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Monday, May 17, 2010

Lizards May Go Extinct Over Warming

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They may be the last creatures that one would think would be affected by rising global temperatures, but a new study finds that lizards are threatened, and many species may go extinct, if current warming trends continue. The study appears in the journal Science, and it's yet another reminder that there will be unexpected consequences to global climate change.
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Synthetic 'Pot' Sold Legally In Central Florida

You've seen the growhouse arrests and marijuana seized by law enforcement over and over again across Central Florida, but a new synthetic form of pot is being sold legally and experts said it's stronger and more dangerous than the real thing.

Police use Internet trick to lure fugitives

A site promising cash and amnesty draws in dozens of parole violators for arrest.
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It's Only The Environment After All

It's Only The Environment After All
BP says its cleanup crew has begun to pump some oil into a tanker ship. 
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Experts fear the spill could reach a major ocean current, sending oil through the Florida Keys.
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NOAA: Tarballs found on beaches from Galveston to Florida

The most disturbing part of the story is that they're not all from the latest oil rig leak
Where are the others from?

Gulf Oil May Be Spreading into Major Current

Cheney's Chernobyl is getting worse by the second
BP said Monday it was siphoning more than one-fifth of the oil that has been spewing into the Gulf for almost a month, as worries escalated that the ooze may reach a major ocean current that could carry it through the Florida Keys and up the East Coast.

Do I give a damn what wingnuts and religo-fascists think or how they feel?

Hum, let's see:
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Lunatic Fringe

Lunatic Fringe
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Arizona, it's different for white people

'Family Values' Weaken Families

National Journal Magazine - Do 'Family Values' Weaken Families? The standard "Red State" formula of early marriage due to failed/no birth control used to make blue-collar man and women out of boys an girls.

Rank hypocrisy

Typical repugican!
As Texas faces an $11 billion shortfall, Rick Perry's luxury lifestyle spurs claims of "rank hypocrisy." 
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Ziggy

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What the cool kids are doing, and it's nuts...

This explains why the 'cool' kids aren't.
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Even as drunken student antics go, it was, by any stretch of the imagination, a disturbing scene. Surrounded by cheering rugby players, applauded by fellow members of the university netball team, 19-year-old Melissa Fontaine tipped back her head and giggled as fellow drinkers in the Students' Union bar pulled apart her eyelids and allowed them to pour a shot of vodka into her left eye.
'Vodka eyeballing', as it is known in student circles, is the latest drinking craze to sweep through Britain's universities.
Those who do it claim that it induces feelings of drunkenness at break-neck speeds, providing an instant high.

Culinary DeLites

Culinary DeLites
Each serving has nutrients that can help melt body flab and replace it with firm muscle.
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NJ college valedictorian proposes to boyfriend

A New Jersey college valedictorian had a special graduation gift for her boyfriend - a wedding proposal, which he accepted.

Obesity, a chemical reaction?

Studies are showing increasing evidence there may be a link between certain chemicals and obesity. a new study found overweight young girls had significantly higher levels of phthalates than the general population of children. phthalates are found in plastics and can be hormone disruptors.

Driving like crazy

Do you know how to react if a vehicle is heading straight toward you in your lane?
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Several states hope an obstacle course will curb cell use among teens while driving.  
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Leave it to the Irish

Paddy and Murphy have traveled to the land where the streets are paved with gold, only to find they'll still have to work to make a living.
They find a job, painting the white line in the middle of the road.
Three days later, the boss wants to speak to them; "I don't understand what is wrong with you, the first day you did an excellent job, you painted 10 miles, the next day just five and today only a few hundred meters. Give me a good reason not to fire you both!"
"That's easy,"" says Paddy, "the walk back to the tin of paint takes longer and longer each day."

Shoe

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Family travel 10,000 miles to view Britain's most remote pub

Faced with relentless sunshine, overwhelming natural beauty and a perma-tanned population, it is little wonder that one adventurous Californian family wanted to escape to remotest Scotland. The family sailed off on a 10,000-mile round trip to view mainland Britain's remotest pub, which has been put up for sale, according to agents selling the business.

The Old Forge on the Knoydart peninsula in northern Scotland is not your average local. Reachable only by boat, or an 18-mile hike over 1,000-metre hills, the pub has won accolades for being one of the most beautiful – if out-of-the-way – drinking establishments in the country.

The pub, in the village of Inverie, is 45 minutes away by ferry from Mallaig or 20 minutes by a daily water taxi, but since being put on the market by its owners – who, one suspects, may be looking for a quieter life – it has received no shortage of offers from would-be publicans willing to pay the £790,000 asking price.


Agents Knight Frank, said that there are five "serious" potential bidders including from a family in Montreal, Canada, and others from Edinburgh, Oban, London, and New Zealand. Apparently tired of California's non-stop sunshine, the family, who are originally from the UK, are looking to return to Britain to start a business that offers both profit and "lifestyle choice", he added.

"What has attracted them to The Old Forge is their love of sailing. They have looked at the business as customers and also looked at the surrounding area of Mallaig and Oban to get a feel for the yachting that the area offers." Despite the obvious scarcity of customers – the pub serves a community of around 115 – the Old Forge is an attractive business proposition, with six-figure profits, according to agents. The pub and restaurant is on the main sailing route to Skye, the Outer Hebrides and the Small Isles and attracts yachtsmen, hillwalkers and tourists throughout the year.

"The first serious, secure offer over the asking price is likely to be accepted," said David Reid at Knight Frank. "No formal offers have yet been made but we have serious interest from five parties at the moment, including the family from California. We also have a family from Canada who want to come and view as well as those in Europe. We have also had inquiries from all over the UK."