Tuesday, August 7, 2007
It's Bloody Hot
It is bloody hot outside right now, I don't even want to know how hot - it was 99F just an hour ago. The weather people are saying today was the "cool" day for the rest of the week. "Cool" my ass, triple digit high temperatures have never been fun, because if it was 99F an hour ago as the sun was going down and the temperature was going down - how hot was it at 3pm when the sun was at its height in the sky?
These are the days we are praying for January!
And I Quote
No amount of troops and no amount of time will make a difference in Iraq.
~ Admiral Michael Mullen
(The shrub's nominee for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.)
(The shrub's nominee for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.)
When your own "man" tells you the same thing the rest of the world is telling you, you just might want to listen ... especially if that man is the head of your military.
Monday, August 6, 2007
Troglodyte Returns
One of the troglodytes on another forum has slithered from beneath its rock after a few weeks away and has picked up right where it left off.
How is it that some are just so flat-out stupid?
More importantly ... why do we allow them to procreate?
I mean ignorance is one thing and can be taught so that it is not ignorant.
Willful stupidity is a cause for severe bodily pain or it should be.
And this troll says it wants to teach children!
Be afraid, be very afraid!
How is it that some are just so flat-out stupid?
More importantly ... why do we allow them to procreate?
I mean ignorance is one thing and can be taught so that it is not ignorant.
Willful stupidity is a cause for severe bodily pain or it should be.
And this troll says it wants to teach children!
Be afraid, be very afraid!
More Headlines
Egyptologists Discover Cure For Egypt!
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Casting Director Casts Self.
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Conservationists Warn Of Dwindling Ham Population In Black Forest!
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63% Of U.S. Implicated In New Scandal.
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Corporate-Welfare Recipients: Are They Eating Steak And Driving Cadillacs?
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Pudding Factory Disaster Brings Slow Creamy Death To Town Below!
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Imaginary Brain Tumor Spreading Rapidly!
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Heroic Man Rushes Into Movie Theater, Saves Four Seats!
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Casting Director Casts Self.
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Conservationists Warn Of Dwindling Ham Population In Black Forest!
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63% Of U.S. Implicated In New Scandal.
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Corporate-Welfare Recipients: Are They Eating Steak And Driving Cadillacs?
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Pudding Factory Disaster Brings Slow Creamy Death To Town Below!
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Imaginary Brain Tumor Spreading Rapidly!
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Heroic Man Rushes Into Movie Theater, Saves Four Seats!
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For details on these Headlines and more go to The Onion and read all about them.
Missing Weapons In Iraq
HEADLINES
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Thirty percent of all the weapons we have given to Iraq are missing! That's 190,000 AK-47 assault weapons and 90,000 pistols, people.
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Congressional Democrats quietly accomplishing campaign promises.
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Check out this Report for details on these headlines and more.
Stupid Comments
Just a reminder.
Stupid comments by readers of this Blog WILL be published to expose their stupidity to the world.
However, stupid comments from those without the cajones to leave even their screen name will be 86'd.
This reminder was prompted by the first really stupid comment this Bog (actually her sister Blog), has received to date, but the commenter did not have the hutzpah to leave their screen name ... on a technical point it should be their real name, but allowances for the internet will be made on this point ... so it was deleted out of hand.
Stupid comments by readers of this Blog WILL be published to expose their stupidity to the world.
However, stupid comments from those without the cajones to leave even their screen name will be 86'd.
This reminder was prompted by the first really stupid comment this Bog (actually her sister Blog), has received to date, but the commenter did not have the hutzpah to leave their screen name ... on a technical point it should be their real name, but allowances for the internet will be made on this point ... so it was deleted out of hand.
Turnabout Is Fair Play
Turnabout is fair play, I was always taught and the scene depicted above would be 'fair play' for Vick ... being treated as he treated.
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Poem
ZEN
The poetry of Zen
is answered with in.
Flowers bloom from the decay
brightening any spring day.
Answers long sought
come without a thought.
Birds sing in the sky
lifting the spirit high.
Reborn unto the Dream.
Bathed in the Light's beam.
Alive to live again
so far away from the pain.
Yesterday has gone away
leaving only this first day.
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(Another selection from my book Through Different Eyes)
The poetry of Zen
is answered with in.
Flowers bloom from the decay
brightening any spring day.
Answers long sought
come without a thought.
Birds sing in the sky
lifting the spirit high.
Reborn unto the Dream.
Bathed in the Light's beam.
Alive to live again
so far away from the pain.
Yesterday has gone away
leaving only this first day.
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(Another selection from my book Through Different Eyes)
Fortune Cookie Say ...
Fortune Cookie say ...
"Your charming smile is attracting everyone around you."
"Your charming smile is attracting everyone around you."
Cool, now I can finally say I have a 'butt-load of friends' because everyone is attracted to my smile!
And I Quote
In a vain man, the smallest spark may kindle into the greatest flame, because the materials are always prepared for it.
~ Homer
1001 Uses For Duct Tape
From the 1001 uses for Duct Tape files
(None of which are actually Ductworks which it is absolutely no good for.)
Number 387
Taping your tits down so they won't 'pop up and out' of that low cut black dress you're wearing to the club tonight!
(None of which are actually Ductworks which it is absolutely no good for.)
Number 387
Taping your tits down so they won't 'pop up and out' of that low cut black dress you're wearing to the club tonight!
Paradise Revealed
Utility is having one phone.
Luxury is having two phones.
Paradise is having no phones!
Wild Women Redeaux
The Mrs., came back early yesterday and was the spoiler for Mac Duff's plans for a wild hedonistic weekend. He was out of his mind with joy though ... his favorite left breast was back and he spent the entire afternoon and evening laying on it. Daddy's crook of the arm just wasn't cutting it for him any more.
So it ended up just me and the Labs heading to the river to 'hoot and hollar' at all the women there like idiots ... with momma and Mac Duff in tow. We found a spot under the trees and settled in whereupon I promptly fell asleep and the dogs went in the river and played with several young ladies there or at least the Mrs., said they did, I was snoring.
It was bloody hot and humid in the sun but under the trees when the breeze picked up it was cool enough. A couple of our neighbors had come down as well as I slept and I woke to see Seamus, Angus and their dogs (Labs too), Lady and Raven staring at me wanting me up and playing with them. Have you ever been 'attacked' by four soaking wet Labs wanting to play ... it is an experience, I tell you. So off the the water we went, Mac Duff trailing behind us during one of the brief moments he wasn't glued to his momma's left breast.
All in all it was a fun afternoon.
So it ended up just me and the Labs heading to the river to 'hoot and hollar' at all the women there like idiots ... with momma and Mac Duff in tow. We found a spot under the trees and settled in whereupon I promptly fell asleep and the dogs went in the river and played with several young ladies there or at least the Mrs., said they did, I was snoring.
It was bloody hot and humid in the sun but under the trees when the breeze picked up it was cool enough. A couple of our neighbors had come down as well as I slept and I woke to see Seamus, Angus and their dogs (Labs too), Lady and Raven staring at me wanting me up and playing with them. Have you ever been 'attacked' by four soaking wet Labs wanting to play ... it is an experience, I tell you. So off the the water we went, Mac Duff trailing behind us during one of the brief moments he wasn't glued to his momma's left breast.
All in all it was a fun afternoon.
Forum Down?
Checking in with the forums I keep up with it seems that Clothes Free is down for some reason. It seems to be down a lot lately.
Over at the leather forum (for toolers not fetishists) things are hopping as they idea of using leather to act as a spring is being discussed right now.
Naturist Family is going strong and so is Cyndiann's forum.
All the gardening forums are humming along as are the dog forums.
Not to mention the political and news forums.
But the really busy ones right now is the ones dealing with the Renaissance Faires.
Over at the leather forum (for toolers not fetishists) things are hopping as they idea of using leather to act as a spring is being discussed right now.
Naturist Family is going strong and so is Cyndiann's forum.
All the gardening forums are humming along as are the dog forums.
Not to mention the political and news forums.
But the really busy ones right now is the ones dealing with the Renaissance Faires.
Saturday, August 4, 2007
Dateline: Oakland, California
Associated Press reports:
Seven members of Yusef Bey's Oakland Black Muslims cult were arrested on homicide charges in the murder of local newspaper editor Chauncey Bailey, along with other charges, when police raided the "Your Black Muslim #1 Bakery" the cult's 'front'.
The raid was part of a yearlong investigation of several other violent crimes including two other homicides, a kidnapping, and a torture case.
Among those arrested were Yusef Bey's son, Yusef Bey IV.
A spokesman for the group, one Shamir Yuself Bey, says, "This is not a reflection on Dr. Yusef Bey".
Yeah, and I am the tooth fairy!
How can anyone not brainwashed into a cult say something as patently stupid as that and expect the rest of us not to laugh in their face. And another point, if it is not a cult as they claim then why do all 'members' adopt the surname 'Yusef Bey' - one of the classic signs of a cult?
Foot and Mouth
Foot and Mouth disease has been detected in England again and farmers there wait in fear as scientists search for the source of the disease this time as the European Union has already banned imports of British livestock because of the disease being detected.
The British government is reacting quickly to the disease's detection this time with the shadow of the 2001 outbreak and epidemic that saw the slaughter of 7 million of Britain's livestock which all but destroyed the farmers of England then and worldwide criticism they reacted too slow and allowed the disease to spread like wildfire unchecked.
Being a 'new' farmer (I was raised on family farms but as I retired I started my own), I feel for the Brits as Foot and Mouth (aka: Hoof and Mouth), is no laughing matter.
The British government is reacting quickly to the disease's detection this time with the shadow of the 2001 outbreak and epidemic that saw the slaughter of 7 million of Britain's livestock which all but destroyed the farmers of England then and worldwide criticism they reacted too slow and allowed the disease to spread like wildfire unchecked.
Being a 'new' farmer (I was raised on family farms but as I retired I started my own), I feel for the Brits as Foot and Mouth (aka: Hoof and Mouth), is no laughing matter.
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