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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Fire devastates forest in Israel

The largest fire in the country's history prompts an unprecedented call for international help.  
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Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things


Kim Jong-il, the dear leader of North Korea likes to look at things. 
This website has lots of photos of Kim Jong-il looking at things. 
In the picture above he's looking at corn.
Mentally ill people do such things.

Shoe

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Portrait

Mark Twain (pen-name of Samuel Clemens) (born 30 November, 1835; died 21 April, 1910), pictured above in an 1850 photograph by G. H. Jones
‘It was a big river, below Memphis; banks brimming full, everywhere, and very frequently more than full, the waters pouring out over the land, flooding the woods and fields for miles into the interior; and in places, to a depth of fifteen feet; signs, all about, of men’s hard work gone to ruin, and all to be done over again, with straitened means and a weakened courage. A melancholy picture, and a continuous one;—hundreds of miles of it. Sometimes the beacon lights stood in water three feet deep, in the edge of dense forests which extended for miles without farm, wood-yard, clearing, or break of any kind; which meant that the keeper of the light must come in a skiff a great distance to discharge his trust,—and often in desperate weather. Yet I was told that the work is faithfully performed, in all weathers; and not always by men, sometimes by women, if the man is sick or absent. The Government furnishes oil, and pays ten or fifteen dollars a month for the lighting and tending. A Government boat distributes oil and pays wages once a month.’

—from Life on the Mississippi (1883)
Mark Twain (pen-name of Samuel Clemens) (born 30 November, 1835; died 21 April, 1910), pictured above in an 1850 photograph by G. H. Jones
‘It was a big river, below Memphis; banks brimming full, everywhere, and very frequently more than full, the waters pouring out over the land, flooding the woods and fields for miles into the interior; and in places, to a depth of fifteen feet; signs, all about, of men’s hard work gone to ruin, and all to be done over again, with straitened means and a weakened courage. A melancholy picture, and a continuous one;—hundreds of miles of it. Sometimes the beacon lights stood in water three feet deep, in the edge of dense forests which extended for miles without farm, wood-yard, clearing, or break of any kind; which meant that the keeper of the light must come in a skiff a great distance to discharge his trust,—and often in desperate weather. Yet I was told that the work is faithfully performed, in all weathers; and not always by men, sometimes by women, if the man is sick or absent. The Government furnishes oil, and pays ten or fifteen dollars a month for the lighting and tending. A Government boat distributes oil and pays wages once a month.’
—from Life on the Mississippi (1883)

Ten Great Years


A few years ago I found myself explaining to some kids (tweens) at a Paul McCartney concert how relatively short the Beatles career as group was, compared to, say, The Rolling Stones. Seeing this only reinforces how fleeting those years were.  Artist Maxim Dalton is selling a limited edition (500) of this giclée print.

Abbey Road ... before they crossed the street

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Gylne Tider


This very long promo for Norwegian show Gylne Tider  (Golden Times) features a bunch of people I haven't thought of in a while, green-screened onto a Santa Monica beach background, covering The  Beatles' "Let It Be." It made me feel simultaneously amused, perplexed, and old.

Why do you get a hangover

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A three-day holiday detox

This simple vegetarian plan will help you recover from too much celebrating.  
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Tax credits for home upgrades

Some improvements can save on energy costs and lower your IRS liability — but you need to act fast.
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Ways you're wasting money

Changing your oil every 3,000 miles or leaving ceiling fans on can needlessly waste money.  
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Student's debt: $200,000

Kelli Space borrowed $200,000 to earn a bachelor's degree — a move she now regrets.  
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Odds and Sods

Mike and Terri Karsten really like good bread. In fact, they like bread so well they built a wood-fired brick oven in their backyard just to bake really good bread.

Alaska had its Bridge to Nowhere. It's starting to look as though Minnesota and Wisconsin might be planning the bridge to never.

After the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals received an anonymous complaint about the New York Police Departmenta s method of trapping mice, they contacted the police commissioner over the mouse emergency.

Nazi Scientists Proposed Creating a Giant Space Mirror to Burn Enemy Nations


An issue of Life magazine published on July 23, 1945 includes an article about a secret weapon proposed by some Nazi scientists toward the end of World War II. It was a huge mirror that, if placed in orbit, would focus sunlight on enemy nations and burn them:
Plausible schemes to build a station in space were engineered on paper long before the war. European rocket enthusiasts, including Dr. Hermann Oberth, who may have been the designer of the V-2, had planned to use the space station not as a weapon but as a refueling point for rockets starting off on journeys into space. … The only major obstacle: constructing a rocket powerful enough to reach a point where a space station could be built. If the modern German scientists had been able to make such a rocket, they might have ben able to set up their sun gun. Whether the sun gun would have accomplished what they expected, however, is another matter.”
The German idea of using the sun as a military weapon is not new. There is an ancient legend that Archimedes designed great burning mirrors which set the Roman fleet afire during the siege of Syracuse, in which Archimedes later died. This legend, and the German plan for building may be proved physically impossible by a simple axiom of optics. This is that light cannot be brought to a sharp, pointed focus with lenses or mirrors unless it comes from a sharp, pointed source. Since the sun appears in the sky as a disk and not as a point, the best any optical system can produce is an image of this disk. At very short focal lengths, the image is small and hot but as the focal length is increased the image becomes progressively bigger and cooler. At the distance the Germans proposed to set up their mirror (3,100 miles) the image of the sun cast on the earth would be about 40 miles in diameter and not hot enough to do any damage.

Is that a mirror or a 2-way glass?

Mirror or glasssHow can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass?
Here’s how: I thought it was quite interesting!  And I know in about 30 seconds you’re going to do what I did and find the nearest mirror.
Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not?  A policewoman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on.
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can’t see them)?  There have been many cases of people installing  2-way mirrors in female changing rooms.  It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by looking at it.
So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?
Just  conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE! IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!
“No Space, Leave the Place”.  So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the “fingernail test.”  It doesn’t cost you anything.
REMEMBER:   No Space, Leave the Place.

Man claims new Droid 2 smartphone exploded next to his ear

A Cedar Hill, Texas resident claims that his brand-new Motorola Droid 2 exploded next to his ear, when he was trying to make a call. Aron Embry reported hearing a "popping sound" come from his Droid 2, although he felt no pain at first. He did, however, begin feeling blood dripping onto his neck. 

B.C.

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New TSA Guidelines

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Considering the joke they are now these make sense.

Police say teenager swallowed bag of cocaine

A Framingham teenager fought with officers as they tried to prevent him from swallowing a bag of what appeared to be cocaine, police said.

Art Taylor, 18, swallowed the small bag but was arrested on several other charges after police pulled him over on Union Avenue at, police spokesman Lt. Ron Brandolini said. "He made a quick movement to the centre console, and there was small baggie with a white powder in it," Brandolini said.


"He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth." An officer tried to stop him, but Taylor kept pushing his arm away. The officers dragged Taylor from the car, and he started fighting with them in the middle of the road. By the time officers handcuffed him, Taylor had swallowed the bag, Brandolini said.

Taylor pleaded not guilty at his Framingham District Court arraignment yesterday and was released without bail. He is due back in court Jan. 6 for a pretrial conference.

What it's like to be a cocaine submarine captain

A former Columbian narco-sub pilot anonymously recounts his life captaining a homebrewed semi-submersible filled with millions of dollars' worth of cocaine, at gunpoint all the while:

At around 8 p.m., the tide was high and the night sufficiently dark as the ocean water tugged at the submersible. A speedboat pulled the vessel out to sea, where the crew started the engines. They accelerated to 12 knots and set off on a 270-degree course heading west, toward the open ocean. The guard provided by the drug mafia for each transport, armed with a revolver and an assault rifle, stood at the door to the engine room. It was incredibly hot in the submersible, where the engines remove oxygen from the air and enrich it with carbon monoxide, despite ventilation pipes. "You constantly feel like you're suffocating," says Alonso. "Every four hours, we reduced the speed from 12 to six knots. Then we opened the hatch in the front for exactly one minute, let some fresh air in and accelerated again." The four-man team worked in shifts, while Alonso kept monitoring the route. Once they were in the open ocean, the man with the assault rifle gave him a piece of paper showing the target position. Their instructions were to arrive there on a specific day and at a specific time.
Each of the men tried to sleep after his shift, but the stench and the noise on board made this impossible. They had to drink copious amounts of water to make up for the buckets of sweat constantly running off their bodies. Their main source of nourishment was condensed milk, the Peruvian "Leche Gloria" brand. The stench from fecal matter, which couldn't be disposed of during the trip, soon became almost unbearable.

Chillin' the immune system out

Chillin' the immune system out (Image: Jeff Carroll/Agstock USA/SPL)
Cannabis is a double-edged sword: by dampening the immune system, it provides relief from inflammatory diseases, but this also increase the risk of infections.

'Vegetarian' Defined

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Daily Funny

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

His wife stared at him.

'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

Female driver's secret weapon

A housewife turned daredevil says she has an important skill her male competitors don't.  
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Runner's incredible finish

Holland Reynolds had more than a state title in mind when she forced herself to finish a grueling race. 
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Non Sequitur

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Group Rope Jumping


This seems to be the newest craze in Russia: Group Rope Jumping. A group of people tied together, daring fate, jumping from a bridge on a frozen river.

Calcio Fiorentino

A Bruising, Anarchic And Exhilarating Spectacle Of Sport
 

Calcio Fiorentino. Does that ring any bells in terms of sports? It's almost certainly not one you played at school but it has weathered the centuries well and is still played in its home town of Florence, Italy.

It has been played since the sixteenth century. The game - Calcio for short - must be the original extreme sport. And boy, oh boy, is it extreme.

Unusual Sportswomen Of The Past

 

At the turn of the last century women in the western world were finding a voice, both collectively and individually. As the Victorian era lapsed in to memory and the Edwardian Era commenced many women chose to pursue sports. Some women chose to flaunt convention and compete in sports that, even today, are not thought of as traditional women sports.

Some of these vintage pictures from the Edwardian Era (and just beyond) may surprise you. Yet these few representatives are surely testament to a greater percentage of the women of the past who were unafraid to pursue their sporting ambitions in a still male dominated world.

Believe it or not

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Ducklings vs the Wind


Hint: the Wind wins.

Being a baby photographer ain't easy

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Being an animal baby photographer is another whole level of 'not easy'.

Friday, December 3, 2010

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
Your quick thinking and keen eye are sharper than ever -- use all your skills to keep someone else from making a very big mistake.
They might not appreciate your efforts right away, but in a few days they'll be singing your praises and thanking you for stepping in when you did.
It's just another example that when you know you're right, you're right!
You'll get a glimpse of the future you thought you wanted -- turns out, you're glad to be taking a different path.

Some of our readers today have been in:
Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, Malaysia
Izmir, Izmir, Turkey
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Wellington, Wellington, New Zealand
Seoul, Kyonggi-Do, Korea
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Reutlingen, Baden, Wurttemburg, Germany
Perpignan, Languedoc-Roussillon, France
Prague, Hlavni Mesto Praha, Czech Republic
Delhi, Delhi, India
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Sittard, Limburg, Netherlands
Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Perth, Western, Australia, Australia
Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada
Thornhill, Ontario, Canada

as well as Serbia, Bangladesh, Greece, Scotland, Hong Kong, Denmark, Wales, Singapore, Sweden, Saudi Arabia, Croatia, Pakistan, Romania, Finland, Korea, Netherlands,  Argentina, Vietnam, Egypt, Russia, Indonesia, Puerto Rico, Belgium, Brazil and in cities across the United States such as Kaysville, Durham, Oklahoma City, Salem and more.

Today is:
Today is Friday, December 3, the 337th day of 2010.
There are 28 days left in the year.

Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:
There isn't one.

Don't forget to visit our sister blog!

The brainiest U.S. cities

In a test of smarts, college towns get high marks, with one Western spot at the top.  
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Non Sequitur

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Culinary DeLites

Sweet potatoes are one of the healthiest foods in a season of calorie bombs. 
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Yes and No

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U.S. troops' Taliban reality

In one deadly Afghan city, Americans bargain with the same insurgents they're trying to defeat.  
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Attack leaves ghost town

Charred homes and empty streets are all that remain on tiny Yeonpyeong after North Korea's attack.  
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Shoe

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On The Job

American workers who go without a job for many months are learning some very painful lessons.  
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Economy hopes rattled by news

A surprising setback in unemployment numbers adds to jitters about the wobbly economy.  
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Make more over the holidays

Earn extra cash by filling in for people on vacation and working at seasonal parties.  
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How to avoid a tax penalty

Take one easy action in December, and you could owe less to the IRS in April.  
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Money-saving mortgage tips

By making an extra payment each year, you can save thousands of dollars.  
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Ten money-saving products

A water filter costs as little as $60 per year, versus $504 a year for bottled.  
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Ziggy

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Best places to go in 2011

Doha, Qatar, has beautiful beaches and hosts a prestigious film festival.  
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Luxury camp-like family retreat

Kate Ditzler and Stuart Gasner spent millions to create the perfect getaway. 
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Believe it or not

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World gets new hottest pepper

A new breed that's 270 times hotter than a jalapeno blows away the notorious "ghost chili."  
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Wizard of Id

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Scientific Minds Want To Know

Absolute zero sounds like an unbreachable limit, but there is a weird realm of negative temperatures that could reveal new states of matter.

Chimps display morality

Primates display a startling ability to share — and care, one biologist claims.  
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Archaeology News

Archaeologists on Orkney are investigating what is thought to be a 5,000-year-old tomb complex.

Lakebed discovered under sand
An ancient lake bed 350 kilometers long has been discovered beneath the sands of the Egyptian Sahara desert.

Coca leaves first chewed 8,000 years ago

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