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Isn't this what agents are for? To help clients figure out how to comport themselves? This is a grave offense:
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Kaminsky when asked whether he associates barbecue as a food or a style of cooking: "It's a sauce."
I don't even remember which
side of that debate Carolinans fall on, I just know they have STRONG
opinions about it, and the third option of "it's a sauce" can get you
sent to the State Penitentiary For People Who Say Food Words Bad.
He's from the Midwest and he
means well. I can't really blame him. But for next time, Frank: Barbecue
is when you take a bunch of raw fish and vegetables and wrap it in rice
and seaweed then slice it into little bite-sized pieces.
(No, Seth, that's Sushi. Even the author of this piece chiding Kaminsky can't get it right.)
Eight no entry signs and an illuminated road closure sign to mark a
one-way system have been described as unnecessary by people who live
there.
The signage on Anderson Street in Merkinch, Inverness, Scotland, is part
of a phase of work in the construction of the city's new flood
alleviation scheme.
Local resident Sarah Mackay said: "A no entry sign is a no entry sign
, you don't need nine signs to say no entry."
Another resident, David McCall, said: "Everyone can see the road's closed.
Why do you need signs taking up the pavement?"
A spokesperson for the contractor McLaughlin and Harvey said the traffic
management system was drawn up by another firm and approved by Highland
Council.
The spokesperson added: "The reason there are so many signs is that
there are a lot of access points."
A religious gay 'conversion' therapy group that required participants
to take their clothes off in front of naked pseudo counselors was just
found of fraud, by a New Jersey jury.
During a recent sitting of Naas District Court in County Kildare,
Ireland, Sean Byrne, 24, was answering charges of driving without
insurance.
Byrne, who has 14 previous convictions for driving offenses, was called a gobshite by Judge John Coughlan during his sentencing.
The judge made the statement as Byrne's solicitor, Tony Hanahoe, was making a defense for his client.
"He's a gobshite," interrupted Judge Coughlan. "It's the nicest thing I can say about him," he added.
Of his 14 previous conviction, two of those are for driving without
insurance, the same reason Byrne was in court.
"If it reaches four, he'll be in Mountjoy (Prison)," warned the Judge
before handing down a six-year driving ban and a fine of €500.
A Bulgarian tourist ran into problems on a visit to Stockholm, Sweden,
when a restaurant misunderstood her English and thought she had ordered
marijuana instead of a potato dish.
Stella Ivanova, 35, was visiting her friend Ayse Beijer, 32.
The pair had just returned from Midsummer celebrations in the Stockholm
archipelago when Ivanova decided to grab a bite to eat at a traditional
Swedish pub in the capital's Old Town (Gamla Stan).
With its cobblestone streets, winding alleys and souvenir shops, the
area is a popular hub for tourists. As a result, many of the restaurants
provide an English translation of their menus. It's pretty handy.
Usually.
But when Ms Ivanova walked into the popular Engelen restaurant and asked to try some hash browns,
she was turned away with the words: “We don't do that kind of thing
here, it's illegal in Sweden.”
“Stella came out furious and disappointed and I asked what had happened.
She just said the waitress had told her to leave. I just said there
must have been a misunderstanding,” her friend Beijar said.
When Beijar, who lives in Stockholm, went back inside to find out what
had happened it emerged the waitress thought Ivanova had asked for hash
brownies – marijuana.
The substance is classed as an illegal drug in Sweden, a far cry from hash browns,
which is a traditional pan-fried shredded potato dish known in Swedish
as 'rårakor'.
“My friend has traveled all over the world and speaks great English. I
asked if the waitress really thought a 35-year-old woman would order
drugs in the middle of Stockholm's tourist area at three o'clock in the
afternoon. The thought is obviously completely crazy,” said Beijar.
However, according to her the waitress would not budge and the pair were
forced to leave. Beijar said the restaurant has not been in touch with
them since the incident.
“We laughed but we were also really angry. Tourism is one of Sweden's
biggest sources of income and we're trying to attract more visitors –
and then when somebody comes here you scare them off,” she said.
The restaurant's site manager Annika Palmgren said that there had been a
misunderstanding and that the staff had felt threatened by the
situation.
“Unfortunately the staff did not get that she meant 'rårakor'. (…) It
was not our intention to be rude, we would have liked to sort things
out. We must now make sure that everybody on the team know what the
words on the menu mean,” she added.
An 88-year-old woman in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, has been charged with
assaulting a police officer after wielding a knife and slapping an
officer responding to an incorrect address.
Phyllis Stankiewicz was released on her own recognizance after being
arraigned on Friday on the incident at her home on Thursday afternoon.
Officers were dispatched to 57 Wilson St. at about 3:50pm for a report
of a disturbance involving someone with a baseball bat.
Police knocked several times and announced their presence at
Stankiewicz's home and said they were there for a report of a crime,
according to court files.
When Stankiewicz came to the door, police said, she was carrying a knife
in one hand, which was pointing toward one officer, at "waist level."
Stankiewicz appeared, "angry and confused," and she was yelling,
"There's no crime here! Get out of my house!," according to a police
report.
One officer said Stankiewicz kept approaching them with the knife until
she, "was just about sticking it into my stomach."
An officer grabbed the knife and Stankiewicz allegedly tried to push her
way past police and continued to push them in the chest while they
tried to calm her down.
Police said Stankiewicz was warned not to put her hands on them before
she slapped one of them on the left side of his face, resulting in her
arrest.
Stankiewicz continued to resist while they tried to place her into custody, requiring her to be placed on the ground to do so.
After the arrest, a police dispatcher confirmed the initial call was for a disturbance at 57 Memorial Drive, one block north of Wilson Street.
Stankiewicz was released after being booked, and ordered to appear in court for her arraignment on Friday.
She pleaded not guilty in Central Berkshire District Court to one count of assault and battery on a police officer.
She was released by Judge Michael J. Ripps, who scheduled a pre-trial hearing for Aug. 21.
A Florida woman was arrested on a drunken driving charge early on
Wednesday morning after Gainesville police say they found her asleep,
partially clothed and in the driver's seat of a sport utility vehicle
that was running at an intersection.
At 3:10am, the Gainesville Police Department received a call about a
Lincoln Sport Utility Vehicle that had stopped in the middle of the
road.
GPD arrived 10 minutes later and found the SUV still in the road and a
woman, later identified by GPD as 31-year-old Casey Lynne McRae, from
Lake Butler, asleep behind the wheel.
The automatic transmission of the vehicle was in the drive gear and
McRae's foot was on the brake pedal, according to a jail booking report.
GPD officers banged on the windows of the Lincoln and eventually woke McRae, who was wearing a small white blouse that was inside out and backwards.
Also, she only wore underwear, and a pair of jeans was found in the
back seat of the vehicle, the report states.
McRae reeked of alcohol and her eyes were red and watery, the report
said. She mumbled as she spoke and told GPD officers she believed she
was in Lake Butler.
A breath test revealed she had a blood alcohol concentration of 0.14
percent, the report states.
Inside the SUV, officers found 20 grams of what they believed was
marijuana and a pipe that smelled like burnt marijuana. There was also
an unlabelled prescription bottle of pills, the report states.
McRae was charged with drunken driving, possession of marijuana and
possession of drug paraphernalia. She was taken to the Alachua County
jail, and she was released on her own recognizance on Wednesday morning.
On Thursday the Tierschutzverein (animal protection services) in Munich,
Germany, were horrified to find a man living with 300 rats in his
two-room apartment.
A social worker had called the animal rescue services after the man said
during a hospital visit that he was having trouble taking care of 20
rats at home and wanted to give them up.
But when they got there, the shocked animal protection workers discovered hundreds of the animals living in a apartment completely given over to housing them.
The apartment had been filled with animal beds and sawdust for the rats.
They had made nests in the drawers.
"Apparently the man tried to take care of the rats properly. But given
the sheer number of rats he ended up out of his depth," Judith
Brettmeister from the Munich shelter said in a statement.
“In all the drawers, in the bed frame and behind the cabinets were nests with babies – and they were all hungry.
There were around 300 in total. A truly horrifying picture!”
Animal protection services took 20 rats, the maximum they are able to house, back to their shelter.
The rest of the rodents will be kept and fed in the two-bedroom flat until new owners can be found.
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Herbie
the bull is very excited about getting a new ball to play with. But his
human thinks that he's actually frustrated and says, "Do you need a
girlfriend, Herbie?" Well, then, help him out, lady. Get him set up on
Plenty of Cows.
This
massive creature is known as the ocean sunfish. It weighs up to 2,200
pounds and can grow to be the size of a small car. The female of the
species has the distinction of producing the most eggs of any
vertebrate: three-hundred million.
The
ocean sunfish eats only jellyfish and is harmless to humans. Among its
few predators are orcas, sharks and sea lions. Scientists aren't
completely sure why, but the sunfish frequently swims up from its
feeding depths and lies flat on the surface.
Check out a video of the ocean sunfish below, and read more about the species in this article.
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explains the many factors that make us love bacon, but whether we
understand it or not, this video will make you crave a BLT. Especially
if you have backyard tomatoes ripening already, as I have.
In
1938, a Detroit street sweeper named Joseph Figlock saved the life of a
baby falling from an apartment building. A lucky moment, indeed. It
was also an odd coincidence, because, according to Time
magazine, the same man had performed the very same act just a year
prior. Even more astounding? It was reported to be the same baby.
Astonishing
tales like this make us laugh in disbelief. But behind the laughter
lurks fear: Humans have a deep psychological need for the universe to
feel controllable—or at least predictable. “People are much more
relaxed if they feel in command, whether they really are or not,” says
David Hand, a British statistician and author of The Improbability Principle. “The notion that events might happen just by chance can be terrifying.” As
a species, we persuade ourselves that we can influence random events, a
fantasy psychologists call “the illusion of control.” Casino gamblers
throw dice more gently when they want lower numbers, according to one
study. In another, 40 percent of subjects believed they could get
better outcomes from tossing a coin the more they practiced. It’s
little wonder, then, that people sit up and listen when self-help gurus
claim to offer techniques for learning to be luckier. The good news is
that, in some sense, you really can “make your own luck.”
For starters, forget about influencing the outcome of truly chance-based events, like coin tosses or lottery draws.
You should also avoid trying to make your own luck by focusing on the
outcomes you desire, as advised in New Age bestsellers like The Secret.
Research by the psychologists Gabriele Oettingen and Doris Mayer
indicates that the more people positively fantasize about, say, getting a
great job, the less money they end up earning, perhaps because fantasy
replaces effort that could get them ahead in the real world.
Similarly, people who positively fantasize more about romance are less
likely to ask out potential partners on actual dates.
Such
findings draw attention to the fact that “luck” is an ambiguous term.
We use it to describe life’s sheer randomness—but also to explain those
opportunities we encounter because we’ve looked for them. Expose
yourself to new people and events and you’re far more likely to meet
your next employer—or the love of your life—than if you stay locked in
your home. The best approach, research suggests, isn’t a laser-like
focus on what you think you want. It’s to cultivate a radical openness
to unplanned experiences, loosen your grip on your goals, and embrace
uncertainty.
Several years ago, the psychologist
Richard Wiseman recruited subjects who thought of themselves as either
unusually lucky or unlucky. The self-described lucky ones, he
discovered, shared a set of behavioral traits that maximized their good
fortune. They were receptive to new experiences and invested time in
expanding their social and professional networks; when things went
wrong, they reminded themselves that things could have gone worse. By
focusing less on their goals, they actually accomplished those goals
more efficiently. In one experiment, Wiseman asked participants to
count the number of photographs in a newspaper. The unlucky people
diligently plodded through. The lucky ones were far more likely to spot
one of two messages Wiseman had inserted on the page. The first read
“Stop counting—there are 43 photographs in this newspaper.” The other
offered a $250 reward if the reader just asked the experimenter for the
cash.
Wiseman concluded that being too goal-focused can actually
interfere with achieving goals, something that bears out when you look
at successful entrepreneurs. The popular stereotype of the innovator
who envisions a miraculous new product or service and then stubbornly
fights to make it real isn’t accurate, according to management scholar
Saras Sarasvathy. Rather, the most successful innovators are the ones
who are willing to use the people and resources at their disposal to
take action—even if they can’t see the endpoint. Uncertainty
feels uncomfortable, so we’re tempted to do whatever we can to get rid
of it. But learning to tolerate it instead will bring you better luck.
Writer Karla Starr refers to this as “structured serendipity.” Don’t
abandon your daily schedule, she advises, but make sure it includes
chances for unexpected things to happen. Spend an hour wandering a
bookstore; invite a random acquaintance for coffee. On social media,
follow some people whose enthusiasms you don’t already share. Leave
extra time for errands, to permit spontaneous detours en route.
And
whether or not you improve your luck, you can take solace in the fact
that you’re certainly luckier than Maureen Wilcox. In 1980, she bought
tickets for the Massachusetts and Rhode Island lotteries and picked the
winning numbers for both. Unfortunately, her Massachusetts numbers
were the winning ones in Rhode Island and vice versa, so she won
nothing.
And yet, Hand points out, statistically speaking, Wilcox
was no less lucky than anyone else who didn’t win that week. The true
lesson of her story isn’t that some people have terrible luck; it’s
that almost everyone who plays the lottery loses. Spend those dollars
on a cup of coffee with a stranger instead.
Frankly,
American history classes in public schools are lucky if they have time
to touch on anything more recent than World War II. Even if they do,
there probably wouldn’t be more than a day or two devoted to the entire
space race. The story of space exploration is a long and rich one, with
occasionally bizarre incidents that we can laugh about, now that we know
no one died because of them. This tidbit is bizarre because of the
difference in the American and Soviet space programs. Cosmonauts carried
a weapon into space that was basically a sawed-off shotgun.
The
TP-82 pistol was developed specifically for cosmonauts and packed
enough punch to take out a half-ton grizzly bear. That specification is
not an accident, either -- despite our sincerest hopes that the Ruskies
had armed their cosmonauts with a hand cannon to fight off aliens or in
the event they got into a space-train robbery gunfight with the
Americans, the gun was actually intended as a survival measure once they
were back on Earth. Why? Because unlike the stupid Americans, who
directed their spacecraft into the Pacific Ocean, the Soviets cleverly
pointed their returning capsules to the nice, soft rock of Siberia. And,
as is wont to happen, capsules occasionally went off course, landing
somewhere else in the vast, inhospitable wasteland.
In one such
instance, two cosmonauts ended up stranded in the middle of the woods in
the Urals, 600 miles from their intended landing site, with only a 9 mm
pistol to deal with the bears and wolves that lurked in the woods
around them. Despite the fact they never encountered either, they
managed to convince their bosses that future crews should be packing
more heat.
Other stories in a list from Cracked
are about American astronauts, and some involve embarrassing bodily
functions, told in the colorful language you expect from Cracked.
According to the New York Times,
a "large new data set" exists that indicates how geography can
indirectly affect one's odds of marrying. Due to the political leanings
of geographic areas, the likelihood of marriage varies. For example,
"Spending childhood nearly anywhere in blue America — especially
liberal bastions like New York, San Francisco, Chicago, Boston and
Washington — makes people about 10 percentage points less likely to
marry relative to the rest of the country. And no place encourages
marriage quite like the conservative Mountain West, especially the
heavily Mormon areas of Utah, southern Idaho and parts of Colorado."
Residents of the United States, see how your area fares in this context by viewing the charts and interactive maps here.
Police in Germany announced on Wednesday that bloody photographs sent by
the ex-lover of a heartbroken man from Bonn were fake and that his old
flame was still alive.
Following a year long affair by two married people, the woman from
Niedersachsen and the man from Bonn, the man received some graphic
photos of the woman laying face-down and covered in what looked like
blood.
Unfortunately the husband of the wife had found out about her straying
and the couple agreed to put their differences behind them and try to
work things out.
The extramarital romance was called off, but the woman's partner in the
affair didn't take the break up too well and continued to send dirty
photos and emails to the couple, especially to the woman's husband.
Together, the couple hatched a plan to fake the wife’s death using a series of 'bloody' photos featuring the woman's body liberally splattered with ketchup.
But the ex-lover called the police as soon as he received the images of
the mocked-up bloodbath.
Police from Bückeburg were dispatched immediately, but soon realized the
crime had been faked and the 'blood' was nothing more than the
tomato-based condiment.
A police spokesman said in a statement that “many a police officer asks
himself every now and then whether he's on a hidden-camera show or
accidentally fell into the location of a third-rate detective film."
Police have yet to decide whether to make the case a criminal
investigation and whether the couple will need to cover the cost of the
police operation.
Limestone County sheriff's deputies say a domestic incident in Elkmont,
Alabama, ended with several dead chickens and a young man in jail.
The charges are against 18-year-old Haden Smith.
Deputies say Smith's mother called them after he sent her threatening
texts and killing her chickens. Deputies say Smith texted her on
Thursday morning saying he would kill a chicken every fifteen minutes
unless she contacted his girlfriend's parents and mended his
relationship with his girlfriend.
He gave her a deadline of noon until the chicken massacre started,
deputies say. He also threatened to burn her house down, kill any
responding deputies and kill himself, according to the sheriff's office.
Smith killed six chickens before he was arrested. He texted his mother photos of the each dead chicken every fifteen minutes, deputies say.
Smith was arrested and charged with third-degree domestic violence and third-degree criminal mischief.
Police in western Pennsylvania are searching for the man they say
flashed a store owner, then robbed her, taking money and women's
clothing.
Richland Township police, just east of Johnstown, Cambria County, are
investigating the theft at the King and Queen Shoppe.
It's a robbery unlike any other Richland Township Police Det. Kevin
Guadlip said he's investigated.
A 65-year-old Florida woman is accused of stabbing her son in the nipple
with a pencil after he complained she bought too much stuff at Walmart.
Gale Higley’s son told Port St. Lucie police on June 11 that he came
home from a bar and discovered Higley made a lot of unnecessary
purchases at Walmart and spent a lot of money.
He said they argued over her “spending habits,” and that his mother
stabbed his left nipple with a pencil and slapped his face.
Police noticed a small mark on the nipple in question.
Meanwhile, the accused nipple stabber said she argued with her son over
how she prepared lasagna for dinner. She put the lasagna in the
microwave, but he wanted it in the oven.
Higley said she slapped her son, but denied stabbing him with a pencil.
Higley appeared intoxicated, as did her son.
Investigators found a pencil with no tip. It’s unclear whether the pencil was among the alleged Walmart purchases.
Police arrested Higley of Port St. Lucie, on a battery charge. She was taken to the St. Lucie County jail.
Last month, Erika Martinez said a man posing as a dentist held her down
and yanked five of her teeth out over about an hour or two.
“The truth is, it felt like it lasted years,” Martinez said in Spanish
while her lips concealed a checkerboard smile. “It was horrible pain.
Very traumatic.”
Police said Mario Alberto Sabillon-Mejia, 33, masqueraded as a dentist
and denture-maker and offered discount oral care in Dallas and Houston.
He and his alleged assistant, Tiffany Gonzalez, were arrested on
Wednesday and charged with practicing medicine without a license.
The pair face prison time, and Martinez “is going to require extensive
medical and dental treatment to heal from her injuries,” Dallas police
Lt. Tony Crawford said.
Crawford said police obtained a ledger that suggests Sabillon-Mejia has
at least 50 other patients in the area and operated in Dallas and
Houston. He had claimed to be a dentist in Honduras, but is not,
Crawford said.
Martinez turned to Sabillon-Mejia because she didn’t have dental
insurance. A clinic told her she would have to pay $9,000 to fix her
teeth. Instead, she went on a local Facebook group and asked if anyone
knew about cheap dental services.
A woman told Martinez that Sabillon-Mejia could help her. She called him
and he met her at her home in West Oak Cliff.
Martinez told police that Sabillon-Mejia and Gonzalez quoted her a price
of $1,500. About a week later, the woman gave Gonzalez the first $500
to do the procedure at her house, police said.
Crawford said he has never heard of a dentist that didn’t take X-rays.
Nor does he know of any dentists who make home visits.
“I’ve never heard of one that did,” Crawford said. “I wish mine did.”
On May 25, Sabillon-Mejia gave Martinez an anesthetic and started
pulling teeth. The pain was excruciating. She bled profusely. They held
her down. Martinez said that she asked the pair to stop the procedure, but they
said they had to keep going. At one point, Martinez fainted.
The two allegedly cleaned their dental tools in Martinez’s sink and
carried them around in an unsanitary bag.
Afterward, Martinez said, the pair gave her little advice: “Just not to eat pork,
and that was it,” Martinez said.
On June 3, Sabillon-Mejia gave the woman a tooth mold and demanded
another $500 payment for it. Crawford said Sabillon-Mejia had tools for
making dentures.
“We think he was just getting his experience by practicing on people
that were hiring him,” Crawford said. “He wanted to be a dentist, I’m
assuming.”
Martinez grew wary and decided to contact police for her own safety and
the safety of others. She identified the two from a photo lineup.
When she found out they didn’t have licenses, Martinez said she “felt
very lucky to be alive.”
Dallas County Commissioner Elba Garcia, who is a real dentist, said she
has had many patients come to her after seeing unlicensed dentists.
“Sadly, it’s always a bad result,” she said.
Still, most of them don’t want to report it to police, Garcia said.
“They feel ashamed that they’ve been taken advantage of and they feel
bad for doing that,” Garcia said. “That doesn’t change the fact that you
are risking your life.”
Garcia said there is “no excuse” to go to an unlicensed dentist. Most
dentists offer payment plans, she said.
Crawford said the alleged dentist shouldn’t have been offering services,
either.
“Any time you practice medicine without a license not knowing what
you’re doing, you’re going to cause people irreparable harm,” he said.
Sabillon-Mejia is being held in Dallas County jail in lieu of $105,000
bail. He also has an open DWI charge in Dallas County and is living in
the country illegally.
Gonzalez, whose bail was $3,500, posted bond on Thursday morning. Both
also face charges for possession of a dangerous drug.
Crawford said he hopes other victims come forward.
“Proton arc over Lake Superior” by Ken William, Clio, Michigan Second Place, "Weather, Water and Climate Category"The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association announced the2015 winners of
its annual Weather in Focus Photo Contest, which recognizes
photographers who have captured images of weather or the science used to
forecast weather, water and climate. A panel of judges selected the
winners from more than 2000 entries taken between January 1, 2014 and
March 31, 2015.
The contest is divided into four
categories: Science in Action; Weather, Water & Climate; In the
iMoment and Professional Submissions.
See the other spectacular photos from the winnershere. “Fire in the Sky over Glacier National Park” by Sashikanth Chintla, North Brunswick, New Jersey Honorable Mention, "Weather, Water and Climate Category"
“Rolling clouds in Lake Tahoe” by Christopher LeBoa, San Leandro, Calfornia Third place, "In the iMoment" Category
When
boating on Lake Texoma, which like its name suggests, is on the border
of Texas and Oklahoma, you better heed the warning buoys and stay away
from certain parts of the lake. Why, you ask? So you don't get sucked
into this giant 8-foot wide whirpool that can swallow a full-size boat!
The
whirlpool is an intake vortex that drains the lake, which is one of the
largest reservoirs in the United States and formed by the buildup of
water at Denison Dam on the Red River. When the water level on the lake
rises to a certain level, the US Army Corps of Engineers open the
floodgates that drain the lake, just like a big bathtub.
Monsters
are the driving force behind many of our favorite pop culture
franchises, the stars of creature features we love or video games we
love playing, but other people don’t see monsters as stars.
They
see monsters as an inherent part of their cultural mythology, creatures
that were created to give shape to the darkness and sometimes to scare
superstitious people into doing the right thing.
For
example, the dusty Draugar you face in the video game Skyrim are based
on creatures from Norse mythology, undead monsters that symbolize
jealousy and greed. A Draugr can expand to any size and shape change
into a cat, plus they can raise their own army of the undead...
This classic Cracked article reveals the story behind 5 Famous Monsters That Are Way Scarier In Other Countries which, at very least, proves that Bethesda showed gamers some mercy in Skyrim.
After a ruff competition for the World's Ugliest Dog title, a 10-year-old so-strange-looking-he's-actually-cute mutt named Quasi Modo has won.
Quasi
Modo has a spinal birth defect that made him hunchbacked (just like his
namesake Quasimodo, the protagonist in Victor Hugo's novel The Hunchback of Notre-Dame).
The dog's owners, veterinarian Virginia Sayre and her husband Mike
Carroll in Loxahatchee, Florida, adopted him after he was abandoned at
an animal shelter.
"My appearance can be a little unsettling to
some (I have had grown men jump on top of their cars to get away from me
because they thought I was a hyena or Tasmanian devil) but once they
get to know me I win them over with my bubbly personality," Quasi Modo's
biography stated.
According to Chief Judge Brian Sobel, Quasi Modo was selected because he "epitomized excellence in ugliness."
Last
year, Quasi Modo came in second place in the same competition, which is
held annually at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, California. Here's a
video clip showing Quasi Modo at his home at the G & M Ranch in
Loxahatchee Groves, Florida:
Baby
raccoon needs to climb, but he isn't born knowing how. Mama raccoon
will teach him, though. She lifts him up by her forepaws, encouraging
him to grasp the bark of the tree. It's working!
This
adorable brown bear named Bruiser jumps into a swimming pool with gusto
in this footage. His delight in the cool dip is wholly evident in both
his expression and body language. Bruiser enjoys daily swims where he
resides at Single Vision Sanctuary in Melrose, Florida.