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Saturday, September 17, 2011

Grover Cleveland's Deadly Secret

President Cleveland
When Grover Cleveland contracted cancer, it didn’t kill his career; it killed someone else’s.
In early June of 1893, President Grover Cleveland discovered a large tumor on the roof of his mouth. The cancer was progressing quickly. Doctors determined that if the patient were to survive, the growth had to be removed. But the procedure was complicated, and Cleveland’s doctors feared the surgery could trigger a stroke. There was also a 15 percent chance in those days that the president could die under the knife. After weighing his options, Cleveland chose to have the tumor removed, under one condition: The operation had to be conducted in total secrecy. The president feared that Wall Street -already reeling from falling stock in the midst of a depression- would panic if news of his illness leaked. Even his vice president, Adlai Stevenson, was to be kept in the dark.
On the morning of June 31st, under the cover of night, President Cleveland and six of the nation’s finest physicians assembled on board the Oneida, a yacht anchored in New York harbor. Sitting in a deck chair, the president smoked cigars and chatted amiably with the men as the boat set sail for Long Island Sound. The following morning, the doctors scrambled below deck to prepare for the surgery. In lieu of an operating table, a large chair was bound to the mast in the yacht’s parlor. A single light bulb, connected to a portable battery, would provide all the light. The doctors boiled their instruments and pulled crisp white aprons over their dark suits. Shortly after noon, the president entered the parlor and took his seat.
Using nitrous oxide and ether as anesthetics, the doctors removed the tumor, along with five teeth and much of Cleveland’s upper left palate and jawbone. The procedure lasted 90 minutes. It also took place wholly within the patient’s mouth, so that no external scars would betray the clandestine operation.
Four days later, on July 5, Cleveland was dropped off at his summer home on Cape Cod.
He healed remarkably fast. By the middle of July, he was fitted with a vulcanized rubber prosthetic that plugged the hole in his mouth and restored his normal speaking voice. All the while, the public was told that the president had merely suffered a toothache.

THE HEALTH CARE CONTROVERSY
Elisha Edwards
On August 29, The Philadelphia Press published an expose by Elisha Jay Edwards. The headline read, “The President a Very Sick Man.” Edwards, the paper’s Manhattan correspondent, had been tipped off by a New York doctor who’s heard rumors of a secret surgery. After some additional digging, Edwards located Ferdinand Hasbrouck, the dentist who had administered the anesthetic to Cleveland, and verified the details.
The Philadelphia Press story was remarkably accurate. In fact, it still stands as one of the greatest scoops in the history of American journalism. But it wasn’t perceived that way by the public. The Cleveland administration categorically denied the charges and launched a smear campaign to discredit and embarrass the reporter. Newspapers denounced Edwards as a “disgrace to journalism” and a “calamity liar.” The tactics were effective. The public sided with Cleveland, who’d built his reputation as the “Honest President.” Meanwhile, Edwards’ career was effectively ruined. For the next 15 years, the veteran reporter could barely find work. In 1909, he landed a job as a columnist for a struggling young newspaper called The Wall Street Journal. But Edwards’ career was still tainted by the allegations that he’d faked the story about Grover Cleveland.
Dr. W.W. Keen
One of the doctors who performed the surgery, W.W. Keen, always regretted how Edwards had been so unjustly maligned. In 1917, a quarter-century after the operation and a decade after Cleveland’s death, Keen finally decided to do something about it. He published a confessional in The Saturday Evening Post, hoping to “vindicate Mr. Edwards’ character as a truthful correspondent.” The admission was successful. The old newspaperman was inundated with congratulatory letters and telegrams, and the outpouring deeply moved him. Edwards even wrote to Keen to thank him for restoring his reputation.

Daily Comic Relief

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Odds of being hit by satellite

Debris could spread across 500 miles anywhere in the populated world as early as Sept. 24.
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German firm win battle to register F-word as trademark

A German company has won its court battle to register the F-word as a trademark. The brand name of its "Ficken" schnapps will now enjoy legal protection. The term may be in poor taste, but it may soon be used to market spirits and other drinks. Shoppers in Germany might feel a little embarrassed about asking for "Ficken" schnapps by name - after all, the drink is named after the German word for "fuck." But the manufacturer can take solace in the fact that the brand name is now legally protected. On Tuesday, Germany's Federal Patent Court ruled that the word "ficken" can be registered as a trademark.

The German liquor manufacturer EFAG Trade Mark Company had taken the case to the country's highest patent court after its attempts to get the name of "Ficken" schnapps registered with the German Patent and Trademark Office had failed. The patent office had steadfastly refused to register the naughty brand name as a trademark, arguing that it was socially offensive to sell goods of that name.


Following its legal victory, EFAG will now own the "Ficken" trademark for clothing, mineral water and fruit drinks, as well as alcoholic drinks. In its ruling, the court explained that, although the name is unquestionably in poor taste, it is not "sexually discriminatory" and does not violate public morals. Furthermore, the ruling reads, the word is found in the Duden, the authoritative style and spelling guide for the German language in Germany, and is used by people "in the widest range of social classes and age groups."

As further evidence of the name's acceptability, the exhaustive ruling goes on to list titles of respected artworks that incorporate the word "ficken," such as "Shoppen & Ficken," the award-winning German version of English playwright Mark Ravenhill's theater piece "Shopping and Fucking." EFAG's "Ficken" schnapps is not, however, the only German alcoholic drink with an expletive in its name. In March 2010, the European Union trademarks authority ruled that a German firm could register the brand name "F*cking Hell" for a new beer. In German, the name could refer to a type of beer from the Austrian village of Fucking, "Hell" being a German term for light ale.

The color purple

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China's grip on rare metals

The country produces nearly 95% of the world’s rare earth materials — and it's crimping the supply.  
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Diamonds Journey to the Center of the Earth

Diamonds Journey to the Center of the Earth
Diamond inclusions indicate that Earth's carbon cycle extends from the surface to the deep lower mantle.

B.C.

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Hatfield and McCoy

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Those two are always fussing and fighting!
You know it might have been better to name them Smith and Jones after all.

Polar Bear Plays King Of The Hill

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Conservation photographer Rebecca Jackrel recently went to Svalbard to photograph polar bears. This is one of the images she captured.

"B" News

Kentucky Professor Discovers New Species of Bee
A University of the Cumberlands assistant biology professor has discovered a new species of bee, and the university says his finding will be published in The Florida Entomologist.

4 men hospitalized after bee attack in California
Four men were hospitalized and several businesses evacuated after an attack by a swarm of an estimated 60,000 bees in the Southern California city of Santa Ana.

Baby Rhino Rescued From Tree

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The three-week-old South African rhino had fled poachers who shot its mother dead.

Father and son save deer while fishing

A father and son fishing trip in Michigan turned into a bizarre but stunning rescue mission.

Cute seal pup captivates

The rare albino is found under a pile of logs after being abandoned by its mother.  
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Twelve Living Animal Fossils

Did you know that Okapi are closer to ancient giraffes than modern day giraffes?
When its ancestor the palaetragine was roaming the earth 15 million years ago, evolution seemed to favor the tall survivors who could reach trees, until finally down the line we had giraffes. Yet one set of palaetragine ancestors moved into the forest and never had to change much from the original: the okapi.
Learn more about ancient species that are still around in this fascinating Environmental Graffiti article.

Animal Pictures

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Friday, September 16, 2011

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
Shy away from anything emotionally or physically dangerous today -- you should be concerned about safety.
A new opportunity has more risks than you initially realized, and you will have to do some thorough research to make sure that you are up for it.
If you are feeling a bit fragile, then let the people in power know that this might not be the best time for you.
There is no need to push yourself on this.
Play it safe -- this opportunity will come up again.

Some of our readers today have been in: 
Bitburg, Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Ankara, Ankara, Turkey
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Zurich, Zurich, Switzerland
Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Brazil
Wuppertal, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
London, England, United Kingdom
Quezon City, Manila, Philippines
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
Port Louis, Port Louis, Maruitius
Scarborough, Ontario, Canada
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
New Delhi, Delhi, India
Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany
Groningen, Groningen, Netherlands
Newbury, England, United Kingdom
Cork, Cork, Ireland
Morini, Morini, Comoros
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Bonn, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Leeds, England, United Kingdom
Perth, Western Australia, Australia

as well as Slovakia, Malta, Bulgaria, Israel, Finland, Austria, Norway, Georgia, Mexico, Peru, Kuwait, Serbia, Bangladesh, Latvia, Greece, Scotland, Hong Kong, Denmark, Wales, Iran, Singapore, Poland, Taiwan, Sweden, Afghanistan, Belgium, Tibet, Croatia, Pakistan, Romania, Paraguay, Sudan, Vietnam, Argentina, Cambodia, Egypt, France, Estonia, Puerto Rico, Maldives, Qatar, Brazil, New Zealand, United Arab Emirates, Slovenia, China, Iraq, Ecuador, Nigeria, Colombia, Chile, Honduras, Paupa New Guinea, Moldova, Venezuela, Germany, Mexico, Saudi Arabia, Ireland, Czech Republic, Vietnam, Norway, Finland

and in cities across the United States such as Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens, Manhattan and more.

Today is:
Today is Friday, September 16, the 259th day of 2011.
There are 106 days left in the year.


Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:
Stay Away From Seattle Day.
  
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Non Sequitur

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Far-Out Friday

Many scientists doubted that worlds orbiting around two suns could really exist — until now.
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'Tatooine' gives first direct proof of 2-sun planet
Luke Skywalker looks out over a desert dominated by two setting suns in an iconic scene from "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope." But this isn't just the stuff of fiction.

Culinary DeLites

10 foods to try this fall
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Cities not to miss this year

Perennial favorites like Paris made the list, but so did several less-familiar locales.
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New Beatles revelation

The Fab Four's contract sheds light on the iconic group’s stance on segregation in the 1960s.  
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Half of College Grads Come From Only 3 Countries

This is something quite interesting. According to new Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, almost half of all college graduates in the world come from only three countries: United States, China, and Japan.
Among the 34 OECD and G20 countries, nearly 26 percent of the total 255 million college-educated individuals between the ages of 25 and 64 hail from the United States. China comes in a distant second at 12.1 percent and Japan is a close third at 11.4 percent.

Whoa - $19 billion in benefits goofs

More than 10% of state unemployment payments were sent by mistake, data shows.  
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Did you hear ...

The Senate passed the disaster relief package and voted down Rand Paul’s proposal to cut foreign aid to pay for it...

Brother can you spare a dime?

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Sung by Tom Waits

Emotions' toll on your wallet

If you think you should just take a deep breath before making a major money decision, you'd be wrong. 
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A 5 year-old’s first job

Construction_clipart_houseHere’s  a truly  heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers.  It will make you believe that we can all make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the  workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough,” more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $10 “pay” to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age.  The little  girl proudly  replied, “I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.”
“Oh, my goodness gracious,” said the  teller, “and will you be working on the house again this week, too?”
The little girl replied, “I will, if those assholes at Lowe’s ever deliver the damn sheet rock.”

Need A Job?

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The 10 most hated jobs in America

A survey says employees can't stand these lines of work, but it's not because of the pay.  
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The redneck policeman


Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a
state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his
nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks
him in the head with the stick.

The driver says, “Why’d you do that?”

The trooper says, “You’re in Alabama, son. When I pull you over,
you’ll have your license ready.”

Driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around here.”

The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He
gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side
and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the
trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, “What’d you do that for?”

The cop says,”Just making your wishes come true.”

The passenger asks, “Huh?”

The cop says, “I know that two miles down the road you’re gonna say:
‘I wish that jerk would’ve tried that stuff with me!’”

Zahra Baker's stepmother pleads guilty to death

Zahra Bakers stepmother pleads guilty to deathThe stepmother of Australian girl Zahra Baker has pleaded guilty to her death, nearly a year after the 10-year-old disappeared in the US. She will serve a maximum of 18 years in prison.

Elisa Baker, 43, entered a courtroom in North Carolina overnight wearing a hot-pink jail jumpsuit and handcuffs.

She sat between two defense lawyers and teared up before pleading guilty to second-degree murder, with aggravating factors that included dismembering Zahra's body.

Baker also pleaded guilty to obstruction of justice, and to charges unrelated to Zahra, including obtaining property by false pretenses and financial identity fraud.


The Truth Hurts

The United States is not a christian nation.

72% of Americans disagree w/Rick Perry that social security is "a monstrous lie".

The tea party is the enemy.

Bonus News:

Here's a rundown on the repugican's the assault on voting rights.

Palin is a hypocrite and utter fraud

From the "Color us so surprised! (Not)" Department:
Joe McGinniss stirs a media frenzy with bombshell claims and harsh words about the former governor.  
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The truth be told

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When the repugican tea baggers say uninsured Americans should die ...

... they are deadly serious.
...as it turns out, Paul was not speaking purely in hypotheticals. back in 2008, Kent Snyder — Paul's former campaign chairman — died of complications from pneumonia. Like the man in Blitzer's example, the 49-year-old Snyder...was relatively young and seemingly healthy when the illness struck. He was also uninsured. [the Kansas City star quoted his sister at the time as saying that a "a pre-existing condition made the premiums too expensive."] when he died on June 26, 2008, two weeks after Paul withdrew his first bid for the presidency, his hospital costs amounted to $400,000. - More

Health care CEO's want Medicare age raised to 67

Of course they do.
How divorced from reality are these selfish bastards?
It's an industry that has been extremely profitable even during one of the toughest recessions in decades.
The Big Pharma businesses have received massive gifts from both the shrub and Obama when both decided that it was somehow a violation of capitalism to negotiate prices.
As for the insurance company, what else can you say about an industry where one CEO received a payout of $100 million last year and this year is charging into it's third year of record profits?
Wouldn't it be nice is someone - anyone, from either party - actually gave a damn about voters who don't have deep pockets?

How much more can the middle class take of this bashing by the ruling class? The more important question is how much more of this nonsense will voters accept before they reject both parties?

Bloomberg:
A congressional panel negotiating U.S. spending cuts should raise the age when people become eligible for Medicare to 67 from 65, a group representing health-care chief executives said today.

The Washington-based Healthcare Leadership Council included the recommendation in four proposals it said would save $410 billion in a decade, along with having private health plans to cover additional Medicare recipients and make people earning more than $150,000 pay for the full cost of the program’s premiums. Pfizer Inc. (PFE) and Merck & Co., the two largest U.S. drugmakers by revenue, are members of the council.

“This supercommittee process is a unique opportunity to do more than simply chop away at budgets,” Mary Grealy, the group’s president, said in a statement, referring to the 12- member congressional debt panel. The council called for overhauling the legal liability system for medical providers.

How dangerous is listeria?

An outbreak linked to cantaloupe has caused 15 hospitalizations and one death.  
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Funny Pictures

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Crucial tips for refinancing

One missing document or delay could easily jeopardize your chances of scoring a great rate.  
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Foreclosure actions soar

Lenders tighten the screws on homeowners, signaling the start of a trend.
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The $3.5 million castle in Oklahoma

Every detail in this mansion is meant to feel medieval, including its turrets and Gothic windows. 
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Confused couple's Web hit

Two grandparents fumbling with their laptop's webcam inadvertently create a hilarious viral hit.
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Ziggy

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Puzzling art seen from above

Aerial photography reveals thousands of ancient "wheels" that stretch from Syria to Saudi Arabia.
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Photos capture day and night

Photographers get the ambitious task of blending both times of day into one shot. 
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Mystery light baffles residents

Diners at a California burger joint describe the flashes seen across the Southwest.  
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B.C.

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Banned from hunting - Worldwide

A North Carolina man who bagged a deer and a bobcat in Kentucky without getting the proper permits has found himself banned from hunting anywhere in the world for two years.

Bringing Black Turtles Back from the Brink With Photography

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Have you heard of the black sea turtle? Odds are you haven't. Species like loggerhead, leatherback and hawksbill tend to dominate conservation news headlines. However, the black sea turtle (a morph of the green turtle) nearly disappeared from the planet, and still teeters precariously toward extinction. A special project aims to shed light on not only the plight of this species, but the amazing story about how it has made a recovery thanks to the hope-beyond-hope efforts of a handful of people.
Article continues: Bringing Black Turtles Back from the Brink With Photography

Escaped Pet Birds Are Teaching Wild Birds to Speak English

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Across parts of Australia, reports have been pouring in of strange voices chattering high in the treetops -- mysterious, non-sensical conversations in English. But while this phenomenon is certainly quite odd, its explanation isn't paranormal. It turns out that escaped pet birds, namely parrots and cockatoos, have begun teaching their wild bird counterparts a bit of the language they picked up from their time in captivity -- and, according to witnesses, that includes more than a few explicatives.
Article continues: Escaped Pet Birds Are Teaching Wild Birds to Speak English

Massive rare animal haul found in Thai truck

Thai authorities have seized over 3,000 rare animals in the biggest wildlife trafficking raid reported in the south-east Asian nation this year.

Customs department director-general Prasong Poontaneat said officials confiscated 2,721 monitor lizards, 717 turtles, 44 civets and 20 snakes after stopping a truck in the southern province of Prachuap Khiri Khan.


The animals are protected by a convention on international trade in endangered species of which Thailand is a member. Mr Prasong said the truck's driver was also detained.

He said that the animals were worth more than four million Thai baht (£83,600) and were being trafficked through the region.

The 12 Most Venomous Snakes on Earth

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The nearly universal human fear of snakes is caused by the minority of them that can kill you. Venomous snakes are found all over the temperate zones of the world. Find out which ones are the most dangerous, and whether they may be near you! Pictured is a small but deadly African snake called the boomslang.

Paleontological News

Feathers from dinosaurs found preserved in amber
In science fiction, amber is what preserved the DNA that allowed rebirth of dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.

Acherontisuchus Guajiraensis: Prehistoric Giant Crocodile Versus The World's Largest Snake
A giant crococile versus a giant snake in a Colombian coal mine? It sounds even more awesome than "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus", except the real life version does not have Debbie Gibson.

Lions Vs Hyenas

A Long-Running, Pleistocene Rivalry  

The bad blood between lions and spotted hyenas runs deep, and is one of the most celebrated rivalries in nature. Their gory competition over carcasses on the African savanna has been memorialized in numerous wildlife documentaries.

The competition between the species has only existed as long as both have been around - but fossil evidence from prehistoric Europe at least partially documents how far back lions and hyenas have been snarling at each other.

Animal Pictures

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Thursday, September 15, 2011

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
The great meeting of the minds you were expecting today might not materialize unless you push hard to make it happen. 
Pick up the phone, check your email and do some good, old-fashion pavement pounding to ensure that the people you can count on will be there. 
Making connections with people is of paramount importance today, so be social! 
There are many degrees of separation between you and an important person. 
Sort through them now.

Some of our readers today have been in: 
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Ankara, Ankara, Turkey
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Port Louis, Port Louis, Mauritius
London, England, United Kingdom
Scarborough, Ontario, Canada
Yogyakarta, Yogyakarta, Indonesia
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Colombo, Colombo, Sri Lanka
Cork, Cork, Ireland
Morini, Morini, Comoros
Bitburg, Rheinland-Pflaz, Germany
Newbury, England, United Kingdom
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Groningen, Groningen, Netherlands
Madrid, Madrid, Spain


as well as Slovakia, Malta, Bulgaria, Israel, Finland, Austria, Norway, Georgia, Mexico, Peru, Kuwait, Serbia, Bangladesh, Latvia, Greece, Scotland, Hong Kong, Denmark, Wales, Iran, Singapore, Poland, Taiwan, Sweden, Afghanistan, Belgium, Tibet, Croatia, Pakistan, Romania, Paraguay, Sudan, Vietnam, Argentina, Cambodia, Egypt, France, Estonia, Puerto Rico, Maldives, Qatar, Brazil, New Zealand, United Arab Emirates, Slovenia, China, Iraq, Ecuador, Nigeria, Colombia, Chile, Honduras, Paupa New Guinea, Moldova, Venezuela, Germany, Mexico, Saudi Arabia, Ireland, Czech Republic, Vietnam, Norway, Finland

and in cities across the United States such as Huntersville, Moresville, Pineville, Statesville and more.

Today is:
Today is Thursday, September 15, the 258th day of 2011.
There are 107 days left in the year.


Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:
Felt Hat Day.
  
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