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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Waiter, There's A Hair In My Soup

The US Food and Drug Administration uses the Defect Levels Handbook to establish maximum levels of natural or unavoidable defects in foods for human use that present no health hazard.

For example, it's not considered unhealthy when peanut butter contains insect fragments to a maximum of 30 per 100 grams, or 1 rodent hair per 100 grams. Canned tomatoes may contain a maximum of 10 fly eggs per 500 grams, or 1 maggot per 500 grams. And popcorn may contain 1 rodent excreta pellet per pound.

The fastest-growing American cities

In the next 40 years, the biggest gainers won't be behemoths like N.Y., L.A., and Chicago.  
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The costliest U.S. states for drivers

Expensive gas and high insurance rates make driving an ordeal in these places.  
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Bad Cops

Cop fired by Kentucky town for brutality is promptly hired by county cops

Judge issues arrest warrant for Mississippi police chief amid allegations from three women that he threatened to shoot them

Texas trooper faces charges after dashboard camera shows brutal attack on female motorist

Texas police officer arrested after argument involving woman

Kentucky cop is fired for storing porn on squad car computer

Curiously un-named Washington corrections officer is arrested on corruption-related charges

Michigan judge, cops are ordered to stand trial for perjury-tainted case

"Advisor" to California police youth program is arrested for lewd and lascivious acts on a child, statutory rape of a minor, sodomy and oral copulation of a person under the age of 16, possession of child pornography, and sexual exploitation of a child

So, ya wanna be a gangsta, eh

The scope and sophistication of fraud "puts the traditional Mafia to shame," officials say.  
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Shoe

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More than 500,000 denied health insurance

Big Insurance does this because their friends in Washington helped them get away with it. Who doesn't have some sort of pre-existing condition?

Financial Times:
The four largest health insurance companies in the US denied coverage to more than half a million individuals because of their pre-existing conditions from 2007 to 2009, according to a congressional investigation.

On average, the four companies – Aetna, Humana, UnitedHealth Group and WellPoint – denied one out of seven applicants’ coverage based on conditions such as pregnancy, angina, diabetes and heart disease.

The investigation found that the number of people who were denied coverage increased about 49 per cent from 2007 to 2009. In that period, the groups refused to pay 212,800 claims for individuals who were already insured based on their previous medical conditions.

O'Reilly comment enrages 'View' co-hosts

Appears that ol'Swill O'Really is trying to reclaim the fucking batshit crazy wingnut crown back from his fellow asshole Glenny boy.
Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar angrily walk off the set after their guest's loaded on-air rant.
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Need more proof ...

84 additional foreign companies caught donating over $800k to Chamber of Commerce acct. used for US elections

ThinkProgress:
Yesterday, the Chamber’s chief lobbyist Bruce Josten, who has been spoon-feeding much of the media distortions about our report, went on Fox News (whose parent company donated $1 million to the Chamber recently for its ad campaign) to again try to dilute the issue by dissembling about the Chamber’s fundraising and membership. “We have probably 60 or so foreign multi-national companies in our membership that we have had for decades, many of which have been in the United States for half a century or a century,” said Josten.

The Chamber is being deceptive. In addition to multinational members of the Chamber headquartered abroad (like BP, Shell Oil, and Siemens), a new ThinkProgress investigation has identified at least 84 other foreign companies that actively donate to the Chamber’s 501(c)(6). Below is a chart detailing the annual dues foreign corporations have indicated that they give directly to the Chamber (using information that is publicly available from the Business Council applications and the Chamber’s own websites)...
Again, the information above documents the fact that foreign donations that go directly to the Chamber without any intermediary, like an “AmCham” or another Chamber affiliate organization. In fact, a Chamber spokesperson acknowledged the foreign funds go into the Chamber’s general account. Any responsible reporter should have to note these direct donations given to the Chamber, which the Chamber has refused to discuss. Or, reporters should contact us directly if there is any confusion about our report.

The truth be told

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Ten dumb money moves to avoid

Making these common mistakes could keep you from reaching your financial goals.  
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Bankers ignored signs of foreclosure chaos

From the "Duh!" Department:

Lenders hired inexperienced "Burger King kids" to rush through mortgage documents.
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How to detect ATM skimming

Look for certain signs that may reveal crooks' attempts to steal your card number.  
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How 'soft addictions' can cost you big

The need to be connected to the Web 24/7 is probably not a harmless habit.  
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Handle tricky social situations with ease

There's a right way and a wrong way to tell someone there's lettuce in her teeth.  
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Culinary DeLites


Using ground turkey in meatballs will reduce calories, fat, and cholesterol.
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As junk-food bans backfire, schools turn to subtler techniques to change kids' habits.  
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Pasta carbonara, crispy chicken, stuffed zucchini blossoms, and shepherd's pie were never so easy.  
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Five drinks that help you de-stress

Milk contains tryptophan, an amino acid that helps produce a calming brain chemical.  
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Seven 'diet' drinks that aren't

A "healthy" cranberry smoothie racks up 1,100 calories and 192 grams of sugar.  
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New evidence that fat cells are not just dormant storage depots for calories

Scientists are reporting new evidence that the fat tissue in those spare tires and lower belly pooches — far from being a dormant storage depot for surplus calories — is an active organ that sends chemical signals to other parts of the body …

Florida State study finds watermelon lowers blood pressure

No matter how you slice it, watermelon has a lot going for it — – sweet, low calorie, high fiber, nutrient rich — — and now, there’s more.
 Evidence from a pilot study led by food scientists at The Florida State University suggests that watermelon …

Ziggy

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Life Cycle

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What goes around - comes around.
Bubba is about to find out just exactly what that ol'proverb means ...

Smile

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Bronze Age Civilization Spotted in Old Photographs

http://news.discovery.com/archaeology/2010/10/12/aerial-278x225.jpgForty-year-old aerial photographs of Russia's Caucasus Mountains revealed clues to the ancient civilization.

Human Ancestors Hunted by Prehistoric Beasts

Human AncestorEarly humans appear to have occupied a much lower link of the food chain than their modern counterparts. Read more 






Earliest Traces of a Disabled, Aged Human Found

Elderly HumanEarly humans must have taken care of this elderly member of their group, providing some of the first evidence of compassion.

The Year’s Best Fossil Finds


October 13th was National Fossil Day!

In commemoration, Wired Science has a gallery of recent discoveries that show how, no matter how much we dig, there’s always something new to learn about our past. Shown is a mysterious organism that lived about 2.1 billion years ago. Scientists haven’t determined whether the five-inch-wide life form was a colony of cells or an early animal.

B.C.

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Ten Incredible Castles Around The World


Everyone knows about the Palace of Versailles in France, the Tower of London in England and the Forbidden City in China. These famous estates are awe-inspiring works of architectural mastery, not to mention historical goldmines.

Although these sites are some of the most famous, they're not the only destinations deserving recognition. Look past the tried-and-true and you may find other amazing structures. From Dracula's Castle in Romania to the Hearst Castle in California, here are 10 palatial spaces that are sure to inspire.

Twenty-seven floors

India's richest man moves into a 27-story house that features helicopter pads and a movie theater.
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Soaring Hoover Dam bypass completed

The $240 million, 890-foot-high bridge allows drivers to bypass the famous dam.  
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The Breathtaking Beauty of Lexiaguo In China

Lexiaguo (Luo Xia Gou) is the capital city of Yunnan province in China. Because of the remoteness and lack of infrastructure it is usually not listed on tourist maps. But for those who have seen the pictures of the Red land, no one can resist its beautiful scenery.

Find Out What Web Sites Know About You

Kim Komando, host of the American talk radio show with the same name wrote a column for USA Today where she explains what you're revealing when you go online.

Did you ever wonder about those ads on a web site that specifically mention your hometown? You also see ads for products you looked at online, but never purchased. And some online ads seem frighteningly tailored to your likes.

By simply visiting a Web site, you reveal more than you probably realize. They know where you're located and other sites you've visited. Sites can even learn intimate details about you, like medical conditions.

Find out what you reveal to the sites you visit.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
There have been some big changes with some of the people you love most in life -- check in on them to see what's up.
You may be surprised to learn of a new arrival.
Get all the gritty details you can, as quickly as you can.
The wheels are turning in your mind -- but your outlandish ideas may not be so outlandish after all.
Keep pushing on just to see how far you can go.
Act on your deepest convictions and the results will always be genuine.

Some of our readers today have been in:
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Almeria, Andaluca, Spain
Mexico City, Distrito Federal, Mexico
Athens, Attiki, Greece
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
Istanbul, Istanbul, Turkey
London, England, United Kingdom
Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
Groningen, Groningen, Netherlands
Tours, Centre, France
Swindon, England, United Kingdom

as well as Italy, Scotland, Wales and in cities across the United States such as South Bend, Lexington, Sparta, Toledo and more.

Today is:
Today is Wednesday, October 13, the 286th day of 2010.
There are 79 days left in the year.

Today's unusual holidays or celebrations are:
National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work (& School) Day
International Top Spinning Day

Don't forget to visit our sister blog!

They're Free

The first of the 33 miners trapped since Aug. 5 is pulled through a 2,000-foot escape shaft.  
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The miners jubilantly embrace wives, children, and rescuers after surviving 69 days underground.  
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The 69-day ordeal and history's longest underground captivity ends with the 33rd man's rescue. 
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A Tax-Free Retirement

Owing less to the IRS is just one reason to consider putting money away in a Roth IRA. 
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'Rollback' backfires

The company changes course after steep price cuts have an unintended effect.  
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Tough Times in the Recovery

Like many other families, the Wheatons are struggling with less pay and more bills.
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Woman Receives One-Billion-Dollar Electric Bill

It's tough for some to make ends meet and pay their bills on time. 
So imagine the surprise of a Georgia woman, when her utility bill asked for one-billion dollars!

When Scarlett Hall sat down to pay her bills, she realized it was probably going to take quite a few Benjamins to pay a billion dollar electricity bill. 


The amount due, $1,016,500,130.09.

Hall lives in Acworth, Georgia, in a home with her husband and three children. 

She's had high power bills before, but nothing like this. 

(Talk about it being tough to make ends meet.)

Knowing this bill had to be a mistake, Hall called Cobb Energy where a customer service rep was able to correct the bill, bringing it down to a more reasonable and accurate $287.

The truth be told

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Repugicans’ ‘scary’ immigrant photo depicts Mexicans in Mexico, photographer reveals

mexicanfarmers Republicans scary immigrant photo depicts Mexicans in Mexico, photographer revealsA photograph that has appeared in two high-profile repugican campaign commercials, used in both cases to depict what some have called "scary" illegal immigrants, is actually a photo taken in Mexico, depicting three Mexican farmers whose crops were destroyed, a British photojournalist has revealed.
And he isn't exactly happy to see his work reproduced in such a manner.
The photo, which was available through Getty Images, carries a caption describing the men as "Mexican citizens photographed in their own country," explained photographer Chris Floyd, in an update to his blog.
In spite of this, repugicans Sharon Angle, a Senate candidate from Nevada, and David Vitter (reptile-LA) have both featured the image in advertisements castigating alleged support of illegal immigrants by their political opponents.
"The fact that these men were Mexican citizens photographed in Mexico kind of negates their claims," the photographer wrote.

Spanish Second Most Common Spoken Language, Third Most Common on the Web

In research just released by Applied Economics professor Jose Luis Garcia Delgado, Spanish language is second in the number of speakers behind English.

Grammar rules to keep in mind

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
Avoid clichés like the plague. (They’re old hat)
Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
Be more or less specific.
Remarks in brackets (however relevant) are (usually) (but not always) unnecessary.
Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
No sentence fragments.
Contractions aren’t necessary and shouldn’t be used.
Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous.
One should NEVER generalize.
Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
Don’t use no double negatives.
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
One-word sentences? Eliminate.
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
The passive voice is to be ignored.
Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
Kill all exclamation points!!!
Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth shaking ideas.
Use the apostrophe in it’s proper place and omit it when its not needed.
Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.”
If you’ve heard it once, you’ve heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
Puns are for children, not groan readers.
Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Laptop spying suits settled by school district for $610,000


Two lawsuits in the so-called "laptop webcam spying" incident involving the Lower Merion School District in Pennsylvania have been settled, for $610,000.

Unwired

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New Bugatti is fastest car

The old Bugatti Veyron cost $1.6 million, with a 1,001-hp engine and 253 mph top speed.  
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A new hotel for Harlem

The historic New York City neighborhood sees the opening of its first major hotel since the 1960s.  
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How we make up our minds

The first step is determining whether you think in black-and-white terms or shades of gray.
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Tuesday Is The Most Miserable Day Of The Week

Did you feel miserable yesterday? That's because Tuesday is the shabbiest day of the week. Conventional wisdom has been turned on its head by researchers at the London School of Economics, who have been monitoring the moodswings of 22,000 people. The results have shown that Tuesday is when most people are at their lowest ebb.

George MacKerron, of LSE's Department of Geography and Environment says: It seems plausible that on Monday the weekend has not quite worn off. By Tuesday they are well into the working week and the following weekend is not yet in sight.

Ziggy

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Strong reaction to high prescription costs

Growing numbers of customers aren't bothering to pick up their medicines due to the price.  
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Shoe

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Upping the cute factor

Awwww