. 
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Closing Time

Semisonic

Scientific Minds Want To Know

Scientific Minds Want To Know
Scientists in Indonesia 
accidentally found rare species of 
long-nosed frog
Scientists in Indonesia accidentally found rare species of long-nosed frog
Finding a new animal species is a special moment for scientists and even better when one hops into their mountain camp in Indonesia and volunteers to be discovered.

On The Job

On The Job
These insulting leadership practices virtually guarantee that workers will be uninspired.  
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World Cup official quits after secret taping

A top official with England is caught on tape accusing rival countries of bribery.  
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Lizards May Go Extinct Over Warming

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They may be the last creatures that one would think would be affected by rising global temperatures, but a new study finds that lizards are threatened, and many species may go extinct, if current warming trends continue. The study appears in the journal Science, and it's yet another reminder that there will be unexpected consequences to global climate change.
Article continues: Lizards May Go Extinct Over Warming

Synthetic 'Pot' Sold Legally In Central Florida

You've seen the growhouse arrests and marijuana seized by law enforcement over and over again across Central Florida, but a new synthetic form of pot is being sold legally and experts said it's stronger and more dangerous than the real thing.

Police use Internet trick to lure fugitives

A site promising cash and amnesty draws in dozens of parole violators for arrest.
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It's Only The Environment After All

It's Only The Environment After All
BP says its cleanup crew has begun to pump some oil into a tanker ship. 
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Experts fear the spill could reach a major ocean current, sending oil through the Florida Keys.
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NOAA: Tarballs found on beaches from Galveston to Florida

The most disturbing part of the story is that they're not all from the latest oil rig leak
Where are the others from?

Gulf Oil May Be Spreading into Major Current

Cheney's Chernobyl is getting worse by the second
BP said Monday it was siphoning more than one-fifth of the oil that has been spewing into the Gulf for almost a month, as worries escalated that the ooze may reach a major ocean current that could carry it through the Florida Keys and up the East Coast.