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Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.
Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.
Sunday, February 19, 2017
Nine people flee US border patrol to seek asylum in Canada
Nine asylum-seekers, including four
children, barely made it across the Canadian border on Friday as a U.S.
border patrol officer tried to stop them.
‘He’ll NEVER measure up’
Many say Dumbass Trump has been child-like in his
handling of criticism and as a humorous take on this, users of Reddit
created a new community — r/TinyTrumps — to post altered pictures of
“Tiny Trump.”
Dumbass Trump Thinks Lush Dimbulb Is Real News
Lush Dimbulb praised Dumbass Trump’s insanely embarrassing press conference, so now he is referring to Dimbulb as real news.
Dinosaurs fought gladiator battles against humans and giants
Lunatic fringe religio-wingnut creationist and 'christian' fundamentalist Ham believes that in ancient times humans and dinosaurs co-existed with
a race of giants and they all did battle with each other in
gladiator-style combat.
Saturday, February 18, 2017
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Today in History
| 1478 | George, the Duke of Clarence, who had opposed his brother Edward IV, is murdered in the Tower of London. | |
| 1688 | Quakers in Germantown, Pa. adopt the first formal antislavery resolution in America. | |
| 1813 | Czar Alexander enters Warsaw at the head of his Army. | |
| 1861 | Victor Emmanuel II becomes the first King of Italy. | |
| 1861 | Jefferson F. Davis is inaugurated as the Confederacy‘s provisional president at a ceremony held in Montgomery, Ala. | |
| 1865 | Union troops force the Confederates to abandon Fort Anderson, N.C. | |
| 1878 | The bitter and bloody Lincoln County War begins with the murder of Billy the Kid‘s mentor, Englishman rancher John Tunstall. | |
| 1885 | The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, is published in New York. | |
| 1907 | 600,000 tons of grain are sent to Russia to relieve the famine there. | |
| 1920 | Vuillemin and Chalus complete their first flight over the Sahara Desert. | |
| 1932 | Manchurian independence is formally declared. | |
| 1935 | Rome reports sending troops to Italian Somalia. | |
| 1939 | The Golden Gate Exposition opens in San Francisco. | |
| 1943 | German General Erwin Rommel takes three towns in Tunisia, North Africa. | |
| 1944 | The U.S. Army and Marines invade Eniwetok Atoll in the Pacific. | |
| 1945 | U.S. Marines storm ashore at Iwo Jima. | |
| 1954 | East and West Berlin drop thousands of propaganda leaflets on each other after the end of a month long truce. | |
| 1962 | Robert F. Kennedy says that U.S. troops will stay in Vietnam until Communism is defeated. | |
| 1964 | The United States cuts military aid to five nations in reprisal for having trade relations with Cuba. | |
| 1967 | The National Art Gallery in Washington agrees to buy a Da Vinci for a record $5 million. | |
| 1968 | Three U.S. pilots that were held by the Vietnamese arrive in Washington. | |
| 1972 | The California Supreme Court voids the death penalty. | |
| 1974 | Randolph Hearst is to give $2 million in free food for the poor in order to open talks for his daughter Patty. | |
| 1982 | Mexico devalues the peso by 30 percent to fight an economic slide. |
The Messy History of the Pie Fight
The
second-best use for baked goods is the cinematic pie fight. Getting a
whipped cream-topped pie to the face is a great visual, certainly more
pleasant than other thrown foods, and doesn't leave major injuries. A
timeline of pie fights in movies gives us stories of notorious pie
fights. The earliest existing example of the pie in the face is from
1909, followed by a full-blown fight in 1913. Even Dr. Strangelove was supposed to end with a pie fight, but that didn't work out.
So as Kubrick later said, ‘It was a disaster of Homeric proportions.’” Because the scene was so expensive to shoot and clean up from, the studio only gave them one chance to film it. But since the actors were clearly smiling throughout filming, the footage was unusable. The scene has since become one of the most famous unseen pieces of celluloid in cinematic history. Apparently, pie fights make up a majority of that list.Read the history of pie fights in the movies, with plenty of videos, at Hopes and Fears.
What's The Difference Between Tylenol, Advil, Aspirin And Aleve?
Non-prescription
pain relievers are a bit like cola in that they're often referred to by
one name, and where I live people usually ask for either aspirin or
Tylenol even if they want Bayer, Aleve or Advil.
Others have
reported a similar lack of brand name usage, with aspirin being the most
universally used name for pain relievers, but is there really much of a
difference between the brands?
Turns out there really is quite a difference- Tylenol is acetaminophen, which is best for headaches and not so good for joint pain.
Aspirin (acetylsalicylic acid) can
help with light pain but also helps lower the risk of heart attack and
stroke when a small dose is taken every day. It's also murder on your
guts, liver and kidneys.
For heavy pain you want either Advil, Motrin or Aleve- Advil and Motrin are ibuprofen, which is good for hangovers, menstrual cramps, earaches, toothaches and sore or injured muscles but not so good for a headache.
Aleve is naproxen, which takes a while to kick in but works great for people with moderate to severe chronic pain, such as a lasting headache or pain associated with arthritis.
Read more about What's The Difference Between Tylenol, Aspirin, Advil and Aleve at mental_floss
Turns out there really is quite a difference- Tylenol is acetaminophen, which is best for headaches and not so good for joint pain.
Aspirin (acetylsalicylic acid) can
help with light pain but also helps lower the risk of heart attack and
stroke when a small dose is taken every day. It's also murder on your
guts, liver and kidneys.For heavy pain you want either Advil, Motrin or Aleve- Advil and Motrin are ibuprofen, which is good for hangovers, menstrual cramps, earaches, toothaches and sore or injured muscles but not so good for a headache.
Aleve is naproxen, which takes a while to kick in but works great for people with moderate to severe chronic pain, such as a lasting headache or pain associated with arthritis.
Read more about What's The Difference Between Tylenol, Aspirin, Advil and Aleve at mental_floss
The Rise, Fall, and Resurrection of FDR's Floating White House
While many U.S. presidents enjoyed the services of a yacht, the most famous of those boats is the USS Potomac,
the yacht that provided a refuge for Franklin D. Roosevelt from 1936 to
1945. The Coast Guard cutter was built to intercept bootleggers during
Prohibition, but then was determined to be a good fit for Roosevelt. And
so it was refitted with features to accommodate the president, and the
president's wheelchair.
The biggest change was to install a spacious, shaded aft deck, where Roosevelt could work or entertain while enjoying river or ocean breezes. “When the ship was a Coast Guard cutter, this deck did not exist,” Dropkin says, as we walk across its teak surface, “but it was a favorite area of the president.” That’s probably because the seating on the deck was designed with the wheelchair-bound Roosevelt in mind. Dropkin points to an upholstered settee that follows the curve of the ship’s stern. “It’s about 4 feet deep in the middle,” he says, “to support the president’s legs, something for him to stretch out on. You can almost imagine him sitting there, drink in hand.After Roosevelt's death, the Potomac went on many other adventures, such as the ill-fated trip to the World's Fair, a purchase by Elvis Presley, drug-running, and a sinking. But the Potomac is getting ready for a new life as a landmark. Read the entire story of the USS Potomac at Collectors Weekly.
“Roosevelt was a martini guy,” Dropkin continues. “A good cocktail was very important to him. He had started having cocktail hour when he was governor of New York, and brought the practice with him to the White House. His wife, Eleanor, wasn’t crazy about that, but they were different people."
Other changes to the Electra that were more particular to Roosevelt included the removal of the floor coamings designed to contain water that might be sloshing on deck. For example, the low barrier was removed between the main dining room and the presidential bedroom, so that Roosevelt could get himself between the two spaces in his wheelchair. Even more dramatic was the conversion of one of the ship’s two smokestacks into an elevator, allowing the president to move freely between to ship’s two main decks. “An elevator was built into what had been the rear smokestack,” Dropkin says. “It’s an electric elevator now, but when the president used it, it was literally just a platform roped to a pulley. He would pull himself up, or let himself down, arm over arm. Roosevelt was very strong, and always wanted to do things for himself.”
US appeals court strikes down Florida law in 'Docs vs. Glocks' case
A U.S. appeals court on Thursday struck down a Florida law that barred
doctors from asking patients about gun ownership, ruling that the law
violated doctors’ right to free speech.
FBI arrests white supremacist who planned attack on synagogue
The FBI has arrested a white supremacist who
allegedly planned to carry out a Dylann Roof-style massacre against a
South Carolina synagogue.
Animals With the Strangest Hearts
Biology,
in general, is an amazingly strange and complicated thing, but it's
certainly more bizarre in some animals than others. And while the
science that keeps our hearts beating is already pretty impressive, the
science behind the animal hearts in this Atlas Obscura article is truly odd.
For
example, did you know cuttlefish have three hearts and blue blood? Or
that while diving, the hearts of emperor penguins slows down and blood
flow cuts off to all but the most important organs so they can dive
without getting the bends? Perhaps most shockingly, the wood frog can
stop its heart from beating entirely during the winter when almost all
of the water in their bodies freezes solid?Learn more about these fascinating animals and their hearts over on Atlas Obscura.
For
example, did you know cuttlefish have three hearts and blue blood? Or
that while diving, the hearts of emperor penguins slows down and blood
flow cuts off to all but the most important organs so they can dive
without getting the bends? Perhaps most shockingly, the wood frog can
stop its heart from beating entirely during the winter when almost all
of the water in their bodies freezes solid?Learn more about these fascinating animals and their hearts over on Atlas Obscura.Friday, February 17, 2017
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Today in History
| 1454 | At a grand feast, Philip the Good of Burgundy takes the “vow of the pheasant,” by which he swears to fight the Turks. | |
| 1598 | Boris Godunov, the boyar of Tarar origin, is elected czar in succession to his brother-in-law Fydor. | |
| 1720 | Spain signs the Treaty of the Hague with the Quadruple Alliance ending a war that was begun in 1718. | |
| 1801 | The House of Representatives breaks an electoral college tie and chooses Thomas Jefferson over Aaron Burr. | |
| 1864 | The Confederate submarine Hunley sinks the USS Housatonic in Charleston Harbor, South Carolina. | |
| 1865 | The South Carolina capital city, Columbia, is destroyed by fire as Major General William Tecumseh Sherman marches through. | |
| 1909 | Apache chief Geronimo dies of pneumonia at age 80, while still in captivity at Fort Sill, Oklahoma. | |
| 1919 | Germany signs an armistice giving up territory in Poland. | |
| 1925 | The first issue of Harold Ross’ magazine, The New Yorker, hits the stands, selling for 15 cents a copy. | |
| 1933 | The League of Nations censures Japan in a worldwide broadcast. | |
| 1935 | Thirty-one prisoners escape an Oklahoma prison after murdering a guard. | |
| 1938 | The first color television is demonstrated at the Dominion Theatre in London. | |
| 1944 | U.S forces land on Eniwetok atoll in the South Pacific. | |
| 1945 | Gen. MacArthur’s troops land on Corregidor in the Philippines. | |
| 1951 | Packard introduces its “250” Chassis Convertible. | |
| 1955 | Britain announces its ability to make hydrogen bombs. | |
| 1959 | The United States launches its first weather station in space, Vanguard II. | |
| 1960 | Martin Luther King Jr. is arrested in the Alabama bus boycott. | |
| 1963 | Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev visits the Berlin Wall. | |
| 1969 | Russia and Peru sign their first trade accord. | |
| 1973 | Nixon names Patrick Gray director of the FBI. | |
| 1975 | Art by Cezanne, Gauguin, Renoir, and van Gogh, valued at $5 million, is stolen from the Municipal Museum in Milan. | |
| 1979 | China begins a “pedagogical” war against Vietnam. It will last until March. | |
| 1985 | Murray Haydon becomes the third person to receive an artificial heart. |
Why Corny Pickup Lines (Surprisingly) Work
Here are 7 great suggestions, because "Nice eyes" won't cut it
Would You Blast Your Penis With Liquid Nitrogen Vapor?
Some people are freezing their genitals to have better sex
Ancient Amazonian Afgroforestry
Football field sized patterns of deep ditches dot the landscape of
northwestern Brazil. The discovery of these huge earthworks, which date
back almost 2,000 years, has triggered intense debate regarding their
origins among archaeologists and ecologists...
It wasn't until the late 1970's that deforestation first revealed the geoglyphs hiding under upland rainforest. Covering more than 5,000 sq. miles in the Brazilian state of Acre, more than 450 large-scale earthworks...
A relatively heavy charcoal layer suggests that the new residents cleared the bamboo forest with fire, letting the fast-growing palm trees spring up to fill the space left behind. Over the long term, one would expect the palms to be overtaken by slower-growing plants, but that’s not what the team found.
Instead palms flourished for three thousand years, likely encouraged by the human newcomers, who could use them for food and building material. Dr. Watling suspects they engaged in practices including planting seeds, transplanting saplings, and weeding out undesirable plant species, as well as light burning and farming. She calls these techniques agroforestry: “[maintaining] the forest but [changing] its species composition to make it a more livable place.”
It wasn't until the late 1970's that deforestation first revealed the geoglyphs hiding under upland rainforest. Covering more than 5,000 sq. miles in the Brazilian state of Acre, more than 450 large-scale earthworks...
A relatively heavy charcoal layer suggests that the new residents cleared the bamboo forest with fire, letting the fast-growing palm trees spring up to fill the space left behind. Over the long term, one would expect the palms to be overtaken by slower-growing plants, but that’s not what the team found.
Instead palms flourished for three thousand years, likely encouraged by the human newcomers, who could use them for food and building material. Dr. Watling suspects they engaged in practices including planting seeds, transplanting saplings, and weeding out undesirable plant species, as well as light burning and farming. She calls these techniques agroforestry: “[maintaining] the forest but [changing] its species composition to make it a more livable place.”
More Here.
Check out the terra preta Wikipedia page.
Stuff in Space
Stuff in Space
is a neat interactive visualization of all the objects orbiting the
earth. There are tons of satellites, spacecraft parts, and debris out
there, just circling the earth until someone does something about it.
You can scroll to zoom in and out, and drag to rotate your view of earth
and its surroundings. Mouseover to find the name of an object, and you
might be able to look it up somewhere. The menu at the top left allows
you to sort objects by type.
Notice the distinct red ring 35,800 km above the equator; those are geostationary satellites. You'd think that aliens should be able to find us by all our satellites, rockets, and garbage.
Notice the distinct red ring 35,800 km above the equator; those are geostationary satellites. You'd think that aliens should be able to find us by all our satellites, rockets, and garbage.
Squirrel Attacks Burglar
Adam
Pearl of Meridian, Idaho, came home to find evidence that his home had
been burglarized- footprints in the snow, missing items, etc. His pet
squirrel Joey was okay, though. As events unfolded, it turns out that
Joey had acted as a guard dog, and repeatedly bit the intruder!
He should get a "Beware of Squirrel" sign to warn off any future home invaders. Joey is now regarded as a hero.
He should get a "Beware of Squirrel" sign to warn off any future home invaders. Joey is now regarded as a hero.
This Beetle Pretends to be an Ant's Butt
A newly-discovered species of beetle manages to benefit from army ants by riding around on them. Nymphister kronaueri is a small red beetle that clamps its jaws around the waist of the army ant Eciton burchellii and
tags along, unseen because it looks like the ant's normal backside.
Science writer Ed Yong calls it "A prosthetic posterior. A gluteus
extraneous. A beetlebum." Christoph von Beeren and Daniel Kronauer
discovered the beetle in 2014 in Costa Rica while following the
relentless army ants. Von Beeren and Kronauer were also relentless. They would watch the ants for hours at a time, sitting in fold-up chairs in the pitch-black jungle, and peering at the legions through headlights. One day in the spring of 2014, they realized that some of the ants looked a little odd. “The abdomens reflected the light differently, and the color was a little different,” says von Beeren. “Then, we noticed that they looked like they have two abdomens.”Not much is known yet about the beetle. Does it benefit by hiding in plain sight? Does it eat what the ants eat? Read what we do know about the butt beetle at The Atlantic. -via Metafilter
They collected some of these dual-derriered insects and put them in a vial. Back at camp, Kronauer shook the vial… and the back-up backside fell off. It was a beetle. “And it blew our minds,” says von Beeren. After working with USDA entomologist Alexey Tishechkin, he realized that the bonus-butt beetle was new to science. And he named it Nymphister kronaueri, after his colleague Kronauer, who helped to discover it.
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