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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Say Hello to Saturn's Moons


Image: NASA/JPL-CalTech/Space Science Institute
Look closely at the photo above and you can pick out 5 of Saturn's 60 natural satellites (Janus, Pandora, Enceladus, Mimas, and Rhea) as well as the planet's iconic rings:
A quintet of Saturn's moons come together in the Cassini spacecraft's field of view for this portrait.
Janus (179 kilometers, or 111 miles across) is on the far left. Pandora (81 kilometers, or 50 miles across) orbits between the A ring and the thin F ring near the middle of the image. Brightly reflective Enceladus (504 kilometers, or 313 miles across) appears above the center of the image. Saturn's second largest moon, Rhea (1,528 kilometers, or 949 miles across), is bisected by the right edge of the image. The smaller moon Mimas (396 kilometers, or 246 miles across) can be seen beyond Rhea also on the right side of the image.
This view looks toward the northern, sunlit side of the rings from just above the ringplane. Rhea is closest to Cassini here. The rings are beyond Rhea and Mimas. Enceladus is beyond the rings.
The image was taken in visible green light with the Cassini spacecraft narrow-angle camera on July 29, 2011. The view was acquired at a distance of approximately 1.1 million kilometers (684,000 miles) from Rhea and 1.8 million kilometers (1.1 million miles) from Enceladus. Image scale is 7 kilometers (4 miles) per pixel on Rhea and 11 kilometers (7 miles) per pixel on Enceladus.

Most amazing bridges

Singapore showcases the first span in the form of an interlocking double helix.  
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Ten undiscovered places

This tiny island has just one main street, white beaches, and tide pools full of starfish.  
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Top 10 Books Lost to Time

A Latin professor once told me that the number of texts that have survived from antiquity to modern times may be likened to a single cup of sand from a beach. But it’s not just major works from classical Greece and Rome that are lost. Some books by modern authors, too, have not survived the ravages of time. Megan Gambino of Smithsonian magazine has a roundup of ten books that are mentioned in various places, but have never been located. Among them is Cardenio, a play that William Shakespeare may have written:
There is evidence that Shakespeare’s company, the King’s Men, performed the play for King James I in May 1613—and that Shakespeare and John Fletcher, his collaborator for Henry VIII and Two Noble Kinsmen, wrote it. But the play itself is nowhere to be found.
And what a shame! From the title, scholars infer that the plot had something to do with a scene in Miguel de Cervantes’ Don Quixote involving a character named Cardenio. (A translation of Don Quixote was published in 1612 and would have been available to Shakespeare.)
A lost book that I would love to read is an account by Pytheas of Marseilles, a Fourth Century BCE Greek explorer. He is thought to have explored Britain and the Baltic Sea long before other Greek explorers reached these areas. Alas, his manuscript survives only in quotation by other ancient authors.

Record WWII treasure found

Torpedoed by a German U-boat in 1941 when it went astray, a British cargo ship carried 219 tons of silver. Who gets it 
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New Mexico national monument reopens archaeological sites

The prehistoric Native American archaeological sites that fill the heart of northern New Mexico's Bandelier National Monument have reopened to visitors, three months after the largest wildfire in the state's recorded history sent employees scrambling to save rare artifacts and irreplaceable artwork.The monument's visitor center and biggest ...

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Miracle Fruit's Trippy Effects Explained

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A West African berry known as the miracle fruit causes sour foods to taste incredibly sweet and now scientists know why.

Imaginary 'foodscapes'

Take a close look at these photos: Absolutely everything is made of food.  
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Culinary DeLites

Go international with Hungarian goulash or piping-hot French onion soup.  
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Wendy's revives 'Where's the beef?' Wendy's revives 'Where's the beef?'
Secrets to healthier spaghetti and meatballs
Secrets to healthier spaghetti and meatballs
Grocery store rip-offs you need to know about
Grocery store rip-offs you need to know about
 
A traditional Rosh Hashanah menu

Healthy burger ideas

These delicious takes on an old favorite are as good for you as they are tasty.  
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No Bull


A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."

Winning British Wildlife Photos

Wildlife photographer of the year photos
From underwater to high in the sky, Britain's diverse wildlife is beautifully captured in these photos. 
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Mother Rescues Lion Cub

Wildlife photographer Jean-Francois Largot took a fascinating sequence of photographs of a lion cub rescue in Kenya’s Masai Mara game reserve. The cub apparently slid part of the way down a cliff face.
Clinging on for dear life to the side of a vertical cliff, the tiny lion cub cries out pitifully for help.
His mother arrives at the edge of the precipice with three other lionesses and a male. The females start to clamber down together but turn back daunted by the sheer drop.
Eventually one single factor determines which of them will risk her life to save the youngster – motherly love.
See the whole thing at the Mail Online: here.

Around 3,000 Dead Sharks Found in Illegal Net

As many as 3,000 dead sharks were found tangled in a three-mile long illegal net off the coast of Texas, officials said.

Piranhas attack around 100 beachgoers in Brazil

Authorities in a state in Brazil's northeast are scrambling to take the fright and the bite off the beach after piranhas sunk their teeth into about 100 beachgoers.

The problem - rather fearsome given piranhas' horror-movie teeth and ability to sink them into human flesh - has been the biggest at the main beach area in Piaui state; authorities said they need to act fast to reduce a piranha overpopulation situation.


Last weekend, at least 100 bathers were treated at the hospital in Jose de Freitas not far from Terezina, Piaui's capital, after being bitten on the heels or toes at the local beach.

"Since they have no predators, piranhas have started attacking people on the beach," said Romildo Mafra, a local environment official. Environmental officials so far have added tilapia to the piranhas' local food chain hoping to quell some of the predators' hunger.

Animal Pictures

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Monday, September 26, 2011

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
You can't look to other people for the validation you crave. 
An outside appraisal may feel more valuable, but in reality it can be filtered through all sorts of unhealthy or counterproductive lenses. 
Sometimes jealousy keeps people from being as honest as they should be. 
Ultimately, the real approval you seek can only come from deep within yourself. 
Without any guilt or compromise, you should feel confident about what you're doing -- and pride in what you've already done.

Some of our readers today have been in: 
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Brazil
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Gdynia, Pomorskie, Poland
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany
Santo Domingo, Distrito Nacional, Dominican Republic
London, England, United kingdom
Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan, Malaysia
Berne, Bern, Switzerland
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Chatswood, New South Wales, Australia
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Puchong, Selangor, Malaysia
Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
Newbury, England, United Kingdom
Groningen, Groningen, Netherlands
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Morini, Morini, Comoros
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Cairo, Al Qahirah, Egypt
Niagara-On-The-Lake, Ontario, Canada

as well as Slovakia, Malta, Bulgaria, Israel, Finland, Austria, Norway, Georgia, Mexico, Peru, Kuwait, Serbia, Bangladesh, Latvia, Greece, Scotland, Hong Kong, Denmark, Wales, Iran, Singapore, Poland, Taiwan, Sweden, Afghanistan, Belgium, Tibet, Croatia, Pakistan, Romania, Paraguay, Sudan, Vietnam, Argentina, Cambodia, Egypt, France, Estonia, Puerto Rico, Maldives, Qatar, Brazil, New Zealand, United Arab Emirates, Slovenia, China, Iraq, Ecuador, Nigeria, Colombia, Chile, Honduras, Paupa New Guinea, Moldova, Venezuela, Germany, Mexico, Saudi Arabia, Ireland, Czech Republic, Vietnam, Norway, Finland

and in cities across the United States such as Greely, Fulton, Eden, Hanover and more.

Today is:
Today is Monday, September 26, the 269th day of 2011.
There are 96 days left in the year.


Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:
Johnny Appleseed Day.
  
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Non Sequitur

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Manic Monday

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Alice falling into the rabbit hole ...

Crabby Road

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Bagging self-service

Do-it-yourself lanes were billed as the wave of the future, but shoppers had other ideas. 
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How to quickly change careers

You don't need a bachelor's degree for some of these entry-level positions.  
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Barcelona Holds its Very Last Bullfight

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Centuries after Spanish-style bullfighting first emerged in the Catalonian capital of Barcelona, spear-wielding matadores have proven themselves yet again to be victorious in battle against confused, domesticated bulls -- and for the last time. Over the weekend, the region held its final bullfight before a sold-out crowd numbering near 20,000, with many voicing their disappointment over legislation that will ban the practice outright to go into effect at the start of 2012. Animal rights supporters, on the other hand, laud Catalonia's parliament for being the first in mainland Spain to outlaw what many consider the blatant torture of animals for entertainment.
Article continues: Barcelona Holds its Very Last Bullfight

And now for a moment of Zen

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Top 10 Misused English Words

The most misused word on the Internet is 'ultimate.' Type 'ultimate' into Google and thousands of hits come up, pretty much all of them using it as 'the best.' But from Latin, it means the last in a list of items. Many people who've had to proof read documents start to develop a kind of compulsive 'tutting' at misused words. Here's a top ten of words that are misused by either professional writers or public speakers who, let's be honest, should really know better.

Fifteen Train-Your-Brain Techniques For Dummies

No matter what your IQ is, you can always aspire to increase your brain power. It's all about training your brain to be sharper, to process information more quickly, and to recall more efficiently.

Habits that make you lose sleep

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Feeling tired? These five 'invisible sleep stealers' can creep up and snatch those 40 winks away.  
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Do kids 'catch' your stress?

You may think you're doing a good job of shielding your kids from your anxiety. 
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That about sums it up ...

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Freed hikers return to U.S.

Shane Bauer and Josh Fattal return home after spending more than two years in an Iranian prison.
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Freed US hikers describe harrowing ordeal in Iran

Two American hikers being held in an Iranian prison got a big surprise one day after their exercise routine: Instead of being blindfolded and led back to their cell, they suddenly heard the words, "Let's go home." That's what a diplomatic envoy from Oman told them before whisking them away to the Tehran airport -- and freedom, the two men said ...

Advances In Women’s Right

How about this? Saudi women given right to vote.
Saudi Arabia will allow women to stand for election and vote, the king announced on Sunday, in a significant policy shift in the conservative Islamic kingdom.
They'll need to get a man to drive them to the voting place, though. They still aren't allowed to drive.

Drug submarine seized in Colombia

Police in Colombia have seized a submarine belonging to Farc rebels which had the capacity to carry at least seven tonnes of drugs. The 16m-long (52ft) vessel - equipped with a sophisticated navigation system - was captured near the Pacific port city of Buenaventura.

The police said the submersible was about to be used for the first time to deliver its load. The vessel would have been able to travel as far as Central America.


"It was going to be used by the narco-terrorist 29th front of the Farc (Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia) in alliance with organizations of drug traffickers who operate in this southern area of the country," drugs police chief Gene Luis Alberto Perez said.

He added that it was "probably one of the biggest" drug ships seized in Colombia in recent years. The authorities believe it cost about $2m (£1.3m) and could hold a crew of five.

Lightning

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North Carolina Men are Tough Individuals

A North Carolina man is recovering at home after spending four days in the Utah desert trying to crawl to safety with a broken leg.
A hiker endures four days with a broken leg while trekking the canyon shown in the Hollywood film.  
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Daily Comic Relief

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Culinary DeLites

Pasta and Banana Bread

Italian cooking expert Marcella Hazan settles the question of whether you should rinse.
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This delicious banana bread recipe combines fruit with nuts to make the perfect afternoon treat.  
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Awesome Pictures

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Everest's ice is retreating as climate change grips the Himalayas

Climate change is altering the face of the Himalayas but research seeking to confirm this is yet to catch up with the mountain communities sounding the alarm.

It's a Blond World

Norman and his blond wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park........... " Then the electric power goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Alpine Lakes Wilderness

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The Alpine Lakes wilderness consists of 390,000 acres of rugged wilderness spanning the Cascade Range of Washington state and parts of Wenatchee National Forest and Snoqualmie National Forest. There are over 700 mountain lakes and over 300 miles of Forest Service class one and two streams.

The terrain includes craggy peaks and ridges, deep glacial valleys, granite walls and forests that are picture perfect and ready to enchant visitors - especially in autumn.

Here are 38 photos of Alpine Lakes wilderness for adventurers to enjoy.

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Rescue dog saves new owner's life after he suffers epileptic fit on walk

A rescue rescued by an animal shelter and given a new home has returned the favor to her new owners by saving the life of their son. Liam Brooks, from Plympton, had taken three-year-old dog, Faun, for a walk in the woods at Chaddlewood when he suffered an epileptic seizure. The City College Plymouth plastering student described how he began to feel dazed about 15 minutes into the walk.

He said explained: "A couple of minutes after that I collapsed and had a fit. Faun must have seen me pass out. At first I think she tried to drag me to safety because I had drag marks all over my jeans. Then she started barking really loud to get someone to help. A couple of policemen had been in the area and had heard her barking so came to see what was going on. They found me having a fit and took me to call an ambulance."

Photo from here.

Liam had suffered problems with his eyes before but it was the first time he had had a seizure. Doctors decided to keep the 16-year-old in hospital overnight to monitor him due to the severity of the episode. The teenager added: "The doctor at the hospital said that if it wasn't for Faun getting help I could have died due to how serious the fit was. I'm really happy we got her."

Faun, a cross breed, was taken in by the Brooks family in January after she was rescued by the Woodside animal sanctuary. Mum, Paula Brooks, who suffers from epilepsy, added: "It was such a shock to see my son brought home in a police car. It was amazing, Faun dragged Liam along the path and stayed with him the entire time."

Lonely Jellyfish Produces Hundreds of Clones of Itself

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When you can clone yourself, you never have to be alone -- at least that's what marine biologists at Australia's Townsville aquarium are discovering. Recently, an injured Cassiopea jellyfish that had been kept alone in its own tank was found to be suddenly and inexplicably in the company of some 200 youngsters. But as nice as it must be for the lonely jellyfish to have others around, that's not even quite the case; biologists suspect that each one of the tiny new jellyfish is actually a clone of the original.
Article continues: Lonely Jellyfish Produces Hundreds of Clones of Itself

When Army Ants Attack!


Photo: Alex Wild
That's an Eciton hamatum soldier ant from the Jatun Sacha reserve, Ecuador, taking a big bite (well, relative to its size) out of Alex Wild's skin. Ouch!
The ant's ice-tong mandibles latch onto the enemy and give her the leverage to use her stinger at the rear end of the ant. This makes her very difficult to remove (notice the mandible buried deep inside the skin).
The soldier caste of Eciton hamatum is similar to that of E. burchellii, bearing the same defensive tusks. Eciton hamatum soldiers, though, have a much larger set of horns along the back corners of the head. These protrusions presumably protect the ant’s vulnerable neck in fights with other ants, and this species certainly spends a great deal more time fighting other ants than does E. burchellii.
Despite the scary look, Alex told us that E. hamatum isn't actually that bad:
If you’ve got an assignment to shoot army ants and your editor neglects to specify the species, I’d hold out for these guys. You won’t get swarmed over, gored, bitten, stung up, or otherwise assaulted anywhere near the amount you suffer by approaching the vicious E. burchellii. [...]
On a personal note, I found photographing this species to be great fun. Most of my Eciton encounters over the years have been with E. burchellii or E. vagans. In comparison, E. hamatum is charming. Their physique is a bit more pudgy, they are an unusual shade of orange, and they are much less aggressive. The effect is almost comical.
Check out more of Alex Wild's fantastic photographs of Army Ants from around the world: Full Story | Gallery

Alligator gar

Alligator Gar ("Gator Gar"), Atractosteus spatula, is a primitive ray-finned fish. Unlike other gars, the mature Alligator Gar possesses a dual row of large teeth in the upper jaw. Its name derives from the alligator-like appearance of these teeth along with the fish's elongated snout...

Alligator Gar are found in the Lower Mississippi River Valley and Gulf Coast states of the Southeastern United States and Mexico as far south as Veracruz... They have also been known historically to come as far north as central Kansas, Nebraska, Kentucky, Ohio, Iowa, and west-central Illinois. 
Photo ("10 feet (3.0 m) alligator gar caught at Moon Lake, Mississippi in 1910"): D. Franklin (Library Services, American Museum of Natural History).

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