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Monday, September 14, 2015

The U.S. Is Still Sweating Out Heat Waves In September

Cage used to restrain boy with autism at school

A photo of a cage used to restrain a young boy with autism at a school in Canberra, Australia, has become public, against the ACT (Australian Capital Territory) Education Minister's wishes. Constructed of blue metal pool fencing, the two-meter by two-meter cage clearly has a roof and a rear door - which was able to be latched shut. The cage was built by an external contractor with $5,195 of school funds. It stood for 14 days at a school in Canberra's south before it was ordered to be dismantled in March by the ACT Education and Training Directorate. On Tuesday ACT Education Minister Joy Burch called the cage "disgusting" and said a government investigation had found the school's principal was solely responsible for approving its construction.
The principal was stood down from her role and will not be able to teach in a government school again, however she will continue working for the Education and Training Directorate. Ms Burch criticized media organizations for publishing the photo of the cage. In a statement Ms Burch said she believed publishing the photo was heartbreaking for the boy's family and emotionally damaging for other parties involved. "I accept that the community rightly wanted answers as to how such a structure came to be," she said.
"Publishing this photo does not assist in getting to the truth or add any more insight as to why it was constructed." Parents had previously complained they were kept in the dark about the investigation into the cage and when it was going to be finalized. Ms Burch acknowledged that the time taken to complete the investigation had been extremely frustrating. "The length of time this has taken did not meet community expectations or my expectations as Minister," she said.

Ohio religio-wingnuts think trans elementary student using girls’ bathroom is violating their ‘christian rights’

Ohio parents voice concerns about transgender student to school board (WOWK)

Why Arkansas Might End Up With A Statue Of Satan On Its Capitol Grounds

Man stabbed after finding wife naked in bed with father-in-law

Police in Oakland County, Michigan, say a man was stabbed by his father-in-law after finding the 47-year-old naked in bed with his wife - the man’s own daughter - and the older man is now behind bars. The incident unfolded just after 3:30am on Saturday at a home in Pontiac.
A 25-year-old man told police that he had arrived home and discovered his wife and her father completely nude, laying together in bed. The man woke up his father-in-law and got into an altercation that continued outside of the home. That’s when the older man, since identified by police as Henry Allen Michael of Detroit, allegedly stabbed the younger man in the back with a knife. After the stabbing, Michael got into his son-in-law’s vehicle and fled the scene.
Deputies were dispatched to McLaren Hospital after the man arrived with a non-life threatening stab wound that possibly perforated his right lung. After interviewing the victim, deputies located his wife. The 24-year-old woman told police that she and her father were out drinking and when she arrived back at the house, she passed out. She did not know what had happened until her husband woke her up, police said.
The woman told police she had reason to believe that she was sexually assaulted and was examined by hospital staff. She was transported to the Haven START Program for further examination before being taken to a relative’s home. Michael, who was staying at the couple’s home after being released from prison, was later arrested and is lodged at the Oakland County Jail on pending charges. An investigation is ongoing.

Texas cop fires gun into wall in anger after server tells him to stop groping her

Temple Police Officer Kenneth Lee Sheka (Facebook)
Temple Police Officer Kenneth Lee Sheka, 28, was attending a law enforcement convention.

New Department of Justice Guidelines Tell Prosecutors To Go After Individuals

Manipulating The Markets - High Speed Trading

Manipulating The Markets- High Speed Trading The huge swings in stock prices up and down that have occurred several times daily are most likely due to market manipulation by high speed traders, who exacerbate any volatility that might be present normally.

300 Businesses Oppose Drilling In The Atlantic: ‘It’s A Reckless Gamble’


Businesses depend on a steady stream of tourists to keep revenues up, and they worry that an oil spill would cause visitors to avoid the Atlantic Coast.

El Niño

Sea surface temperature in the equatorial Pacific Ocean (NOAA)
As the summer ends, heat is dominating the meteorological landscape, with the warmest month ever recorded and the drought continuing unabated in California. At the same time, it is clear that an El Niño is building.

The Last Surviving 9/11 Rescue Dog Returns to New York

In September of 2001, Denise Corliss of Texas Task Force 1 and her trained search and rescue dog Bretagne answered the call to come to New York City and search the ruins of the World Trade Center, first for survivors, then for bodies. Bretagne later helped in the aftermath of hurricanes Katrina, Rita, and Ivan, and retired at age nine. The golden retriever still volunteers for light duty at an elementary school.
Fourteen years later, Bretagne is the last known living of the hundreds of service dogs who worked the site. BarkPost and 1 Hotels teamed up to bring Bretagne and Denise back to New York for the dog’s 16th birthday celebration! Other sponsors joined in to make the trip special. Bretagne rode around in a limousine, frolicked at the park, and enjoyed a birthday party with cake and gifts. That’s a good dog.

Clever Monkey Learns How to Use Tools ... To Pick Her Nose

The task is not an easy one: the monkey must deliver the contents of her nose into her mouth for consumption. You might use your finger for that task. But the capuchin monkey is more clever than you. She uses a stick.
This is an adult female bearded capuchin monkey (Sapajus libidinosus)--an animal clearly ready to challenge humanity for dominance. With their advanced nose picking technology, the capuchins are already the equal of humans, if not our superiors. Science News reports on this startling finding from Brazil:
For about five minutes, an adult female bearded capuchin (Sapajus libidinosus) in northeastern Brazil repeatedly inserted a twig or stem into its nostril, usually inducing a sneeze. The monkey also rubbed sticks back and forth against the base of its teeth, probably to dislodge debris, Haslam and Oxford colleague Tiago Falótico report in the July Primates. After picking its nose or teeth, the monkey often licked the tool tip, perhaps to wipe the stick clean.

Animal News

Affectionately named Pinky, the blush-colored creature was first spotted in 2007 in Louisiana.
The longest running coastal shark research survey along the East Coast completes its field work and shows increasing numbers.
A species of remarkably faithful penguins may have found the secret to monogamy -- plenty of time spent very far apart.
Sperm whales create social cliques based on a shared dialect of vocal clicks, evidence that humans are not alone in having culture.
The two-inch spider is believed to be from the Hadronyche genus, which typically lives in trees.

Animal Pictures

Sunday, September 13, 2015

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Today in History

1515 King Francis of France defeats the Swiss army under Cardinal Matthias Schiner at Marignano, northern Italy.
1549 Pope Paul III closes the first session of the Council of Bologna.
1564 On the verge of attacking Pedro Menendez’s Spanish settlement at San Agostin, Florida, Jean Ribault’s French fleet is scattered by a devastating storm.
1759 British troops defeat the French on the plains of Abraham, in Quebec.
1774 Tugot, the new controller of finances, urges the king of France to restore the free circulation of grain in the kingdom.
1782 The British fortress at Gibraltar comes under attack by French and Spanish forces.
1788 The Constitutional Convention authorizes the first federal election resolving that electors in all the states will be appointed on January 7, 1789.
1789 Guardsmen in Orleans, France, open fire on rioters trying to loot bakeries, killing 90.
1846 General Winfield Scott takes Chapultepec, removing the last obstacle to U.S. troops moving on Mexico City.
1862 Union troops in Frederick, Maryland, discover General Robert E. Lee’s attack plans for the invasion of Maryland wrapped around a pack of cigars. They give the plans to General George B. McClellan who sends the Army of the Potomac to confront Lee but only after a delay of more than half a day.
1863 The Loudoun County Rangers rout a company of Confederate cavalry at Catoctin Mountain in Virginia.
1905 U.S. warships head to Nicaragua on behalf of American William Albers, who was accused of evading tobacco taxes.
1918 U.S. and French forces take St. Mihiel, France in America’s first action as a standing army.
1945 Iran demands the withdrawal of Allied forces.
1951 In Korea, U.S. Army troops begin their assault in Heartbreak Ridge. The month-long struggle will cost 3,700 casualties.
1961 An unmanned Mercury capsule is orbited and recovered by NASA in a test.
1976 The United States announces it will veto Vietnam’s UN bid.
1988 Hurricane Gilbert becomes the strongest hurricane ever recorded in the Western Hemisphere, based on barometric pressure. Hurricane Wilma will break that record in 2005.
1993 The Oslo Accords, granting limited Palestinian autonomy, are signed by Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin and PLO chairman Yasser Arafat at the White House.
2007 UN adopts non-binding Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples.
2008 Five synchronized bomb blasts occur in crowded locations of Delhi, India, killing at least 30 people and injuring more than 100; four other bombs are defused.
2008 Hurricane Ike makes landfall in Texas; it had already been the most costly storm in Cuba’s history and becomes the third costliest in the US.

Patriots Accused Of Institutional Cheating In ESPN Story

Patriots Accused Of Institutional Cheating In ESPN StoryDuring games, Adams sat in the coaches' box, with binoculars and notes of decoded signals, wearing a headset with a direct audio line to Belichick.

Autumn Approaches

As the weather cools, get the latest tips on what to eat, see and do.

Science Confirms That EVERY Weekend Should Be A 3-Day Weekend

by Samantha Maffucci
Does that mean I can take off every Monday?
weekendNow that Labor Day has come and gone, I'm sure you're finding yourself yearning for another coveted three-day weekend. Since these weekends only come a few times a year, they're basically a saving grace for those of us who work over 8 hours a day, and have to answer an endless stream of emails.
And now, science has confirmed that three-day weekends should happen EVERY weekend, as they actually improve work ethic, efficiency, and generally make you a better person (probably).
How exactly would three-day weekends benefit you (aside from the additional sleep and extra time for shenanigans)?
1. You'll improve your health.
One meta-analysis of multiple studies, published in The Lancet, looked at the link between heart disease and being overworked in 600,000+ Americans, Europeans, and Australians, both men and women. Researchers discovered that employees who work more than 55 hours per week were 33 percent more likely to have a strong risk of stroke than those who worked less than 40 hours per week.
Not only that, but the overworked employees were 13 percent more likely to develop heart disease. Another meta-analysis found that labor workers in particular had a 30 percent increased risk of developing type 2 diabetes.
2. You'll be less of an asshole.
Another study published on sleep deprivation found that people are more likely to misread and confuse other people's emotions, even the most obvious ones (like feeling happy or sad). Overtired people also start more fights in their relationships than those who get enough rest.
Instead of taking out your aggression on your partner because you're not sleeping enough, why not take Monday off?
3. You'll be more effective at your job.
A survey conducted by Harvard Business School researchers put this notion to the test. In an experiment, researchers had employees from a consulting firm take a day off in the middle of the workweek. This experiment continued for five whole months, after which the firm's clients reported an improvement in service from those employees who took time off.
Obviously, having a three-day weekend every weekend isn't probable for most jobs. But it's nice to think that maybe, just maybe, in the near-distant future, we can all have a blissful 4-day work week.

No More Insulin -- Diabetic Woman Benefits From Cell Transplant

No More Insulin -- Diabetic Woman Benefits From Cell Transplant

The Next Generation Of Solar Panels May Be Inspired By Ancient Japanese Papercraft

This Is What the World Will Look Like After Climate Change

Climate change denier Rupert Murdoch just bought National Geographic, which gives grants to scientists

Rupert Murdoch, the new boss of National Geographic.
Rupert Murdoch, the new boss of National Geographic.
1888-cover1The National Geographic magazine has been a nonprofit publication since inception in 1888, but that has ended. The long-running American publication becomes very much for-profit under a $725 million dollar deal announced with 21st Century Fox, the entertainment company controlled by the family of Rupert Murdoch.
Murdoch is a notorious climate change denier, and his family's Fox media empire is the world's primary source of global warming misinformation. Which would be no big deal here, I guess, were it not for the fact that the National Geographic Society's mission includes giving grants to scientists.
Or had you forgotten? Here's a refresh for you, a fun little interview with Murdoch on his climate change views.
Deal coverage in WaPo:
The partnership, which will also include the National Geographic cable channel and the National Geographic Society’s other media assets, will be called National Geographic Partners. Fox will own 73 percent of the partnership, and Washington-based National Geographic Society will own the balance. Fox will pay $725 million to the Society for its stake in the partnership. This will push the Society’s endowment to more than $1 billion.
Let the “National Geographic Covers Designed by Rupert Murdoch” Photoshop Wars begin.
More coverage: New York Times, Variety.
20-year Nat Geo vet Declan Moore becomes CEO. Gary Knell, president-CEO of the Society, will serve as the first chairman. Buried in the press announcement:
“The value generated by this transaction, including the consistent and attractive revenue stream that National Geographic Partners will deliver, ensures that we will have greater resources for this work, which includes our grant making programs that support scientists and explorers around the world,” Knell said. “As media organizations work to meet the increasing demand for high quality storytelling across multiple platforms, it’s clear that the opportunity to grow by more closely aligning our branded content and licensing assets is the right path. We now will have the scale and reach to continue to fulfill our mission long into the future. The Society’s work will be the engine that feeds our content creation efforts, enabling us to share that work with even larger audiences and achieve more impact. It’s a virtuous cycle.”
So Rupert Murdoch will be to some large extent controlling a $1 billion organization whose stated mission includes giving grants to scientists.
Rupert Murdoch is a raging asshole, but he is also a very much on-the-record climate change denier. A climate change denier with now even more power and influence over science grants in the United States.

The Truth Be Told

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If Insurance Companies Were Honest

Let’s face it, insurance companies wouldn’t be in business if they weren’t making a profit. And the fact that car insurance is a legal requirement gives them carte blanch to make more and more profits any way they can. Also because of the legal requirement to have insurance in order to drive, they don’t even have to be good at what they do- they only have to be slightly more attractive in some way than the next company.
Cracked follows up their parody ad If Car Commercials Were Honest with another transportation nightmare we’ve all been through. With, of course, the same smooth pitch man.

Krampus is Coming

Right on schedule, as soon as Labor Day is over, we get the first trailer for a Christmas movie. And this year, it’s a horror film!
Krampus is coming to ruin Christmas, opening in theaters December 4. I can’t wait to see what our European friends will say about the American horror interpretation.

Weatherman Nails the Longest Place Name in Europe

The people of Britain need to know the weather they're facing when going out in the morning. If you live in the town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll­lantysiliogogogoch in northwestern Wales, then you'll have sunshine and warm temperatures.
At 58 characters long, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll­lantysiliogogogoch is the longest place name in all of Europe. Can you pronounce it? Liam Dutton, a weatherman with Channel 4 News, can. Watch it pour off his tongue with ease in this weather report. Dutton told the Daily Mail that he even pronounced it correctly on the first try.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll­lantysiliogogogoch might be easy for Dutton. Perhaps he should next try the longest place name in the entire world:  Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand. That's 85 characters long.

Galactic Trash: These Unofficial Star Wars Products Are So Wrong

Some superfans will buy practically anything related to their franchise. "Practically" is the key word there. For in a galaxy far, far away from the right far, far away galaxy exists a galaxy that is Very Wrong. That is apparently where these unofficial Star Wars items are designed. And, naturally, there's a Tumblr for that.
Visit the Galactic Trash tumblr to see this charming and well-conceived collection. Talk about being proud to display items on your collectibles shelf!

Random Celebrity Photos

Marilyn Monroe

Prudish Tennessee Twit Wants Book Discussing Cervical Cancer Banned For Being ‘Too Graphic’

Image via screen captureComprehensive sex-ed and health classes could solve a lot of this poor woman’s problems.

I Had to Be High to Work at Hooters

10 Things You Didn’t Know About the Ashley Madison Scandal

Kentucky couple says Kim Davis ‘tainted’ their wedding

David Ermold and David Moore (Daily Mail)
A gay Kentucky couple said they never thought it would be legal for them to marry — but once the U.S. Supreme Court recognized that right, Kim Davis “tainted forever” what they had hoped would be a special memory.

Ziggy

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Quick Hits

New implant stops cancer from spreading
Brothers who violently assaulted gay man get jobs working with students at University of Texas
Accused Russian agent pleads guilty in US over tech smuggling scheme
Calif. man and daughter busted for swindling Chinese immigrants in wedding scam
Federal prosecutors: Minneapolis youth targeted by 'intense' Islamic State recruitment
Ex-tennis star James Blake says NYPD attacked him in botched identity theft bust
Philadelphia woman gets life in prison for trapping disabled people and stealing their benefits

Colorado man ticketed for broken windshield in parking lot of auto glass repair shop

Nick Berlin (KUSA)

Arizona Authorities On The Lookout For Highway Serial Sniper, Possible Nine Shootings In 10 Days

(Image courtesy of Flickr)Director of Arizona’s Department of Public Safety, Colonel Frank Milstead, is calling the shooter a “domestic terrorist.”

Private Prison Company Is Getting Rich Locking Up Kids

Houston cops shoot unarmed black patient in hospital — and then charge him with assault

Alan Pean is a 26-year-old biology student with no criminal record and history of violence. But on August 27th, he was shot in the chest by an off-duty Houston police officer.

Shoe

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