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Friday, March 18, 2016

Frightened dog took refuge in police car's engine compartment

A stray dog found himself in a tight spot on Wednesday when he wound up in the undercarriage of a police vehicle in Phoenix, Arizona. It all started earlier in the day, as Phoenix Police Department Lt. Tom Van Dorn was on patrol when he came across a pack of small dogs running down a street. Van Dorn sounded his horn to disperse the canines. “There was a pack of dogs, about 4 to 5 little dogs, just kind of running down the middle of the street, blocking traffic,” Van Dorn said.
“So I pulled up slowly; ended up hitting the horn on the patrol car to try to get them to disperse. Most of them took off running but one little guy ended up darting underneath the police Tahoe.” The frightened pooch ran right under the lieutenant’s car, and after that, wouldn’t budge. “He was underneath for a while. One of the neighborhood residents was coming to bring out a broom to see if we could get him to come out. But every time we tried, he just kept moving closer and closer to the Tahoe and wouldn’t budge,” he said.
“We tried to even back the Tahoe up slowly to try to get him out. He would just continue to follow the car back.” Soon, Van Dorn saw that the dog had managed to squeeze himself into the undercarriage of the patrol Tahoe. It’s not clear if the dog was stubborn or actually stuck. Nevertheless, the pup was under there for about 20 minutes. “He just appeared to be scared; he was shaking,” Van Dorn said. “He was just scared and really didn’t want to come out for us.”
Even the offer of a hot dog failed to entice the canine to emerge. “I would have never thought he would have made it up into the engine block itself or that he would have even fit,” said van Dorn. “He was a little Chihuahua-type dog. But he was still about 10 to 12 pounds, and it never would have occurred to me that he would fit.” But finally, with the help of Maricopa County Animal Care & Control, the dog was rescued. He is expected to be just fine. The shelter are trying to track down his family, or they will find him a new home.
There's a news video here.

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Thursday, March 17, 2016

The Daily Drift

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Today in History

1766
Britain repeals the Stamp Act.
1776
British forces evacuate from Boston to Nova Scotia.
1799
Napoleon Bonaparte and his army reach Mediterranean seaport of St. Jean d’Acra, only to find British warships ready to break his siege of the town.
1868
The first postage stamp canceling machine patent is issued.
1884
John Joseph Montgomery makes the first glider flight in Otay, Calif.
1886
Twenty African Americans are killed in the Carrollton Massacre in Mississippi.
1891
The British steamer Utopia sinks off the coast of Gibraltar.
1905
Anna Eleanor Roosevelt, niece of President Theodore Roosevelt, marries Franklin D. Roosevelt in New York.
1910
The Camp Fire Girls are founded in Lake Sebago, Maine.
1914
Russia increases the number of active duty military from 460,000 to 1,700,000.
1924
Four Douglas army aircraft leave Los Angeles for an around the world flight.
1930
Mob boss Al Capone is released from jail.
1942
The Nazis begin deporting Jews to the Belsen camp.
1944
The U.S. Eighth Air Force bombs Vienna.
1959
The 14th Dalai Lama flees Tibet and goes to India.
1961
The United States increases military aid and technicians to Laos.
1962
The Soviet Union asks the United States to pull out of South Vietnam.
1966
A U.S. submarine locates a missing H-bomb in the Mediterranean.
1970
The Army charges 14 officers with suppression of facts in the My Lai massacre case.
1972
Nixon asks Congress to halt busing in order to achieve desegregation.
1973
Twenty are killed in Cambodia when a bomb goes off that was meant for the Cambodian President Lon Nol.
1973
First POWs are released from the “Hanoi Hilton” in Hanoi, North Vietnam.
1985
Reagan agrees to a joint study with Canada on acid rain.
1992
White South Africans approve constitutional reforms giving legal equality to blacks.

Saint Paddy Snakes

The Real Problem With Trade Deals

The 6 Physical Features Men Can't Resist, According to Science

Science is not wrong.
by Jessica Mattern
Science is at it again. 
According to Business Insider, a new study says men were designed to look for key physical attributes in women. The study claims these features make women attractive because they are associated with good health and fertility, making them subconsciously, or very consciously, turned on.
According to the data, these are the features:
A Wider Waist to Hips Ratio. A ratio of 7:10 is particularly pleasing, apparently. The waist and hips are related to childbirth, making men think, those big hips would be great for delivering my baby! This one's pretty obvious– men like small waists and big butts
A High Voice. According to a study cited in the video, a high-pitched voice evokes youthfulness and signifies a small, feminine body, both of which are attractive to men. Let's just say our high-pitched shrieks at the scandalous happenings on the Real Housewives is a sign of evolution at work.
Healthy Hair. Shiny, full, and long hair is very attractive. Again, it's a sign of health and fertility. And thankfully, very fake-able with regular salon visits and blowouts. Remember, it's for the future of the human race.
Smiles. Well obviously, happy people are attractive people. But science has also proven the whiter the teeth, the better.
Less Makeup. You may think that contouring, layers of eye shadow, and bold lips are making you more beautiful, but it turns out, the natural look is more appealing to men. The video says that men prefer women who use up to 40% fewer cosmetics. But it shouldn't take science to tell you that the natural you, is the best you.
Wearing Red. There's a reason red is associated with lust. Scientists have proven that wearing red enhances attraction. In fact, they've found this phenomenon to hold true in other animals as well. Note to self: dry clean red dress for Saturday date night.

A Feminist On a Mission to Introduce Women to Ayahuasca

You're Probably Doing Kegels Wrong ...

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You're Probably Doing Kegels Wrong—and It Could Be Causing Pelvic Damage

Lighter, Stronger, Healthier with Age

President Barack Obama has arguably the most stressful job in America — and yet he's a lot healthier than many men half his age.

Doing This Incredibly Easy Thing Could Help You Cut 206 Calories a Day

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Doing This Incredibly Easy Thing Could Help You Cut 206 Calories a Day
Use this research-backed trick to lose a pound this month—without even trying

The Superhero Diet

New Procedure Allows Kidney Transplants from Any Donor

About 100,000 people in the USA are currently waiting for kidney transplants. The right donor kidney has to come along for a transplant to work. About 50% of patients have a great deal of difficulty receiving a transplant and about 20% have such sensitive immune systems that finding a matching kidney is almost impossible.
But that may change. According to a study published in the New England Journal of Medicine, researchers have found a way to change the immune system of a transplant patient so that it can accept any donor kidney.
This treatment filters a patient's own antibodies out of his blood, then replaces it with different antibodies. Gina Kolata explains at the New York Times:
Desensitization involves first filtering the antibodies out of a patient’s blood. The patient is then given an infusion of other antibodies to provide some protection while the immune system regenerates its own antibodies. For some reason — exactly why is not known — the person’s regenerated antibodies are less likely to attack the new organ, Dr. Segev said. But if the person’s regenerated natural antibodies are still a concern, the patient is treated with drugs that destroy any white blood cells that might make antibodies that would attack the new kidney.

What Really Happened to Easter Island's Rapa Nui?

Easter Island's Rapa Nui people saw a mysterious collapse of their society and culture, for reasons that are debated to this day. We look at the latest theories for the cause of their demise.

Count Dracula's Castle Is Up for Sale

Time for some creepy new digs.
by Caroline Picard
It's the stuff of literary legend—and the view's not half bad either. That's right, you can now own the infamous Bran Castle in Transylvania, the fictional hilltop home of the world's most famous vampire, Count Dracula. 
Deep out in the Romanian countryside, this towering 12th Century fortress certainly looks the part—the spooky towers were purportedly the setting of Bram Stoker's 1897 horror novel, Dracula. And that's not the only real-life inspiration for the famous book–the blood-thirsty ruler Prince Vlad Dracul (a.k.a. the Vlad the Impaler) apparently lent his name to the titular character. Unfortunately, Vlad's own residence is now in ruins, and Bran Castle is as close as you'll come to true vampiric architecture. 
The breathtaking structure currently belongs to descendants of the Romanian royal family, who have been operating the property as a popular museum. As the country's largest tourist attraction, some half a million people visit its spooky halls every year. But the current owners are getting older and hope to pass the estate on to someone who will continue to build up its destination status. 
While the initial asking price apparently topped $66 million, the castle may sell for much less, especially since the Romanian government has reportedly declined the offer. According to the Financial Times, the unusual property could go for as little as $13 million.

A Lakeside Path

A stone path running alongside Morskie Oko, a Polish lake located high in the Tatra Mountains.
The name "Morskie Oko" ("Sea Eye", "Eye of the Sea") is derived from an old legend, according to which the lake was connected to the sea via an underground passage... Morskie Oko is one of the most popular destinations in the Tatras, often receiving over 50,000 visitors during the vacation season. It is reached by foot in about two hours from the nearest road that allows motorized access.

Record-Shattering February Warmth Bakes Alaska, Arctic 18°F Above Normal

2015 Saw an Unprecedented Spike in CO2 Levels

The annual growth rate of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere rose more in 2015 than scientists have ever seen in a single year.

How Satellites Find Shipwrecks From Space

Distinctive linear plumes of these particles extend as far as 2.5 miles downstream from shallow shipwreck sites.

Earth's Transit Zone

How the heck can we find, let alone communicate with, extraterrestrial intelligences when there's billions of potentially life-friendly planets to survey?

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Wednesday, March 16, 2016

The Daily Drift

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Today in History

37
On a trip to the Italian mainland from his home on Capreae, the emperor Tiberius dies on the Bay of Naples.
1190
The Crusades begin the massacre of Jews in York, England.
1527
The Emperor Babur defeats the Rajputs at the Battle of Kanvaha, removing the main Hindu rivals in Northern India.
1621
The first Indian appears to colonists in Plymouth, Massachusetts.
1833
Susan Hayhurst becomes the first woman to graduate from a pharmacy college.
1850
Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The Scarlet Letter is published.
1865
Union troops push past Confederate blockers at the Battle of Averasborough, N.C.
1907
The British cruiser Invincible, the world’s largest, is completed at Glasgow shipyards.
1913
The 15,000-ton battleship Pennsylvania is launched at Newport News, Va.
1917
Russian Czar Nicholas II abdicates his throne.
1926
Physicist Robert H. Goddard launches the first liquid-fuel rocket.
1928
The United States plans to send 1,000 more Marines to Nicaragua.
1935
Adolf Hitler orders a German rearmament and violates the Versailles Treaty.
1939
Germany occupies the rest Czechoslovakia.
1945
Iwo Jima is declared secure by U.S. forces although small pockets of Japanese resistance still exist.
1954
CBS introduces The Morning Show hosted by Walter Cronkite to compete with NBC’s Today Show.
1964
President Lyndon B. Johnson submits a $1 billion war on poverty program to Congress.
1968
U.S. troops in Vietnam destroy a village consisting mostly of women and children, the action is remembered as the My-Lai massacre.
1984
Mozambique and South Africa sign a pact banning support for one another’s internal foes.
1985
Associated Press newsman, Terry Anderson is taken hostage in Beirut.

During World War II, Canada Gave These Badges to People Who Tried to Volunteer, But Were Rejected for Medical Reasons

When Germany invaded Poland in 1939, Canada leaped to defend the freedom of Europe and declared war. Its citizens raced to enlist in the armed forces to contribute to the effort.
Many of them were rejected because they had medical problems that prevented them from serving effectively. This was a source of disappointment to many and embarrassment to some as they faced public shaming by ignorant fellow citizens who thought that they should be in uniform.
So the Canadian government created a badge that these men could wear to deter their critics. It was a silver or rhodium plated badge that said in either English or French "Applicant for Enlistment - Canada." It affirmed that the person had tried to enlist, but was rejected through no fault of his own. Veterans Affairs Canada quotes the Order in Council that created it:
Persons who have voluntarily declared their unqualified willingness to serve in and beyond Canada in the Military Forces of Canada, and who are refused enlistment by reason of their not possessing, due to no faults of their own, the necessary qualifications then required for enlistment in the Naval, Army and Air Forces of Canada.

The Lone Chef of Palmer Station

It’s been several years since Mike Hiller has seen a real summer. From November to April, he lives inHomer, Alaska. Then he travels to the opposite end of the earth to cook for the 18 or so scientists who overwinter at Palmer Station in Antarctica. Hiller is responsible for keeping the crew fed without driving them to mutiny.
The biggest challenge isn’t cooking and living on an isolated chunk of land in the middle of the Southern Ocean—it’s the fact that Hiller can only put in a single food order at the start of the season. Fresh fruit and vegetables, or “freshies,” are fleeting and eventually fantasized about.
“Two months in, it’s nearly all gone,” Hiller tells me. “I can hold some cabbage back if I’m lucky, maybe some apples or some carrots. Even if the budget was a million dollars, you can’t order four months of produce. Tomatoes don’t last that long.”
After the last of the mango cilantro salsa is lapped up, it’s up to Hiller to fight against beige-plate syndrome—to create meals that entertain, boost morale, and hold up on a buffet line.
But he manages to do it, six days a week all winter (they eat leftovers on his day off). Plus he puts on a special feast for the Winter Solstice, the most important feast in Antarctica. Read how he does it at Lucky Peach.

Porn Viewers Are More Likely to View Women as Equals

A recent study published in the Journal of Sex Research found that porn enthusiasts viewed women as more equal to men than people who did not watch porn. It’s as if they could tell that all the women they’re watching on their laptops are making more money than the men!
The Western University study looked at data from over 28,000 that studied the attitudes of people in the U.S. from 1975 to 2011. Of the 23 percent of participants who admitted to watching porn in the past year, both men and women held more progressive views about women working outside of the home and abortion. Male viewers were also more likely hold positive views of women holding positions of political power.
While this research challenges claims that pornography perpetuates negative views about women, it did not prove that porn is helpful in promoting feminism either. Viewers were just as likely to identify as feminists as non viewers. So instead of trying to make porn something that it’s not and appreciate it for what it is: a legitimate industry where women dominate. The subconscious reminder that women can do that outside of porn is a bonus.

Thousands Of Immigrants Begin Citizenship Process To Vote Against Racism

U.S. House Caves to Big Food, Votes to Keep Americans in the Dark About GMOs

Colorado Expanded Medicaid, What Happened Next Will Drive Wingnuts Nuts

Colorado Expanded Medicaid, What Happened Next Will Drive Republicans Nuts

Georgia Is Going To Waste $2 Million On Deceptive ‘Abortion Clinics’ That Lie To Women

Georgia Is Going To Waste $2 Million On Deceptive ‘Abortion Clinics’ That Lie To Women
Only in Wingnut Amerikkka do we have people willing to put the lives of women in jeopardy for religious delusions and still, in all sincerity, call themselves “pro-life.”

This Sheriff Has Threatened To Arrest The CEO Of Apple For Protecting Your Privacy

This Sheriff Has Threatened To Arrest The CEO Of Apple For Protecting Your Privacy (VIDEO)
Land of the free? Apparently not.

SWAT team and bomb squad responded to hotel after suspected cologne spillage

Several guests became ill on Friday morning after a strong odor consumed a hotel, causing a Hazmat situation and prompting an evacuation. The perfume-like odor was first noticed at around 6:45am at the La Casa del Camino hotel, in Laguna Beach, California, by hotel staffers who called Laguna Beach Fire Department.
It was unknown what caused the odor, but Orange County Fire Authority Hazmat officials suspect cologne from a bottle left on a heater caused an irritant to become airborne, OCFA Capt. Shane Sherwood said. Guests complained of sore throats, itchy eyes and coughing, but none were taken to a hospital, Laguna Beach police Sgt. Tim Kleiser said. The Orange County Sheriff’s Department Bomb Squad robot entered the hotel at around 12:30pm to assist.
 SWAT officials began going room-to-room around at 1:45pm. The man inside the room on the third floor, which smelled strongly of the odor, appeared to be sick and shut the door on officials. Orange County Sheriff’s SWAT officials went inside at around 2:30pm, but he was not found. “We don’t know at what point he got out,” Kleiser said. “We think it may be when fire (OCFA) called us.” Police suspect he checked into the hotel on Thursday night and has a DUI arrest warrant.
“If it is the same male we noticed, there was DUI arrest warrant out of Northern California, Kleiser said. Jennifer Bradshaw, who lives a street away from the hotel, said she also felt ill on Friday morning. "All morning I've had a sore throat for no apparent reason," she said. "A helicopter (was) hovering over my house all morning." Authorities began letting guests back into their rooms at around 4pm after Hazmat crews tested the air, Kleiser said. “The reading they were getting was zero,” Kleiser said.

Two police officers hospitalized after fighting over a banana

Two policemen on night patrol in Tamil Nadu, south India, got into a big fight over a banana on Wednesday, and both ended up in hospital. Special sub-inspector Radha and driver Saravanan, patrolling the streets of Srirangam and Thiruvanaikaval, were found having a go at each other on the road after one of them ate the banana the other had brought. When the fight began to get out of hand, other policemen in the area turned up
They separated them and took the badly injured duo to the Srirangam Government Hospital, where they have been admitted. According to police sources, Radha and Saravanan had been having arguments since they began their patrol. Saravanan had been keeping the banana to eat later in the morning. When he found it missing and questioned Radha, he said he had eaten it.
An enraged Saravanan began to shower abuse on Radha, who retaliated. This led to a scuffle, and eventually to fisticuffs. But for the intervention of the other policemen, things could have been a lot worse. The duo, who were bleeding from the nose and limbs, are now nursing their injuries in the hospital. Senior officials of the department are said to be inquiring into the incident.

Motorist who said he was speeding home to go to the bathroom apparently really needed to go

A speeding motorist in Florida who told a Lake County Sheriff’s deputy he was racing home to go to the bathroom ended up urinating and defecating in the back of the officer’s patrol car.
But that was only after 24-year-old Carlos Adonis Ramos-Erazo refused to get out of his vehicle, drove off after hitting the deputy’s arm with the vehicle and had to be chased down and shot with a Taser. The deputy pulled over Ramos-Erazo’s vehicle for doing 75 mph in a 55-mph zone on Thursday morning on US.Highway 27.
His explanation was he needed to get home to use the bathroom. The deputy said Ramos-Erazo refused to get out of his car, and when the officer reached through the driver’s door to unlock it and remove Ramos-Erazo, he drove off, striking the officer’s arm. The man made it to his Beacon Ridge Way home, got out the vehicle and ran, causing the pursuing deputy to shoot him with a Taser. In route to the Lake County Jail, the suspect urinated and defecated in the back of the patrol car. Ramos-Erazo was charged with fleeing, battery on a law enforcement officer, aggravated assault with a motor vehicle on a law enforcement officer and resisting with and without violence. He was released from jail after he posted an $18,000 bail.

Truck driver arrested after allegedly using fishing line to flip license plate in toll-avoidance scam

Port Authority police in New Jersey arrested a truck driver on Wednesday who they say used fishing line to thwart the E-ZPass toll on the George Washington Bridge.
The incident happened at around 7:15pm, when authorities say an officer saw the suspect driving a white 2006 Freightliner tractor trailer with no front plate and the rear plate bent up to defeat the security cameras.
The E-ZPass sign alerted that the suspect did not pay the toll. After pulling over the driver, 41-year-old Javier Marte, of Yonkers, the officer reportedly found that the front plate was rigged on a hinge with monofilament fishing line that ran into the cab and ended on the dash.

Authorities say Marte used the fishing line to pull the plate up out of view and conceal it from the cameras, and then restore the plate into view after exiting the toll. Marte is charged with theft of services and tampering with public records.

Car thieves arrested after asking undercover police for help to start stolen vehicle

A couple of suspected thieves trying to get away in a stolen car needed some help, but they inadvertently asked an undercover detective with the Albuquerque Police Department.
APD said undercover detectives discovered a stolen car at about 7:30am on Wednesday parked outside Immaculate Conception Church in downtown Albuquerque, New Mexico. Detectives decided to hold off on an arrest because St. Mary’s Catholic School was just around the corner. However, plans changed when the suspects made a surprising move.
“This is the first time I’ve heard of this happening,” said Officer Tanner Tixier. Police said the stolen car wouldn’t start. So, the suspects unknowingly approached an undercover officer who had been watching them and asked for jumper cables. Needless to say, it didn’t end the way 27-year-old Kristina Aragon and 29-year-old Michael Farley had hoped.

With St. Mary’s on lockdown, police moved in to handcuff the duo. APD said Aragon admitted she stole the car from her mother and Farley admitted he knew it was stolen. Aragon had two warrants out for her arrest for two separate drug cases, which are still pending in court. Farley has previously faced a judge a handful of times for drug and theft charges.

Intoxicated lady who crashed pick-up truck into ditch said she had meant to do so

A Florida woman who lost control of her pick-up truck and crashed into a watery ditch told police it was all part of her plan. The case began at about 5:55pm on February 23 when the officer spotted the Toyota pick-up in Sebastian.
The driver, identified as Linda Norman, 54, tried to turn left, but ended up in the ditch, which was partly full of water. She said she wasn’t hurt. “I explained that she was probably just going to have to step into the mud to get out since it (the truck) was at the bottom of the ditch,” an affidavit states.
“Linda did not listen and instead climbed onto the door and stood on the door frame where the window was open.” Norman, who jail records indicate has a tattooed breast, looked to be stuck, so the officer helped her down. “She told me that she meant to do it and she knew exactly what she was doing,” the affidavit states.
“I asked why she would intentionally drive her truck into the ditch and she said it was for attention.” Norman smelled of alcohol and said, “(Expletive) yea!” when queried about whether she’d been imbibing. Norman, of Sebastian, was arrested on a DUI charge and taken to the Indian River County Jail. Breath tests measured her blood alcohol content at 0.144 and 0.149 – greater than the 0.08 legal limit.

Tornado news broadcast interrupted by dog on a lawnmower

A TV news reporter covering the aftermath of a recent tornado in Texas was distracted by an unexpected sight in the distance.
Andrea Martinez of KYTX news went completely off script and interrupted the broadcast to tell the camera crew to get a look at a dog who thinks he’s people.
Mid sentence, Martinez laughed as she spotted the chilled-out dog perched on the seat of a ride-on lawnmower, with one paw resting on the steering wheel.
“Oh. My! That is so great! ... That’s awesome,” she said, while the relaxed dog looked over at the crew, nonplussed.

Late-night door-knocker turned out to be a headbutting escaped goat

Police officers responding to a report of late-night door knocking arrived at the scene and apprehended the culprit, who turned out to be an escaped goat.
Sebastopol Police Services in California said officers were dispatched at 1:38am on Monday to investigate a report of knocking on a resident's door.
"When officers arrived on scene the subject was still knocking on the front door, with their head," the department said.
"The subject, a goat, was safely taken in to custody and reunited with their owner later that morning," they added.

Residents surprised to find tiny fish in puddles following rainfall at remote Australian cattle farm

Much needed rain in drought-stricken Queensland, Australia, brought not only delight to locals but also confusion, with the mysterious appearance of small fish far from any water holes. Tahnee Oakhill from Bernfels station said she was stunned to see a number of fish flapping on a gravel road in front of her home on Wednesday. The fish appeared after 75 millimeters of rain fell on the Oakhill's property, 70 kilometers north-west of Winton in western Queensland. "It's pretty crazy, getting that much rain was pretty shocking and then that happening after that ... it's been a weird week," Ms Oakhill said.
Ms Oakhill said her husband found the fish and raced inside to tell her and their children. "If he tells me it's just rained fish I'm going to go out and have a look because he's either mad or it's [really] just happened," she said. Ms Oakhill said her children spent hours rescuing the fish. "They had a ball, they were going a little bit bat crazy in the house with the rain and the wet day," she said. "[Then] they were out there in the mud for hours after that, collecting them up and putting them in a container with some water and trying to figure out what they were going to do with these fish. They were pretty amazed, I think it was very exciting for them."
Ecologist Dr Peter Unmack from the University of Canberra said it was unlikely the fish had fallen from the sky. He said the fish appeared to be spangled perch. "This is the most widespread fish across Australia, almost anywhere there's water in northern Australia you can find this fish," Dr Unmack said. "In central Australia it's ubiquitous, it's pretty much everywhere and they are amazing dispersers." Dr Unmack said the spangled perch was an aggressive fish and very adept at moving across big distances in a short period of time - even in a small amount of water.
"When water comes they want to get away from their brothers and sisters because they've all been beating each other up horribly for a long time," he said. They just want to get away as fast as they can the first chance that comes along." However, he said it was possible for fish to fall from the sky in very rare circumstances. "The other key point is if you did get massive updrafts of water and fish that got carried up into the clouds, everything up there is frozen because it's too cold," he said. "So if you dropped the fish from the sky they'd be frozen solid, not flapping around. So it is theoretically possible, but it's difficult to see many situations where fish get picked up by strong winds and can survive."
There are videos of the fish being found here and here.

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