The critter had held the dire designation since 1967.
The marine mammals in Tampa Bay seem to have very selective musical tastes.
| 375 | Enraged by the insolence of barbarian envoys, Valentinian, the Emperor of the West, dies of apoplexy in Pannonia in Central Europe. | |
| 1558 | Queen Elizabeth ascends to the throne of England. | |
| 1558 | The Cult of England is re-established. | |
| 1636 | Henrique Dias, Brazilian general, wins a decisive battle against the Dutch in Brazil. | |
| 1796 | Napoleon Bonaparte defeats an Italian army near the Alpone River, Italy. | |
| 1800 | The Sixth Congress (2nd session) convenes for the first time in Washington, D.C. | |
| 1842 | A grim abolitionist meeting is held in Marlboro Chapel, Boston, after the imprisonment of a mulatto named George Latimer, one of the first fugitive slaves to be apprehended in Massachusetts. | |
| 1862 | Union General Ambrose Burnside marches north out of Washington, D.C., to begin the Fredericksburg campaign. | |
| 1869 | The Suez Canal is formally opened. | |
| 1877 | Russia launches a surprise night attack that overruns Turkish forces at Kars, Armenia. | |
| 1885 | The Serbian Army, with Russian support, invades Bulgaria. | |
| 1903 | Vladimir Lenin’s efforts to impose his own radical views on the Russian Social Democratic Labor Party splits the party into two factions, the Bolsheviks, who support Lenin, and the Mensheviks. | |
| 1913 | The first ship sails through the Panama Canal, which connects the Atlantic and Pacific oceans. | |
| 1918 | Influenza deaths reported in the United States have far exceeded World War I casualties. | |
| 1918 | German troops evacuate Brussels. | |
| 1931 | Charles Lindbergh inaugurates Pan Am service from Cuba to South America in the Sikorsky flying boat American Clipper. | |
| 1941 | German Luftwaffe general and World War I fighter-ace Ernst Udet commits suicide. The Nazi government tells the public that he died in a flying accident. | |
| 1951 | Britain reports development of the world’s first nuclear-powered heating system. | |
| 1965 | The NVA ambushes American troops of the 7th Cavalry at Landing Zone Albany in the Ia Drang Valley, almost wiping them out. | |
| 1967 | The American Surveyor 6 makes a six-second flight on the moon, the first liftoff on the lunar surface. | |
| 1970 | Soviet unmanned Luna 17 touches down on the moon. | |
| 1980 | WHHM Television in Washington, D.C., becomes the first African-American public-broadcasting television station. | |
| 1986 | Renault President Georges Besse is shot to death by leftists of the Direct Action Group in Paris. | |
| 1989 | Student demonstration in Prague put down by riot police, leading to an uprising (the Velvet Revolution) that will topple the communist government on Dec. 29. | |
| 1993 | US House of Representatives passes resolution to establish the North American Free Trade Agreement. | |
| 1993 | Gen. Sani Abacha leads a military coup in Nigeria that overthrows the government of Ernest Shonekan. | |
| 2000 | Controversial President of Peru Alberto Fujimori removed from office. |

Used–car business Carvana have opened what it describes as the world's
first, fully-automated, coin-operated car vending machine in Nashville,
Tennessee.
“We are delighted to launch the world’s first robotic Vending Machine
for cars,” Ernie Garcia, founder and CEO of Carvana, a Phoenix-based
company, said.
Boone County fire crews and deputies responded to a call for a gas leak on Friday night.

While he was at a fair in Malvern on July 11, his home burned to the
ground in what the fire marshal’s office has called a suspicious fire.
No animals were injured in the fire.
John Ticer of the Fire Marshal’s office said an investigation revealed
items Messerschmidt reported lost in the fire were not destroyed. Ticer
said he was unable to say what those items were.
In July, Messerschmidt said he lost half of his roughly 20 outfits for his geese and his sewing machine.
Messerschmidt also allegedly “provided false information to the
insurance company and criminal investigators in the case,” Ticer said.
The Harrison County Sheriff’s Office arrested Messerschmidt on Monday.
He posted a $1,500 bond. An investigation into what caused the fire
continues. Ticer called the circumstances suspicious.
“At this time, we don’t have a specific cause or a specific suspect for
who set the fire, if it was set,” he said.
In August, Ticer noted two reasons why the fire is suspicious.
It was the third fire on the property. In 2013, an outbuilding burned
down, and in 2014, a machine shed burned down.
Messerschmidt’s home had been foreclosed upon. A day before the fire, on
July 10, a bank had closed on a purchase of the house. The house sold
at a sheriff’s sale, Ticer said.
Messerschmidt was still living at the house at the time despite the
sale.
In July, Messerschmidt said he bought the house about 10 years ago and
spent the first year working with his daughter and son-in-law to
renovate it. He said then he was staying with his daughter and her
family.
Samples taken from two of the victims later confirmed that the substance was in fact semen. He was accused of squirting seven children and an 18-year-old woman.
On Friday, before Judge Stan Whitaker, Jaramillo plead no contest to six
counts of child abuse, one count of battery, two counts of criminal
sexual contact of a minor under 13 and one count of sexual exploitation
of a child. This was a plea deal.
The fathers of two young female victims spoke before the court after he
entered his plea.

"In 1987, 50-year-old Dale Kerstetter was employed as a security guard at the Corning Glassworks plant in Bradford, Pennsylvania. On the evening of September 12, Dale arrived at the plant to work the graveyard shift. The following morning when another security guard showed up to relieve Dale, he was inexplicably missing.
Dale’s truck was still in the parking lot, and his keys and other personal items were left behind. It was soon discovered that $250,000 of platinum pipe had been stolen from the plant. The situation became even more perplexing when investigators checked the plant’s security tapes.Surveillance footage showed that an unidentified masked man had entered the plant sometime during the night. At one point, Dale was seen leading this man through the building and staring directly at the camera. Upon first glance, it seemed like the intruder was forcing Dale to take him to the area where the platinum was stored, but the footage made it impossible to determine whether Dale was under duress or working in conjunction with the thief.
Dale was in debt at the time, so there was speculation that he may have been involved in the heist and skipped town with his share. The plant’s management seemed to think that Dale stared directly at the camera to taunt them. However, Dale’s family never believed that he was involved and suspected that he was an innocent murder victim.
Indeed, the surveillance footage also showed the masked intruder wheeling a large bag out of the plant, which could have contained Dale’s body. Whatever the truth, Dale Kerstetter has not been seen in nearly 30 years."
| 1798 | British seamen board the U.S. frigate Baltimore and impress a number of crewmen as alleged deserters, a practice that contributed to the War of 1812. | |
| 1813 | The British announce a blockade of Long Island Sound, leaving only the New England coast open to shipping. | |
| 1821 | Trader William Becknell reaches Santa Fe, N.M., on the route that will become known as the Santa Fe Trail. | |
| 1846 | General Zachary Taylor takes Saltillo, Mexico. | |
| 1864 | Union General William T. Sherman departs Atlanta and begins his "March to the Sea." | |
| 1892 | King Behanzin of Dahomey (now Benin), leads soldiers against the French. | |
| 1902 | A cartoon appears in the Washington Star, prompting the Teddy Bear Craze, after President Teddy Roosevelt refused to kill a captive bear tied up for him to shoot during a hunting trip to Mississippi. | |
| 1907 | The Indian and Oklahoma territories are unified to make Oklahoma, which becomes the 46th state. | |
| 1913 | Swann’s Way, the first volume of Marcel Proust’s 7-part novel Remembrance of Things Past, is published. | |
| 1920 | Metered mail is born in Stamford, Connecticut with the first Pitney Bowes postage meter. | |
| 1945 | Eighty-eight German scientists, holding Nazi secrets, arrive in the United States. | |
| 1948 | President Harry S Truman rejects four-power talks on Berlin until the blockade is removed. | |
| 1953 | The United States joins in the condemnation of Israel for its raid on Jordan. | |
| 1955 | The Big Four talks, taking place in Geneva on German reunification, end in failure. | |
| 1960 | After the integration of two all-white schools, 2,000 whites riot in the streets of New Orleans. | |
| 1965 | In the last day of the fighting at Landing Zone X-Ray, regiments of the U.S. 1st Cavalry Division repulse NVA forces in the Ia Drang Valley. | |
| 1967 | U.S. planes hit Haiphong shipyard in North Vietnam for the first time. | |
| 1979 | American Airlines is fined $500,000 for improper DC-10 maintenance. | |
| 1982 | The space shuttle Columbia completes its first operational flight. | |
| 1989 | Salvadoran Army death squad kills six Jesuit priests and two others at Jose Simeon Canas University. | |
| 1992 | Eric Lawes, while using a metal detector to search for a friend’s lost hammer near Hoxne, Suffolk, England, discovers the Hoxne Hoard, the largest hoard of Roman silver and gold ever found in Britain, and the largest collection of 4th and 5th century coins found anywhere within the bounds of the former Roman Empire | |
| 1997 | Pro-democracy Chinese dissident Wei Jingsheng released from prison after 18 years, for health reasons. |
The decision has also set the foundation on a possible collision course with the Anne Frank House museum in Amsterdam, a separate entity that for years has sparred with the Anne Frank foundation over legal questions, such as ownership of archives and trademark issues.
The museum has been working for five years with historians and researchers on an elaborate web version of the diary intended for publication once the copyright expires. The research is still progressing with a historical and textual analysis of her writing, including deletions, corrections and stains.
“We haven’t decided yet when or how the results will be published,” said Maatje Mostart, a spokeswoman for the Anne Frank House. “Any publishing will always be done within the legal frameworks.” She added pointedly that neither “Otto Frank nor any other person is co-author.”
One of Anne’s own astute diary entries seemed to anticipate the disputes: “Why do grown-ups quarrel so easily?”

One hundred fifty are besieged by five thousand;The determination of these brave foreigners so far away from Japan was familiar to Shigetaka and other people in Meiji Japan. Franz-Stefan Cady writes at The Diplomat:
Not only the provisions but the ammunition is all gone.
Thirty-two men hear the news and hurry to the scene.
The heavy strokes of their sabers lead them into the fortress, through the ranks of the enemy to see
The commander of the fortress wet with blood,
And his men reeling against the walls with exhaustion but with swords in hand.
Shigetaka grew up during the Meiji Restauration in Japan, a time of sweeping social upheaval when many Japanese felt that Western influences would supplant their country’s traditional culture. Perhaps then, he saw the battle as an opportunity to dispel some of the fears held by the Japanese about the West by illustrating that traditional (i.e. heroic or warrior) culture was comparable in both the United States and Japan.
The Japanese scholar’s effort to mythologize the Battle of the Alamo was thus on the one hand to emphasize a commonality of culture, and on the other hand a response to the dawn of Japanese Modernity. […]
Emphasizing the heroism of white Anglo-Texans and their dedication to ideals of freedom (and disregarding the contribution of Mexicans fighting for Texas in the 1830s) thus served to comfort Anglo-Texans in their struggles with Modernity, when they, like the Japanese during the Meiji Restauration, feared to lose their traditional identities amidst the social changes that were occurring in Texas during that time.
A gigantic bath plug weighing 30kg (66lb) has been stolen from a man's
front garden.
The plug, which fits inside a half-meter-round plughole, was a cherished
water feature on the patio of Richard Mudditt's Bristol home.
A couple from Katikati in New Zealand are devastated after thieves took
their "fairy garden".
On Wednesday morning, Terry and Roz Cooke noticed 15 different objects
from their garden had been taken including solar lights, garden
ornaments and a fairy bridge.
The collection of garden objects was worth about $400 but had a great
sentimental value.
Identical twin brothers are facing identical theft charges after they
stole identical items from a Walmart in South Carolina on Wednesday,
police allege.
A hooded teenager who robbed a man at potato peeler-point has
been jailed for three-and-a-half years.
Black-clad Connor Berry, 18, got off a mountain bike with no tires and
menaced two men with his mouth covered and his hood up.
The street raider held a potato peeler to a man’s side and demanded:
“Give us your money or I’m going to stab you.”
Berry and two younger boys aged 15 and 16 accosted two friends heading
home from playing football in Stockton north east England.
The first victim was “patted down” and jabbed with the potato peeler
when he could only hand over £2, Teesside Crown Court heard on Thursday.
He was punched to the head by the 15-year-old when he said he would not
hand over his phone, said prosecutor Jenny Haigh.
Berry rifled through his pockets and took the phone, the court was told.
The second man was pushed, his pockets searched and his phone and £5
taken. He was told by Berry to go away “before I stab you”.
Both of the victims ran off and later said they were left nervous,
scared and reluctant to go out.
An 18-year-old Florida girl informed a police officer her fake driving license was not illegal because it could be legally possessed if she
were acting, according to her arrest report.
A Chicago woman is facing assault and property damage charges after
becoming angry when a Denny’s waitress explained that she was not
allowed to share her $4 all-you-can-eat pancake special with her
friends.
According to the Oak Lawn Police Department, West cursed at the waitress
and threw several punches at the employee (though the blows did not
land). West and her party then left Denny’s without paying their bill,
but not before she repeatedly kicked a door on the way out.
"TGR Co Founder, Todd Jones, says [the accident] “was the most terrifying crash I’ve ever seen.” While filming for Paradise Waits up in the Neacola range of AK, Mac dropped into a line he thought he had studied thoroughly enough, only to fall into an unseen five foot deep trench on one of his first turns.
'From there, my slough took over and their was no way to stop, I pulled my airbag to help prevent against any possible trauma injuries as I tumbled to the bottom,' he said. While attempting to regain his footing, Mac lost a ski and cartwheeled over 1,600 feet in under a minute."

Just because the exhaust port is at the end of the trench, that doesn’t mean you have to use the trench to get there. You have spaceships! And the exhaust port is facing upward! You even show it facing upward in your little diagram. Why not just fly straight down towards it? Flying through the trench makes everything more difficult. You have no room to maneuver and, more importantly, rather than hitting the port with a straight shot, you now have to angle the proton torpedoes to go straight and then curve down. That’s so much more difficult!If I remember correctly, the point of the trench run was to get so close to the surface of the Death Star that the space station's anti-ship weapons could not be brought to bear against it. The trench run began at the point closest to the Rebel fleet. Flying directly toward the exhaust port would have required the X-wing squadron to be exposed for a much longer time
Also, you know how everyone groans when he says “the shaft is ray shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”? Why is everyone groaning? How would you even hit that thing with a laser if you’re approaching it from the side? USE YOUR HEADS!