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Sunday, April 2, 2017

The Ins and Outs of Exotic Animal Smuggling

The illegal wildlife trade is a rapidly expanding industry that's quietly affecting every country in the world. But why has the market gotten so big? And why are so many criminals getting into the game right now? Mental_floss has the answers.
Just how big is the international animal racket?
The black market for wildlife is second only to the illegal drug business in size. It's currently estimated to be worth more than $20 billion. Yes, that's billion with a "b." And it's not just elephant tusks that are changing hands under the table. For every type of endangered species out there, there's an eager collector waiting to shell out a lot of cash. For example, a pair of Queen Alexandra's Birdwings—the world's largest butterflies, with wingspans of up to 14 inches—sells for about $10,000. A baby chimpanzee goes for as much as $50,000. But the black market isn't just for cute critters. In March 2009, New York officials broke up a huge smuggling ring that specialized in snapping turtles, rattlesnakes, and salamanders.
Why are so many criminals getting into wildlife smuggling?
In addition to being extremely profitable, it's pretty difficult to get caught smuggling endangered animals. The U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service is staffed with fewer than 400 law enforcement agents; by comparison, the Drug Enforcement Agency has 11,000 employees. And if you do get nabbed, the punishments are much less severe than in the drug trade. Let's say you're a narcotics dealer, and officials find you with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of heroin. Even if it's your first offense, you could face a minimum of 10 years in prison, and you'll be a convicted felon. But if you're an animal smuggler with no prior convictions and you get caught with an equivalent cache of illegal butterflies, you might not even spend the night in jail. And if you're a repeat offender, the consequences still aren't so bad. When Hisayoshi Kojima, the world's most wanted butterfly thief, pleaded guilty to 17 smuggling-related charges in 2007, he received 21 months in prison and a fine of just under $39,000. Such low-risk, high-reward conditions have led many drug traffickers to diversify into the wildlife business.
But what's so bad about dealing butterflies?
Many scientists believe that the illegal wildlife trade exacerbates one of the gravest problems facing mankind: the mass extinction of species. Biologists like Harvard's E.O. Wilson predict that half of all plant and animal species will be extinct by 2100, and that could mean dire consequences for humanity. Plants and animals pollinate our crops, filter our water, regulate the amount of carbon dioxide in the air, help decompose waste, and lead scientists to new medical breakthroughs—all free of charge. Each time a species goes extinct, we lose one of these unpaid workers. And because wildlife smugglers tend to target the species that are already the most vulnerable, they're speeding up the rate at which we're losing plants and animals.
Who's buying this stuff?
This is the question that keeps wildlife agents up at night. Although officials have scored some major coups breaking up smuggling rings, the traffickers often refuse to reveal their buyers, which makes it tough to figure out what motivates them. Consider the example of a Komodo dragon, the world's largest lizard, which can grow up to 10 feet long and has a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth. It's venomous, and its saliva contains virulent bacteria. Who would want to buy that? Yet, Komodo dragons fetch more than $30,000 on the black market.
Part of the answer may lie in the psychology of collectors. Whether they're amassing baseball cards or Beanie Babies, most of them start by gathering the common items and then build to the more unusual ones. Eventually, they start seeking out the things that are truly rare. As author Bryan Christy put it in his book The Lizard King: The True Crimes and Passions of the World's Greatest Reptile Smugglers, reptile collectors tend to follow a common progression. First, they get bigger species, then meaner ones, then unusual ones, and, finally, illegal species, which are also frequently venomous.
In truth, the animals that wind up living in some collector's menagerie are the lucky ones. Many trafficked animals and insects are sacrificed to dinner plates and medicine cabinets. In China, turtles are often turned into turtle soup or ground into aphrodisiac powder. Other animals are killed so that smugglers can harvest a certain organ or body part. In a number of Asian cultures, bear paws are thought to impart strength and virility, and their gallbladders are used to treat everything from cancer to hemorrhoids. A single bear gallbladder can fetch thousands of dollars. And as we all know from the Indiana Jones movies, the practice of eating monkey brains is still alive and well in many parts of the world; in the United States, though, monkeys are usually smuggled in to be pets.
So how do you smuggle a monkey through an airport?
In your pants, of course! But the trick doesn't always work. Just ask the guy who tried to smuggle two pygmy monkeys into Los Angeles in 2002. Upon landing at LAX, his brilliant plan was to discreetly stuff them into his underwear as he went through the airport. But his traveling companion blew their cover in customs, when several birds of paradise burst out of his suitcase and flew around the terminal. More recently, a smuggler was caught hiding a monkey under his hat on a flight to Peru, and another female smuggler was caught strapping a monkey to her belly and pretending she was pregnant on her way from Thailand.
For some reason, stuffing animals in one's trousers is a favorite tactic among smugglers. In 1995, two men were arrested at the Mexican border after customs officials noticed that the bulges in their pants were moving. It turns out that the slithering bumps were actually pantyhose filled with more than a dozen snakes.
Even when traffickers get caught, the stories rarely end well for the animals. Because they've been pulled from their normal habitats and potentially exposed to all sorts of diseases, stolen animals can't simply go home. Instead, they end up quarantined in zoos or in wildlife refuges. And while that isn't the worst fate that can befall an animal, it does nothing for the survival of the species in the wild. From a conservation standpoint, sneaking an animal out of its habitat really isn't any different from shooting it for its hide.
How Much for that Baby Gorilla in the Window?
Wondering if you got a good price on that creature in your basement? Here's what the world's hottest endangered species are going for these days.
Hyacinth Macaws
Native to: South America
Price: up to $20,000
Why they're so hot right now: This parrot's large size and beautiful blue feathers have made it a favorite among collectors. The poaching of macaws has devastated wild populations and driven up prices, which makes them even more popular.
Chimpanzees and Gorillas
Native to: Central Africa
Price: more than $50,000 for babies
Why they're so hot right now: Because they're cute when they're little.
Sperm Whales
Native to: the world's oceans
Price: up to several hundred dollars per pound; one whole whale could cost you a few million. Also, one sperm whale tooth can run you $500.
Why they're so hot right now: If you thought hunting for Moby Dick went out with Herman Melville, think again. Although the International Whaling Commission banned commercial whaling in 1986, whale sushi is still a delicacy in Japan, and the teeth continue to be carved and sold as knickknacks.
Ploughshare Tortoises
Native to: Madagascar
Price: upwards of $30,000
Why they're so hot right now: Because they might not be around much longer. With fewer than 1,000 ploughshares left in the wild, they're some of the world's most endangered animals.
Oenpelli Pythons
Native to: Australia
Price: $30,000
Why they're so hot right now: This large python can change colors like a chameleon, shifting from dark brown during the day to pale silver at night.
Chinese Alligators
Native to: the lower Yangtze River
Price: $15,000
Why they're so hot right now: In 1999, commercial developments destroyed the alligators' habitat to such an extent that, today, only about 130 survive in the wild. Rarity like that lures the collectors.

When the Nazis Tried to Bring Animals Back From Extinction

Lutz Heck is the villain in the new movie The Zookeeper's Wife. The real life Lutz Heck (director of the Berlin Zoo) not only plundered the Warsaw Zoo, but he directed a Nazi animal breeding program. It was a continuation of the work he had begun with his brother Heinz (director of the Munich Zoo) before the Nazis came to power. They were trying to "back breed" domestic animals to recreate their wilder ancestors. One was the wisent, the European bison that was close to extinction, and the auroch, wild cattle that had gone extinct in 1627. The practice of back breeding involves selecting existing animals with some of their ancient ancestors' traits and breeding them to bring out those traits in their offspring. But the rise of the Nazi party separated the brothers. Heinz became a political prisoner, while Lutz joined the party and intrigued them with his experiments.
“Göring saw the opportunity to make nature protection part of his political empire,” says environmental historian Frank Uekotter. “He also used the funds [from the Nature Protection Law of 1935] for his estate.” The law, which created nature reserves, allowed for the designation of natural monuments, and removed the protection of private property rights, had been up for consideration for years before the Nazis came to power. Once the Nazis no longer had the shackles of the democratic process to hold them back, Göring quickly pushed the law through to enhance his prestige and promote his personal interest in hunting.
Lutz continued his back-breeding experiments with support from Göring, experimenting with tarpans (wild horses, whose Heck-created descendants still exist today) and wisent. Lutz’s creations were released in various forests and hunting reserves, where Göring could indulge his wish to recreate mythic scenes from the German epic poem Nibelungenlied (think the German version of Beowulf), in which the Teutonic hero Siegfried kills dragons and other creatures of the forest.
The idea of an forest preserve full of ancient wild animals was one reason Göring was so excited about the annexation of Poland. Read the story of Heck's breeding experiments and what happened to those animals at Smithsonian.

Wild King Cobra Politely Drinks From Water Bottle

King cobras have a bad reputation, and the mere sight of them makes many people squirm in their seats, so if they saw a king cobra dying of thirst they'd probably say "good riddance".But the animal lover in this video is from Southern India, where people have learned to live alongside king cobras despite their deadly bite. So when a thirsty king cobra came up to the animal rescue worker looking for a drink he calmly gave the snake some water from a bottle.
From the video description:
The video - shot in Southern India - shows a daring wildlife rescue worker offering water to the snake.
The 12 feet long cobra was rescued from a village in Kaiga township - where it has strayed, apparently looking for water.
Some parts of southern India have been hit by drought, making water scarce. Wildlife officials say the drought has severely affected wild animals in the region.
So when the team of rescue workers found the cobra, the first thing they did was to offer it water.

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Saturday, April 1, 2017

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Today in HIstory

1572
The Sea Beggars under Guillaume de la Marck land in Holland and capture the small town of Briel.
1778
Oliver Pollock, creates the dollar sign.
1863
The first wartime conscription law goes into effect in the United States.
1865
At the Battle of Five Forks, Gen. Robert E. Lee begins his final offensive.
1868
The Hampton Institute is founded in Hampton, Va.
1905
Berlin and Paris are linked by telephone.
1918
England’s Royal Air Force is formed.
1920
Germany’s Workers Party changes its name to the Nationalist Socialist German Worker’s Party (Nazis).
1924
Adolf Hitler sentenced to five years in prison for the “Beer Hall Putsch.”
1928
China’s Chiang Kai-shek begins attacks on communists.
1929
The yo-yo is introduced in the United States by Louie Marx.
1939
The Spanish Civil War effectively ends with the official recognition of Franco’s government.
1942
The U.S. Navy begins a partial convoy system in the Atlantic.
1945
U.S. forces launch invasion of Okinawa.
1946
A miner’s strike in the U.S. idles 400,000 workers.
1948
The Berlin Airlift begins, relieving the surrounded city from the Soviet siege.
1951
United Nations forces again move northward across the 38th Parallel in Korea.
1954
The U.S. Air Force Academy is founded in Colorado.
1968
The U.S. Army launches Operation Pegasus, the reopening of a land route to the besieged Khe Sanh Marine base.
1970
The U.S. Army charges Captain Ernest Medina for his role in the My Lai massacre.
1982
The United States transfers control of the Panama Canal Zone to Panama.

Melting Candy


This is just silly enough to be satisfying. Erwin Trummer recorded candy as it melts, reversed some of the sequences, and then set them to classical music. It doesn't make a bit of sense, but it's fun to watch.

20 Castles You Can Rent to Live Out Your Beauty and the Beast Fantasies

Thanks to sites like Airbnb and HomeAway, it's never been easier to rent a whole home rather than just a hotel room. And while most houses are just that, some people have much more grand properties available for rent -including whole castles. And HomeAway recently took the time to compile a fantastic list of 20 castles available for rent on the site. One of the castles is even less than $60 a night! Even many of the more expensive properties are still about the same price as many luxury hotels, like the beautiful French castle featured above that costs an average of $344 a night.Don't miss the full list of romantic castles you can rent here.

The Badass Female Bike Brigade

New Yorkers Continue to Ignore Homelessness at Their Own Peril

6 Trends Track Rise in Deadly Police Encounters Across America

Wisconsin gay man who survived 2011 hate attack found stabbed to death

Wisconsin gay man who survived 2011 hate attack found stabbed to death on 46th birthday

Michigan pastor who used faith to trick people out of millions of dollars faces fraud charges

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission announced on Thursday it is pursuing fraud charges against a pastor based in Flint, Michigan who stands accused of exploiting members of the church, retirees, and auto-workers who have been laid off.

White America's Death Crisis

Pro-Israel Terrorist Group Charged with Hate Crime

Chrissy Teigen Unloads on Fox 'News' with Both Barrels

Carlson's Guest Is VERY CONCERNED About PBS Publishing Facts About Muslims

Tucker Carlson's Guest Is VERY CONCERNED About PBS Publishing Facts About Muslims
An imaginary 'crusade' by DeVos' Dept. Of Education to make everyone a Muslim? Wait, what?

Moron Pence Casts Tie-breaking Vote To Defund Planned Parenthood

Iowa wingnut wants to force women to carry dead fetuses to term

Gutting Climate Protections Won’t Bring Back Coal Jobs

Pennsylvania Wingnut Makes Dumbest Claim Yet About Cause Of Climate Change

Pennsylvania Wingnut Makes Dumbest Claim Yet About Cause Of Climate Change
Oh. My. Word. The stupid, it burns.

Japanese Gardeners Are Going Crazy For These Bunny Succulents

I've been showing you all kinds of succulents lately, to get you in the mood for spring and inspire you to get out and garden, but those lists were missing the adorable succulent driving Japanese gardeners wild.
They're called Monilaria obconica, more commonly referred to as bunny succulents because of their ear-like growths, and they're quite possibly the most kawaii plants on Earth.
Native to South Africa, Monilaria obconica use the small, glittering pearls on their leaves to store water, so they're fairly drought resistant, and the leaf pair "ears" act "as a protective sheath to the stem apex".
But enough of the scientific talk, wanna know the best thing about these bunny succulents?
They're easy to grow from cuttings, as long as the cutting contains "one or more branches along with a fraction of root". So keep your eyes peeled for the cutest succulent on the planet!

The Incredible, Amazing True Journey of a Pig Named Julia

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Friday, March 31, 2017

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Today in History

1282
The great massacre of the French in Sicily The Sicilian Vespers comes to an end.
1547
In France, Francis–king since 1515–dies and is succeeded by his son Henry II.
1776
Abigail Adams writes to husband John that women are “determined to foment a rebellion” if the new Declaration of Independence fails to guarantee their rights.
1779
Russia and Turkey sign a treaty by which they promise to take no military action in the Crimea.
1790
In Paris, France, Maximilien Robespierre is elected president of the Jacobin Club.
1836
The first monthly installment of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens is published in London.
1862
Skirmishing between Rebels and Union forces takes place at Island 10 on the Mississippi River.
1880
The first electric street lights ever installed by a municipality are turned on in Wabash, Indiana.
1889
The Eiffel Tower in Paris officially opens on the Left Bank as part of the Exhibition of 1889.
1916
General John Pershing and his army rout Pancho Villa‘s army in Mexico.
1917
The United States purchases the Virgin Islands from Denmark for $25 million.
1918
Daylight Savings Time goes into effect throughout the United States for the first time.
1921
Great Britain declares a state of emergency because of the thousands of coal miners on strike.
1933
To relieve rampant unemployment, Congress authorizes the Civilian Conservation Corps .
1939
Britain and France agree to support Poland if Germany threatens to invade.
1940
La Guardia airport in New York officially opens to the public.
1941
Germany begins a counter offensive in North Africa.
1945
The United States and Britain bar a Soviet supported provisional regime in Warsaw from entering the U.N. meeting in San Francisco.
1948
The Soviet Union begins controlling the Western trains headed toward Berlin.
1949
Winston Churchill declares that the A-bomb was the only thing that kept the Soviet Union from taking over Europe.
1954
The siege of Dien Bien Phu, the last French outpost in Vietnam, begins after the Viet Minh realize it cannot be taken by direct assault.
1960
The South African government declares a state of emergency after demonstrations lead to the deaths of more than 50 Africans.
1966
An estimated 200,000 anti-war demonstrators march in New York City.
1967
President Lyndon Johnson signs the Consular Treaty, the first bi-lateral pact with the Soviet Union since the Bolshevik Revolution.
1970
U.S. forces in Vietnam down a MIG-21, the first since September 1968.
1980
President Jimmy Carter deregulates the banking industry.
1991
Albania offers a multi-party election for the first time in 50 years.

Undoing Obama's Work on Climate Change Won't Be Easy

When the U.S. Pretends It’s the Center of the Universe

They ... Are Watching You

They...Are Watching You

U.S. Becoming a Corporate Authoritarian State Like Singapore

Mexican state attorney general arrested in San Diego on drug charges

Fox 'News' Just Got SLAPPED With A Racial Discrimination Lawsuit

Fox 'News' Just Got SLAPPED With A Racial Discrimination Lawsuit, And It’s About Damn Time
Years of racism in the workplace has finally resulted in a long overdue lawsuit against Fox 'News'.

North Carolina lawmakers reach deal to repeal transgender bathroom law

Iowa Wingnut Bill Would Give Parents Right To Stop Single Adult Daughters From Having Abortions

Iowa GOP Bill Would Give Parents Right To Stop Single Adult Daughters From Having Abortions

A 'Christian' Sex Educator - What Possibly Could Go Wrong?

Oh, boy ... The state Home called, your padded room is ready.

Alabama Girl, 19, Charged With Raping 14 Year Old Boy

by Ian Miles Cheong
A 19-year old Alabama girl who listed her baby’s father as a 14-year-old boy has been charged with his rape. Expectant mother Mekenzie Leigh Guffey was arrested and charged after she signed up for state assistance for the child she’s set to give birth to.
Mekenzie Leigh Guffey
Speaking to police, Mekenzie said she and the adolescent boy met through a mutual friend at a McDonalds in December last year and had sex multiple times in her car. She also told police that with permission of the boy’s parents, she stayed for at least a fortnight at his home, where the couple filmed a pornographic video. The video, which Mekenzie sent to the boy’s phone, is said to depict the boy in the nude.Mekenzie, who is now about six weeks pregnant, is charged with a host of offenses, including second-degree rape, enticing a child for immoral purposes, and possession and dissemination of child pornography (the homemade porno). She was released from Jackson County jail after posting a $23,500 bail. Under Alabama state law, she may face between two and 20 years imprisonment and a fine of up to $30,000, if convicted.
Police told the press (via Times Free Press) that they are also investigating the boy’s parents for their involvement in his lover’s crimes.
Police chief Jason Hepler said that he caught wind of the illicit relationship after the Alabama Department of Human Resources notified the police of a young woman who had filled out forms listing a 14-year-old boy as her baby’s father when she sought assistance from the state’s Medicaid program. Police caught up to her and she was jailed within days of the notice.
The girl’s grandmother, Peggy Thompson, told the press (via Toronto Sun) that Mekenzie had lived through a difficult childhood, moving from “flea bag motels” to at least one mobile home with parents who abused drugs and who abandoned her to raise her younger brother on her own. Things were looking up when the kids finally went to live with their grandparents.
Thompson said that Mekenzie got a job at a rug plant after graduating high school, but fell apart after her grandfather died. Unable to work due to an injury, Mekenzie sought companionship and fell in love with a “boy who looked a lot older than 14.”
The police chief said it was no excuse for what she did, and that she showed no remorse for her actions.
“Apparently she did a lot of bragging,” he said. “She was bragging to everybody that she was pregnant by this boy. She thought it was the greatest thing, and then she found out we were involved and it was like ‘Oh, no.'”
As news of her arrest broke, Mekenzie’s Facebook page was inundated with raucous debate over the morality of her actions and over whether she deserved to be arrested for having sex with the boy. She had previously posted a picture of a positive pregnancy test and wrote “soon to be mommy” as her status, professing multiple times to how happy she was at the news of her pregnancy. Her page has since been set to private.
Mekenzie Guffey has a court appearance set for April 19.

Married Wingnut And Dumbass Trump Campaign Member BUSTED In Hotel With Teenage Boy

Married Wingnut And Dumbass Trump Campaign Member BUSTED In Hotel With Teenage Boy
What he said to the boy was unbelievable.
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Yet another wingnut caught diddling a underage boy ... and they are the "morals and values" people - Yeah, RIGHT!

Makers Of Fake Planned Parenthood Baby Parts Video Slapped With 15 Felony Charges

Makers Of Fake Planned Parenthood Baby Parts Video Slapped With 15 Felony Charges
Good!

People Don't Want to Come to Dumbass Trump's AmeriKKKa

Dumbass Trump's Creeping Police State

Dumbass Trump's Threat to Human Civilization

Dinosaur sex

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