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Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.
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Thursday, March 23, 2017
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
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Today in History
| 1622 | Indians attack a group of colonists in the James River area of Virginia, killing 350 residents. | |
| 1630 | The first legislation prohibiting gambling is enacted in Boston. | |
| 1664 | Charles II gives large tracts of land from west of the Connecticut River to the east of Delaware Bay in North America to his brother James, the Duke of York. | |
| 1719 | Frederick William abolishes serfdom on crown property in Prussia. | |
| 1765 | The Stamp Act is passed, the first direct British tax on the American colonists. | |
| 1775 | British statesman Edmund Burke makes a speech in the House of Commons, urging the government to adopt a policy of reconciliation with America. | |
| 1790 | Thomas Jefferson becomes the first U.S. Secretary of State. | |
| 1794 | Congress passes laws prohibiting slave trade with foreign countries although slavery remains legal in the United States. | |
| 1834 | Horace Greeley publishes New Yorker, a weekly literary and news magazine and forerunner of Harold Ross’ more successful The New Yorker. | |
| 1901 | Japan proclaims that it is determined to keep Russia from encroaching on Korea. | |
| 1904 | The first color photograph is published in the London Daily Illustrated Mirror. | |
| 1907 | Russians troops complete the evacuation of Manchuria in the face of advancing Japanese forces. | |
| 1915 | A German Zepplin makes a night raid on Paris railway stations. | |
| 1919 | The first international airline service is inaugurated on a weekly schedule between Paris and Brussels. | |
| 1933 | President Franklin D. Roosevelt signs a bill legalizing the sale and possession of beer and wine. | |
| 1935 | Persia is renamed Iran. | |
| 1946 | First U.S. built rocket to leave the Earth’s atmosphere reaches a 50-mile height. | |
| 1948 | The United States announces a land reform plan for Korea. | |
| 1954 | The London gold market reopens for the first time since 1939. | |
| 1968 | President Lyndon Johnson names General William Westmoreland as Army Chief of Staff. | |
| 1972 | The U.S. Senate passes the Equal Rights Amendment. The amendment fails to achieve ratification. | |
| 1974 | The Viet Cong propose a new truce with the United States and South Vietnam, which includes general elections. | |
| 1990 | A jury in Anchorage, Alaska, finds Captain Hazelwood not guilty in the Valdez oil spill. |
The Zeppelin Stamps That Enraged 1930s Collectors
In
the 1930s, the Graf Zeppelin made its first airmail delivery to the
Americas. It was a spectacular sight, somewhat akin to aliens landing on
earth. The German airship company was proud of the world's largest
zeppelin, but were confronted from the beginning with what would
eventually be the downfall of all such airships: how to make them
profitable?
Instead, the Graf’s parent company, German Zeppelin Airship Works, decided to recoup costs by commissioning special stamps from the countries on the tour route. Only letters with these stamps on them would be accepted onto the airship, which would then deliver them to their destinations. This was the only commercial transatlantic air mail option available at the time, and was days faster than sending a letter by boat. Brazil, Bolivia, Germany, and Spain all made the Zeppelin stamps, and 93 percent of the proceeds from each stamp was funneled back into German Zeppelin Airship Works.Well, as we know from the short-lived era of zeppelins, the scheme didn't work out in the long run. Read the story of the zeppelin stamps at Atlas Obscura.
After some debate, the U.S. Post Office decided to get in on the game as well, designing and printing a run of Graf Zeppelin stamps in a matter of weeks. They called this a gesture of goodwill toward Germany, and pledged to also contribute 93 percent of the revenue to the Airship Works. Secretly, though, they expected that an enthusiastic population of American collectors would snap up most of the stamps, keeping them out of circulation, and ensuring that the Post Office held onto most of the money.
Hushme Lets You Talk On The Phone Privately While Pretending To Be Bane
Don't you hate those people who walk around talking on their phone so loud people a block away can hear their conversation?These
rude people talk loud on purpose, so everyone around them will think
they're really cool and super important, and they clearly don't care
about keeping their phone conversations private.
But for the rest of us who value privacy and don't crave attention there's Hushme- a strange looking wearable device that gives you total privacy while chatting on your phone in public.
Hushme straps around your neck for maximum comfort and features a variety of masking sounds to drown out your voice, which are controlled via the Hushme app. In fact, you'll have a much harder time controlling the embarrassment felt while using Hushme in public than the device itself!
But for the rest of us who value privacy and don't crave attention there's Hushme- a strange looking wearable device that gives you total privacy while chatting on your phone in public.
Hushme straps around your neck for maximum comfort and features a variety of masking sounds to drown out your voice, which are controlled via the Hushme app. In fact, you'll have a much harder time controlling the embarrassment felt while using Hushme in public than the device itself!
Breitbart and Infowars under investigation for ties to Russia
Russian "bots" primarily linked to stories
on wingnut internet sites such as Breitbart 'News' and InfoWars, as
well as on the Kremlin-backed RT News and Sputnik News,
Papiere, bitte
California Waiter Demands Latina Women Provide Proof Of Residency Before Serving Them

Nazi Spencer Tweets Nazi Song From ‘Cabaret’
The Stupidity ... It Burns
Should We Have 100+ Planets in Our Solar System?
Under a size cutoff of 10,000 kilometers, there are two planets,
18 or 19 moons, 1 or 2 asteroids, and 87 trans-Neptunian objects, most
of which do not yet have names. All are shown to scale, keeping in mind
that for most of the trans-Neptunian objects, their sizes are only
approximately known. Montage by Emily Lakdawalla. Data from NASA /
JPL, JHUAPL/SwRI, SSI, and UCLA / MPS / DLR / IDA, processed by Gordan
Ugarkovic, Ted Stryk, Bjorn Jonsson, Roman Tkachenko, and Emily
Lakdawalla.
Remember Pluto?
Ever since it was kicked out of the family of planets of our solar system, it's been trying to get back in. This time, in an effort spearheaded by Kirby Runyon of Johns Hopkins University, Pluto wants itself and its 100 closest pals to be called planets.
Runyon proposed that a planet is redefined to focus on its own geophysics: "A planet is a sub-stellar mass body that has never undergone nuclear fusion and that has enough gravitation to be round due to hydrostatic equilibrium regardless of its orbital parameters."
In a scientific poster submitted to the upcoming Lunar and Planetary Science Conference, Runyon pointed out that this new definition of planet would emphasize its intrinsic as opposed to extrinsic properties. For school children and lay people, the definition of planets is easy: "Round objects in space that are smaller than stars."
But what about memorizing the names of all those new planets? No need to do that, Runyon said, instead schools should focus on teaching Solar System's zones and why different types of planets formed at their respective distances from the Sun.
Read more about the new effort to reclassify Pluto as a Planet over at Universe Today.
Ever since it was kicked out of the family of planets of our solar system, it's been trying to get back in. This time, in an effort spearheaded by Kirby Runyon of Johns Hopkins University, Pluto wants itself and its 100 closest pals to be called planets.
Runyon proposed that a planet is redefined to focus on its own geophysics: "A planet is a sub-stellar mass body that has never undergone nuclear fusion and that has enough gravitation to be round due to hydrostatic equilibrium regardless of its orbital parameters."
In a scientific poster submitted to the upcoming Lunar and Planetary Science Conference, Runyon pointed out that this new definition of planet would emphasize its intrinsic as opposed to extrinsic properties. For school children and lay people, the definition of planets is easy: "Round objects in space that are smaller than stars."
But what about memorizing the names of all those new planets? No need to do that, Runyon said, instead schools should focus on teaching Solar System's zones and why different types of planets formed at their respective distances from the Sun.
Read more about the new effort to reclassify Pluto as a Planet over at Universe Today.
How Dinosaurs Get Their Names
Those
who have the honor of naming a new species can put a lot of thought
into it, to come up with a wonderfully evocative name like Tyrannosaurus rex. Or they can go the easy route, like whoever named Allosaurus -it means "different lizard." And then there are names that make us want to know the story behind it, like Pantydraco.
For many, naming one of these ancient beasts is serious business. “To me, choosing a name for a new dinosaur species has always been a heavy task,” says North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences paleontologist Lindsay Zanno. Not only are names necessary for scientific communication, but dinosaurs—like planets—have their own pop culture pull that makes naming a new species a way to excite the public. “If wisely chosen, a name can become a vector for connecting nature and humanity through shared culture, for inspiring curiosity, or for awakening a long dead species in our collective imaginations,” Zanno says.But now that new species are found more often, names get pulled from every corner of society. Read about dinosaur naming conventions and how they have changed at Smithsonian. By the way, the "panty" in Pantydraco is a Welsh word.
Rambo the Ram Playing Tetherball
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
The Daily Drift
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Today in History
| 630 | Heraclius restores the True Cross, which he has recaptured from the Persians. | |
| 1556 | Thomas Cranmer, the Archbishop of Canterbury, is burned at the stake at Oxford after retracting the last of seven recantations that same day. | |
| 1617 | Pocahontas (Rebecca Rolfe) dies of either small pox or pneumonia while in England with her husband, John Rolfe. | |
| 1788 | Almost the entire city of New Orleans, Louisiana, is destroyed by fire. | |
| 1806 | Lewis and Clark begin their trip home after an 8,000 mile trek of the Mississippi basin and the Pacific Coast. | |
| 1865 | The Battle of Bentonville, N.C. ends, marking the last Confederate attempt to stop Union General William Sherman. | |
| 1851 | Emperor Tu Duc orders that Christian priests are to put to death. | |
| 1858 | British forces in India lift the siege of Lucknow, ending the Indian Mutiny. | |
| 1906 | Ohio passes a law that prohibits hazing by fraternities. | |
| 1908 | Frenchman Henri Farman carries a passenger in a bi-plane for the first time. | |
| 1910 | The U.S. Senate grants ex-President Teddy Roosevelt an annual pension of $10,000. | |
| 1918 | The Germans launch the ‘Michael’ offensive, better remembered as the First Battle of the Somme. | |
| 1928 | President Calvin Coolidge presents the Congressional Medal of Honor to Charles Lindbergh, a captain in the US Army Air Corps Reserve, for making the first solo trans-Atlantic flight. On June 11, 1927, Lindbergh had received the first Distinguished Flying Cross ever awarded. | |
| 1939 | Singer Kate Smith records “God Bless America” for Victor Records. | |
| 1941 | The last Italian post in East Libya, North Africa, falls to the British. | |
| 1951 | Secretary of Defense George C. Marshall reports that the U.S. military has doubled to 2.9 million since the start of the Korean War. | |
| 1963 | Alcatraz Island, the federal penitentiary in San Francisco Bay, California, closes. | |
| 1965 | The United States launches Ranger 9, last in a series of unmanned lunar explorations. | |
| 1971 | Two U.S. platoons in Vietnam refuse their orders to advance. | |
| 1975 | As North Vietnamese forces advance, Hue and other northern towns in South Vietnam are evacuated. | |
| 1980 | President Jimmy Carter announces to the U.S. Olympic Team that they will not participate in the 1980 Summer Games in Moscow as a boycott against Soviet intervention in Afghanistan. | |
| 1984 | A Soviet submarine crashes into the USS Kitty Hawk off the coast of Japan. |
Why Chess Fans Hate the Movies
It's
pretty well known that military service members have a problem with war
movies, in that every little mistake stands out for them, such as the
way a uniform is worn or a weapon is handled. Scientists are used to
seeing science mistakes in film that the rest of us would never catch
-so much that they've developed a consulting system.
Most experts are excited to see their specialty in a movie, then are
disappointed in the actual portrayal. And then there's chess. Filmmakers
seem to always get chess wrong on one way or another, often in many
ways, and that's bothersome to those who love the game.
Chess errors come in a few different flavors, these experts say. The most common is what we’ll call the Bad Setup. When you set up a chessboard, you’re supposed to orient it so that the square nearest to each player’s right side is light-colored. (There’s even a mnemonic for this—“right is light.”) Next, when you array the pieces, the white queen goes on white, and the black queen goes on black. “When I teach six-year-old girls, I say ‘the queen’s shoes have to match her dress!’” says Klein.That's only the beginning of the grievances chess players have with movies. Read about quite a few others, some with video evidence, at Atlas Obscura.
Six-year-olds may get this, but filmmakers often do not. Along with The Seventh Seal, movies that suffer from Bad Setups include Blade Runner, Austin Powers, From Russia with Love, The Shawshank Redemption, and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Shaft and What’s New Pussycat may not have much in common, but they do both feature backwards chessboards.
The Academy Where Butlers Are Born
The
International Butler Academy in Simpelveld, Netherlands, is where
professional butlers learn everything they need to know to assist their
employers in genteel living. Every aspect of service is done just so,
and they need to look good doing it, too.
Who knows? Graduates might end up running a household for a reclusive billionaire who fights crime in his off hours. Or an eccentric old lady with spoiled cats. Or a judge with a houseful of teenagers in California. Someone like that has no time to run a household themselves. Great Big Story takes us through the 10-week course that prepares new butlers for a career.
Who knows? Graduates might end up running a household for a reclusive billionaire who fights crime in his off hours. Or an eccentric old lady with spoiled cats. Or a judge with a houseful of teenagers in California. Someone like that has no time to run a household themselves. Great Big Story takes us through the 10-week course that prepares new butlers for a career.
Detective X
Secret Crimefighter
Wilmer
Souder was a farm boy from southern Indiana who earned a PhD in physics
in 1916 and went to work in the materials lab at the the National
Bureau of Standards (later renamed the National Institute of Standards
and Technology). His specialty was precise measurements. By day, this
mild-mannered scientist made a name for himself for his studies of
dental fillings. But he was also an anonymous crimefighter known by the
mysterious named Detective X. Recently-uncovered notebooks revealed his
alter-ego and the many cases he worked on.Indeed, it seems that sometime early in Souder's career, someone called on the bureau to come up with a systematic way to do handwriting and typewriter analysis, probably to detect fraud. Souder, whose specialty was taking exacting measurements and making precise comparisons, was a perfect fit.Souder sounds like the inspiration for a comic book series! Read about Souder's secret work at National Geographic.
The notebooks show that over the years, Souder worked on all kinds of cases brought to the bureau by the Post Office, the Department of the Treasury, and various other government bodies. In addition to appearing in court as an expert witness, he helped pioneer some of the techniques used in modern forensics in America.
He used a recently invented microscope for comparing bullets to see if they might have come from the same gun. He advised the founder of the FBI's forensic lab. For the Lindbergh case, he analyzed the handwriting on the ransom notes and compared them to suspects' writing, finding a match with Bruno Hauptmann, who was eventually convicted and executed.
Sicilian Archbishop Banned the Mafia from Becoming Godfathers
In the movie The Godfather, Don Vito Corleone said that "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
But
recently, an archbishop in Sicily has given the real world mafia an
unmistakeable "Sicilian message" by banning them from becoming real
godfathers and participating in baptisms.
"The mafia has always taken the term godfather from the Church to give its bosses an air of religious respectability," Archbishop Michele Pennisi said as reported by the BBC, "Whereas in fact, the two worlds are completely incompatible."
Pennisi, a vocal anti-mafia critic, decreed that anyone convicted of "dishonorable crimes" is banned from acting as a godparent.
"The mafia has always taken the term godfather from the Church to give its bosses an air of religious respectability," Archbishop Michele Pennisi said as reported by the BBC, "Whereas in fact, the two worlds are completely incompatible."
Pennisi, a vocal anti-mafia critic, decreed that anyone convicted of "dishonorable crimes" is banned from acting as a godparent.
Information Avoidance
We
live in an unprecedented “age of information,” but we use very little
of it. Dieters prefer not to look at the calories in their tasty
dessert, people at high risk for disease avoid screenings … Read more
In case of wingnuts it is a total denial of reality itself not just their "own" reality.
I don’t feel welcome in Dumbass Trump’s AmeriKKKa
Stephen Hawking, one of the world’s leading
scientists, has said he no longer feels welcome in the United States
under Dumbass Trump’s junta.
Dumbass Trump Sycophant Threatens To Slaughter Black People
Dumbass Trump Sycophant Threatens To Slaughter Black People Because A Guy Was Mean To Him On Facebook
“We’re done with Black Lives Matter…we’re going to start cleaning it up.” This guy needs to be locked up!
Sticking Around
The La Brea Tar Pits
How much do you know about the Angelenos of the Pleistocene?
FANCY TAR?
Hancock
Park, an affluent area of Los Angeles, is well known for its celebrity
sightings, million-dollar homes, and the famous Hollywood sign in the
distance. But some of the neighborhood’s “residents” are even cooler.
World-famous fossils—like the extinct dire wolf, saber-toothed tiger,
and Columbia mammoth—are among the millions of specimens that have been
excavated from the La Brea tar pits. Located on Wilshire Boulevard in
the Miracle Mile, the tar pits contain one of the richest deposits of
late Pleistocene era (the last ice age) fossils in North America. The
fossils date from 10,000 to 40,000 years ago, and more than three
million of them—including plants, mammals, birds, lizards, and
insects—have been excavated since paleontologists first began digging
there in the early 1900s.
The tar pits on display today were once excavation sites where workers dug for asphalt or scientists dug for fossils. Over the years, humans dug more than 100 pits throughout Hancock Park, but most of them have been refilled with dirt, debris, asphalt, and water. About 13 tar pits remain—the largest, called the Lake Pit, measures 28 square feet and is approximately 14 feet deep.
STICKY, GOOEY DEATH TRAPS
The La Brea tar pits formed thousands of years ago, when gas and oil
beneath the ground came under pressure. The molten mixture pushed up
through vents in the earth’s crust. Once it reached the surface, the oil
pooled in natural depressions aboveground. The lighter part of the
pooling oil evaporated—left behind was a heavy, sticky oil. Then rain
and underground springs added water, forming ponds and lakes on top of
the oil and creating what we now call the tar pits.
Hancock
Park, an affluent area of Los Angeles, is well known for its celebrity
sightings, million-dollar homes, and the famous Hollywood sign in the
distance. But some of the neighborhood’s “residents” are even cooler.
World-famous fossils—like the extinct dire wolf, saber-toothed tiger,
and Columbia mammoth—are among the millions of specimens that have been
excavated from the La Brea tar pits. Located on Wilshire Boulevard in
the Miracle Mile, the tar pits contain one of the richest deposits of
late Pleistocene era (the last ice age) fossils in North America. The
fossils date from 10,000 to 40,000 years ago, and more than three
million of them—including plants, mammals, birds, lizards, and
insects—have been excavated since paleontologists first began digging
there in the early 1900s. The tar pits on display today were once excavation sites where workers dug for asphalt or scientists dug for fossils. Over the years, humans dug more than 100 pits throughout Hancock Park, but most of them have been refilled with dirt, debris, asphalt, and water. About 13 tar pits remain—the largest, called the Lake Pit, measures 28 square feet and is approximately 14 feet deep.
STICKY, GOOEY DEATH TRAPS
The water on the tar pits’ surface was especially attractive to thirsty animals, and during the warm spring and summer, the thick oil underneath was especially sticky. Animals that ventured into to the pits couldn’t escape. Often predators chased their prey into the pits and got stuck too. Paleontologists once found a large bison fossil surrounded by a pack of fossilized wolves. The dead animals eventually sank completely, and their bones and teeth turned brown from the oil. But otherwise, they were almost perfectly preserved for more than 30,000 years.
THOSE STRANGE CATTLE BONES
Hundreds of years ago, local Native Americans used the thick oil at the tar pits as waterproof caulking for their baskets and canoes. When the Spanish arrived in the 18th century, they used it to waterproof their houses. In 1828 the tar pits were part of a Mexican land grant called Rancho de la Brea (brea means “tar” in Spanish). When the United States took over California in 1848, the area was part of the deal, and ultimately, it came into the possession of lawyer and surveyor Henry Hancock and his family. The Hancocks sold the oil from the tar pits, and their workmen often found fossils, which they assumed to be the bones of unlucky cattle. It wasn’t until 1875 that a geologist identified a collection of bones as belonging to a saber-tooth tiger that had been extinct for 10,000 years.
By
1906 a paleontologist from UC Berkeley named John C. Merriam was busily
excavating fossils from Rancho de la Brea. He published a paper on his
findings and listed so many different types of prehistoric animals that
the tar pits became a focus of study for paleontologists around the
world. In 1913 fossils from the La Brea pools went on display at the
newly opened Los Angeles County Museum of History, Science, and Art, and
three years later, the Hancock family donated the tar pits to Los
Angeles County. Scientists have been studying them ever since.
PALEONTOLOGY IS THE PITS
PALEONTOLOGY IS THE PITS
So
many fossils have been discovered at the La Brea tar pits that
scientists call the last 300,000 years of the Pleistocene era the
“Rancholabrean land mammal age.” Thanks to the sticky pits, we now know
that, during the ice age, creatures like saber-tooth cats, mammoths,
long-horned bison, horses, bears, wolves…even camels and lions once
prowled what is now Wilshire Boulevard. In 2006 workers were digging up
ground along Wilshire Boulevard to enlarge a parking lot when they found
Zed, a Columbian mammoth skeleton that was 80 percent complete, resting
in what used to be a riverbed. Work on the parking lot was halted to
allow the creature (and his 10-foot tusks) to be excavated.But it’s not just the exotic animal fossils that excite scientists. Tiny bugs, with their wings still attached, have been preserved in the oil. And the partial skeleton of an 18-to 25-year-old woman shows that humans were living in L.A. more than 9,000 years ago. The skeleton from the tar pits is known as “La Brea Woman,” and she’s earned the distinction of being “the oldest Californian.”
Plant
fossils are also important. The oldest La Brea fossil is a piece of
wood that dates back 40,000 years. By examining the plant material (even
pollen has been preserved in the oil), scientists are able to tell
that, during the last ice age, Los Angeles was cooler and moister than
it is now. Redwoods that prefer the foggy climate of the Northern
California coast once thrived in Hancock Park.
IT’S ALIIIIVE!
Of course, what all these great discoveries of La Brea have in common is that they’re dead. Very few things actually live in the tar pits—there is an insect called the oil fly that lays its larvae there. But in 2007, environmental scientists at UC Riverside found another living creature where it wasn’t expected.
IT’S ALIIIIVE!
Of course, what all these great discoveries of La Brea have in common is that they’re dead. Very few things actually live in the tar pits—there is an insect called the oil fly that lays its larvae there. But in 2007, environmental scientists at UC Riverside found another living creature where it wasn’t expected.
The
researchers were studying the large bubbles of methane that appear on
the tar pits’ surface. They took samples of oil from the pools and
looked to see if they could find any bacteria that might be creating the
methane. To their surprise, they found more than 200 types of
as-yet-undiscovered bacteria living in the oil. These bacteria were
eating the oil and excreting methane gas that bubbled up to the pits’
surface. One of the bacteria is related to a type that survives 50 miles
above the surface of the earth, where ultraviolet rays sterilize almost
everything else. Another resembles bacteria that can withstand high
levels of radiation. Scientists hope these bacteria will help them
understand how life can exist in extreme environments, including those
on other planets. Researchers also hope that studying the oil-munching
bacteria may lead to their use in cleaning up oil spills. And so it
seems that even after decades of excavation at the tar pits, scientists
still never know what they’ll dig up next.
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