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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Lunatic Fringe

Lunatic Fringe 
HCR opponents vowed to send snipers to kill the children of congress members who voted yes
This is your country on repugicans. 
Any questions?

This should end well ...
Law enforcement authorities are investigating the discovery of a cut propane gas line at the Virginia home of Rep. Thomas Perriello’s (D-Va.) brother, whose address was targeted by tea party agitators angry at the congressman’s vote for the health care bill.

The "Tea Party" has now graduated from rambling incoherent video screeds on youtube to domestic terrorism. So, where are the repugican statements cutting these folks loose from the "big tent"?



Rep. Tom Perriello released the following statement in response to an ongoing FBI investigation into a severed gas line at the home of the congressman’s brother.

“My number one priority right now is ensuring the safety of my brother’s family, and I am grateful to law enforcement for their excellent work. While it is too early to say anything definitive regarding political motivations behind this act, it’s never too early for political leaders to condemn threats of violence, particularly as threats to other Members of Congress and their children escalate. And so I ask every member of House and Senate leadership to state unequivocally tonight that it is never OK to harm or threaten elected officials and their families with anything more than political retribution. Here in America, we settle our political differences at the ballot box.”

"Repugicans originally thought that Faux worked for us, and now we are discovering we work for Faux"
Hey, we normal people knew this all along!

It's lonely at the bottom

From: swampland, a picture is worth a thousand words:

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House repugican conference chairwimp Mike Pence and congresswoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers holding a Capitol Hill news conference today on health care legislation.
(Thanks to Skippy for bringing this to our attention.)
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Jim Yeager posted this wonderful piece over at Skippy:

How the other america has been living ...

Russell King of TPM wrote an open letter to conservatives:
Dear conservative Americans,

The years have not been kind to you. I grew up in a profoundly republican home, so I can remember when you wore a very different face than the one we see now. You've lost me and you've lost most of America. Because I believe having responsible choices is important to democracy, I'd like to give you some advice and an invitation.

First, the invitation: come back to us.

Now the advice. You're going to have to come up with a platform that isn't built on a foundation of cowardice: fear of people with colors, religions, cultures and sex lives that differ from your own; fear of reform in banking, health care, energy; fantasy fears of America being transformed into an islamic nation, into social/communism/fascism, into a disarmed populace put in internment camps; and more. But you have work to do even before you take on that task ...
Here's the rest of it. but first, make yourselves comfortable -- it's long, it's spot-on, and it contains more links than a sausage smokehouse. The next time someone on the right tries to diminish and discredit the entire Democratic Party (and, by extension, self-described liberal-leaning independents such as me) over the left's own hypocrisy and failures to maintain civility and consistency, just direct their attention to this Russell King piece. Because, as King concluded ...
(Anticipating your initial response: No there is nothing that even comes close to this level of wingnuttery on the American left.)
One for the good guys!
Hundreds of screaming students succeeded in what few thought possible Tuesday night - they silenced incendiary wingnut Ann Coulter.

Wingnut Ann Coulter silenced by angry protesters at University of Ottawa
Wingnut heart throb Ann Coulter canceled in Canada. Told Muslim student to 'take a camel' as alternative to flying.
[T]he contents of Monday’s talk — which included Coulter telling a Muslim student she “take a camel” as an alternative to flying — grabbed headlines on both sides of the border Tuesday.

Coulter made the camel quip when pressed on a question asked by UWO student Fatima Al-Dhaher, who was referencing a previous quote made to the media that Muslims shouldn’t be allowed on airplanes and should take "flying carpets" instead. Al-Dhaher had noted she didn’t own a flying carpet, and asked what Coulter suggested she do instead.

Buckwheat, the Little Rascal from the 1920s series of film shorts called "Our Gang," is now center stage in a foot-in-mouth moment for a South Florida candidate for the U.S. Congress.
Repugicans are such a class act I tell you

Teabaggers are already over their one-time hero, Scott Brown
The Boston Herald proclaims "Repugicans feeling blue as Scott Brown win backfires." Repugicans may be feeling blue, but the teabaggers are seeing red. They're seething. And, they've turned their anger (and, if there's one thing we know about teabaggers, they're angry) on Scott Brown
Brown’s backers from the insurgent Teabaggers want to know if they’ve been had.

“We start to wonder whether we helped a RINO (Republican in name only) get into office,” said Teabagger agitator Jeffrey McQueen, who traveled from Michigan to campaign for Brown in the final days of the Jan. 19 special election that rocked the nation.
If it wasn’t for the teabeggers, Scott Brown wouldn’t have gotten that seat. They expected to see a true wingnut in there.

In fact, Democrats now say Brown’s election as the so-called “41st vote” to block Obama’s health-care overhaul inspired them to seek procedural means to bypass repugican efforts to derail the bill.
That was one of the quickest falls from grace in politics. 

And from the 'act like adults' repugicans we have ...
Repugicans Refusing To Work Past 2PM, Invoking Obscure Rule
Making good on Sen. McCain's threat to withhold all Republican cooperation from Democrats in the Senate in retribution for the majority party using reconciliation to pass health care reform, the GOP used the rule that states committees can only meet when the chamber is in session with the unanimous consent of all members.Senate Republicans fuming over the passage of health care reform are now refusing to work past 2 p.m. -- a tactic they can employ by invoking a little-known Senate rule.

On Wednesday, the Judiciary Committee was forced to cancel a hearing as was the Senate Armed Services Committee.

Liars and Fools
Faux's Glen Brick suggests that the Obama administration is "coming after him" and may kill him.
Sorry, Glen ol'boy but they wouldn't waste they time on a piss-ant like you.

Sarah Palin (retarded-Alaska) says the health care debate is between supporters of socialism and "those who love America".
It would help if the whack-job had a clue about anything, anything at all, much less what is and is not socialism.

Faux's Glen Brick compares health insurance reform to Flight 93 on 9/11, Pearl Harbor, Chamberlain meeting Hitler, and Hindenburg.
That "logic" is so twisted even he can't believe that bullshit.

Lush Dimbulb says health reform was "about fundamentally wrecking and destroying" America "as it was founded".
Oh, just go ahead and go on the Costa Rica and get you 'socialized medicine' there ... and to that fundamentally wrecking and destroying American as it was founded thing you got going - reading from the Texas history text books is not going to get you anywhere

It's The Economy Stupid

It's The Economy Stupid                                                         
Bailed out banks give runaround to homeowners
Wow, this is a total shock. 
You mean to tell me that the banks that were rescued from almost certain failure and then thought it made perfect sense to shower themselves with ridiculous bonuses on the taxpayer's dime aren't really interested in helping solve the problem they created?

China trade blamed for 2.4 million lost US jobs
Unfair Chinese trade and currency practices caused the loss of as many as 2.4 million U.S. jobs between 2001 and 2008, according to a study released on Tuesday.

$40,000 jobs without a four-year degree

These professions require quick feet and fast thinking — but no advanced schooling.
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Travel perks that used to be free

Today, it's possible to pony up as much as $120 to fly with two checked bags. 
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'Shadow' stalks housing market

Home prices are down 20% from their peak, but there's one reason you might wait to buy.
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7 things every renter should know

Choosing the right time to apartment hunt can get you a better selection and lower rent. 
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Odds and Sods

Odds and Sods
Kangaroo knocks jogger unconscious in Australia
25-year-old man David Striegl was knocked unconscious by a kangaroo on the Mount Ainslie nature reserve in the Australian capital Canberra on Thursday. He received cuts and bruises and a black eye after being scratched and hit by the kangaroo. Mount Ainslie is located near the centre of the Australian capital, with Australia's parliament houses designed to be viewed from the top of the mountain.
Full story
 
Would-be bank robbers call ahead
Two people have been arrested after they called a Fairfield bank demanding money, police said.







Police detain man 'hunting werewolves and chuds' with sword
Police have detained a man who was found wielding a sword in a parking lot where he said he was "hunting werewolves and chuds." At approximately 1:45 p.m. Tuesday, police responded to reports of the man aggressively waving a sword around and stabbing objects in the parking lot of Pro Build.
Full story
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SoCal Teacher Arrested In Alleged Drunken Teaching
A Southern California school teacher has been arrested for allegedly teaching while drunk.
Full story
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6 min ago | The Modesto Bee
A Nigerian-born U.S. citizen spent two days in a Tijuana jail after Mexican authorities mistook the soup spices he was bringing to his nephew in Mexico for an illegal drug.
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55 min ago | KXAM-TV Austin
A hitchhiker convicted of killing a Montana man who picked him up during a 1951 blizzard has been found running a wedding chapel in Arizona a ' 38 years after he skipped out on parole.
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A Nigerian-born U.S. citizen spent two days in a Tijuana jail after Mexican authorities mistook the soup spices he was bringing to his nephew in Mexico for an illegal drug.
Full story: KOMOradio
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8 min ago | WOODTV.com
Police in Middletown, Conn., have charged the parents of a toddler after they found a video of the baby smoking marijuana.
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1 hr ago | Inside Bay Area
Police said a teenager who botched a robbery at a Salt Lake City convenience store asked the clerk not to tell his mom.*****

Interesting In General

Interesting In General

Fugitive monkey baffles residents

An elusive primate becomes a local legend with his mysterious appearances.  
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Honeybee crisis getting worse

The dramatic die-off of bees this winter leaves scientists perplexed and worried.  
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An image from the Wauconda
 Store's Web site.
One Eastern Washington woman is offering you a shot at owning your own town, putting the zip code and accompanying establishments up for sale on eBay.The Spaghetti Saloon in Wauconda comes with the sale of the town.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
Try to slow down your pace today. Take care not to work too hard or to scatter your energies over many different projects. Pay attention to the needs of your body. You could become sick if you don't heed the warning of your physical self. Solve your anxieties by getting a good night of rest.
Some of today's readers have been in:
Chatswood, New South Wales, Australia
Torres Vedras, Lisboa, Portugal
Milano, Lombardia, Italy
Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, malaysia
London, England, United Kingdom
Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Coimbra, Coimbra, Portugal
Ludwigshafen Am Rhein, Rheinland-Pflaz, Germany
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan, Malaysia
Santiago, Region Metropolitana, Chile
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv, Israel
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Brussels, Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest, Belgium
Hyderabad, Sindh, Pakistan
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Bremen,Bremen, Germany
Sitiawan, Perak, Malaysia
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Leeds, England, United Kingdom

as well as Bulgaria, Brazil, and the United States in such cities as Casselberry, Weiser, Goodyear, Pittsburgh, Modesto, Liverpool, Imperial and more

Today is Wednesday, March 24, the 83rd day of 2010. 
There are 282 days left in the year.

Today's unusual holidays and celebrations are:
Kick Butts Day
and
National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day


It is also
World Tuberculosis Day

It's a Joan Jett kind of morning.

I Love Rock and Roll

As The World Turns

As The World Turns
Kids take high-altitude zipline to school
Kids in a remote village in Colombia travel to school via a precarious, high-altitude zipline, carrying their younger sibs in hemp sacks and slowing their descent with a wooden fork:
Despite her youth, Daisy is expected to travel down the flying fox at speeds of up to 62km/h with her younger brother attached beside her in a sack. It's a high pressure journey, with a 400m drop into the Rio Negro river facing her if the pulley system gives way.





From Treehugger:
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national park isengard photo
Will New Zealand allow the Coromandel Peninsula (left) to go the way of Isengard?
Image credit: Sandy Austin/Flickr and New Line Cinema
In a move that could have been cribbed from Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series, the New Zealand government has introduced a proposal that would open 27 square miles of currently-protected conservation land to mining. The discussion paper, authored by Energy & Resources Minister Gerry Brownlee and Conservation Minister Kate Wilkinson, claims to offer measures to ensure the "environmentally responsible development" of New Zealand's mineral resources.
Conservationists have voiced strong opposition to the plan, citing the damage such a proposal would do to the fragile ecosystems in question and New Zealand's clean, green, image around the world.
Article continues: New Zealand Considers Proposal to Turn National Parks into Mordor
World's hottest chili to be weaponized
'The chili grenade has been found fit for use'
The Indian military has a new weapon against terrorism: the world's hottest chili.

Houses a key part of dispute over east Jerusalem
Houses _ for Israelis and Palestinians _ play a key role in the dispute over the fate of east Jerusalem.
Pakistan police: Plot foiled on hotels, diplomats
Two highly experienced Taliban militants were arrested while planning to attack top hotels and kidnap diplomats in Pakistan, and one of the men claimed to have helped plan previous strikes.

Man Stabs, Kills 8 Students At China School
A former doctor armed with a large knife killed eight children and injured five others Tuesday at an elementary school in eastern China, a local official said.

Man saves 2million babies in half a century of donating rare type of blood

An Australian man who has been donating his extremely rare kind of blood for 56 years has saved the lives of more than two million babies.

James Harrison, 74, has an antibody in his plasma that stops babies dying from Rhesus disease, a form of severe anaemia.

He has enabled countless mothers to give birth to healthy babies, including his own daughter, Tracey, who had a healthy son thanks to her father's blood.


Mr Harrison has been giving blood every few weeks since he was 18 years old and has now racked up a total of 984 donations.

When he started donating, his blood was deemed so special his life was insured for one million Australian dollars.

He was also nicknamed the 'man with the golden arm' or the 'man in two million'. His blood has since led to the development of a vaccine called Anti-D.
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If you ever wanted to know what a real hero is you just read about one in the story above.

The State Of The Nation

The State Of The Nation
From Treehugger:
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Photo via the Political Elite
Yesterday I noted that though it would likely to be a pretty tough slog, there are still a number of factors working in favor of the bipartisan effort to bring about clean energy reform. Key among those factors was momentum--Democrats, after all, scored a major victory with the passage of health care reform. Fresh on the heels of the bill's passage, 22 moderate and progressive senators have drafted a letter specifically petitioning Majority Leader Harry Reid to take up the cause of clean energy reform this year.
Article continues: Following Health Care Victory, 22 Dem Senators Call for Clean Energy Reform
Racism simmers below surface on health care
So blacks were not surprised that the health-care debate went from fear-mongering to blatant obstinacy.
Blacks weren't the only ones not surprised.

Idaho Leads State Revolt Against Naked Body Scanners
New law limits use of x-ray devices, mandates pat-down alternative, and forces feds to disprove health concerns.
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Idaho has set the example for others states to follow in the continuing revolt against naked body scanners, by passing a law that limits the use of the x-ray scanning devices in airports and government buildings and also forces Homeland Security to disprove health concerns.

U.S. population winners and losers

Texas claims the two cities with the biggest population gains in 2009.  
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Judge rules on high-profile prom case

The ruling backs lesbian Constance McMillen's rights but stops short of forcing the event.  
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It is still horseshit ... Let her go to the Prom.

Local Hospitality

Local Hospitality

More Cities Consider Ban On Digital Billboards
Only one North Carolina city currently has a ban on digital billboards.

More Cities Consider Ban On Digital Billboards

Scientific Minds Want To Know

Scientific Minds Want To Know
Massive volcanic activity may have helped dinosaurs rise to prominence more than 200 million years ago, a study argues.

Were volcanoes behind the dinosaurs' rise?

New discoveries suggest dinosaurs were the only survivors of massive global eruptions. 
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Dinosaur Buried Alive By Collapsing Sand DuneA plant-eating dinosaur was likely devoured by a collapsing sand dune 185 million years ago.

Now for something other than dinosaurs:

Lunatic Fringe

Lunatic Fringe 
The wingnut's impotent and faux rage over health insurance reform continues: It "will do more damage than 9/11"; “Are we now in a world where there is absolutely no recourse to the tyranny of the majority?”; America is “hanging by a thread” and “our freedom has been assaulted" ...

Damn, it must be difficult to be powerless and full of phony angst ... then again they always have been that way.

Canada gives man Coulter a warning (excuse me Ann Cuntler) before she heads north for a college speaking engagement.
"Don't go spreading your hatefilled vile verbal bile up here...or you could be in a little legal trouble."
"....you will realize that canadian law puts reasonable limits on the freedom of expression. for example, promoting hatred against any identifiable group would not only be considered inappropriate, but could in fact lead to criminal charges. outside of the criminal realm, canadian defamation laws also limit freedom of expression and may differ somewhat from those to which you are accustomed. i therefore ask you, while you are a guest on our campus, to weigh your words with respect and civility in mind."
This ought to be  fun seeing as how repugicans don't know what the word civility means...let alone how to spell it.
Virginia's wingnut-birther attorney general has filed a lawsuit challenging the federal government's health care overhaul law.
A spokeswoman for Maryland Attorney General Doug Gansler says it's premature to contemplate a legal challenge to national health care legislation.
All repugicans ... OK, one blue-dog.

repugican mormon bigot now trying to use health care reform to take marriage rights away from gay couples
All the ugly that is the repugican party, and the mormon church, fully unleashed. All because the Democrats had the temerity to help provide health care to 30 million Americans in need, take away the pre-existing condition exclusion, and let parents add their adult-age kids on their insurance policies. Maybe David Dreier, Lindsey Graham, and Aaron Schock will come to our rescue.

Now Coburn, another wingnut repugican, is offering inane amendments to waste more time
You'd think we had no problems in America that needed to be addressed. 
I guess John McCain was telling the truth (who knew?) - the repugicans aren't interested in doing any more real business this year.

Here are Coburn's amendments.#3556 -- To reduce the cost of providing federally funded prescription drugs by eliminating fraudulent payments andprohibiting coverage of Viagra for child molesters and rapists and for drugs intended to induce abortion.

#3557 -- To require that each new bureaucrat added to any department or agency of the Federal Government for the purpose of implementing the provisions of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act be offset by a reduction of 1 existing bureaucrat at such department or agency.

#3558 -- To revoke the powers given the Sec. of HHS under the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act

#3559 -- To help the President keep his promise that Americans who like the health care coverage they have now can keep it.

#3566 -- To require all Members of Congress to read a bill prior to casting on a vote on the bill.

In Matters Of Health

In Matters Of Health
Obama signs historic health overhaul
A broadly smiling President Barack Obama on Tuesday signed a historic $938 billion health care overhaul that guarantees coverage for 32 million uninsured Americans and will touch nearly every citizen's life, presiding over the biggest shift in U.S. domestic policy since the 1960s.
Key elements of health reform would start soon
The health care reforms President Obama signed into law today would unfold slowly for the most part, with a few provisions kicking in this year, such as extended dependent coverage for young adults up to age 26 and an end to insurers' practice of placing lifetime spending limits on policies .

Attorneys general from 13 states sued the federal government Tuesday, claiming the landmark health care overhaul bill is unconstitutional just seven minutes after President Barack Obama signed it into law. Florida Attorney General Bill McCollum is taking the lead and is joined by attorneys general from South Carolina, Nebraska, Texas, Michigan, Utah, Pennsylvania, Alabama, South Dakota, Idaho, Washington, Colorado and Louisiana. All are repugicans except James "Buddy" Caldwell of Louisiana, who is a blue-dog.

Herbal Remedies Can Treat Ailments
Symptoms of bipolar disorder may vary from person to person. Learn how to spot periods of mania and depression.

Foods that help fight stress

These eight foods can help beat back anxiety while also reducing hunger.  
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Harry Smith's Colonoscopy

Top Ten Things going through Harry Smith's mind during his televised Colonoscopy.

It's The Economy Stupid

It's The Economy Stupid                                                         

How to size up your next job interviewer

Get an advantage by identifying common types of interviewers and adjusting your approach.
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5 things that can drive you to bankruptcy

Faced with one of these dire situations, bankruptcy may be your only shelter.  
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False fears about higher taxes?

Rate hikes are coming for the rich, but don't expect a doomsday stock market crash.  
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Interesting In General

Interesting In General
From the Macabre
Bizarre insight into the lives of Nazi death doctors unearthed in Auschwitz house Food coupons for some of the notorious Nazi doctors at the Auschwitz death camp - including Josef Mengele - have been found in the attic of a nearby house.

To the Cute and Cuddlely

World's first set of male twin elephants born in Thailand

Thong-Kum and Thong-Tang, believed to be the world's first set of male twins, are just two-weeks old and are reported to be in a healthy condition in the rural area of Tha Lad in Surin, Thailand.


Elephant twins occur very rarely, and due to the nutritional needs placed on the mother, their survival rates are often low.

Albino wallaby hanging out at wildlife park

A rare albino wallaby has been born at a British wildlife park — despite the owners having no adults with the skin-altering condition.

The tiny joey is still tucked away in its mother Erin’s pouch but will start to venture out on its own when it reaches six months old.

Staff at Seaview Wildlife Encounter say the joey is a ’genetic throwback’ because albinism is most commonly passed from parents to their offspring.


And they hope the young marsupial will prove a huge attraction when the park, which is near Seaview, in the Isle of Wight, re-opens after the winter in ten days’ time.

“We haven’t been able to determine whether the joey is male or female yet because it is still in its mother’s pouch.

“We can only see its little head and front paws when it decides to have a look outside.”

To Culinary Delights

Dubai bans restaurants from cooking with alcohol

Food lovers in Dubai are up in arms after reports that dishes such as coq au vin and rum-laced tiramisu could be banned from hotels. Authorities plan to step up the enforcement of a 2003 law prohibiting restaurants from using alcohol in food preparation.

Inspectors are said to be hunting for illegal alcohol inside sauces, soups and desserts. The Dubai Municipality sent out a circular to hotel managers "strictly enforcing the ban on use of alcohol in food items and their sale," an official said.


"Though most regulations under the local order have been enforced properly, Article 15, which bans the use of alcohol in food preparations, their display and sale was not implemented effectively," said Ahmed Abdul Rahman Al Ali, head of food inspection for the municipality. "Some hotels also store chocolates containing liquor in refrigerators that are accessible to children. Alcohol is not good for children be they Muslims or non-Muslims."

Alcoholic drinks are widely available in Dubai, and the 2003 law has been mostly disregarded. But the latest move appears aimed at easing worries from Muslim restaurant-goers about wine or liquor being used to prepare their meals. Fines for violators can be up to $5,500 (£3,670).

Common cooking errors you can easily fix

Dull flavors and soggy food textures often result from small oversights or assumptions.  
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Continuing with Joan Jett

Fake Friends

Odds and Sods

Odds and Sods
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Man jailed for duct-taping girlfriend's mouth so she would listen
A Florida man was sentenced to 90 days in jail and a year probation for binding his girlfriend's hands and taping her mouth shut "so she would listen."

Former inmate gets 15 years for breaking into jail
A judged sentenced 25-year-old Sylvester Jiles of Cocoa on Monday. He was convicted in January of trespassing on jail property and resisting an officer.