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Saturday, February 27, 2016

7 Times Mathematics Became Art And Blew Our Minds

While maths might seem like a purely formulaic pursuit, the patterns and ratios it produces can help create some of history's most striking works of art. Just take a look at Leonardo Da Vinci's geometric sketches or M. C. Escher's mathematically accurate prints.
But it's not just historically - even today, mathematicians and artists are bringing their skills together to create some truly beautiful works. And with the help of computers, they've taken things to a whole new level. Here are 7 recent adventures in maths and art.

Big hands art hazard moved from path due to texting people bumping into them

An artwork consisting of a massive pair of clasped hands has had to be moved away from a cathedral path due to people bumping into them. The 20ft tall (6m) sculpture, called The Kiss, was positioned at Salisbury Cathedral, inviting people to walk in-between the wrists.
But it has been shifted off North Walk as a decision was taken that it was not well enough illuminated in the dark. Artist Sophie Ryder said that people were "walking through texting". Some had "bumped their heads", she said.
Ms Ryder posted on Facebook: "We had to move 'The Kiss' because people were walking through texting and said they bumped their heads! Oh well!!"Canon Dr Robert Titley, the cathedral treasurer, said the clasped hands "form an arch which positively invites you to walk underneath". "That was working fine, at least during the day," he said.
"We then picked up a couple of signals that during the hours of darkness one or two people had bumped into it. We could see how, if you didn't see too well in the dark, this could be a hazard. So we've moved it a few meters onto the grass." The artwork is part of an exhibition by the British sculptor which began a week ago and runs until 3 July.

Heroin Trade Helped Defeat the US in Afghanistan

Police Officer Who Just Got Convicted For Manslaughter Blames Victim For His Own Death

‘Christian’ Website Offers Tips On ‘How To Help Women Learn Their Place’

‘Christian’ Website Offers Tips On ‘How To Help Women Learn Their Place’Want to know how to teach a woman ‘her place’ the good ‘christian’ way? Look no further.

Wingnut moron threatens to squash Charlotte's pro-LGBT law to protect city from 'deviant actions'

Wingnut moron threatens to squash Charlotte's pro-LGBT law to protect city from 'deviant actions'
The only "deviant" actions are those of the wingnut itself.

Wingnut Wants To Make The Poor Take ‘Self Reliance’ Training To Get Benefits

John Oliver absolutely destroys wingnuts whose restrictive anti-abortion laws go ‘too fucking far’

Last Week Tonight’s John Oliver devoted the majority of Sunday’s broadcast to a devastating exposé of Targeted Regulation of Abortion Providers laws, cobbled together by anti-choice lawmakers.

‘Small-government’ wingnut wants to dictate what cuts of meat poor people can eat

Ritchie (R-Oswegatchie) introduced a bill Wednesday that would place additional restrictions on purchases made through the state’s Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or SNAP.

A tiny Arkansas cult just wanted to stay out of politics — but now this candidate wants them arrested

“We aren’t trying to endorse candidates, we’re trying to walk with dog.”

Firefighters rescued two-year-old girl who locked herself in bank's safe

Firefighters were called to a branch of the UniCredit bank in Vicenza, Italy, on Thursday morning, after a two-year-old girl managed to lock herself inside a safe.
The girl was visiting the bank with her mother but became bored and crawled away while her mother was talking with the cashier. The mischievous tot clambered into an open time-lock safe that was kept on the bank floor, shutting the door behind her.
Unfortunately for the child, the safe was set to lock itself automatically and, once closed, could not be opened for 40 minutes. As soon as the girl's mother realized what had happened, panicked bank staff called the fire brigade to try to free the child as quickly as possible.

With the help of a hydraulic wedge, the firefighters managed to force the door of the safe open in less than 15 minutes, freeing the crying, but otherwise unhurt, little girl.

Police hunt men who broke through roof into food outlet and stole keys to outside toilet

Police are hunting thieves who broke into a food outlet in Dandenong South, Melbourne, Australia, and stole a set of keys from inside the premises last month.
An unknown man removed roof tiles to gain access to the Frankston-Dandenong Road store at 3.05am on Monday 25 January.
Once inside the offender stole a set of keys which unfortunately for him will only get him access to an outside freestanding toilet.
Police believe another person was also involved as a foot can be seen in the footage pushing the plaster of the roof down whilst the burglar is inside.
You can see the CCTV footage here or here.

Computer Scientists Think They Have The Answer To Police Misconduct


Scientists report New York police forced them to fake DNA tests to convict more suspects

The crime lab was set to use a new system that would guarantee accuracy. But when the conviction rate went down, it was scrapped.

Utah man dies in police custody after being jailed for $2,400 unpaid medical bill

Rex Iverson was put in the Box Elder County Jail when he didn’t pay an ambulance bill. The next day, he was dead.

Woman indicted in husband's hair ball death

A grand jury in Randall County, Texas, have indicted a woman in her husband’s October strangulation death, which authorities said involved a hair ball.
On Oct. 9 last year, Amarillo police were called to Amarillo Motor Inn, on a cardiac arrest call. Samuel Cheatheam, 65, was declared dead at the motel. Investigators ruled his death a homicide after finding an “upper airway obstruction with hair wad.”
In January, Mary Elizabeth Cheatheam submitted an insanity plea in the case. The plea was struck down after a court-ordered psychologist declared her competent to stand trial. On Wednesday, she was indicted on a murder charge.
“We believe that we can prove at trial that she was the only person present at the time of his death,” said Randall County Criminal District Attorney James Farren. “We believe it is likely that he was somewhat incapacitated at the time and that she took advantage of that situation.” Mary married Sam Cheatheam in November 1998, records show.

Man in jail for theft of paintbrushes and pencils wants his Mr Froggy returned

An inmate in DuPage County, Illinois, is demanding to be freed from jail within two weeks if personal property taken from him during his July 2015 arrest, including three pairs of underwear, a "Mr. Froggy" plush animal and concert tickets, are not returned to him. Ignatius "Michael" Pollara, 50, of Tamarac, Florida, is being held on $125,000 bail on a burglary charge, accused of stealing several paintbrushes and a box of pencils from a Lombard Hobby Lobby store.
Pollara argued in court on Thursday, against the advice of Assistant Public Defender Mark Lyon, that the Oak Brook Police Department's "negligence and carelessness" in failing to safely store his items has deprived him of his due process. In a written motion, Pollara also demanded to be discharged from jail within 14 days if the items are not returned. DuPage Judge Brian Telander warned Pollara that his antics frequently come close to trying his patience. But he also asked prosecutors to try to find Pollara's missing property not considered to be evidence.
Oak Brook police Sgt. Ben Kadolph said on Thursday afternoon his department has "a lot of property" taken during Pollara's arrest, including a stuffed animal. "We have several boxes of stuff that was taken as evidence in this and possibly other cases," Kadolph said. "And we have a box of his personal property." In the motion filed on Feb. 10, Pollara identified the missing items he wants returned. Included in his list were a backpack and a suitcase, a laptop computer, several clothing items, "one Hearst Castle plush blanket," "tickets to U2 and Grateful Dead concerts" and "one stuffed 'Mr. Froggy' plush animal with tag."
Pollara chastised Lyon in court when the attorney advised him his written motion contained potentially incriminating evidence, including the part where Pollara wrote that he "decided not to pay for two paint brushes and a small box of pencils." "Are you working for me or against me?" Pollara demanded of Lyon. "Why am I here? I need to know this." Telander set the case for an April 5 status date, during which Telander will meet with prosecutors and Lyon to try to reach a plea deal. But Pollara wants out of jail sooner than that. "I think I've been here long enough for two paint brushes and a bag of pencils," he said, before being warned by a deputy to calm down and lower his voice. In Florida, Pollara is known as the "Toys 'R' Us Kid" and the "Lego Bandit" after he was convicted in a 2012 burglary spree in which he stole more than $2 million in Lego sets and toys from the Toys "R" Us chain.

25 Commonly Accepted 'Facts' That Just Ain’t So

NASA Finally Creates a Planetary Defense Coordination Office

In the glorious 1997 action movie Starship Troopers, insect-like aliens began their war against humanity by diverting an enormous asteroid to impact on and destroy the city of Buenos Aires, killing over 8 million people. 19 years later, the United States government is finally taking the bug menace seriously.
NASA has created and poured money into a new task force called the Planetary Defense Coordination Office. This organization is responsible for developing effective means of defending our homeworld from asteroid strikes. The Christian Science Monitor reports:
It will be a costly operation. NASA's program for tracking asteroids and other objects in near-space ran on $4 million in 2010, but it received $20.4 million in 2012, and the budget doubled to $40 million in 2014, according to a NASA statement. The 2016 US budget provides $50 million to set up a Planetary Defense Coordination Office. […]
A planetary defense system gives NASA a ready answer for the next time news reports of too-close asteroids alarm the populace.
"While there are no known impact threats at this time, the 2013 Chelyabinsk super-fireball and the recent 'Halloween Asteroid' close approach remind us of why we need to remain vigilant and keep our eyes to the sky," John Grunsfeld, an administrator for for Washington-based NASA Science Mission Directorate, said in a NASA report.

Lost Tapes Reveal Apollo Astronauts Heard Unexplained ‘Music’ On Far Side Of The Moon

"If you’re behind the moon and hear some weird noise on your radio, and you know you’re blocked from the Earth, then what could you possibly think?"
by Lee Speigel
Earth and the far side of the moon, where the Apollo astronauts encountered the strange music-like radio transmissions.
The crew of an Apollo mission to the moon were so startled when they encountered strange music-like radio transmissions coming through their headsets, they didn't know whether or not to report it to NASA, it's been revealed.
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NASA has said this it not true, also, "Music" is subjective. But as far as some are concerned it is totally real and to others it is totally bogus ... we'll let you make that call.

10 Amazing Facts About The New Ninth Planet

In early January, the news that an immense ninth planet likely exists beyond Pluto set the scientific community ablaze. We still have a lot to learn about this potential new solar sibling, but we do know that it's huge - at least 10 times as massive as the Earth.
The astronomers who discovered it even nicknamed it 'Fatty.' And the fact that such a huge body has gone undetected just goes to show how little we truly know about our own solar system and how much science has left to teach us.

Farmer seeks financial support from government for owners of animals with horns

A farmer from the canton of Bern in Switzerland has launched a campaign to seek financial support from the Swiss federal government for owners of animals with horns.
Armin Capaul, originally from the canton of Graubünden, confirmed on Thursday that he had collected more than 100,000 signatures for the initiative, which he hopes to put to a national vote. Only three-quarters of the signatures have been validated so far but the campaign will continue until the end of February, Capaul said.
The initiative “for the dignity of agricultural livestock” calls on Bern offer monetary help to owners of cows, bulls for breeding, goats and goats for breeding when they have horns. Currently no such subsidies are available. Capaul argues there are extra costs to owning horned animals.
In Switzerland nine out of ten cows no longer have horns. The risk of injury among animals or to humans is the principal reason to encourage most farmers to dehorn their cattle. Animals with horns require more space and specific facilities. Capaul’s initiative has won support from animal protection groups, the association for small and medium-sized farmers, Bio Suisse and ProSpecieRara.

Record 6,250 Manatees Spotted in Florida Waters

Conservationists say the record reflects years of efforts to protect the marine mammals.

Animal Pictures


Friday, February 26, 2016

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Today in History

364
On the death of Jovian, a conference at Nicaea chooses Valentinan, an army officer who was born in the central European region of Pannania, to succeed him in Asia Minor.
1154
William the Bad succeeds his father, Roger the II, in Sicily.
1790
As a result of the Revolution, France is divided into 83 departments.
1815
Napoleon and 1,200 of his men leave Elba to start the 100-day re-conquest of France.
1848
Karl Marx and Frederick Engels publish The Communist Manifesto in London.
1871
France and Prussia sign a preliminary peace treaty at Versailles.
1901
Boxer Rebellion leaders Chi-Hsin and Hsu-Cheng-Yu are publicly executed in Peking.
1914
Russian aviator Igor Sikorsky carries 17 passengers in a twin engine plane in St. Petersburg.
1916
General Henri Philippe Petain takes command of the French forces at Verdun.
1917
President Wilson publicly asks congress for the power to arm merchant ships.
1924
U.S. steel industry finds claims an eight-hour day increases efficiency and employee relations.
1933
Ground is broken for the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.
1936
Japanese military troops march into Tokyo to conduct a coup and assassinate political leaders.
1941
British take the Somali capital in East Africa.
1943
U.S. Flying Fortresses and Liberators pound German docks and U-boat lairs at Wilhelmshaven.
1945
Syria declares war on Germany and Japan.
1951
The 22nd Amendment is added to the Constitution limiting the Presidency to two terms.
1964
Lyndon B. Johnson signs a tax bill with $11.5 billion in cuts.
1965
Norman Butler is arrested for the murder of Malcom X.
1968
Thirty-two African nations agree to boycott the Olympics because of the presence of South Africa.
1970
Five Marines are arrested on charges of murdering 11 South Vietnamese women and children.
1972
Soviets recover Luna 20 with a cargo of moon rocks.
1973
A publisher and 10 reporters are subpoenaed to testify on Watergate.
1990
Daniel Ortega, communist president of Nicaragua, suffers a shocking election defeat at the hands of Violeta Chamorro.
1993
A bomb rocks the World Trade Center in New York City. Five people are killed and hundreds suffer from smoke inhalation.

38 Colorful Slang Terms From Colonial Times

For some the English language already has way too many "vulgar" terms, but those of us who like a bit of colorful language in our lives are always on the lookout for new entries to add to our book of bad words.
People in Colonial times used all kinds of smutty slang terms like crinkum crankum, apple dumpling shop and twiddle-diddles that sound pretty classy when compared to the coarse terms we use for those body parts today.
And thanks to Francis Grose's book Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue: A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit, and Pickpocket Eloquence, which was first published in 1811 and is now available in its entirety via Project Gutenberg, we can talk trash like they did in the olden days.

How to Deal With the Guy Who Always Has to Be Right

Stubborn guy
How to Deal With the Guy Who Always Has to Be Right
Here’s how to handle the know-it-alls in your life
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We just ignore them

Everyday Foods That Have More Sugar Than You Might Have Thought

Silicon Valley tech worker fired after blogging about starving while working at billion-dollar food delivery firm

A fired employee from the Silicon Valley tech firm Yelp! has raised anger over the company’s labor practices after writing a blog that pointed out that the profitable company’s employees are struggling to survive.

Look How Nestle Profits By Taking Michigan Water For Free As Flint Pays A FORTUNE For Poison

Look How Nestle Profits By Taking Michigan Water For Free As Flint Pays A FORTUNE For Poison (IMAGE/VIDEO)
It’s absolutely disgusting that Michigan wingnuts allow this to continue.

Exxon is Flooding the World with Fossil Fuels that Could Destroy Life As We Know It

Is America Really Getting More Tolerant?

Banking while Muslim

The woman, who has not been identified by news reports, went to the Security National Bank branch hoping to open an account but found the doors locked before she could make it to the teller line

Fellow Officer Says Cops Were NOT In Danger When They Shot Suicidal Vet

Image credit: video screen capture from The Fresno BeeFellow Officer Says Cops Were NOT In Danger When They Shot Suicidal Vet
On Wednesday, Fresno County sheriff Sgt. Joshua McCahill testified that fellow officers were not in danger when they opened fire on a suicidal veteran.

Supreme Court Rejects Racially Gerrymandered N.C. Districts

It Begins: Supreme Court Rejects Racially Gerrymandered N.C. Districts
It Begins: Supreme Court Rejects Racially Gerrymandered N.C. Districts
Sorry, racist Republican scumbags! Your days of stealing people’s votes are coming to an end…

North Carolina Wingnuts Caught In Racial Gerrymandering

N Carolina GOP Caught In Racial Gerrymandering

North Carolina Drug Tested All Welfare Recipients And The Results Are Surprising

Republicans must be shocked. And taxpayers should be pissed. Republicans were so sure that welfare recipients are on drugs, that they desperately tried...

Texas Wingnuts Cut Environmental Regulations And Now Black Sludge Is Coming Out Instead Of Tap Water

A disgusting black sludge is coming out of residents’ faucets in Crystal City, Texas, and the people are left helpless to do anything about it. The...

Pot-hating Arizona prosecutor gets stumped by a simple question

Sheila Polk (Twitter)
Yavapai County Attorney Sheila Polk was one of four panelists talking about the legalization of marijuana during an event hosted by the Scottdale Chamber of Commerce.

Texas Father Disowns Teenage Daughter For Her ‘Sickening’ Interracial Relationship

It has been nearly fifty years since the landmark Supreme Court ruling, Loving v. Virginia, that made interracial marriages (relationships) legal in the...

Telecom company abandoning Georgia after sweeping anti-gay bill passes

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LinkedIn)
A telecom company will be picking up and moving out of Georgia after state lawmakers passed sweeping anti-gay legislation.

Administrators Told This Lesbian Student Her T-Shirt Was ‘Open Invitation To Sex.’ She Sued Them.


Administrators Told This Lesbian Student Her T-Shirt Was ‘Open Invitation To Sex.’ She Sued Them.

Police hunt clumsy burglar who fell through ceiling of fried chicken restaurant

Authorities in Florida are looking for a clumsy burglary suspect who was caught on video falling through the ceiling of a restaurant and breaking into its safe.
The unidentified suspect broke into Popeyes in Murray Hill on Monday, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.
Video shows the suspect crashing to the floor in a heap. He then struggled to pry open a safe under the restaurant counter with a variety of objects.

The man then made his getaway with an unspecified amount of cash. Anyone with information on this burglary is asked to call the Sheriff's Office.