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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Girl's name is 'Boo!'

The parents of an 8-year-old New York girl say they named her Boo! because she was due on Halloween. Boo! came a day late, but the name stuck anyway. "We didn't want to call her 'it' while she was in utero, so we called her 'Boo' because of Halloween," said Drew Elliott, Boo!'s father.

The exclamation mark was added to Boo!'s name later to make sure people knew her name was related to Halloween. "It was the joke that became reality," Boo!'s mother, Erika, said. "I love the exclamation mark. 'Boo' is wimpy without it ... and Halloween now is extra fun."


The child's name wasn't too popular at the beginning, the parents said. Erika Elliott's mother "hated it," and Drew Elliott's father accused him of condemning his daughter to years of abuse at school. But the name did have some unexpected benefits.

"Nobody ever forgets her name, and all of her (preschool) classmates learned what an exclamation mark is," said Boo!'s father. And Boo!, who removed the exclamation mark for a few months during the first grade, likes her name. "I took it off in first grade because I was embarrassed about it, but now I like it," said Boo!. "It's something to show off."

Boy punished for farting on school bus

11-year-old Christian Summers thinks playing video games is fun. According to his school bus driver, he also thinks passing gas is fun. She didn't find his flatulence so funny. "She's like, 'I'm gonna sign you up. I'm gonna sign you up'. I'm like, 'It was an accident," said Summers. For letting it rip on the ride home, Christian was slapped with an hour of detention at Thoreau Park Elementary.

"I thought it was pretty dumb," said Summers. It seems breaking wind is now breaking the rules. The detention slip reads, quote "Thinks it's funny to pass gas while on the van. I've told him it's not funny, nor polite to the others in the van. While others scream, he laughs."



"The normal reaction is to giggle about it and everyone else is going ewww," said Jodi Hochevar, a family friend. "But, I don't think it was definitely not worth being disciplined over." "We laugh when it happens," said Christian's father. Christian now fears his flatulence. If he's caught passing gas on the bus again, he could get four or five days of detention.

"Depends on how much more gas he has," said his father. Now he's secretive when letting one slip on his small school bus. "When I have to pass gas, I have to cover myself because it won't stink up the bus," said Christian.

The Great Wall Of Croatia

 

Ask any one to name a great wall and the chances are that the word China will appear somewhere in their answer.

However, a small under visited town in Croatia has a well kept secret - a wall hundreds of years old which is the longest fortified wall in Europe - and the second in the world after you know what.

Yet very few seem to have heard of the Walls of Ston.

Cruise Ship Squeezes under Bridge with 20 Inches to Spare

Piece of cake!

The Allure of the Seas, a new $1 billion cruise liner built in Finland, passed under a bridge in Denmark with only 20 inches of clearance:
Hans Nilsen, an official at the Korsoer Naval Station, said the passage at 2.20pm went well after the Allure had lowered its telescopic smokestacks.
He said there was about 20in (50cm) clearance between the bridge and the top of the ship – but swell and weather conditions brought that margin of error down to 1.5in (4cm).
Any sudden movement and it would have been a very different story.
He said traffic on the bridge did not have to be stopped during the passage because the voyage was made during daytime, reducing any risks.

Perpetually Capsizing Boat Sculpture


Artist Julian Berthier made this sculpture. It looks like a capsizing boat, but there’s no hull beneath the waterline:
the floating sculpture is made from a large sailboat that has been modified to appear as if it is capsizing. despite its battered appearance the boat is fully functional and able to move around thanks to a built-in motor. to create the piece a 6.5 meter yacht was cut in half and a new keel was added to allow the boat to remain upright in the sinking position. since its construction berthier has taken the boat out on numerous trips inside harbours like canary wharf in london and in normandy, france.

Giant Clothespin Sculpture


Mehmet Ali Uysal, a professor of art at Middle East Technical University created this giant clothespin sculpture. It was built for the Festival of the Five Seasons in Chaudfontaine Park, which appears to be in a town on the outskirts of Liège, Belgium.

Toilet colors through the ages

Ed Del Grande, a plumber, has an advice column in The Seattle Times. He responded to one query about home toilets by describing how the color of a toilet may indicate its vintage:
1920s: Rich pastels like autumn brown reflected fashion trends, and the surplus of beige left over from World War I found its way into our homes.
1930s: As the home became the focus of more activities, cozy neutrals like peach blow gave way to rich colors like dark green and maroon.
1940s: During the war years, the fashion and plumbing industries restricted the number of new colors. Some soil-hiding colors like olive green did appear.

Ziggy

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Swiss Family Robinson Tree Found

Illustrator Kevin Kidney once reminisced about the wonderful tree that was the center of the Disney film The Swiss Family Robinson. One of his readers responded by not only tracking down the location of the tree, but taking several pictures of it as well!
“Kevin, I stumbled upon your post of March this year “Some Really Big Roots” which mentioned the original Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse from the movie of 1960. I live on the island of Tobago in the Caribbean and did research on the tree and actually found it still very much alive in Goldsborough!

Eerie photos of a volcano's eruption

The eruption of Indonesia's most volatile volcano threatens residents still reeling from twin disasters. 
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Giant sinkhole opens up

A crater wreaks havoc in a residential neighborhood of Schmalkalden, but causes no injuries.  
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Awesome Pictures

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Upping the cute factor

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Did Early Primate Ancestors Migrate from Asia?

http://news.discovery.com/archaeology/2010/10/27/primates-278x225.jpgA new fossil find seems to suggest so, and it's throwing a monkey wrench into our evolutionary time-line.  

Earliest Predator Wasn't So Fierce

http://news.discovery.com/animals/2010/11/01/shrimp-278x225.jpgA carnivorous shrimp that was thought to have ruled the seas of Earth a half billion years ago had a mouth with rubbery teeth.

Spooked Baby Dinosaur Ran on Two Legs

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Footprints left behind by a running baby sauropod capture a moment when the dinosaur may have been so scared that it reared up on its hind legs and bolted.

'Balloon head' dolphin discovered

Dutch researchers indentify a new genus and species of dolphin that appears to have had a broad snout and balloon-like forehead.

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The Elelphant Man

Quick thinking by an unsung British hero led to one of the war's most unusual rescue missions.  
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Bear Chases Bison In Yellowstone National Park

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Yellowstone National Park, MT -- A man who saw a grizzly bear chasing a bison in Yellowstone National Park, Montana has published his photos.
Alex Wypyszinski had just dropped off his wife at work and had a few hours to kill one morning in April, 2009.
He was driving in the Fountain Flats area when he heard an unusual sound; he turned around and saw two fuzzy brown images racing quickly toward him.
Wypyszinski pulled out his camera thinking he was going to catch two moose racing down the highway.
It was a bison, badly burned from an encounter with one of the numerous hot spots in Yellowstone National Park.
A grizzly was chasing the buffalo and gaining quickly. He stopped his car and started snapping pictures of the two beast.
Wypiszinski says once in the safety of the woods the bison out maneuvered the grizzly, but park rangers had to put the bison down due to the injuries it sustained.

The Brutal Truth Behind Boxing Kangaroos


Photo: Julian Robinson [Flickr]
The term “Boxing kangaroo” brought to my mind a cartoon image of a kangaroo with boxing gloves, but in the wild, these roo fights are less like boxing and more like brutal knife fights.

Photographer Julian Robinson (aaardvaark on Flickr) observed:
Bouncing nimbly on powerful hind legs, sizing each other up, the two opponents launch sudden combinations, jabbing and grappling with lightning forelegs to gain the advantage, then lashing out with raking kicks – haymakers far more devastating than any man’s. Each razor-sharp hind claw has the potential to disembowel the other animal. [...] Although far from unfamiliar with Australia’s Eastern Grey Kangaroos, Julian Robinson was quite unprepared for the spectacle that was to unravel before his eyes. He stumbled upon the slugfest in 2006 [...]
The dangerous forepaw claws are clearly visible in the first two shots above. “They keep their heads out of range as far as they can, with good reason,” explains Julian, adding: “You don’t see many roos standing up tall. These guys sure got as high as they could get.”
Environmental Graffiti has more: here.

Cheeky monkey cannot help showing ‘the finger’ to visitors at zoo

Jackson the mandrill appears to be giving visitors to the zoo 'the finger' but he cannot help being rude. He has a form of arthritis that causes him to raise his central digit when bring watched having his picture taken at his zoo.

‘I was there photographing him, and a father and sons were watching him,’ said Mark Rogers, who captured the finger in full flight. Jackson’s a bit grumpy and really doesn’t like being photographed, but what he likes even less is people shouting at him.


'The father tried to make fake ape sounds and Jackson raised his hand with the finger extended. The entire crowd watching him then laughed out loud and the father quickly stopped making the noise.’ Mr Rogers added: ‘I did find out later that the mandrill had arthritis in that finger. I can’t help but wonder if he used that to his advantage.’

A spokesman for San Francisco Zoo, where Jackson lives, said the baboon does not intend to offend. ‘He doesn’t usually swear at our visitors but at least he made people laugh as usually he hates the attention,’ he added.

Monday, November 1, 2010

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
Last-minute turnarounds have never been at the very top of your 'most favorite things' list, but that's kind of the point: We don't see it happening, so we have to reach deep inside ourselves to react -- which gives us a chance to get to know ourselves all over again, without anyone's expectations about how we 'should' be acting, based on what they think of us.
Treat the incident like a learning opportunity, and it can't help but turn out to be just that.

Some of our readers today have been in:
Milan, Lombardia, Italy
Wellington, Wellington, New Zealand
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
London, England, United Kingdom
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Brazil
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Oldenburge, Neidersachsen, Germany
Prague, Hlavni Mesto Praha, Czech Republic
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Oslo, Oslo, Norway
Stuttgart, Baden-Wurttemburg, Germany
Groningen, Groningen, Netherlands

as well as Singapore, Malaysia, Israel, Kazakhstan, Poland, Puerto Rico, Russia, Vietnam, Thailand, Netherlands Antilles and in cities across the United States such as Hickory, El Segundo, Kennewick, Pittstown and more.

Today is:
Today is Monday, November 1, the 305th day of 2010.
There are 60 days left in the year.

Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:
There isn't any.

Don't forget to visit our sister blog!

November is ...

International Drum (Percussion) Month
Georgia Pecan Month

and

NoSHAVEmber
(aka: Bread Month in the U.S. and Movember - Moustache Month in Australia)

Where water is running out

Shortages are likely in some metro areas, especially if weather patterns change.
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A $400K home's final cost: $6 mil

Mark Feldberg and Emilyn Page had a vision for every detail of their new house.  
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North Carolina man pursues world record

A North Carolina man is celebrating successful cancer surgery in an unusual way: by seeking world record status for the tumor doctors removed from his abdomen.

China's massive population shift

Six million workers race door-to-door to finally capture the true size of China's giant cities.  
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Ten Years of the International Space Station


This week will mark the tenth anniversary of continuous human habitation onboard the International Space Station:
More than 200 orbiting explorers have visited the space complex; 15 nations have contributed to the missions, providing modules and hardware; and more than 600 experiments have been carried out on board.

IT worker sentenced after stealing employee information to earn $100 vouchers

We've wondered before just how much information and power IT staff have at businesses, and in this case, it looks like the answer is too much.

Yemen arrests two related to bomb threat

NY Times:
The powerful bombs concealed inside cargo packages and destined for the United States were expertly constructed and unusually sophisticated, American officials said Saturday, further evidence that Al Qaeda’s affiliate in Yemen is steadily improving its abilities to strike on American soil.

As investigators on three continents conducted forensic analysis of two bombs shipped from Yemen and intercepted Friday in Britain and Dubai, American officials said evidence was mounting that the top leadership of Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, including the radical American-born cleric Anwar al-Awlaki, was behind the attempted attacks.

Yemeni officials on Saturday announced the arrest of a young woman and her mother in connection with the plot, which also may have involved two language schools in Yemen. The two women were not identified, but a defense lawyer who has been in contact with the family, Abdul Rahman Barham, said the daughter was a 22 year-old engineering student at Sana University.

Look at it this way ...

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Places where voting is mandatory

In some countries, citizens face stiff penalties for not going to the polls.  
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Clues to watch on Election Day

A few early hints could signal whether the nation is in for a mild shakeup.

We Remeber


Do you?

Rand Paul head-stomper charged with assault

Non Sequitur

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On The Job

These bedrock institutions will always need workers, no matter how much the economy changes. 
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Save money when applying for a loan

Pay attention to the fine print so you don’t wind up overpaying for a car or house.  
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Not Just for Pie Anymore

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Five So-Called 'Bad' Foods You Can Stop Avoiding

Get back on track after Halloween

Get back on track after Halloween
Boo!
So you blew your diet raiding your kid’s stash and you over-did it a bit on the "haunted" martinis.
No worries.
Here’s how to right those wrongs today and avoid post-holiday flub.

Avoid these health scams

Crooks are using health reform to peddle policies that aren't what they seem.  
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Get great sleep in your 20s, 30s, 40s and beyond

Get great sleep in your 20s, 30s, 40s and beyond

Fast ways to end low-energy

Placing a plant or flowers on your desk encourages creativity, one study found.  
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Monkey Time


Major Lance

How To Smile


Frown and you frown alone, but smile and the whole world smiles with you. Not just any smile will do, though. With 19 variations on the smile, including 16 produced by enjoyable emotions, smiling is an incredibly important part of our lives.

If you're looking to develop a genuine, infectious smile that can make a bad date turn good, seal a business deal, or help you make friends wherever you go, this article will help you on your way.

How Fear Works


Fear is a feeling of agitation and anxiety caused by the presence or imminence of danger. The most common physical reactions of fear include a rapid heart rate, increased blood pressure, tightening of muscles, sharpened or redirected senses, dilation of the pupils, and increased sweating.

Superstitious Beliefs Getting More Common

Paranormal ActivityBelievers range from free-spirited types to high-powered businessmen.
Some are drifters; others are brain surgeons.  

Scientist Invents New Method for Possibly Reading Minds, Recording Dreams

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Dr Cerf makes his bold claim based on an initial study which he says suggests that the activity of individual brain cells, or neurons, are associated with specific objects or concepts.
He found, for example, that when a volunteer was thinking of Marilyn Monroe, a particular neuron lit up.
By showing volunteers a series of images, Dr Cerf and his colleagues were able to identify neurons for a wide range of objects and concepts – which they used to build up a database for each patient. These included Bill and Hilary Clinton, the Eiffel Tower and celebrities.
So by observing which brain cell lit up and when, Dr Cerf says he was effectively able to “read the subjects’ minds”.
He admits that there is a very long way to go before this simple observation can be translated into a device to record dreams, or dream catcher. But he thinks it is a possibility – and he said he would like to try.
Cerf also mentions the possibility of reading people’s thoughts when they are in comas. It seems like this could have other, more dubious applications as well.

Ziggy

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Satellite View of a Nuclear Test Site


Yucca Flat in Nevada was the site of 827 nuclear detonations while the US enhanced its nuclear weapons. Pictured above is a Google Maps satellite view of the pock-marked surface.

City of Skulls


Photo via Elena Chinarina
Forget haunted houses – in Russia, there are entire cities and towns that look haunted. Dark Roasted Blend explains:
We’d like to call them "ghost towns", but they are clearly not abandoned. Amazingly, people still live in them, go to work in harshest possible conditions (paradoxically making it the richest and mightiest industrial area in Russia) and then come "home" to relax in this inhuman weather, non-existing infrastructure, in dangerously dilapidated buildings…
Take, for example, Cherepovetz City ("City of Skulls") shown above. No need for skeletons, monsters, or for that matter, any special effects to make this town terrifying ... 

Bronze Age hoard found intact

Archaeologists have unearthed a collection of Bronze Age axe heads, spear tips and other 3,000 year old metal objects buried in an Essex field.
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Digger finds Neolithic tomb complex

Archaeologists on Orkney are investigating what is thought to be a 5,000-year-old tomb complex.
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Taikhar Chuluu

A large rock stands out in the middle of a plain in Mongolia. The Taikhar chuluu is covered with inscriptions dating back as far as Turkic rule in Mongolia. Those inscriptions were followed by more in the Mongol language, then Tibetan, and even more modern graffiti.
Of course, the rock itself did not come here by itself, the legend says. Long time ago there lived a hero here called Bökebilig (“Strong and wise”). Suddenly a large snake started to come out from under the earth. Bökebilig did not like this, and he pushed back the snake from where it came, and then he closed the mouth of its cave with this rock which has been standing here ever since. Not far from the rock there is a small mountain called Altan sandali (“Golden throne”), of which tradition says that Bökebilig took a rest on it, while washing his hands in the nearby Tamir river.

B.C.

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Horses


Amazing pictures of horses taken by Polish photographer Wojtek Kwiatkowski.

Like Humans, Chimps Tend to Be Right-Handed

ChimpanzeeThe trait was once thought unique to humans due to asymmetries in our brains.  

I've heard of pulling a Tiger's tail, but ...

Officials say a female diving guide was bitten on the thigh and buttocks by a shark but was saved when another swimmer pulled the shark's tail.

'Bizarre and frightening' fish finds

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BLACK LIZARDFISH: the mouthful of large teeth suggests it catches and eats other animals near the seafloor.

Mimic Octopus

The Mimic Octopus (Thaumoctopus mimicus) is a fascinating animal that was discovered in 1998 off the coast of Sulawesi in Indonesia. The mimic octopus is the first known species to take on the characteristics of multiple species.
This octopus is able to copy the physical likeness and movement of more than fifteen different species, including sea snakes, lionfish, flatfish, brittle stars, giant crabs, sea shells, stingrays, jellyfish, sea anemones, and mantis shrimp.

The animal is so intelligent that it is able to discern which dangerous sea creature to impersonate that will present the greatest threat to its current possible predator.


Neat.