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Friday, November 6, 2015
Opening of All-Decaf Coffee Shop Met with Horror, Outrage
Swiss
Water is a company that, in 1933, developed a means to remove 99.9% of
caffeine from coffee beans and 100% of joy from life. Taking pride in
his unholy achievement, the company has opened a pop-up "coffee" house in Manhattan. In the midst of the moral decay of American civilization, customers to the Art of Coffee Without Caffeine can
partake of the product until November 8, provided that the upstanding
people of New York City do not put a stop to this deviancy before then.
The Economics Behind Grandma's Tuna Casseroles
We’ve
had plenty of posts on the unfortunate cookbooks and magazine recipes
of the mid-20th century. Many of those Jell-o/Miracle Whip/Campbell’s
Soup concoctions were developed to sell those brands, but some of them
became staples of the suburban kitchen. You have to wonder why. Megan
McArdle gives us six answers that make sense to those of us who grew up
in mid-20th century America. For example:
5. There were a lot of bad cooks around. These days, people who don’t like to cook, or aren’t good at it, mostly don’t. They can serve a rich variety of prepared foods, and enjoy takeout and restaurants. Why would you labor over something you hate, when someone else will sell you something better for only slightly more than it would cost you to make something bad?My mother was a pretty good cook by the time I was old enough to mourn the change from homemade white sauce to Campbell’s cream of whatever soup. But my dad told me a secret: she only became good with practice, and only because she had to. She’s now an excellent cook. And so am I, but I still made an easy tuna casserole while reading this article because I’m alone and I’m tired of sandwiches. Read the rest of the rationales behind the recipes we now make fun of, at BloombergView.
In 1950, the answer was “because we’re not made of money.” A restaurant meal was a special treat, not a nightly event, and prepared foods were not so widely available, in part because women tended not to work, but also because food processing technology was [not] so advanced. So women had to cook whether they liked it or not. Many of them didn’t like it, so they looked for ways to reduce the labor involved. And it’s far from obvious that what they did with those shortcuts was worse than what they would have done without them.
Man jailed after fishing line was used to smuggle McMuffin to his girlfriend in prison
A man has been jailed for smuggling drugs, a knife and a McMuffin sandwich into Wormwood Scrubs prison in London.
CCTV footage showed him outside the jail tying the goods to a fishing line that was pulled into a cell.

Karl Jensen, 27 and his girlfriend, Lisa Mary Hutchinson, 26, both of
Ladbroke Grove, were sentenced at Isleworth Crown Court on Thursday.
Jensen was jailed for two and a half years and Hutchinson received a
12-month community order.
Jensen pleaded guilty to seven charges including conspiracy to supply a
class A drug and three counts of conveying an article into prison.Hutchinson admitted allowing her home to be used for the supply of class A and class B drugs. Police officers were alerted when prison staff spotted Jensen and Hutchinson in Artillery Lane near the prison in October last year. Staff watched on CCTV as Jensen tied a bag to a fishing line and it was hauled up into the prison.
The bag, which was found inside the cell, contained a five-inch blade, a
Smartwatch, a mobile phone, cannabis and cocaine.
Other smuggled goods included a McDonald's McMuffin, a plastic Kinder
Surprise egg containing five Sim cards, a bottle of vodka and USB
chargers.
Det Con Andy Griffin said the combination of items "could have been
deadly."
Man slept in mango orchard after his truck was hit by a train as he chased snakes to photograph
A motorist in Australia's Northern Territory, who fell asleep at the
wheel of his pick-up truck, ran a red light and was T-boned by a road
train carrying 100,000 liters of fuel had been out “chasing snakes” for
photographs in a national park.
Timothy Michael Cook said he woke up in a mango orchard after a “good
knock to the head” in the crash, which happened when he shot through the
Arnhem Highway lights at the Stuart Highway about 1am on August 22.
He said he wasn’t drunk at the time of the crash and went off to sleep
after it happened, stating he believed he was concussed.
“I’m sorry for wasting valuable police time while I was sleeping in the orchard,” he told Darwin Magistrates Court. He told police he had worked until 9.30pm the previous night, then went looking for snakes to photograph for a mate who runs Reptile Australia magazine. Police on foot and in cars scoured scrub and properties bordering the roads when they realized he had left the scene.
They were concerned for his “health and well-being” after seeing the state of his Ford Falcon ute. The road train had been traveling at 100kmh and struck the truck with its bull bar. Magistrate Michael Carey said: “You’re very lucky to be sitting here in front of me.” Cook handed himself into Palmerston police station later that morning and was charged with running a red light, driving without due care and leaving a crash scene. He was convicted and fined $1,250.
“I’m sorry for wasting valuable police time while I was sleeping in the orchard,” he told Darwin Magistrates Court. He told police he had worked until 9.30pm the previous night, then went looking for snakes to photograph for a mate who runs Reptile Australia magazine. Police on foot and in cars scoured scrub and properties bordering the roads when they realized he had left the scene.
They were concerned for his “health and well-being” after seeing the state of his Ford Falcon ute. The road train had been traveling at 100kmh and struck the truck with its bull bar. Magistrate Michael Carey said: “You’re very lucky to be sitting here in front of me.” Cook handed himself into Palmerston police station later that morning and was charged with running a red light, driving without due care and leaving a crash scene. He was convicted and fined $1,250.
The Real Story of The Secret Space Station
The
main goal of America’s space program in the 1960s was to keep up with,
and eventually outdo, the Soviet Union. Space exploration and technical
advances were the gravy that came with the race. But one classified
project had a different goal- to spy on the USSR. As satellites were
developed, both sides started using them for reconnaissance. The U.S.
military wanted to step things up with the Manned Orbital Laboratory,
essentially a space station orbiting the earth with two astronauts
aboard whose 40-day missions would be to take photographs of sensitive
targets in the Soviet Union. The program began in 1963.
The MOL design quickly took shape. Essentially a 10-foot-diameter pressurized tube with solar and fuel cells for power, the lab would launch into low orbit atop a Titan rocket. After more than a month circling the planet, their supplies running low, the two-man crew would pack up their film and pile into a reentry capsule for the fiery journey back to Earth. The MOL’s main section would tumble down separately. “Upon mission completion or ascent abort, the laboratory vehicle shall be disposed of in the ocean to avoid compromise of intelligence information,” the Air Force’s MOL operating manual explained.The MOL itself wasn’t a secret, but its true purpose was classified until this year. The program was discontinued in 1969, just a year before the first MOL was scheduled to launch. While there were concerns about the project destabilizing relations with the Soviets, that wasn’t the reason it was cancelled. Read the real details about the project at The Daily Beast.
The Air Force portrayed the program as a giant science project, downplaying the MOL’s military missions. “Experiments related to reconnaissance will attempt to determine man’s capability, with appropriate aids, to point an instrument with accuracy better than 1/2 mile, to adjust for image motion to better than 0.2 percent and to focus precisely (if this is necessary),” Brockway McMillan, Under Secretary of the Air Force, wrote in a letter to one of his generals in March 1964. “These objectives will be classified under normal military security as SECRET.”
Cloudy with a chance of molten rain
Weather patterns in a mysterious world beyond our solar system have
been revealed for the first time, a study suggests. Layers of clouds,
made up of hot dust and droplets of molten iron, have been detected on a
planet-like object found 75 light years from Earth,...
Shopping center opens parking facility for dogs
The largest shopping center in Western Bay of Plenty, New Zealand, has introduced a parking facility for dogs.
Bayfair Shopping Center's doggy park offers shade, water and a lockable chain for shoppers' four-legged friends.
Bayfair marketing manager Kylie McGregor said the facility had been
popular since it was unveiled a week ago.
"There's numerous dogs and every time we go out there the customers say
'that's fantastic'," Ms McGregor said. Though some people feared dogs
would be vulnerable to theft, Ms McGregor said: "There's lockable
collars, it's under surveillance and it's in a high-traffic area.
"In fairness, it's not for every dog owner but we have had dog owners who tie up their dogs to seats or stands outside while they go in. It's a place to give the dog a place, with shade and water." The shopping center had taken calls from concerned customers, especially during summer, when some dogs were left in parked cars.
"If we keep even just one or two dogs safe, then it's worth it," she
said.
The doggy park is located in the courtyard between the covered carpark
and the part of the Bayfair building that hosts Westpac, Kiwibank and
the Post Shop.
Bayfair and Papamoa Vets' Jill McFarlane said dogs could suffer heat
exhaustion within minutes inside a car: "Good on Bayfair for doing this.
I think it's a really good idea."
"In fairness, it's not for every dog owner but we have had dog owners who tie up their dogs to seats or stands outside while they go in. It's a place to give the dog a place, with shade and water." The shopping center had taken calls from concerned customers, especially during summer, when some dogs were left in parked cars.
"If we keep even just one or two dogs safe, then it's worth it," she
said.
The doggy park is located in the courtyard between the covered carpark
and the part of the Bayfair building that hosts Westpac, Kiwibank and
the Post Shop.
Bayfair and Papamoa Vets' Jill McFarlane said dogs could suffer heat
exhaustion within minutes inside a car: "Good on Bayfair for doing this.
I think it's a really good idea."
Cows Run with Joy When Meeting New Friends
"Cows, like dogs and humans, experience joy." We are thus informed by Animal Place,
an animal rescue sanctuary in Vacaville, California. On this 600-acre
facility, neglected farm animals can find new and joyful lives.
In this video, Panda (black and white) and Jazzy (brown) arrive and immediately make new friends. Everyone in the herd, both old members and new, is happy at the new arrivals. They run and romp in the fields together.
In this video, Panda (black and white) and Jazzy (brown) arrive and immediately make new friends. Everyone in the herd, both old members and new, is happy at the new arrivals. They run and romp in the fields together.
Troubled Puppy Soothed by Hearing a Guitar for the First Time

Thursday, November 5, 2015
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Today in History
| 1219 | The port of Damietta falls to the Crusaders after a siege. | |
| 1556 | The Emperor Akbar defeats the Hindus at Panipat and secures control of the Mogul Empire. | |
| 1605 | Guy Fawkes is betrayed and arrested in an attempt to blow up the British Parliament in the "Gunpowder Plot." Ever since, England has celebrated Guy Fawkes Day. | |
| 1653 | The Iroquois League signs a peace treaty with the French, vowing not to wage war with other tribes under French protection. | |
| 1757 | Frederick II of Prussia defeats the French at Rosbach in the Seven Years War. | |
| 1768 | William Johnson, the northern Indian Commissioner, signs a treaty with the Iroquois Indians to acquire much of the land between the Tennessee and Ohio rivers for future settlement. | |
| 1814 | Having decided to abandon the Niagara frontier, the American army blows up Fort Erie. | |
| 1840 | Afghanistan surrenders to the British army. | |
| 1854 | British and French defeat the Russians at Inkerman, Crimea. | |
| 1862 | President Abraham Lincoln relieves General George McClellan of command of the Union armies and names Maj. Gen. Ambrose Burnside commander of the Army of the Potomac. | |
| 1872 | Susan B. Anthony is arrested for trying to vote. | |
| 1911 | Calbraith P. Rodgers ends first transcontinental flight–49 days from New York to Pasadena, Calif. | |
| 1912 | Woodrow Wilson is elected 28th president of the United States. | |
| 1914 | France and Great Britain declare war on Turkey. | |
| 1917 | General John Pershing leads U.S. troops into the first American action against German forces. | |
| 1930 | Sinclair Lewis becomes the first American to win a Nobel Prize in Literature for his novel Babbit. | |
| 1935 | Parker Brothers company launches "Monopoly," a game of real estate and capitalism. | |
| 1940 | President Franklin D. Roosevelt is re-elected for third term. | |
| 1968 | Richard Nixon is elected 37th president of the United States. | |
| 1968 | Shirley Chisholm of Brooklyn, New York, becomes the first elected African American woman to serve in the House of Representatives. | |
| 1995 | Andre Dallaire’s attempt to assassinate Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien is foiled when the minister’s wife locks the door. | |
| 2003 | Gary Ridgway, known as the Green River Killer, pleads guilty to 48 counts of murder. | |
| 2006 | Former president of Iraq Saddam Hussein, along with Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti and Awad Hamed al-Bandar, is sentenced to death for the massacre of 148 Shi’a Muslims in 1982. | |
| 2007 | Chang’e 1, China’s first lunar satellite, begins its orbit of the moon. | |
| 2009 | The deadliest mass shooting at a US military installation occurs at Fort Hood, Texas, when US Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan kills 13 and wounds 29. |
Jurassic Bark: Ancient Irish trees brought back to life
From the
scattered remnants, Ireland’s oldest oak trees are being revived as part
of a global initiative to propagate the DNA of ancient woodland
A pheasant keeps sentry out front, unperturbed by visitors. Behind the
gate, the grassy driveway looks like it hasn’t seen a car in a
generation, if ever. It’s a sylvan idyll, nestling snugly in about an
acre of mixed woodland.
Yet this quiet corner of Kilbarry, Co Cork, so rustic that you half
expect Hansel and Gretel to come bounding down with cookies (five
kittens do emerge), is at the cutting edge of an international campaign
to help save Ireland’s forests.
At Cook’s house, in unprepossessing boxes, lie no ordinary trees. They
are oaks. Moreover, these are no ordinary oaks. They contain the precise
DNA of the last remaining aboriginal native sessile and common oaks
around Ireland. In the US, where they were grown, they were grafted on
to root stalks before being sent on to Holland and imported back home.
“The Archangel Project sent tree surgeons up to the tops of about 130
of all the oldest trees in Ireland,” says Cook, who co-founded the first
community NGO in Ireland, the Macroom District Environmental Group, in
1984.
“The tops of these tree grafts are from the ancient oaks, and hazels,
holly, and yew, which are all considered primary, in that they were
never planted. I have them here now since early springtime. You could
call them clones; we call it grafting.
“The best oaks I have that aren’t planted yet are the potted oaks from the Brian Boru,
” he says, referring to a huge live oak in Raheen, near Scarriff, Co
Clare. It was reputed to have been planted by its namesake a millennium
ago.
The saplings seem to be glowing with health, a bit like Cook himself,
who is a sort of Gandalf figure and a repository of varied subjects,
natural and supernatural, historic and prehistoric.He shows more
saplings, these cut from the King Oak tree in Offaly, and also holly cut
from the largest holly tree in Ireland (more than 8m in circumference),
in Killarney.
The oak saplings have come via the Archangel Project, a worldwide
effort to propagate the DNA of ancient forests, from ancient Ireland to
ancient Greece.
As the oaks are direct descendants of the ancient Irish forests that
flourished after the Ice Age, they contain the genetic material best
equipped to thrive on our shores.
“We want to help Ireland reforest itself,” says project co-founder
David Milarch, on the phone from Michigan. “It’s imperative to reforest
the planet, and it makes sense to use the oldest, most iconic trees that
ever lived.”
Californian redwoods
Last year, in a sort of tree version of Jurassic Park
(Jurassic Bark?), Milarch sent genetic duplicates of giant Californian
redwoods, cut down 100 years ago, to the Woodland League’s Andrew St
Ledger in Feakle, Co Clare.“The aim was to establish the sequoias in Ireland, should their natural habitat grow too hot as the climate changes,” says St Ledger. A wood sculptor from Dublin, he settled in Clare to be near ancient oak woods. “I started questioning, when I was younger: where are our forests?”
In their bid to revive aboriginal trees, St Ledger and Cook gather
seeds from the final vestiges of virgin Irish forest. “We prefer seeds
to grafting,” says St Ledger. “Myself and Ted have grown trees from
acorns from the Brian Boru, but older trees don’t always produce viable
seed.”
Scattered in tiny pockets around the country are the remnants of the
post- glacial wild wood that covered much of Ireland for 9,000 years.
Due to repeated clear-felling following the Norman invasions, this
unique resource now covers just 0.02 per cent of the country.
From these wooded remnants, the Woodland League hope to gather a seed
bank. Together with their scientific adviser, botanist Diana
Beresford-Kroeger, they are preparing a next year to urge communities to
collect native tree seeds across Ireland, for future planting.
“These are trees that have evolved to deal with the consequences of
climate change in a way that non-native species cannot do,” says St
Ledger. “Having been in the one place for 1,000 years, they have
remarkable DNA, adapted to this biozone. Each native tree has developed
unique relationships with insects, mammals, plants and fungi.”
One source of this seed capital is the Gearagh (from Gaoire, or wooded
river), a vast flooded plain near Macroom, Co Cork. Its small wooded
pockets are all that remain of 600 acres of alluvial oak and ash forest,
felled in 1954 prior to the Lee hydroelectic project.
Today, at low water, the Gearagh is an eerie oak graveyard, with tree
stumps visible above the waterline. In one corner, at Toon Bridge, we
find oak, holly and hazel, crabapple, wild cherry, bird cherry and, a
rarity, buckthorn. “Before the ESB’s clear-felling there was also yew,
which along with the salmon, never returned,” says Cook. “The yew is an
important component of the wild wood.”
It’s tiny, just a few acres, but the Gearagh is western Europe’s largest extant aboriginal alluvial oak forest.
Just 10 per cent of our land is covered in trees, a fraction of the EU average, which is 37 per cent. Most of it is owned by Coillte.
As a commercial operator charged with making the State a profit,
Coillte’s aims naturally diverge from those of the Woodland League,
which seeks to revive our native species.
Coillte says new planting is a policy decision for Government. Recently
the Department of Agriculture announced its own new Forestry Programme
2014-2020. Designed to encourage more commercial logging, it also talks
of conserving native woodlands, and, “where appropriate”, converting
from conifer to native species.
Authentic landscape
With the UN’s IPCC advocating, in its fifth report, tree-planting to
counter the ravages of climate change in Ireland and elsewhere, the
Woodland League wants a long-term forest plan, not more logging.“The actual percentage of native trees in Ireland is quite low, it’s around 1 per cent,” says St Ledger. “The authentic landscape of Ireland is western Atlantic temperate rainforest, dominated by oak. Most Coillte plantations are tree farms. Our hills are covered with exotic conifers that basically acidify the soil, don’t provide much of a haven for wildlife, and deny Irish people their cultural heritage.
“The Government have done little. They restored 13 native woodland
sites that were on their property, through EU funding. Bravo. But we
would say there’s no long-term management plan to secure them.”
With official policy in their view lacking, the group focuses on
small-scale communal planting, usually with schools. One successful
example is the “treestoration” of a former quarry in Broadford, Co
Limerick, that had been used as a dump. Willow was used to clean up oil
slicks, while native yew trees helped to deal with the asbestos. Today
it is home to over more than species, plus a 30ft canopy.
“We are optimistic our native forests will return,” says St Ledger.
“It will be a slow process and will have to be mostly achieved by the
people themselves. We are a forest people without a forest. But not
forever.”
Intoxicated woman hospitalized with hand injuries after sneaking into zoo to pet tiger
A woman was bitten by a tiger at the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha,
Nebraska, on Sunday morning after she apparently tried to pet the big
cat.
Police said the woman was intoxicated and went into an unauthorized area
at around 7:20am to pet the animal, somehow getting past the fence and
security before the zoo had opened.
Jacqueline Eide, 33, is in the hospital with a severe injury to her left
hand. She was transported to Creighton University Medical Center by a
friend.
The wounds are so bad that she might lose parts of her fingers.
Eide, according to a release from the Omaha Police Department, was aggressive toward staff and showed signs of intoxication of alcohol or drugs.
She was cited for criminal trespass. Eide was sentenced to prison time for her third DUI in 2011.
She was arrested twice in Omaha this year and has criminal convictions,
including drunk driving, graffiti, disturbing the peace, obstruction of
justice and shoplifting.
The incident is under investigation.
It's believed that Mai, an 18-year-old three-legged Malayan tiger, was the animal involved in the biting, according to a release from the zoo.
The wounds are so bad that she might lose parts of her fingers.
Eide, according to a release from the Omaha Police Department, was aggressive toward staff and showed signs of intoxication of alcohol or drugs.
She was cited for criminal trespass. Eide was sentenced to prison time for her third DUI in 2011. Anti-abortion agitator insists Planned Parenthood encourages teens to have sex with animals
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Tennessee man charged with raping wife in cult parking lot
Man arrested for attacking girlfriend after she returned from store with just one beer
Police in Thibodaux, Louisiana, say a man attacked his live-in girlfriend for coming back from the store with just one beer.
Investigators arrested 49-year-old Tommy Danos after he allegedly struck and choked his girlfriend when he ran out of beer.
According to police, Danos ran out of beer and told the his girlfriend, who was not identified, to go "turn tricks" to buy more. When she came back with just one beer, Danos allegedly lashed out in anger. Danos tells a different story than the woman he allegedly attacked though.
He insists that he was the victim. Danos claims he was attacked while he was asleep and said his lack of injuries is because he is "a good blocker." First responders transported Danos to Thibodaux Regional Medical Center when he complained of chest pains. Upon his release from the hospital, he will be booked with domestic abuse battery involving strangulation.
According to police, Danos ran out of beer and told the his girlfriend, who was not identified, to go "turn tricks" to buy more. When she came back with just one beer, Danos allegedly lashed out in anger. Danos tells a different story than the woman he allegedly attacked though.
He insists that he was the victim. Danos claims he was attacked while he was asleep and said his lack of injuries is because he is "a good blocker." First responders transported Danos to Thibodaux Regional Medical Center when he complained of chest pains. Upon his release from the hospital, he will be booked with domestic abuse battery involving strangulation.
Lady left blow up doll and sex toy covered in dog poo on porch before pulling gun on two men
A woman from Fishers, Indiana, was arrested on Saturday night after she
allegedly left a blow up doll and sex toy covered with dog feces on the
porch of a home and then pulled a gun on two men as she tried to leave.
According to the Johnson County Sheriff's Office, a deputy responded to a
call of a woman that had put something on a porch of a home and had
pulled a gun at around 10:30pm. When the deputy pulled over the woman, he noticed her gun and had her
get out of the car. She told the deputy she was trying to find a
friend's house, but could not remember their first name. She said she
went to school with them and wanted to play a prank on him.
The woman, identified as Chrys Wimmer, 56, told the deputy she left a
blow up doll and a sex toy that she covered with dog feces on the porch
of the home. She told the deputy she was then interrupted by a couple of guys, and was worried because she has been robbed before, so she pulled her gun and told them to let her leave. One of the men she allegedly pulled a gun on said he pulled his truck behind her car to block it. When he asked the woman if he could help her she said, "Get the (expletive) out of my way." When he asked again, she allegedly pointed a handgun at his face and said, "Are you going to move or am I going to move it for you?"
According to the deputy's report, she then pointed the gun at a second man, got in her car and drove off. When the deputy searched her car, he found a pill bottle with white powder. A field test determined it was cocaine. Wimmer was arrested for possession of cocaine, pointing a loaded firearm, and possession of a handgun without a license. According to the deputy's report, Wimmer's gun and ammunition is being tested and compared to a shooting from last week.
Man with cloth penis tried to eat toilet paper in unsuccessful attempt to foil breathalyzer test
After being arrested for drunk driving, a man wearing only a trench coat
and “a piece of cloth that looked like a penis” attempted to eat toilet
paper in a bid to foil a breathalyzer test, Iowa police report.
Police pulled over Ross McDonald, 39, after they spotted him driving the wrong way down Market Street in Conesville at
around 3:07am on Sunday. According to a criminal complaint, McDonald
was “extremely confused” and could not tell officers “what bar he was
coming from.”
McDonald, who claimed to have consumed two drinks, had bloodshot eyes, slurred speech, and unsteady balance, officers noted. He also appeared to be dressed in a “flasher” costume: “Def was only wearing a trench coat and a piece of cloth that looked like a penis.” Upon arrival at the police precinct, McDonald “attempted to eat toilet paper, thinking it would mess with” the breathalyzer.
McDonald had initially refused the breath test, but “changed his mind after attempting to eat the toilet paper.”
Despite McDonald’s cunning plan, his blood alcohol content was measured
at .165, twice the legal limit.
McDonald was arrested and charged with third-offense drunken driving, a
Class D felony punishable by up to five years in prison. He was released
from jail after posting $5,000 bond.
McDonald, who claimed to have consumed two drinks, had bloodshot eyes, slurred speech, and unsteady balance, officers noted. He also appeared to be dressed in a “flasher” costume: “Def was only wearing a trench coat and a piece of cloth that looked like a penis.” Upon arrival at the police precinct, McDonald “attempted to eat toilet paper, thinking it would mess with” the breathalyzer.
McDonald had initially refused the breath test, but “changed his mind after attempting to eat the toilet paper.”
Despite McDonald’s cunning plan, his blood alcohol content was measured
at .165, twice the legal limit.
McDonald was arrested and charged with third-offense drunken driving, a
Class D felony punishable by up to five years in prison. He was released
from jail after posting $5,000 bond.
Sick 'Christian' High School Principal Defends Dress Codes As A Way To Protect Girls’ Virginity
No worries, parents.
This creepy 48-year-old male high school principal says he’ll protect your little girl’s virginity.
This creepy 48-year-old male high school principal says he’ll protect your little girl’s virginity.
Colorado man goes on murderous rampage after 911 dispatcher lectures panicked caller on open carry law
A neighbor might have helped stopped a
Colorado man from killing three people as he roamed around with a
military-style rifle, but the state’s open carry law apparently
prevented police from following up on her concerned report.
Police In The United States Have Now Killed 1000 People In 2015
Human News
Better eating habits can improve health and reduce the chance
of premature death, but few Americans are taking the message to heart.
Perhaps we trust our bodies too much. Our brains and senses fool us on almost a daily basis. Here’s how.
Getting a chunk of uninterrupted sleep is better for your mood than getting woken up repeatedly.
Americans are so obsessed with bacon that it’s the most popular item added to our meals.
Earth News
Agriculture contributes an estimated 20 percent of global greenhouse gas emissions.
A new study by German climate scientists states that
destabilization of the West Antarctic Ice Sheet (WAIS) has already
begun, and will become irreversible at current melting rates in 60
years.
Animal News
The semi-aquatic fen raft spider, once nearly extinct in the region, is seeing benefits from a relocation program.
Yellowstone's grizzly bears have made a remarkable recovery,
but some worry the bears could lose their Endangered Species Act status.
The wealthy family caring for them faces U.S. accusations of laundering money for drug traffickers.
Its translucent white shell has an average height of 0.027
inches (0.7 millimeters), breaking the previous record by about a tenth
of a millimeter.
Sixty-six million years ago, a tyrannosaur may have sunk its
sharp and serrated teeth into the bones of another tyrannosaur.
The eight-year-old male made a long journey to a specialist
rhino sanctuary on Sumatra island from a zoo in Cincinnati.
The little-seen marine mammal was recorded off the coast of Madagascar.
Dogs are good for our health, finds a new study on over 1 million children.
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
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Today in History
| 644 | Umar of Arabia is assassinated at Medina and is succeeded as caliph by Uthman. | |
| 1493 | Christopher Columbus discovers Guadeloupe during his second expedition. | |
| 1677 | William III and Mary of England wed on William’s birthday. | |
| 1760 | Following the Russian capture of Berlin, Frederick II of Prussia defeats the Austrians at the Battle of Torgau. | |
| 1791 | General Arthur St. Clair, governor of Northwest Territory, is badly defeated by a large Indian army near Fort Wayne. | |
| 1798 | Congress agrees to pay a yearly tribute to Tripoli, considering it the only way to protect U.S. shipping. | |
| 1842 | Abraham Lincoln marries Mary Todd in Springfield, Ill. | |
| 1854 | Florence Nightingale and her nurses arrive in the Crimea. | |
| 1863 | From the main Confederate Army at Chattanooga, Tennessee, Lt. Gen. James Longstreet’s troops are sent northeast to besiege Knoxville. | |
| 1918 | Austria signs an armistice with the Allies. | |
| 1922 | The U.S. Postmaster General orders all homes to get mailboxes or relinquish delivery of mail. | |
| 1922 | The entrance to King Tut’s tomb is discovered. | |
| 1924 | Calvin Coolidge is elected 30th president of the United States. | |
| 1924 | Nellie Tayloe Ross and Miriam Ferguson are elected first and second women governors (Wyoming and Texas). | |
| 1946 | The United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) is established. | |
| 1952 | General Dwight D. Eisenhower is elected 34th president of the United States. | |
| 1956 | Russian troops attack Budapest, Hungary. | |
| 1979 | At the American Embassy in Teheran, Iran, 90 people, including 63 Americans, are taken hostage by militant student followers of Ayatollah Khomeini. The students demand the return of Shah Mohammad Reza Pablavi, who is undergoing medical treatment in New York City. | |
| 1980 | Ronald Reagan is elected the 40th president of the United States. | |
| 1992 | Carol Moseley Braun becomes the first African American woman to be elected to the U.S. Senate. | |
| 1995 | Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin is assassinated at a peace rally in Tel Aviv. | |
| 2008 | Senator Barack Obama of Illinois elected 44th president of the United States, the first African American to hold that position. |
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