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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

After Delaying Payments, Borders Will Meet With Publishers

The book chain Borders entered 2011 on an unsteady note, telling major publishers last week that it would delay payments owed to them, and stoking fears that it would not be able to recover from declining sales.

On Monday, Borders executives said they would discuss the company’s plans with publishers at hastily arranged meetings in New York later this week. Mike Edwards, the chief executive of Borders, will attend the meetings, said Mary Davis, a spokeswoman for Borders.

“We value our relationships with them, which is why we’re engaging in discussions with them,” Ms. Davis said. “We’re committed to working with our vendors as part of our overall effort to refinance.”

They will enter the talks without two high-ranking Borders executives who resigned on Monday: Thomas D. Carney, the company’s general counsel, and Scott Laverty, the chief information officer.

Ms. Davis added that the company was not in a liquidity crisis and that its stores were well inventoried. Borders executives are in discussions regarding potential refinancing, she said.

As e-books have risen in popularity, brick-and-mortar bookstores have appeared increasingly vulnerable, and many publishing executives believe the number of stores will decrease in the coming years. For months, publishers have been especially worried about the health of Borders, which has suffered from losses in revenue for years and reported dismal third-quarter earnings in December.

If the bookseller goes out of business, publishers could lose tens of millions of dollars, miles of shelf space and the selling power of more than 675 retail stores.

Industry analysts said a bankruptcy filing from Borders seemed more likely than ever.

Some book chains have broadened their merchandise to go even further beyond books than before, devoting significant space to toys and games for children and a selection of electronic readers like the Nook and the Kobo.

Borders lagged behind Barnes & Noble in establishing its digital book business and has been threatened by competition from Amazon.com and big-box discount stores. Peter Wahlstrom, a retail analyst for Morningstar Equity Research, said Borders had been badly hurt by a decline in print bookselling.

“Book sales have been either flat or down in the last several years,” he said. “It’s a difficult environment over all. And looking at Borders versus Barnes & Noble, Barnes & Noble has done a good job, relatively speaking.”

Barnes & Noble, sounding cheery, said on Monday that it achieved “record-setting” sales this holiday season, an increase of 9.7 percent in the nine-week period ended Jan. 1. The boom was partly created by demand for the chain’s dedicated e-readers, the Nook and Nook Color. The company will release more detailed holiday sales information on Thursday.

Borders has not yet released holiday sales data.

A spokesman for Ingram Book Company, a major book wholesaler, said on Monday the company was still shipping books to Borders, despite the bookseller’s troubles, but at least one other supplier has said that it has halted shipments to Borders.

“Most every publisher and distributor wants Borders to survive and thrive, and we are no exception,” said Skip Prichard, the president and chief executive of Ingram Content Group.

Borders, based in Ann Arbor, Mich., has 19,500 employees.

Why 2011 will cost more

Gasoline and health care are among the expenses expected to rise this year.  
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Baby boomers are bummed

Many are unprepared for retirement, but one cause of gloom is partly their own fault.
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Five resolution saboteurs & 5 hot new fitness crazes

Don't commit to going to the gym from now until the end of the year.  
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Kettlebells, Power Plates, and Zumba may be the keys to getting in shape in 2011.  
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Dishwasher secrets

An appliance expert suggests doing one task after every load — but most people never bother. 
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Wizard of Id

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A toast to history

500 years of wine-drinking cups mark social shifts in ancient Greece
How commonly used items — like wine drinking cups — change through time can tell us a lot about those times, according to University of Cincinnati research to be presented Jan. 7 by Kathleen Lynch, UC associate professor of classics ...

The Portonaccio Sarchophagus

An Amazing Relic Of Rome
 

It is strange to think that this sarcophagus is eighteen hundred years old so vivid are the carvings on its sides. Who was buried inside is not known for sure, but there are facts that can be gleaned from the study of the ornate sculpting.

It was discovered in 1931 near Via Tiburtina, in the eastern suburbs of the Rome. Housed in the National Museum of Rome, the Portonaccio Sarcophagus is displayed in a darkened room under spotlights which show its decorative figures beautifully.

Twelve-year-old Indian boy publishes handwritten weekly newspaper for his community

He is all of 12 years but Utkarsh Tripathi painstakingly brings out a handwritten newspaper every week to spread awareness among his peers on issues like the environment and female foeticide. And all this to satisfy his urge to "serve the country". A Class 8 student of the Brij Bihari Sahai (BBS) Inter College in Allahabad, Utkarsh has been bringing out the newspaper Jagriti for the last one year. And for the four-page, black-and-white newspaper, Utkarsh not only dons the role of a reporter, editor and publisher, but also turns hawker for circulating the weekly. Unlike other papers, readers of Jagriti don't have to spend a single penny - Utkarsh distributes it free of cost. "Yes, I manage it all alone. Right from gathering the content, its editing, publishing and ultimately distributing the copies to readers," Utkarsh, a resident of Khatju colony in Allahabad, said.

"I know, you would like to know how I publish the newspaper. First I prepare a handwritten copy of Jagriti and later take out copies at a photocopy shop in my locality ... It's simple," he explained. Jagriti has about 150 readers belonging to varied age groups in Allahabad, some 200 km from the state capital Lucknow. "Children comprise the major chunk of Jagriti readers ... my school friends, my seniors in school, teachers and also my neighbours," he said. According to Utkarsh's father Hari Prasad, who runs a coaching institute, his son has a flair for writing and wanted to serve the country in some way. "More than a year ago, he read an article on Indo-China relations in a Hindi daily. I don't know what came into his mind ... After reading the article, he came to me and asked me to suggest a way he could serve the country," Prasad said.


"At that time I wasn't sure how serious he was about the question ... I said that joining the defence services was one of the best options to serve the country ... To this, he said that he wanted to start serving the society from his school life itself. I then suggested why not work like a journalist and make people aware of their rights," he added. Utkarsh took the suggestion seriously and came up with Jagriti. "I named the newspaper Jagriti, as my mission was to make people aware of various issues affecting them," the 12-year-old said. "I try to cover social issues pertaining to environment, female foeticide and others in the editorial section, and also information about public welfare schemes and important government policies for the betterment of the poor or children," Utkarsh added.

Jagriti also has success stories of scientists, political leaders and other prominent personalities. But how does he get time from his studies to bring out a weekly newspaper? "I believe if anyone is passionate about something, he or she can take out some time to pursue his passion, irrespective of the hectic schedule," Utkarsh replied. "I spend some time daily on researching topics and gathering public utility information from sources like magazines, news dailies and the internet. On Sunday I get more time to work on my project and make pictorial representations that could go along with the articles," he said. Nutan Devi, a local journalist and the boy's neighbour, said; "For me it's real journalism ... It has revived the decades-old objective of journalism that seems to have now have got lost somewhere.

Dazzling views of solar eclipse

An otherworldly glow in the morning sky captivates sky watchers from Sweden to Kashmir.
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Japanese Scientist Produces an Artificial Alternative to Rare Earth Minerals

(Specifically Palladium)
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The world–and particularly the Japanese–may be in a frenzy over China’s newly announced 35% cut in rare earth exports, those used to produce many high-tech devices, in the first half of this year. But a Japanese scientist has found one answer: Create the metals artificially.
Professor Hiroshi Kitagawa of Kyoto University has announced that he and his team of researchers have artificially produced a metal similar to palladium, a material commonly used in catalytic converters. In his lab, Kitagawa used a heating method to produce ultramicroscopic metal particles, ultimately mixing the usually resistant rhodium and silver to create the palladium-like metal.

Ziggy

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Baby miniature panda cow

A farmer shows off a calf from a new breed that he says could be kept as a pet.  
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Britain's 'biggest ever fox' eats cat, gets killed

A fox, believed to be the biggest ever found in Britain, has been caught and killed after it apparently ate a family's pet cat. The giant creature was twice the normal size of its species and weighed 26.5lb - or nearly two stone. It was 4ft long - the same length as an average seven-year-old child and about the size of a coyote, dingo or Iberian lynx.


The animal was caught on Boxing Day by vet Keith Talbot who had laid a trap with food, while he spent Christmas at his parents' home in Maidstone, Kent. The fox's capture raises fears such creatures are getting larger and bolder, as they have easy access to discarded food from suburban homes.

Mr Talbot spoke about the suspected attack by the fox on their cat. He said: "The cat was on the doormat when they (his parents) went to bed and heard some commotion. They saw a fox going up the drive later on that night, but didn't think anything of it.


"Later that morning, they came out and there was fur and bits of the cat everywhere." The vet ended up catching two foxes after setting the trap. Both animals were humanely destroyed.

B.C.

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Worst cities for bed bugs

Two leading extermination companies reveal where they field the most calls for the tiny critters. 
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Bubba, the Ladder-Climbing Roof Dog

Bubba loves to be with his owner at work so much that he didn’t let a little thing called height keep them apart. Not when he taught itself to climb up a ladder!
Bubba is not unique in that he enjoys doing the unusual and he loves going to work with his owner, Levi Baker. Only problem is that Levi Baker is a roofing contractor. Bubba learned how to climb a ladder to be with her beloved Levi.
Bubba’s owner stated "One day we just tearing off a roof…next thing we know, we hear the dog at the edge of the roof scattering around. From that day on, it’s been a roof dog since."
Examiner has the story and the video clip: here.

Ten Smartest Animals In The World

 

Anthropomorphism is the attribution of human characteristics to animals. Biologists have avoided the assumption that animals share any of the same mental, social, and emotional capacities of humans.

Nevertheless, many animals are much smarter than we assume and in ways we had never imagined. There is no doubt that some animals have amazing abilities.

Biologists Find Endangered Seals' Secret Island Getaway

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It's never been easy being an endangered species -- particularly nowadays, what with all the people encroaching upon their native hangouts or clamoring for a peek at an uncommon sight. But despite all that, one group of highly endangered monk seals has managed to find some much needed solace on the beaches a remote island in Greece, far from the prying eyes of lookers-on. Biologists, however, have recently uncovered the seals' secret refuge -- though mum's the word on where exactly they're hiding.

Animal Pictures

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Monday, January 3, 2011

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
If you want this day to be a successful one, you will need to be prepared to ask for help (if you need it).
Chances are you'll be fine on your own, but this day does have some potential roadblocks waiting for you.
If you get stuck, don't sit on the sidelines and worry -- flag down some help!
Pride or embarrassment aren't going to help you get where you need to go ... it's all about doing what you need to do to make things work.
This is a great day for your creativity to shine.

Some of our readers today have been in:
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Lodz, Lodzkie, Poland
Stuttgart, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
Klanf, Selangor, Malaysia
Jakarta, Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
Naestved, Storstrom, Denmark
London, England, United Kingdom
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
Wellington, Wellington, New Zealand
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Sittard, Limburg, Netherlands

as well as Bulgaria, Israel, Finland, Austria, Norway, Georgia, Mexico, Peru, Kuwait, Serbia, Bangladesh, Latvia, Greece, Scotland, Hong Kong, Denmark, Wales, Iran, Singapore, Poland, Taiwan, Sweden, Afghanistan, Belgium, Tibet, Croatia, Pakistan, Romania, Paraguay, Sudan, Vietnam, Argentina, Cambodia, Egypt, France, Estonia, Puerto Rico, Qatar, Brazil, New Zealand, United Arab Emirates, Slovenia, China, Iraq, Ecuador, Nigeria, Colombia, Chile, Honduras, Paupa New Guinea, Moldova, Venezuela, Germany, Mexico, Saudi Arabia, Ireland, New Zealand, Czech Republic, Vietnam, Norway, Finland and in cities across the United States such as Pana, San Antonio, Iowa City, Durham and more.

Today is:
Today is Monday, January 3, the 3rd day of 2011.
There are 362 days left in the year.


Today's unusual holiday or celebration is: 
Drinking Straw Day
J.R.R. Tolkien Day
Momento Mori "Remember you die" Day
and
National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day.

Also today the earth is at Perihelion


Don't forget to visit our sister blog!

Twins born in different years

One minute made a big difference in the birthdays of little Madisen and Aiden. 
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Non Sequitur

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New Congress's 2011 agenda

The repugicans may have their eyes on something other than the day-to-day life of most Americans. 
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Bad Cops

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Missouri deputy is arrested for raping 15-year-old

Iowa cop is fired "due to an incident which occurred while the officer was on duty," and that's all you're allowed to know

Video shows Nebraska police arresting man for firing crossbow at target in backyard

New Mexico deputy faces stalking charge

In Spite of state law, Maryland cops still arresting, charging people for recording police

Kansas cop and Cub Scout leader charged in internet pedo sex sting

Oregon police officers who hospitalized college student have controversial history

One month truce in Mexico drug war

A letter claims one of the nation's most powerful gangs will halt all criminal activity.  
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Awesome Pictures

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A staircase of fields on a hillside, Madeira, 1959
A staircase of fields on a hillside, Madeira, 1959

Culinary DeLites

This Mediterranean pizza skillet meal combines feta, chicken, tomatoes, and artichokes.  
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A Non-Prank Use for Banana Peels

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Like a yellow jumpsuit that every banana must shed before going skinny-dipping in our tummies -- those infamous peels have eluded any further purpose for centuries. But, just when you thought that banana peels were destined merely to be the tormentor of cartoon characters and video-game go-kart racers, science has finally found a use to nature's most slippery litter. It turns out that peels can do more than clean the clock of some unobservant pedestrian -- they can clean dirty water, too.

Sixties Seventies

This Italian photo site documents the fashions of the 1960s and ’70s -miniskirts, bellbottoms, platform shoes, hot pants, go-go boots, and that hair! You’ll see some famous faces among the models. Elements of these styles come back every once in a while, but the total look of those days of fashion will never be duplicated. Full Story

An Illustrated Guide To Bluffing In Poker And Life In General


It's a Blond World

A blond was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.

"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blond asked.

The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."

"Oh good!" the blond sighed in relief. "Then give me two black, two with cream.”

On The Job

Economists cite a few reasons why the number of new jobs could triple this year.
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Work-life balance jobs

You can telecommute, freelance, or just avoid taking work home in these six fields.  
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Poor credit scores can hurt

You'll be penalized with higher interest rates if you don't maintain an excellent score. 
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How Gen Y will shape economy

The 77 million members of the Millennial generation are well educated and tech-savvy. 
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Seven red flags for your pension

These red flags could mean your plan won't be able to meet its obligations.
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How to get your taxes organized

The sooner you pull your records together, the sooner you’ll get any refunds due.  
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Boost your finances in 2011

Just set a single, manageable money goal each month and then hit it.  
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How to sell your home fast

Take these crucial steps to pique the interest of prospective buyers.  
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Ride the rainbow

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Make of it what you will ...

Yoga instructor doesn't let broken legs keep her from teaching

As you make your New Year's resolutions, if they include going to the gym, losing weight and getting fit, don't make excuses. A Utah woman is proving that even in a wheelchair, you can get to the gym. Yoga poses involve the use of the upper and lower body, and while upper body movements aren't a problem for Amy Keller-Bill, the use of her legs is a little tricky. "I have rods in both sides and a plate on the left because they were dislocated," Keller-Bill said.

She broke her tibia and fibula in both legs after she was hit by a truck. It happened while she was at the BYU-Utah game on Thanksgiving weekend. She was leaving the tailgating lot where a lot of people were yelling and shoving as they were leaving the stadium. She said was forced off the sidewalk, right into the path of a truck. "The truck was going like 5 miles an hour, it wasn't his fault," she said. "I ran into him, really. There's nothing he could have done."


The wheel of the truck caught her and pulled her under, breaking both her legs. She's been in a wheelchair ever since. "The hardest thing is feeling useless," she said. A few weeks ago, she said she couldn't take sitting around, doing nothing. "I was going insane," Keller-Bill said. "The human body is not meant to be sedentary, it's not good for you." So she started teaching again, careful not to put any weight on her legs.

"You think of little things that keep you from coming and working out, and they seem like minor things compared to two broken legs," said yoga student Tracy Campbell. "There's no excuse," said Rick Ortenburger, another yoga student. "I had the flu yesterday, I wasn't feeling good, and I thought, 'Nah, I'm coming to Amy's class today.'" Keller-Bill will be in a wheelchair for another couple of weeks. By February she hopes to start walking again, and her doctor anticipates a full recovery. She can't wait to get moving again and hopes her story might motivate people to get moving.

Don't Panic and Take a Deep Breath?

Bad Idea!
Keep calm, don’t panic and take a deep breath … you’re about to learn that the age-old advice to stop yourself from panicking, namely taking deep breaths, is actually wrong.
Turns out, taking a deep breath for people people who are prone to panic attacks is actually a bad idea. Oops!
Panicking people are often told to calm down and "take a deep breath," Meuret said. But for someone hyperventilating during a panic attack, deep breathing is a bad idea. That’s because hyperventilation happens when people breathe so quickly and deeply that they expel an unusually high amount of carbon dioxide, which in turn causes symptoms like dizziness and numbness. Those symptoms tend to make people feel like they’re suffocating, so they breathe quicker and deeper, further exacerbating the problem.
"It’s not because they have a lack of oxygen, it’s because they’re exhaling too much air," Meuret said, adding, "’Take a deep breath’ is not a helpful instruction."

Five expert tips for better sleep

Sleep-aid products do big business, but they're a good buy only for certain people.  
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'Revolutionary' cancer test

A test that can spot a single cancer cell lurking in a billion healthy ones could revolutionize care. 
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Europe by night


Photo taken by Douglas H. Wheelock, astronaut aboard the International Space Station above England. 
The Aurora borealis in the distance.

Celebrity Chef Gordan Ramsay Assaulted While Investigating Shark Fin Trade

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Being a muckraking celebrity chef can be dangerous to your health. Just ask Brit Gordon Ramsay, who was showered with gasoline and held at gunpoint after he confronted a gang trafficking in illegal shark fins in Costa Rica. The segment was intended for his new program Big Fish Fight, but ended with Ramsay begin told by local authorities to flee the country for his own safety.
Article continues: Celebrity Chef Gordan Ramsay Assaulted While Investigating Shark Fin Trade

Hi-Tech Japanese Vending Machine Uses 47-Inch Touchscreen Panel to Sell Drinks

In a land of high-tech toilet and strange robots, a regular ol’ vending machine just won’t do. So behold, the vending machine in subway stations in Tokyo that uses 47-inch touchscreen panel to sell you drinks:
A 47-inch touchscreen panel dominates the front of this beast,
which shows two tall eyes when in sleep mode and switches to the storefront mode, which displays available drinks (and hides ones that are sold out, so that no ugly red “Sold out” buttons appear). Payment can be made in the traditional hard money method, as well as with a Suica or a FeliCa on a cell phone.

What makes this vending machine even more interesting is that there is a camera above the screen that determines the age and gender of a person standing in front of it, which the machine uses to “subtly” offer demographically-targeted drink selections, as well as collect marketing data based on customer’s actual choices – no identifiable images or information are stored.
Akihabara News has the story (and video clip): here.

Japan's population drops

The rapidly aging country saw deaths climb to an all-time high in 2010, while births stayed flat.  
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Nation drops its colonial name

Decades after winning independence, Sri Lanka still hasn't shaken its British label. 
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Purple Tulips

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Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!


Have you ever heard of a town with the fascinating name Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!? Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is a small town in the regional county municipality of Témiscouata, Quebec, near the south shore of the Saint Lawrence River in Canada. The parish began in 1860 as the site of a Roman Catholic mission; it was named in 1874. The population of Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is 1,471.

The commission de toponymie asserts that the parish's name refers to nearby Lake Témiscouata, the sense of haha here being an archaic French word for an unexpected obstacle or abruptly ending path. The exclamation marks were added colloquially and have since gained recognized status among Canadian federal institutions such as Canada Post.