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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

What happens to your car at 100,000 miles

It used to be a huge red flag when your automobile's mileage hit six figures.  
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Where to buy a home for $800 a month

Housing hasn't been this cheap since the 1970s, especially in these bargain cities. 
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Unlikely spot to get fastest Internet

Chattanooga's city-owned electrical utility has started offering an Internet service that is among the fastest in the world, and it is hoping the move will attract businesses looking to relocate.

It has finally happened ...

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Ignoring Unemployment

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The truth be told

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And this is a bad thing, how?
The destruction of the repugican party can only be a good thing for the entire world much less the United States.

Burial at Sea

Authorities suspected foul play when the body of a North Carolina man surfaced near a South Florida beach.

Bad Cops

Bad Cops







Almighty Supremeborn Allah Busted for Cocaine

"Almighty Supremeborn Allah," was busted with $2,000 worth of coke on the aptly named "High Street," police said.

Man accused of using BB gun to force teenager to exercise apologizes

A Leesburg man, who apparently usually wears a hat, accused of using a BB gun to motivate a teenager during football drills in blistering heat said on Monday he's sorry and that the incident was a misunderstanding. Robert Lynn Barker, 41, left his family home and was forced to cut off all contact with his stepson after he was arrested on Saturday on a child-abuse charge. He said that he would never hurt the boy he raised from infancy. "I didn't mean for this to get out of hand," a tearful Barker said. "I'm sorry if I did something wrong. Maybe I was a little over-zealous. I'm sorry."

On Saturday, the teen began to feel numb and dizzy during a Tavares youth football game and was benched to rest, a Lake County sheriff's report said. Barker said he decided to take his stepson home after he complained of side pain and that the boy soon felt better. When they got home, Barker told the teen he needed more conditioning so he set up cones about 20 yards apart in the front yard of their home. He made the boy run sprints in his football gear using the BB gun to signal the beginning of the drill, he said. It was 91 degrees with a heat index of 107 on Saturday, a deputy said in a report.


Barker, a former football player, said the sprints would help alleviate the athlete's pain, which he said was likely caused by a lack of conditioning. An anonymous caller heard the gun and called deputies, who appeared on the scene after the boy already had taken a cold shower. Barker was charged with one count of child abuse and one count of aggravated assault with a weapon. He bonded out of the Lake County jail on Sunday.

As a condition of his release, he cannot have any contact with the youth. "I'm not a perfect father and I don't know anybody who is," Barker said. "I didn't mean to do anything wrong. It all got blown out of proportion." The teenager told deputies he feared Barker would use the weapon on him. His stepfather denied that, saying he never pointed the weapon at the boy. Barker has an upcoming court date in October.

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Who was the man behind this amazing Roman mask?

Who was the man behind this amazing Roman mask? Helmet unearthed by metal detector expected to fetch £300,000

A Roman bronze helmet complete with face-mask - thought to be one of only three of its kind to be found in Britain - has been discovered by a metal detector enthusiast in Cumbria.
The helmet, with its enigmatic and virtually intact features, would have been worn, possibly with colorful streamers attached to the object, as a mark of excellence by Roman soldiers at cavalry sport parades.
Described as a 'hugely important discovery', it is now expected to fetch £300,000 at Christie's Antiquities auction in London.

A 'hugely important discovery': The Roman bronze helmet complete with face-mask is reported to have been found at Crosby Garrett in Cumbria by a metal-detectorist
A 'hugely important discovery': The Roman bronze helmet complete with face-mask was found at Crosby Garrett in Cumbria by a metal-detector enthusiast.

Mythical White Ghost Stag spotted in Scotland

A mythical white stag has been seen in Scotland.

The Crab Nebula


Beautiful image of the Crab Nebula in the constellation Taurus, about 5,000 light-years from Earth.

Roughly 12 light-years in diameter, it is the remnant of a supernova, first observed by Chinese and other astronomers in 1054, that was visible in daylight for 23 days and at night for almost two years.

What if the Earth had rings?

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Short answer: Bad news for space travel. And this isn't just idle speculation for boozy astrophysicist parties. Space junk—spent rockets, lost astro-screwdrivers, satellite parts—could form rings around our planet as surely as water, ice and dust encircle Saturn. Scientists have been especially concerned about satellite collisions, where debris from one wreck could trigger a futuristic 12-car pileup.
On 10 February 2009 it started to happen. In the first collision between two intact satellites, the defunct Russian craft Kosmos-2251 struck communications satellite Iridium 33 at a speed of 42,100 kilometres per hour. The impact shattered one of Iridium 33's solar panels and sent the satellite into a helpless tumble. Kosmos-2251 was utterly destroyed. The two orbits are now home to clouds of debris that, according to the US military's Space Surveillance Network (SSN), contain more than 2000 fragments larger than 10 centimetres. The collision may also have produced hundreds of thousands of smaller fragments, which cannot currently be tracked from Earth.
Such debris is a serious worry. With satellites travelling at tens of thousands of kilometres per hour, any encounter with debris could be lethal. "Being hit by a 1-centimetre object at orbital velocity is the equivalent of exploding a hand grenade next to a satellite," says Heiner Klinkrad, head of the space debris office at the European Space Agency in Darmstadt, Germany.

Even parasitic worms have a divided society

A fluke that lives in the bodies of marine snails has a caste system like that of social insects – the first such animal known to do so.

Even parasitic worms have a divided society

Stunning NASA infrared imagery of Hurricane Igor reveals a 170 degree temperature difference

NASA satellites provide infrared images to forecasters that show temperature, and today’s imagery of powerful Hurricane Igor showed the storm’s perfect form and the warm ocean waters around it that are keeping it fueled.

B.C.

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Twelve Greek Words You Should Know

Along with Latin, Greek is probably the language that most influenced other languages around the world. Many English words derive directly from Greek ones, and knowing their origin and meaning is important.

Here are 12 Greek words that are commonly used in our society. The next time you hear someone saying 'Kudos to you,' you will know where it comes from.

Six things to never reveal on Facebook

Believe it or not, some people don't think twice about sharing their birth date or home address.
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Ten Scene-Stealing Onscreen Pets


There's no denying that adorable animals are often cast in big- and small-screen productions as a sidekick to warm the audience's heart. However, there's a special subset of animal actors that have become fan favorites.

Whether they bark, meow, quack, scratch or dig, these 10 TV and movie pets stole the scene from their two-legged costars.

Ten Fun Facts about 'Bewitched'

Bewitched was an American television series that ran from 1964 to 1972. The premise was that a witch (Samantha Stephens) married an advertising executive (Darrin Stephens), but in order to blend in with “mortals”, Samantha had to keep her supernatural powers secret. However, neither she nor Darrin could control her wacky relatives -particularly Samantha’s magically meddling mother Endora! In most episodes their cover was nearly blown, but the couple explained away the most ridiculous situations as a “demonstration” of a creative new advertising campaign.
1. The biggest controversy on Bewitched was the sudden switch in Darrins. Dick York played Darrin from 1964 to 1969, when Dick Sargent slipped into the role with no explanation. Dick York had suffered a back injury while filming a movie in 1959. Continued pain left him addicted to prescription painkillers, which damaged his health as years went by. By 1969, he was suffering blackouts on the set. In January York was rushed from the set to the hospital and never returned to Bewitched. After he left the show, he was flat on his back for a year. York also suffered financial losses from bad investments and he and his wife cleaned houses for a living at one point. By 1980 he kicked the drugs and began acting again. York died of emphysema in 1992.
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2. Ratings for Bewitched fell in its final three years, which many blamed on the Darrin switch. It wasn’t Dick Sargent’s fault; people just didn’t like the change from a more familiar face. In fact, Dick Sargent could have very well been the original Darrin! He auditioned for the show in 1964 and was actually offered the job, even before Elizabeth Montgomery was cast as Samantha. However, he had to decline as he was under contract to Universal Studios, which wanted him for the series Broadside.
3. A few new phrases were born from Bewitched. Darrin Syndrome is the term for replacing the actor of a main character with no explanation. This situation is sometimes called The Other Darrin. It happens a lot, but in the case of the character Becky in the series Roseanne, there were constant jokes about the switch. In one episode, the family watched Bewitched on TV and actress Lecy Goranson (the second Becky) remarked that she preferred the second Darrin. Of course.

4. Darrin was not the only character played by two actors in Bewitched. Among others, the neighbor Gladys Kravitz was portrayed by Alice Pearce at first, then by Sandra Gould. However, Gladys Kravitz Syndrome has nothing to do with TV casting. It’s a term used when people are just too nosy about the lives of their neighbors.
5. The characters on Bewitched drank so much alcohol that a fan website created a database of the drinking incidents with locations and episode numbers.

6. Elizabeth Montgomery, who played Samantha, also played her deliciously mischievous cousin Serena in several episodes. She was not credited for the role, as producers figured it would be obvious. The role was credited to “Pandora Spocks”, who didn’t exist but received fan mail from viewers who didn’t get the joke. Spocks eventually received her own biography from a fan site.
7. The real house used in the 1959 movie Gidget was copied, but reversed, to build the set for Bewitched. The patio and living rooms were copied from those used in the 1963 movie Gidget Goes to Rome. The exterior set used for the home of nosy neighbor Gladys Kravitz later became the home of The Partridge Family.
8. The Stephens had two children during the run of the series, but they were not ratings gimmicks. Elizabeth Montgomery produced two children, her second and third, as she played Samantha in Bewitched, and both pregnancies were written into the show. Her son Robert Asher was born in 1965 as daughter Tabitha appeared in the series, and daughter Rebecca Asher was born in 1969 as Adam Stephens was born in the series.
9. In the last year of the series, Bewitched was cursed with terrible time slots. Already showing its age, the series’ ratings fell faster than ever in 1971-72 when it was scheduled against the very popular Carol Burnett Show and then moved opposite the powerhouse series All in the Family.
10. Elizabeth Montgomery cherished her privacy, and felt no need to make her vital statistics public. When she died in 1995, her age was published as 57, although she was actually 62. She had married Robert Foxworth a couple of years before her death, but few knew about it, so some obituaries said she was single. Her death certificate said “Elizabeth A. Montgomery”, but her actual middle name was Victoria.

Believe it or not

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
So you thought you were serious yesterday?
And totally unwilling to crack a grin, much less let anything slide?
Well then, batten down the hatches, because you ain't seen nothing yet.
Yesterday was just practice.
You're now fully prepared to do whatever it takes to grab hold of the steering wheel and hang on to it, especially if you believe that whoever is driving now isn't up for the challenge.
Go ahead and grab that wheel.

Some of our readers today have been in:
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
Kuching, Sarawak, Malaysia
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Rio De Janeiro, Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
Santander, Cantabria, Spain
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Coffs Harbor, New South Wales, Australia
Klang, Selangor, Malaysia
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Oldenburg, Niedersachsen, Germany
Swindon, England, United Kingdom
London, England, United Kingdom
Germiston, Gauteng, South Africa
Bremen, Bremen, Germany
Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Katowice, Slaskie, Poland
Rome, Lazio, Italy

as well as Scotland, China and in cities across the United States such as West Bend, Ashtabula, Kissimee, Pleasant Hill and more.

Today is:
Today is Tuesday, September 14, the 257th day of 2010.
There are 108 days left in the year.

Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:
There are none.

Don't forget to visit our sister blog!

Family reunited with dog seven years later

Jake was just a puppy when he was stolen from Brad Davis's family.  
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President Obama's children's book to hit shelves

"Of Thee I Sing"—penned before the president's inauguration—is a "tender" letter to his daughters.
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Skateboarder stops Quran burning in Texas

Also,  well done by the local Unitarian church as well for organizing a  response to the religious extremist.  The skateboarder really won the  day though.

Teenager banned from US for barracking Obama

Another lesson in the "Drugs make you stupid" Department:
(In this case alcohol)

A British teenager has been banned from America for life for sending Barack Obama an abusive email. Luke Angel was reprimanded by police on both sides of the Atlantic after firing off a drunken message to the White House calling the president a "prick".

The FBI intercepted the message and contacted police in the UK who went to see the 17-year-old at his home in Silsoe, Bedfordshire. Luke, a college student, is now on a list of people who are banned from visiting the States. The teenager said that he had sent the email after watching a TV programme about September 11.


When asked about the ban, Luke said: "I don't really care. My parents aren't very happy about it. The police who came round took my picture and told me I was banned from America forever."

A Bedfordshire Police spokesman said: "The individual sent an email to the White House full of abusive and threatening language. We were informed by the Metropolitan Police and went to see him. He said, 'Oh dear, it was me'." Officers will take no criminal action.
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He may not care about it but being stupid is no way to go through life. We have more than enough morons of the 'homegrown' variety as it is stumbling through each day and tripping everyone unfortunate enough to be near them when they fall.

Iran frees American

Sarah Shourd has been released after more than a year of tense negotiations.
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Culinary DeLites

Culinary DeLites
Whole Foods' customers can use color codes to see the environmental impact of their picks.  
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Garlic, fish sauce, and ginger add plenty of flavor to a quick Thai chicken stir-fry.  
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Corn syrup gets a new name

The makers of high-fructose corn syrup battle a wave of bad publicity by calling the product something else.
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It ain't working folks - people are wise to this trick this time and Mercury laced corn syrup is so out of favor with the consumer it will never be profitable again.

Ohio mom arrested for giving toddler pot

A southwest Ohio prosecutor says a woman has been arrested after video on her cell phone showed her teaching her 2-year-old daughter to smoke marijuana.

The man was a spy

The man who captured iconic images of Martin Luther King on the night he died also fed his secrets to the FBI.  
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The Green Book

During the Jim Crow era in the United States, it was neither easy nor safe for African-Americans to travel from town to town. For three decades, The Negro Motorist Green Book: An International Travel Guide was an indispensable resource for finding a place to stay, eat, or buy gas in towns across America. Not necessarily the best places, but any place that would provide accommodations at all if you weren’t white.
A Harlem postal employee and civic leader named Victor H. Green conceived the guide in response to one too many accounts of humiliation or violence where discrimination continued to hold strong. These were facts of life not only in the Jim Crow South, but in all parts of the country, where black travelers never knew where they would be welcome. Over time its full title — “The Negro Motorist Green Book: An International Travel Guide” — became abbreviated, simply, as the “Green Book.” Those who needed to know about it knew about it. To much of the rest of America it was invisible, and by 1964, when the last edition was published, it slipped through the cracks into history.
The Green Book has been revived in a way, as a new play and a children’s book about the travel guide and those who used it are set to debut.

Human ancestors had cooties

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Cooties, of course, are a colloquialism for lice. And our cooties, so says Smithsonian, have a lot to tell us.
For instance, a 2008 study of ancient Peruvian mummies found that lice were already making themselves at home in the Americas, long before the arrival of Europeans. And the DNA of those lice is identical to that of lice we know originated in Africa. If the lice moved to the New World from Africa, it's likely the people they lived on did, too.
Even more intriguing—there's actually a type of head louse that only lives in the Americas. And scientists think it's a remnant of interaction between Homo sapiens and our Asian cousins, Homo erectus.
They found two genetically distinct types of head louse, one found worldwide and another exclusive to the Americas. Strangely enough, this would be possible if the two groups of louse had been living on the heads of two different species on different continents, the scientists say. Reed argued that both modern and archaic humans had their own types of lice. As modern humans--Homo sapiens--began to move out of Africa, they would have intermingled with Homo erectus--Homo sapiens' evolutionary predecessors that were living in Asia and East Africa--picking up their archaic parasites along the way to the New World.
Read more, and get links to the original research papers, at Smithsonian

First Hourglass Dolphin in 150 Years Found on New Zealand Shores

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When Dr. Karen Stockin, a marine ecologist at Massey University in New Zealand, was called in to perform an autopsy, she was expecting to find a carcass of the relatively common dusky dolphin. Instead, she was surprised to see that it was, in fact, an hourglass dolphin—the first to wash up on the shores of New Zealand in more than 150 years.
Article continues: First Hourglass Dolphin in 150 Years Found on New Zealand Shores

Walruses Come Ashore in Alaska As Arctic Ice Melts

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In an event that the US Geological Survey is saying is "directly related to the lack of sea ice" in the Chukchi Sea, tens of thousands of walruses have come ashore in northwest Alaska. The AP quotes USGS biologist Anthony Fischbach as saying they "stretch out for one mile or more. This is just packed shoulder to shoulder."
Article continues: 10,000+ Walruses Come Ashore in Alaska As Arctic Ice Melts

Rare Kiwi Hatches from New Zealand Earthquake

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The magnitude 7.0 earthquake that shook Christchurch, New Zealand, earlier this month caused damage and threatened the life and livelihood of many of the city's residents. Now, as the recovery begins, there is at least one small cause for celebration: A rare kiwi, whose incubator was rocked by the quake, has hatched.
Article continues: Rare Kiwi Hatches from New Zealand Earthquake

Ziggy

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Man captures himself on camera falling to his death

An Austrian man was photographed falling to his death by his own camera after he used the self-timer function to take a picture of himself on a scenic tower in a picturesque region of the country.

Boeing tears down historic aircraft factory

Plant 2 made some of the famous planes that helped the war effort in WWII.  
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Movie Theater Bus


In the 1960s, the British government built seven buses with movie theaters inside. Only one survives to this day, but it’s been lovingly restored to its original grandeur. The bus can hold twenty-two people and is used by its owners to promote the cultures and arts of southwestern England.

DIY Plumbing Disasters


One thing that can make you feel better about the weird things in your home is to see how much worse it could be. A plumbing information site compiled stories, links, and videos of plumbing disasters that range from “substandard” to “Rube Goldberg”!

Exploding Sauerkraut

Who says high school science is boring? A hazmat team was summoned to a school in Prince George, British Columbia when a can of sauerkraut exploded!
Twenty-four students and four staff members at Kelly Road Secondary School were put into quarantine Friday afternoon after a can of the preserved cabbage exploded in a food sciences class.
Teachers didn’t know what was inside the can when it blew up, and called the local fire department and police to prevent an outbreak of botulism, a potentially fatal disease caused by bacteria sometimes found in canned food.
Investigators were soon able to identify the substance as the popular German sausage topping, which had been left to ferment for years.
When the hazmat team was finished, students were sent home for the day.

Drinking for Three

This guy went into the bar Friday night and ordered three beers. In fact, every Friday night he went into the bar and ordered three beers and drank them all by himself. Three beers...every Friday night. Not 2. Never 4. Always 3.

Well, the bartender couldn't figure this out. Without fail this guy always came in. The bartender finally said to the guy, "Every Friday night you come in here and have three beers. There must be a story to this. You never order 2 beers, or 4 beers, always 3."

The guy said, "Yes, there is a story. You see, me and my two buddies always went out for a beer on Friday night when we were in Vietnam. One night while we were drinking we decided that we would continue doing this when we returned to the States. We also decided that if one of us didn't make it, the other two would drink the third one's beer. And if two didn't make it, the third guy would drink the other two beers. The other two didn't make it back so I'm drinking theirs."

The bartender felt bad.

Well, the next Friday night the guy came back into the bar as usual, but only ordered two beers. The bartender couldn't believe it.

From then on, Friday after Friday, this guy now ordered only two drinks.

The bartender was so puzzled he just had to ask the guy about it. The bartender said to him, "I notice you've only been ordering two beers for the last few weeks. There has to be a story here."

The guy said, "Yes, indeed there is a story. You see, I joined the Mormon church and I can't drink beer any more."

Make a good credit score even better

Even if you have an absolutely perfect payment history, 65% of your score is determined by other factors.
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"Were You Born on the Wrong Continent?"

America's misguided culture of overwork
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Germany's workers have higher productivity, shorter hours and greater quality of life. 
How did we get it so wrong?

Good Question

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Illiteracy in America

Another 50 million Americans cannot read past the 4th grade level.
This means that approximately 1 in 6.5 Americans are essentially illiterate.
Well, at least you know who the wingnuts are now.

Lunatic Fringe

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Why innocent people confess to crimes

Despite having no involvement in a crime, some supply "uncannily reliable" confessions.  
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Why drop in crime is surprising to some

The U.S. crime rate declined again in 2009, but the ongoing recession could change that.  
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Bad Cops

Bad Cops







Program, Policy and Plan

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The facts about the expiring tax cuts

Whether or not to extend the Bush-era policy will likely dominate political debate.  
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Senate repugicans plan on blocking middle class tax cuts

For the repugicans, if you're not making $250,000, screw you. Strange that it sounds like the repugican party might have an small internal conflict on the issue. It's an interesting approach for the midterm elections so let's see how that floats with the public who support increasing taxes on the richest 2%. Right about now would be the time for Obama to go for the jugular and drive a larger wedge within the repugicans. Let's hope he finds it in him to continue his recent (good) attacks against the obstructionist repugicans.
Senate repugicans have enough votes to block President Barack Obama's plan to extend tax cuts for the middle class while allowing those for the rich to expire, a spokesman for the Senate repugican leader said Monday. (Only in the fantasies in their minds do they have enough votes - but what else is new.)

Repugicans Monday scrambled to regroup on the tax issue ahead of Nov. 2 congressional elections after House repugican Leader John Boehner appeared to open the door for a possible compromise. (Yes, and the cow jumps over the Moon, too.)

Don Stewart, spokesman for Senate repugican Leader Mitch McConnell, said Senate repugicans are united on the issue. "There are no repugicans who support a tax hike," he said. (except only the two largest tax hikes in the history of the nation and every other tax hike that's come down the pike since 1860.)

Goldman Sachs warns on tax increases for Goldman Sachs employees

Wow, who ever would have guessed that Goldman Sachs would support maintaining the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest 2%? The average salary - including secretaries, not that they get are paid especially higher than elsewhere - is well over $600,000 per employee. Whether this is from a Goldman "economist" (whatever that means these days there) or not, this only adds fuel to the fire. What middle class American who bailed their sorry butts out of the gutter wants to fund yet another windfall for Goldman or anyone on Wall Street?

How convenient.
What did Jan Hatzius make last year? And how much would he have made if Goldman wasn't bailed out?
Extending the shrub tax cuts for all income levels beyond year-end would add a "couple tenths" to US economic growth, while allowing the tax cuts to expire would result in "well over a percentage point" hit, Jan Hatzius, chief U.S. economist at Goldman Sachs told CNBC.

"If everything was allowed to expire, as is the current legislation at the end of this year, that would be a major impact," Hatzius said.

How much do members of Congress make?

Lawmakers may have forsaken a raise this year, but many of them are already millionaires. 
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Entrepreneurial Mistakes

Going it alone and listening to too many advisers are surefire ways to sink a start-up.
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