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Thursday, February 11, 2010

As repugicans overreach, Democrats think about reforming the filibuster

The Democrats are finally starting to get mad.
They're only about six months behind me.

repugicans overreach

Obama wins 'showdown' with repugicans


Senate OKs nominees after faceoff

According to an administration account, the president told Mitch McConnell that he was holding up an extraordinary number of appointments.

The Senate confirmed a huge bloc of administration nominees on Thursday, following a tense exchange between President Barack Obama and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (retard-Kentucky).

At a White House meeting with bipartisan congressional leaders on Tuesday, Obama warned that he would make recess appointments if the logjam over nominees wasn’t broken before the Senate left for the Presidents’ Day break.

“Mitch, this is unprecedented,” the president said, gesturing forcefully on the Cabinet Room table, according to aides. “If you don’t move any, I’m going to do some [recess] appointments.”

American Samoa braces for Tropical Cyclone Rene

Residents are stocking up on bottled water, flashlights and candles as Tropical Cyclone Rene nears the U.S. Pacific island territory of American Samoa.

American Samoa braces for Tropical Cyclone Rene

U.S. Troops close off Taliban escape routes

U.S. and Afghan soldiers linked up with Marines on the outskirts of the Taliban stronghold of Marjah on Thursday, sealing off escape routes ...

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Store Unveils Cashmere Toilet Paper

A high-end British supermarket promises its latest brand of toilet paper, made with cashmere, is "the most luxurious yet."

Carla Smith, buyer for supermarket Waitrose, said the cashmere paper is the latest in a line that includes toilet paper with aloe vera and jojoba extracts.

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From the Paratroopers instruction manual

Count to ten, pull the ripcord of your main chute, if it fails to open pull your reserve chute, if it fails to open you have twenty seconds to learn to fly.

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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.

He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Sales."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

Childhood obesity linked to early death

Childhood obesity linked to early death

Obese children are twice as likely to die before age 55 as normal-weight children, a study finds.

Tips for changing your career path

Tips for changing your career path

Preparation and the right frame of mind are key if you're serious about making a switch.

Ways to stop wasting cash

Ways to stop wasting cash

Buying generic brands and raising the deductible on your insurance can mean big savings.

Autism-diagnosis changes anger 'Aspies'

Autism-diagnosis changes anger 'Aspies'

Many Asperger's syndrome sufferers are upset about a new way to classify their condition.

How to avoid taxes when you retire

How to avoid taxes when you retire

If tax rates go up in coming years, only one kind of retirement account will be unaffected.

Pilot program gives foreclosures extra time

Pilot program gives foreclosures extra time

A major bank will let homeowners on the verge of foreclosure stay for six more months — on one condition.

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Feds skip best weapon against Asian carp

Feds skip best weapon against Asian carp

A $78.5 mil plan to keep the fish from invading the Great Lakes passes over the surest solution.

Giant 'Breachers' join fight against Taliban

Giant 'Breachers' join fight against Taliban

The Marines call in 40-foot, 72-ton explosives-laden behemoths to take on Afghan mines and IEDs.

Thriving in just 178 square feet of space

Thriving in just 178 square feet of space

Zach Motl believes that the more stuff you put in a room, the bigger it seems.

Bill Clinton hospitalized in New York

Bill Clinton hospitalized in New York

The former president, 63, is said to be "in good spirits" after undergoing a heart procedure.

FAUX and the repugicans want Brennan fired for speaking the truth

Deputy National Security Advisor John Brennan has had it with the repugican's political games over national security. And, he's been calling them out for it:
Politically motivated criticism and unfounded fear-mongering only serve the goals of al-Qaeda. Terrorists are not 100-feet tall. Nor do they deserve the abject fear they seek to instill. They will, however, be dismantled and destroyed, by our military, our intelligence services and our law enforcement community. And the notion that America's counterterrorism professionals and America's system of justice are unable to handle these murderous miscreants is absurd.
The repugican party functions solely on its political motivations -- even when national security is involved. That was the underlying premise of the shrub/Rove years.

Now, if we know one thing about repugicans, they're very, very thin-skinned. And, they completely hyperventilate and overreact when someone busts them. They're not used to being challenged. And, Brennan really let them have it.

So, that means repugicans are in attack mode -- at Brennan (whose job it is to keep us safe.) It's important to see who is saying what -- and where it's being said. It's no real surprise who is pushing the story and where it's being pushed:
On Faux News' Special Report, senior White House correspondent Major Garrett reported that Congressional repugicans "stepped up their calls for President Obama's top counterterrorism advisor, John Brennan, to resign or be fired." Pete Hoekstra: "This guy is poisoning the well. I think the President probably should fire this guy, because he's off-base and inconsistent with how national security issues should be dealt with." Kit Bond "called on Brennan...to resign yesterday and...repeated that, somewhat indirectly, today."

Appearing on Faux News' Special Report, Roll Call's Mort Kondracke contended Brennan "made a serious political mistake when he accused repugicans of aiding Al Qaeda. ... It ought to be just off the table. And he did that toward Republicans and that's not the way you ought to treat the people who oversee the intelligence community." Tucker Carlson, also on Faux News' Special Report, said, "You can't accuse your opponent, simply because they disagree with you, of putting the country at risk. ... This is over the top. And the White House clearly was behind it."

Also appearing on Faux News' Special Report, Charles Krauthammer commented, "The reason the Administration is so defensive is because it's on the wrong side of what is obviously a bad decision it made on Christmas Day."
It's all politics for FAUX and the repugicans.

The repugican's newest fake outrage

The repugicans newest fake outrage is that Obama killing too many terrorists.

Now that's a new one.

Then again, maybe this time it isn't fake outrage - after all the terrorists are their not so secret bedfellows.

School handcuffs 6-year-old, sends her to mental facility

A 6-year-old Port St. Lucie girl being disruptive at school first was handcuffed to bring her under control.

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